Massage Parlor Reports

Gents, Was visiting your fine city last week. Thought I'd reward myself with a massage while on a short business trip. Did some research & contacted a 30 ish independent lady working out of a private office complex. Since we had never met she lightly screened me. I actually don't mind when both sides are discreet in this hobby. Since she asked I not "advertise" our meeting, I'm going to only provide details thru PM to senior members. I'd rate her massage skills 8 out of 10. The standard finish was at least the same. Paid. 6 for full hour. She asked if I would tip which I did (. 40). Pleasant time & will repeat.

You tried three times, got stood up all of them, and you're going to try again?

Seriously? Have some pride dude. There are LOTS of fish on BP. Cast your line out with someone who doesn't fucking waste your time.

JMHO.

[QUOTE=Laptop1000;3618155]I have set up three appointments with her when I get to the parking lot she didn't answer the phone. Very hard to get her to call you back when you leave a message. I may try again I hope it's worth it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=White300;3550106]Last I knew she left Pacific a few months ago. Not sure where she is now.[/QUOTE]Anybody know where she is now?

Had some time to kill Friday afternoon, so stopped in at Healthy Habits. Luck of the draw on a walk in, and Mia was the one to come to the desk.

Great performance, very personable, good skills, amazing finish. Treat her nice and be respectful, and she will treat you nice as well. Half hour. 4/. 4 No shorting on time. Def will repeat!

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-girl-mia/40524722[/URL]

[QUOTE=Girls1;3618414]You tried three times, got stood up all of them, and you're going to try again?

Seriously? Have some pride dude. There are LOTS of fish on BP. Cast your line out with someone who doesn't fucking waste your time.

JMHO.[/QUOTE]She's way too hard to get a hold of to even set up an appt. That has red flags for me. I gave it one last shot this weekend, nothing. She's off my list.

Tried to do a walk in after a bust session this afternoon with a provider that had issues with a flat tire and trying to get towed. Showed up, lights were on, looked like someone was home. But not to be. Tried texting L and she was. Wait for it. Getting her tire changed. Sigh. The universe is working against me today. In both cases, nothing against the providers, surprised a bit about MBD walki-ins, I was hoping they were still a thing. Maybe next time.

I've never been to MBD, but I like their NO WALK-INs policy! These Chuckleheads that do walk-ins always want to be seen Immediately! Even if the Lady they want is busy with another customer. They don't give a fuck if the other guy gets shorted on time or treatment. Barbarians raised by wolves with no manners! JMO.

NJ.

[QUOTE=TeeMich;3572308]I haven't seen her reviews, so thought I would. I saw her on the east end of 28 for a hhr. The massage was not CMT, but better than a lot that I have had. When I asked for more pressure, she complied. Conversation was good and not over talkative, she made herself comfortable. I was satisfied and will repeat, maybe not a first choice. Seniors can pm for more details. 40/40 and out the door.[/QUOTE]Early this past week I ran into the massage parlor near Eastern on 28th and saw her. It was pretty busy and later at night, and she seemed to have her hands full. She was a straight-shooter, got comfortable. Nice lady. Massage wasn't bad, but I wasn't going to get any knots out. The overall experience wasn't anything special, but to be fair, she was seemingly handling one after another for quite some time and was tired. She has nice bolt-ons, she's cool about everything, and wants the customer happy in the end.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3618947]I've never been to MBD, but I like their NO WALK-INs policy! These Chuckleheads that do walk-ins always want to be seen Immediately! Even if the Lady they want is busy with another customer. They don't give a fuck if the other guy gets shorted on time or treatment. Barbarians raised by wolves with no manners! JMO.

NJ.[/QUOTE]In Di's ads she still posts "Walkins welcome".

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3618947]I've never been to MBD, but I like their NO WALK-INs policy! These Chuckleheads that do walk-ins always want to be seen Immediately! Even if the Lady they want is busy with another customer. They don't give a fuck if the other guy gets shorted on time or treatment. Barbarians raised by wolves with no manners! JMO.

NJ.[/QUOTE]NJ,

I totally get your gripe after what you've experienced. I'd be P. O. 'd a bit, too. However, it's not just the Chucklehead's fault, it's the shop's fault for caving in to these guys. If they told these guys to remember kindergarten (if they even made it that far in their education) and wait their turn or they could leave, then the chuckle-heads could at least get trained that the world does not revolve around them. The rest of us who are respectful and find ourselves with some unexpected time on our hands near a shop that has advertised walk-ins in the past, wouldn't mind the option. On the flip side, a slow day can be filled in unexpectedly for the shop. Everyone wins.

But in your cases, the shops catered to some guy you don't know. Maybe he's a walk-in that pays way bigger tips than you and so he's a more desired client that they want to keep happy. If someone has the money to drop a $200+ tip after the door fee, I'm willing to bet he will get the run of any shop he wants. I'm not saying you don't have a right to feel mad. I'm just saying that in this business, cash IS king and a nobody becomes a prince when he's got the cash to back it up. But any shop willing to drop a repeat client over some nobody dude off the street, isn't worth repeating anymore. JMO.

Personally, I stay away from shops, as a general rule. I will search out independents (usually local to the city I'm doing business in and rarely in GR) and get FAR SUPERIOR service to anyone in a shop. However, in my case, when I did give it a go (independent had car trouble, so fell back to a nearby shop) it didn't pan out. I thought it was ironic that both reasons for not working out, on the same day, were for tire issues. Since I knew that MBD had a walk-in policy in the past, I wanted to just clear the confusion that it seems to lean toward appts, which is cool, but should be noted.

[QUOTE=White300;3618694]Anybody know where she is now?[/QUOTE]I'd like to know too. She was the best.

[QUOTE=GMacMan;3619569]NJ,

I totally get your gripe after what you've experienced. I'd be P. O. 'd a bit, too. However, it's not just the Chucklehead's fault, it's the shop's fault for caving in to these guys. If they told these guys to remember kindergarten (if they even made it that far in their education) and wait their turn or they could leave, then the chuckle-heads could at least get trained that the world does not revolve around them.
[/QUOTE]The shop owners want Chucklehead's Money and my Money and Errrrbody's Money. They don't want CH to walk out and lose 40 or 60 door fee. They give zero thought to potentially losing the Regular Customer and his 2,000 plus he spends every year. The Asian Shops are Infamous for this B. S. !

Truth is, they get away with it alot because too many guys don't say or do anything about it. I recently had to remind a MP Lady how much I spend at her Boss's shop each year and that "so and so" at "so and so shop" wants my money too. Then I purposely refused to schedule my next appointment. Within 2 hours, Boss Lady called my Hobby Phone. I didn't answer. She called again. I didn't answer. When I finally answered her call I told her what the problem was. After pretending she didn't know what I was talking about, she gave me a 90 min massage for 60 min price on my next appointment.

Very recently saw this girl, Highly skilled!

Will see her again for sure.

[QUOTE=GMacMan;3619569]Maybe he's a walk-in that pays way bigger tips than you and so he's a more desired client that they want to keep happy. If someone has the money to drop a $200+ tip after the door fee, I'm willing to bet he will get the run of any shop he wants. I'm not saying you don't have a right to feel mad. I'm just saying that in this business, cash IS king[/QUOTE]I agree cash Is King. However, it wasn't a "this one time, this one thing happened". Yeah, that'd more likely apply to "Maybe he was some guy they KNEW who throws down WAY too much $$ then yeah, I agree with ya. But how often is that going to happen? I think over 95% of the time, it's just going to be a horny monger just wanting some action Now on-the-fly and to "stop the presses" -- where yeah, screw that BS.

Don't see a name to search. Thanks!

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/b2b-slides-and-much-more-fun/41217902[/URL]

After my post about Relax, I got a PM from Amy at HH to come and see her. On the way out of town and glad I was able to connect. Easy appt set up via text. Great conversation, cute as a button, and hands down one of the better massages I have had in some time. Left very happy. Will definitely repeat next time I am around. Stay safe out there.

Fish.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;3619552]In Di's ads she still posts "Walkins welcome".[/QUOTE]The reason walk-in is posted on certain ads for MBD, is because that specific provider, will be in office during the hours she is advertising for.

If the phones are not ringing and no appts are scheduled, employees are usually leaving for the day. As we all know, it is always better to schedule, rather.

Than walk-in. When we advertise to walk-in, it is because we will be there during those hours, FOR SURE.

Please keep in mind, all employees of MBD are their own boss. No scheduled hours are given and each person makes their own hours and days available.

Each provider has their own preference about accepting walk-ins, or not.

We appreciate your continued business and are sorry for not being able to accommodate, sometimes.

[QUOTE=FishingForSome;3621559]After my post about Relax, I got a PM from Amy at HH to come and see her. On the way out of town and glad I was able to connect. Easy appt set up via text. Great conversation, cute as a button, and hands down one of the better massages I have had in some time. Left very happy. Will definitely repeat next time I am around. Stay safe out there.

Fish.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review!!

[QUOTE=HagStrom;3621336]Don't see a name to search. Thanks!

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/b2b-slides-and-much-more-fun/41217902[/URL][/QUOTE]She has not responded to any of my texts.

[QUOTE=Donntee;3621894]She has not responded to any of my texts.[/QUOTE]I went and seen her not the girl in the pic tattoos don't lie.

[QUOTE=PocketBuddy;3622639]I went and seen her not the girl in the pic tattoos don't lie.[/QUOTE]The bait and switch any good?

[QUOTE=HagStrom;3623481]The bait and switch any good?[/QUOTE]The massage if you can call it that was horrible. Very mechanical not much roaming it seemed. Was at Rri should have been my first clue. I'm the girl did look like "the girl next door" not hot but not bad.

Seen Lexi at royal few weeks ago. Total waste of time major up sell and seemed rushed.

[QUOTE=PocketBuddy;3623689]The massage if you can call it that was horrible. Very mechanical not much roaming it seemed. Was at Rri should have been my first clue. the girl did look like "the girl next door" not hot but not bad.[/QUOTE]If you already read. Stupid auto correct it is and the girl not supposed to be I'm the girl.

[QUOTE=Stonecoldstan;3623778]Seen Lexi at royal few weeks ago. Total waste of time major up sell and seemed rushed.[/QUOTE]As are all Royal girls!

Has anyone ever seen Happy Hannah? She doesn't post often, and it seems that she takes her ads down after a few days.

Just a couple of observations from my past few visits.

1) I feel like the same 10 places / girls advertise anymore and of those there are 2 that are worth the time? And for me it seems like those 2 are never available when I have the time.

2) maybe it's just GPS but lately places have been in a rush to get you out the door. Now these are places that the girls know I'm a frequent visitor and a good tipper. Last few visits a walk in will come through while I'm in the middle of a massage and my girl leaves to go put them on a room. When they get back it's quick flip over and get it over as fast as possible without any perks and then expect a full tip. I look at them and say I've been in here a total of 10 minutes and you didn't provide good service. So you get a small tip. Because of this I will no longer be going to these two establishments.

Has anyone else ran into these issues as of late?

Wondering if Ali has resurfaced anywhere? I seen her a bunch at East / West, once at Healing Hands and I know she worked at Mama Dees in Holland for a bit. Spinner Blonde that talks a lot. Would love to reconnect with her. Thanks in advanced.

[QUOTE=DerickSaunders;3625611]Just a couple of observations from my past few visits.

1) I feel like the same 10 places / girls advertise anymore and of those there are 2 that are worth the time? And for me it seems like those 2 are never available when I have the time.

2) maybe it's just GPS but lately places have been in a rush to get you out the door. Now these are places that the girls know I'm a frequent visitor and a good tipper. Last few visits a walk in will come through while I'm in the middle of a massage and my girl leaves to go put them on a room. When they get back it's quick flip over and get it over as fast as possible without any perks and then expect a full tip. I look at them and say I've been in here a total of 10 minutes and you didn't provide good service. So you get a small tip. Because of this I will no longer be going to these two establishments.

Has anyone else ran into these issues as of late?[/QUOTE]Let us know which establishments and girls have been rushing you.

Any Senior members visit Blonde25 with her nuru bed?

Please PM me. I've seen the girl 4-5 times with the normal show but wondered if the switch to nuru would be worth it.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3626192]Let us know which establishments and girls have been rushing you.[/QUOTE]Relax massage and the one on eastern near 28th. The name escapes me right now.

[QUOTE=DerickSaunders;3626864]Relax massage and the one on eastern near 28th. The name escapes me right now.[/QUOTE]The 1 on Eastern is called Relaxation Station Oasis which is pretty much a joke now. I only went there a couple of times but stopped after a provider there had me get up butt naked to look how much of my money I can give her for a tip for a pathetic ending. All of the little sexiness was sucked out of the appointment immediately and I felt like I was buying a cheap car I didn't want. She answered the phone twice during our 30 minute session too which is a deal breaker for me. I avoid this place and any others associated with it, it's a complete waste of time and money not to mention if I want to be ignored I'll just spend time with my wife lbvfs.

I know this is the GR board but I visited the islands in Lansing and posted a review that girl mikki will rock your world. I've been to a few places in GR and haven't had any luck I haven't seen the girl by the zoo yet but is there anyone or anyplace that comes remotely close to porn islands as I call it in Lansing (I remember the old days there was that place next to the party store on division in between 44th and 54th way back then American girls o man that was good stuff).

Miki is a legend and has been for as long as I can remember.

I know no other at an AMP that comes close to her pornstar performance. Only her age is a negative but she wears it well.

[QUOTE=MaxCady;3628513]I know this is the GR board but I visited the islands in Lansing and posted a review that girl mikki will rock your world. I've been to a few places in GR and haven't had any luck I haven't seen the girl by the zoo yet but is there anyone or anyplace that comes remotely close to porn islands as I call it in Lansing (I remember the old days there was that place next to the party store on division in between 44th and 54th way back then American girls o man that was good stuff).[/QUOTE].

Seen she has just started posting. Anyone have any info? Is she FS? Would you repeat? Want to try her out but don't want to waste my time.

I see she is new on here posting. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/lilly-petite-caucasian-23-yr-old/42256357[/URL] Is she legit? Pics seem to good to be. What's the menu like?

Another cousin of Wil Linklater strikes again.

[QUOTE=ZHill;3630073]Seen she has just started posting. Anyone have any info? Is she FS? Would you repeat? Want to try her out but don't want to waste my time.[/QUOTE]Neither do we! Why is it most of the new guys want info on someone who hasn't been reviewed?

[QUOTE=JhillsDale85;3630270]I see she is new on here posting. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/lilly-petite-caucasian-23-yr-old/42256357[/URL] Is she legit? Pics seem to good to be. What's the menu like?[/QUOTE]If you think this girl is in Grand Rapids waiting for you to call, please take one for the team. Please don't forget to walk away without giving her a penny if the pics are not her. (Step 9).
Also don't forget to look under the hood and report if she has baby damage and or saggy titties, even if she is hot and begs or pays you not to report it.
Take One For The Team Guidelines (update # 4).

Step 1 : Find a girl you like, google her number search pics on Google Image.

1. A Search her number on Facebook. / It would wise to have a hobby (fake) FB page before searching.

Step 2 : Monitor the ad for at least 3 days, a sting from LE or Robbery set ups usually don't post for more than two days.

Step 3 : Let the usasexguide members know of your findings from google and ask if anyone has knowledge and you plan on TOFTT.

Step 4 : Buy a hobby phone, Do not use your real name for registration or to the provider.

Step 5 : Contact her on a slow day, for quicker response and better negotiations text or call on Tuesday or Wednesday. They get so many calls on a Friday they might lose your message.

A: Original contact should be a short stay or Hhr, to reduce the risk of an expensive bad date.

B: If her incall is a house address enter it into Google Street view to see the house and neighborhood.

If she gives you a location like 3 mile and Alpine, 28th street hotels between Division and 131, RRI, Knights INN on 28th. Tell her you won't go to those hotels and opt a for car date.

C: Save any negotiation for the end of the call or even your second contact. (a car date is 40 or less).

D: don't wear any loud clothing, blend in.

Step 6 : Never park in her driveway or the hotel parking lot. Park in the street or at a nearby business and walk. Example; if you go to motel 6 on 28th park in the restaurant lot.

Step 7 : Leave all valuables and drivers license at home or in the vehicle. Only take in the money you plan to spend.

Step 8 : Inform her if you are going to be late. If you're arriving early, contact the provider from a gas station a block away, so you and your vehicle do not raise suspicion. While waiting for her response, go in the bathroom and wash your balls while you wait. (providers biggest complaint is Hygiene). Contact her to say you are here. Do not go to any shady houses, just drive by and text her to let her know you will not be coming in her mouth tonight.

A: If you're at a house, have her meet you on the porch.

B: If the Hotel has a side door use it. If you have to walk by the front desk act like you live there, don't ask directions.

Step 9 : Knock on door. If the girl matches the pic stay, if not walk out and report back to USA that the pic doesn't match the girl.

Step 10: Check every room for safety.

Step 11 : Tell her you have the money and maybe show it to her but do not give up the cash until after you receive the services you negotiated for.

Step 12: Report back to USA in full detail including Looks, Smells & Cleanliness (of incall and provider), Attitude and Service.

12 A: Include a link to the providers advertisement so we know who you are reviewing.

These are some steps you should take before you TOFTT. Please add to the list if you see anything I missed.

Just trying to help.

Fellow Monger Benz1.

[QUOTE=MidMichGeezer;3630535]Neither do we! Why is it most of the new guys want info on someone who hasn't been reviewed?[/QUOTE]Because Newbies believe the pics they see are real and the seasoned monger knows better. We don't bother looking or asking, we already know it's a waste of time.

When they ask we don't have to answer. Maybe they'll take one for the team and tell us how real the pic is and did they get their whole hour or get rushed out.

Happy Hunting.