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She is back in Cleveland, but not doing very well. Maybe a date every couple days. Just because she doesn't reply instantly doesn't mean she isn't legit. One of my top 5 ever. If you ever go to Knoxville, get a hold of Rachel / Lady Lydia. She is a large woman, but unmatched skills in every area. She may not be your type, but an awesome time with no time limits.

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Message me if anyone has dreamed of this please.[/QUOTE]I've posted this same reply numerous times to requests involving ads like you just linked to. If you can't tell that that is an ad using fake pictures you are going to have a long hard time in this hobby. No pun intended.

Does she even reply?

[QUOTE=ARoadBuilder;2531737]She is back in Cleveland, but not doing very well. Maybe a date every couple days. Just because she doesn't reply instantly doesn't mean she isn't legit. One of my top 5 ever. If you ever go to Knoxville, get a hold of Rachel / Lady Lydia. She is a large woman, but unmatched skills in every area. She may not be your type, but an awesome time with no time limits.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ARoadBuilder;2531737]She is back in Cleveland, but not doing very well. Maybe a date every couple days. Just because she doesn't reply instantly doesn't mean she isn't legit. One of my top 5 ever. If you ever go to Knoxville, get a hold of Rachel / Lady Lydia. She is a large woman, but unmatched skills in every area. She may not be your type, but an awesome time with no time limits.[/QUOTE]Maria called me yesterday and asked if I would post a rebuttal. She is not in Cleveland and hasnt been for a good week. She will not be back until sometime after her she recovers from her surgery. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Edvis;2532652]Does she even reply?[/QUOTE]I think there was a misunderstanding. Maria is not in Cleveland right now and still dealing with her health issues. For those interested, she has surgery scheduled for Thursday and then will need some time to recover. She's not currently taking appointments so I doubt she'll be responding right now. I'm sure she'll make it known if she comes back and is available to see people again. OC.

We should all wish her well and hope for a speedy recovery. She is one of the better providers in the area and overall a very sweet lady.

[QUOTE=OCClem83;2533093]I think there was a misunderstanding. Maria is not in Cleveland right now and still dealing with her health issues. For those interested, she has surgery scheduled for Thursday and then will need some time to recover. She's not currently taking appointments so I doubt she'll be responding right now. I'm sure she'll make it known if she comes back and is available to see people again. OC.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EarthMover;2534273]We should all wish her well and hope for a speedy recovery. She is one of the better providers in the area and overall a very sweet lady.[/QUOTE]Amen to that. Maria is one of the sweetest ladies I have ever spent time with, and in my somewhat limited experience, one of my two ATF.

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As my reviews will show, I have enjoyed time with some wonderful, wonderful, wonderful women. And I mean no offense to anyone, but SweetKelly is in a league all her own! She is the Perfect 10, the best of the best! I have my new ATF and having found Perfection, I doubt I will be venturing too far from this Perfect 10! (I know that I am describing her in a way that sounds surreal, just too good to be true. The reality is that I have not even begun to do her justice. This lady is dynamite mixed with cotton candy!

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[QUOTE=LoveLadies;2538073]I always wondered what would happen if you could mix the perfect spinner body (complete with beautiful, natural tits and a firm ass) with a gorgeous face and a personality that could make any man melt in her hands like an ice cream cone on a hot July day. Then add sensuality that was off the charts and passion that is pure, powerful, & potent. Sprinkle in the 4 to 1 cum factor (a woman who can easily cum 4 times before a man does even the first time). Combine that with a menu that would make any 5 Star Restaurant seem like a Mc Donalds in comparison. Finally, sprinkle in a sense of genuineness that would allow any man to truly experience the paradise that can only be provided by a borderline nympho who loves every second of what she is doing. And remove from the recipe even a hint of arrogance or overvalued status. Shake it all up and then provide this experience at unbelievably reasonable rates! After it was baked and would cum out of the oven, the final product would be SweetKelly!

As my reviews will show, I have enjoyed time with some wonderful, wonderful, wonderful women. And I mean no offense to anyone, but SweetKelly is in a league all her own! She is the Perfect 10, the best of the best! I have my new ATF and having found Perfection, I doubt I will be venturing too far from this Perfect 10! (I know that I am describing her in a way that sounds surreal, just too good to be true. The reality is that I have not even begun to do her justice. This lady is dynamite mixed with cotton candy![/QUOTE]

Last night, I setup a time with Kelly for late this afternoon.

Before we were supposed to meet she texts me and asks if I could meet her later on because she has "had a day" and was just now changing rooms. I let her know right away I couldn't meet later and even suggested maybe another day.

Over 2 hours later and not even a peep from her. Nothing but crickets.

I really enjoyed our first dream and am definitely bummed. But, I never expected this kind of treatment from her. Hopefully, she's ok.

I'd expect something like this from Skylar but never Kelly.

Peace out.

[QUOTE=Eleone;2539185]Last night, I setup a time with Kelly for late this afternoon.

Before we were supposed to meet she texts me and asks if I could meet her later on because she has "had a day" and was just now changing rooms. I let her know right away I couldn't meet later and even suggested maybe another day.

Over 2 hours later and not even a peep from her. Nothing but crickets.

I really enjoyed our first dream and am definitely bummed. But, I never expected this kind of treatment from her. Hopefully, she's ok.

I'd expect something like this from Skylar but never Kelly.

Peace out.[/QUOTE]Okay I must be missing something here. Kelly sends you a text to inform you before the meeting she cannot make it and suggests a later meeting. You tell her that won't work, so what else do you want her to do? I can see you getting pissed if she had no called / no texted. Just give her a little time and I'm sure she will make it up to you sometime. Just relax, I'm sure she's getting swamped by all the calls.