Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=DGoesDown;1960760]Thanks for continuing to prove my point I feel bad for you. Merry Christmas to you as well![/QUOTE]What point? You couldn't even get the damn story straight.

[QUOTE=DGoesDown;1960016]Fuck whomever you want. I am POSITIVE we are not sharing the girls I'm speaking of.[/QUOTE]Does this clown serious think that providers survive and thrive on just what he pays them? If that were true there would be a lot of poor and unhappy providers. Get real WTF!

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;1960984]What point? You couldn't even get the damn story straight.[/QUOTE]The point of the story ass hat. Please also see the two comments below yours by one of the two I was referring to. For Christmas maybe I'll give you a pair of her panties because that's as close to that sweet honey that you will get again. Is that what really bothers you? I'm pleasing the girls you want but can't see?

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;1960984]What point? You couldn't even get the damn story straight.[/QUOTE]SMDH...

Same guy, Same drama.

Gentlemen, yes Lizzy was Heidi, she is now an independent. And for those who have actually met with her knows my previous post is true.

It is not her fault that Elizabeth Shue looks like her. I would dare any of you to post your real photo and your real name. So if you are looking for someone you can have an incredible time with contact Lizzy.

Good day Gentlemen...

You only get this kind of stuff on Monday Night Raw.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=DGoesDown;1960760]Thanks for continuing to prove my point I feel bad for you. Merry Christmas to you as well![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;1960707]As anyone that has actually spent time in the wilderness will tell you, that is a stupid saying. Besides you got the saying wrong along with the poor spelling and grammar.

There are two versions:

Each involves a guide.

In the first version, the guide instructs the other man on about not being able to outrun a bear (which is indeed is very true if you have ever seen one in person be it black, brown, grizzly, or polar, they are some fast bastards when motivated). When they encounter the bear, the guide calmly sits down and replaces his heavy hiking boots with track shoes and the poor fellow gets the same response that you gave: "I just have to out run you.

In the second version, the one the Alaskans tell, it involves a naive person loading a .357 into his pack. The guide tells him it will be useless unless he has several fast loaders, as even with an expert shot, it will most likely bounce off their very thick frontal skull and just piss the bear off. Later they encounter a bear. The guide once again calmly sits down and reaches into his pack and pulls out a small .22 pistol. The man asks him what he is going to do with that if even a .357 won't drop a bear. The guide smiles at him and shoots him in both knees: "I just have to out run you.

Both of these are silly stories though. I was taught how to deal with bears by an experienced Doyon Inuit Eskimo a long time ago:

You don't have to outrun the bear or your companion. If at first you can't scare it off simply buy banging a stick and ringing a bear bell (which every hiker in deep wilderness should carry), you just throw salmon jerky at it (which you keep sealed until you need it) then toss the rest to each side of the trail and simply walk calmly further down the trail. It will leave you alone because it will busily search the brush for hours for the scattered scent.

It works like a charm. I have done it several times, once in Denali, once in Yosemite, and once in Boone National Forest.

Merry Christmas, even if you are often a douche.[/QUOTE]I heard the story when I was in South Africa. They told me I did not have to outrun the lion, just the guys with me.

For you to imply, there are only two versions of this, makes you look like a total jack wagon.

[QUOTE=Mykull44;1961128]Does this clown serious think that providers survive and thrive on just what he pays them? If that were true there would be a lot of poor and unhappy providers. Get real WTF![/QUOTE]& no. I was referring to a couple ladies that have him, maybe more, but at least him on their will not see list. But wait, we have some marvelous parting gifts for your participation.

I second this. She is very classy and sweet, I think this will not be a long term career for her. She has way to much too lose by posting real pics.

[QUOTE=RhettB;1961220]Gentlemen, yes Lizzy was Heidi, she is now an independent. And for those who have actually met with her knows my previous post is true.

It is not her fault that Elizabeth Shue looks like her. I would dare any of you to post your real photo and your real name. So if you are looking for someone you can have an incredible time with contact Lizzy.

Good day Gentlemen...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RhettB;1961220]Gentlemen, yes Lizzy was Heidi, she is now an independent. And for those who have actually met with her knows my previous post is true.

It is not her fault that Elizabeth Shue looks like her. I would dare any of you to post your real photo and your real name. So if you are looking for someone you can have an incredible time with contact Lizzy.

Good day Gentlemen...[/QUOTE]Elizabeth Shue's, she's not. Not that Elizabeth Shue is anything special on the global scale, but way above what's offered here. Lizzy could post a, body only, photo if she is concerned about anonymity. No, I would not post my real name or photo. I doubt that Heidi or Lizzy's os her real name. No one expects a provider to use her real name. As far as posting my real photo, I am not asking anyone to pay $ to screw me. But If I was a girl in the business, and decided to use a fake pic, I wouldn't be dumb enough to use a photo of a celebrity.

[QUOTE=DeliciousDawn;1951540]

To all of the ladies, do NOT put up with this type of behavior. When you do, they will just do it again and again.

Just because they have a senior status next to their handle, doesn't make them a nice man. Some use it to their advantage, as power.

To everyone else, happy holidays!

Don't forget the kids who are going without this season. I adopted a kid for Christmas, I hope others can too. It makes one feel SOO good inside. Giving trees are located at Walmart, etc.

Everyone stay warm.

Delicious Dawn.[/QUOTE]We definitely need a "like" button so I don't have to repost big quotes just to say I love what you posted and you are awesome! Also, everything you said is spot on. You're a beautiful, strong woman & I love that you keep your cool while maintaining ground. Merry Christmas Sweetheart.

CC.

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;1961431]...and learn the difference between Your and You're.[/QUOTE]Sorry grammar police.

[QUOTE=RhettB;1961220]Gentlemen, yes Lizzy was Heidi, she is now an independent. And for those who have actually met with her knows my previous post is true.

It is not her fault that Elizabeth Shue looks like her. I would dare any of you to post your real photo and your real name. So if you are looking for someone you can have an incredible time with contact Lizzy.

Good day Gentlemen...[/QUOTE]Wait a second. Are you actually blaming Elizabeth Shue for this provider using her, Elizabeth Shue's, photos? Are you actually redirecting the blame for a provider using fake photos, to a celebrity who doesn't have a thing to do with providing? Is that what you're saying? Because that's the way I'm reading it.

So Rhett (probably Lizzy / Heidi as well), instead of issuing a [I]mea culpa[/I], you're going to instead take the offensive and blame everyone else for getting busted of using fake pics, and more than likely, putting up a self-post.

These noobs are always good for a laugh.

The reason why we're hobbyists is because we donate to providers to spend time with them to get a type of service in return. Web sites like this one offer a menu of sorts so we can shop for a provider who fits are needs. How does it work for us to post a real photo of ourselves while we are the ones doing the shopping? This isn't a dating site.

Regardless if you've had an "incredible" time with Lizzy or Heidi (one of her ads goes with the "Heide" spelling), this provider has decided to put herself out there because she felt it would be beneficial in terms of earning a profit in this biz. Correction, she put a photo of a hot blonde and then Elizabeth Shue out there to try to earn a profit from their looks instead of hers. Then you come on here and write something ridiculous like, it's not her fault Elizabeth Shue looks like her.

Then you "dare" us to use our photos and real names in these types of ads because she's the one taking the real risk by entering into the biz and how "dare" us hobbyists criticize the ad because we somehow are a group of chicken-shitz in general, and we would have an incredible time with her anyway, even if she didn't look like a famous actress, which is borderline ludicrous.

Personally, I won't see a provider who uses fake pics. Now, if I had any type of urge or curiosity to see this provider after reading the positive comments about her, you just ruined it with your post.

And, lastly, how do you think the hot blonde in the original ad or Elizabeth Shue would feel about this provider using their photos to earn a profit? Does she think they would be flattered?

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=RhettB;1961220]Gentlemen, yes Lizzy was Heidi, she is now an independent. And for those who have actually met with her knows my previous post is true.

It is not her fault that Elizabeth Shue looks like her. I would dare any of you to post your real photo and your real name. So if you are looking for someone you can have an incredible time with contact Lizzy.

I think the next time she profits from those ads, she need to find whereabouts of the blonde in the original ad and Miss Shue and cut them each a check.

Good day Gentlemen...[/QUOTE]