Boring Monday in spring..
Was looking for something strange this past Monday morning. After stifting through some BS craigslist ads, I checked out BP. Called this lady and negotiated a BBBJ on the phone for .8 Arrived and headed to 3rd floor apt. She was not quite as hot as the pics on the ad. Dunno if the pics were old, or she got older, or drugs, but I was glad I was only there for a BJ. She stripped down to bra and panties and did a very nice job. Nice pop with spit finish. Was quick and satisfying. A little pricey but I was not in the mood to shop.
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Had a date planned with that some CL chic south of brockton named danielle, she blew me off, started calling ads in nh and no one was picking up, my 19 year old utr was working so I start to read reviews on the other site, Some dude was ranting and raving about strawberry in providence, words used in his review "huge tits" lippy pussy. Total GFE. So I called her and she said she does not talk, sets things up by text, found this to be strange, but I went along with her request, quoted me 100 for 30 minutes, I thought this was a hell of a deal, I asked 1 hour for 150 that includes GFE? She texts yes, ok so after going 0 for 10 on ads I drove down there and got to her house, she opened the door and was the girl in the pictures, has that suicide 70's look to her, but was short fat and had no shape, not to mention really bad posture and border line hunch back, I was thinking of using my " I forgot my money in the car excuse" but I said fuck it handed her the money and it got worse.
She was all rush rush, I asked for a massage after the long drive my back was killing me, she said she does not do that, she got naked and ughhh facken gross, like gag me with a spoon grosss, saggy breasts and huge gut, I'm talking a beer gut, huge stretch marks everywhere, plus I smelled alot of body odor, I asked her politley if we can jump in the shower together since I was there for the hour, oh boy she got pissed, she said I have someone else coming over and we need to get this done, she started to jerk me off really rough and put a condom on me, did a CBJ for like 1 minute and asked me what position I wanted, well danm she is so huge I doubt I could even find the light at the end of the tunnel if I asked for doggie, so I fucked her in missionary and she said no kissing, guess the previous reviewr was talking shit, after I had my orgasm she got dressed pretty quickly and said thanks for coming over, total time spent? Maybe 20 minutes tops, my fault for trusting the review on her.