Laura. Not Blue Approved.
As promised my report about Laura.
I ended date and walked out without blowing a nut! She said 90 percent of guys leave happy.
I guess Blue has higher expectations. It truly killed the mood when she wasn't dressed properly. Laura tried to change from 60 minutes to 30 mins. When I gave her sad face she said quick!
She reminded me she usually stops at 5:30pm. Could have seen me yesterday at 330pm. Alleged family emergency.
Yesterday it was child. She said had to take my friend to Emergency room on tonight's visit. Was it child or friend?
Let's start out by saying "Best worst date of my life"! Laura was ready on time. My date was suppose to start at 6pm. and it did. Total "play time" 10 minutes.
Not sure if she has a handler or not. It was like she didn't know the arrangement. She starts out 30 min right (using translator app for entire conversation.)
Said no; we agreed on an hour. She looked surprised. She finally agreed. I had asked for her to dress a certain way. Person answering texts, no problem Daddy. Texting person says I'm a man of my word daddy!
"Man of my word" am I texting with a man or Laura? Some text appeared to be from her and others appeared to be from someone with a better "grasp of English"!
Translator app again. Thought she looked a little rough and not fresh! Had talked to her or (whoever answers texts) I wanted to start with her on her knees.
Translator app. Seemed surprised again. Did not appear to be interested in sucking cock on knees! I had tried to leave at this point but she begged me to stay. I ask to turn on some lights. She said okay but never once did.
Starts blow off to side in doggie. Then the translator app. No fingers in pussy, only slight quick rubbing. No touching the man in the boat. Translator app two or three different times.
Then she get the lube out and lubes my cock. So now I'm going to get an all hand; little suck. No pulling the hair, no guiding her head. She gives an average hand job. I had asked for her not to wear perfume. Had to change cloths after I left and still smelled of ladies perfume.
She then slid on a coat and tried to ride me. No rhythm no excitement at all. Finally pulled her off walked over and started putting on my cloths.
We talked on translator app. Laura says fingers are dirty and get germs in her lady parts. She whipped my hands and cock with wipes. I thought she was going to rub the skin off my cock with how hard she whipped.
I work in the hospital surgicial environment. I am very aware of all sanitary and hegine issues.. Works requires me to shower at work before getting dressed and shower after work before going home.
So I was clean and ready. Laura was so understanding and grabbed me and tried to stop me from leaving (In a good way).
I put the money on the counter and she picked it up and put it in my pocket. So I give her a Big Nice job. Full disclosure though; we had like 5 to 10 min of sex.
She ride me for two or three strokes. She gave me a hand job with a little suck for less than 5 minutes. I was in and out in less than 20 minutes
I didn't have a good experience at all! I did appreciate either trying to save the date. But by this point I was done.
I wanted to like her, make her a very regular. Unfortunately, I just can not recommend her. In her defence, maybe we just didn't click. If I can not rub the pussy or the man in the boat. I can not enjoy myself
If I wanted a little kissing and an oily hand job, I go to the Massage place. Again, maybe we didn't click. If she could have sucked a good dick I could at least recommend a quick stop .
I believe Laura is Over Hyped and is not Blue Approved. She was nice and did try. I believe maybe handler communicating and she is not given all the details .
I could be wrong about handler. Motel near Ohio State's off site parking. McDonald's and a Suncco Fast station near by.
Laura did ask for me to come back (another day) and let her retry. She did say the no inserting fingers in pussy or a lot of playing with pussy is a deal breaker.
Of course all conversations were with translator app. I do appreciate that she refused to take my money and invited me back.
I so much wanted her to be as advertised "rock star".
[QUOTE=JareBear;7020457]I have seen her a few times now and I can vouch that she is legit. She seems like she actually enjoys it. Very passionate. Loves to dfk and dirty talk. Latina firecracker. Never had to wait. And only comm problems have been the language barrier. I can navigate that some cause I know a little Spanish. Affordable too, with qv starting at 1. I recommend seeing her so we can keep her in Columbus.[/QUOTE]
Laura: Maybe she took Blue's Advice
I had "coached-Up" Laura today via text. I'm glad Plata-Pus had a great date. Blue so much wanted to put my seal of approval on Laura.
Maybe she is more into 20 minute "quick visits"!
The "slam bam thank you" kind of provider.
I realize some guys love the quick in and out! I need to warm up and connect a little.
Again, I so much wanted to make her a very regular girl. If I can not play with the pussy and direct the action, I can not enjoy myself.
Blue has mongered for 30 plus years; spread many legs from numerous countries.
This is why the board is so vital to the mongers (especially new mongers).
I wish she would have taken my cash. But I do apploid the fact she didn't take my cash.
I so much wanted to make this Columbian Laura a very regular gal. Blue is still searching for a weekly regular gal.
In Blue's opinion she is not Blue approved. I thought long and hard. I re-vistited my thoughts and mental notes:
Same conclusion.
More hand than suck.
Not good at riding dick.
Whipped my hands and dick almost raw before starting.
Felt she looked "rough" and the perfume made my eyes water.
Will I go back and try again? Laura asked numerous times! I don't think so. Maybe for a quick blow with no hands. But I do not believe that's in her skill set.
Yes new location is better. Not great but better.
Unfortunately Lauren did not receive the Blue Approved listed. She did not satisfy any requirements:
Not dressed as requested.
Too much Perfume.
All hand little to no suck.
Whipped my cock and hands raw before starting.
No playing with the pussy. Well slight little to no touching. No inserting fingers.
Not good at riding cock.
Possible handler or someone else answering texts.
Road hard and put away wet look.
Hair was unkept.
Sorry Gentelmen. Not approved! As always; True Blue report. The good the bad and the ugly.
Be safe.
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[QUOTE=PlataPus55;7020875]I respect what you've done for this board over the years but I disagree. It seems like Lee knows more than the rest of us is what is going on with her, but I have seen her twice, including today where I saw her at the new location. The new spot is much nicer, and not as sketchy. I did not see any indications of uncle, and I sat across the street at the chicken joint for around 30 minutes watching ahead of time after reading your review in case something had come up.
Once I got inside, same excellent service for a very fair price (1. 6 with a trip to greece for 20 mins).
She's into it, and responded to me almost immediately today and I was inside within an hour of my original message.[/QUOTE]