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Saw Anna yesterday on the strength of a prior positive post. She speaks excellent English and takes direction well.
Very good massage skills with a good lead up to the flip. Takes her time in getting the Johnson to respond which.
For me is a good thing. Very good release skills and actually asked me when I wanted to cum. Enjoyable experience.
[QUOTE=Nats53;6606081]Saw Anna yesterday on the strength of a prior positive post. She speaks excellent English and takes direction well.
Very good massage skills with a good lead up to the flip. Takes her time in getting the Johnson to respond which.
For me is a good thing. Very good release skills and actually asked me when I wanted to cum. Enjoyable experience.[/QUOTE]Glad to hear you had a positive experience as well. Hope they are changing sheets between sessions now!
Both Claudia and Windy are a bit up there in age, but both are nice and accommodating. Similar to Joy, neither is going to provide a great deep tissue massage. Windy give a marginally better massage. Both are, as noted, accommodating, and I see where Windy gets her name.
[QUOTE=PussyEater39;597123]What is jackhouse?
Yeah Joy is back. Get Windy, Claudia or Joy. All have big knockers.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GornyHuy;6600510]Claudia has B cups.[/QUOTE]Agree, Claudia has B's. I'll grant they're firm and perky enough for her age. Windy is a small to mid C, and they also have stood the test of time.
I've been dipping in and out of MS for the past year or so now with much success. I have experienced Claudia, Wendy, and Lisa but never Joy. Can someone provide a description of Joy? And who is the more attractive attractive out of Claudia, Wendy and Joy?
[QUOTE=CaptainJ;6613801]Both Claudia and Windy are a bit up there in age, but both are nice and accommodating. Similar to Joy, neither is going to provide a great deep tissue massage. Windy give a marginally better massage. Both are, as noted, accommodating, and I see where Windy gets her name.
Agree, Claudia has B's. I'll grant they're firm and perky enough for her age. Windy is a small to mid C, and they also have stood the test of time.[/QUOTE]
Based on reviews I ventured out to Advanced Bullshit Center. I called and made 30 min appointment with Anna. When I got there, there was an average looking Asian woman in her early 40's at the front counter and a short, fat, ugly Latina woman. The Asian woman took me to the back and left as I got ready. As I was wondering what Anna might look like, I hear a knock on the door and in walks the short fat ugly Latina woman. FUCK! As soon as she walked in, I knew I was going to eat shit and I did. She gave an average, at times painful, massage for half an hour and at the end asked me if I wanted to extend it. Seriously? I couldn't get out of there fast enough! After I paid, the Latina woman gave me her card with her name on it (it was Maggi) and told me to ask for her next time. HAHAHAHA, yeah right. To make matters worse, all that rubbing aggravated my hives and I'm still scratching.
What is it with these HJ places? The same thing happened to me in Nova my first time at a PV place. Subpar massage by an ugly chick. The guy in the next room sounded like he was a having a great time for a few seconds and I'm in pain by this fat chick ramming her elbows into my back.
Is it always like this? The first visit nothing happens? I was thinking about giving MS a try but after this experience I think I'll pass.
Hey guys, fairly new to this website but have gotten some good intel from you all. Any info on bhc in Derwood? Feel free to PM. Thanks in advance.
[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;6597234]Thanks Brother. I've been there once. Don't remember who I saw, but while the place was indeed clean, the massage wasn't great. Looks like I'll have to give it another shot.[/QUOTE]This place continues to devolve. I have had 5 visits in my dreams. Nothing to write home about but fair enough. In my last dream with Cindy, she upgraded without request showed some skin during the happy ending. I didn't ask for it, otherwise it was a handy. I dropped my usual tip. She became very upset. Insulted me through the transition app. Said I owe more. I politely told her in the future she needs to be upfront with her requirement, as I would have declined. I tossed an extra Hamilion and walked out. She angrily followed me into the parking lot yelling. Way too hot, this is my last dream here. Given the neighborhood and the businesses next door this place will get nailed sooner than later.
[QUOTE=Lts1975;6621641]Hey guys, fairly new to this website but have gotten some good intel from you all. Any info on bhc in Derwood? Feel free to PM. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I should have made a report but I kind of forgot it even happened.
Bit of backstory, I went to this place maybe a couple of years ago (I think it was called something different) and got absolutely nothing. The person at the front counter was a black dude and apparently the lady that did the massage was his wife maybe? She was asian but spoke english like she wasn't first generation in america.
EITHER WAY.
Got nothing. Towel never came off my tush.
Fast forward to a few weeks ago, they seem like they're under new management and advertising in places that strongly suggest that there's promise, but I got nothing.
I came pretty late in the day and the lady that did my massage was the only one there.
She was fairly attractive. She didn't leave the towel on at all, but it was 100% just a massage.
I usually don't come out and straight up ask if there's any extras, I kinda just leave the tip on the table as the hint that I'm interested. She didn't take the tip or acknowledge it at all.
Because of where they advertise, there's a small part of me that thinks there may be something extra on the menu if you ask or persist (respectfully of course), but absolutely nothing else suggested that to me.
The massage was ok, but I wouldn't repeat.
[QUOTE=LuckyLuciano00;6619882]Based on reviews I ventured out to Advanced Bullshit Center. I called and made 30 min appointment with Anna. When I got there, there was an average looking Asian woman in her early 40's at the front counter and a short, fat, ugly Latina woman. The Asian woman took me to the back and left as I got ready. As I was wondering what Anna might look like, I hear a knock on the door and in walks the short fat ugly Latina woman. FUCK! As soon as she walked in, I knew I was going to eat shit and I did. She gave an average, at times painful, massage for half an hour and at the end asked me if I wanted to extend it. Seriously? I couldn't get out of there fast enough! After I paid, the Latina woman gave me her card with her name on it (it was Maggi) and told me to ask for her next time. HAHAHAHA, yeah right. To make matters worse, all that rubbing aggravated my hives and I'm still scratching.
What is it with these HJ places? The same thing happened to me in Nova my first time at a PV place. Subpar massage by an ugly chick. The guy in the next room sounded like he was a having a great time for a few seconds and I'm in pain by this fat chick ramming her elbows into my back.
Is it always like this? The first visit nothing happens? I was thinking about giving MS a try but after this experience I think I'll pass.[/QUOTE]Honestly it's hit or miss. Some places takes a visit or two in order to really get the good service. Other places offers it up first shot. Honestly you kinda want to build up a semi-relationship with your provider though if you are looking for a quality experience. If you just want to get your rocks off, go to the more popular places that you read about on the forum. Another thing that helps is to call ahead and make an appointment. If you wait until you show up and ask for someone, you usually get whoever is the least popular, which is the short fat ugly ones. Location is a big deal too. All those factors can effect your experiments.
I saw an interesting new post on CL and went to her web site. [URL]Sarassmile76.com[/URL].
If you look over the site, it's clear that more than cuddling is on the menu. I mean, she sells JOI videos. I was going to TOFTT and still might. But if you click Shop and browse the pics, you'll see a pretty rough midsection.
Still, others might want to try her out. If you do, please report back.
[QUOTE=DcGuy202;6625877]I saw an interesting new post on CL and went to her web site. [URL]Sarassmile76.com[/URL].
If you look over the site, it's clear that more than cuddling is on the menu. I mean, she sells JOI videos. I was going to TOFTT and still might. But if you click Shop and browse the pics, you'll see a pretty rough midsection.
Still, others might want to try her out. If you do, please report back.[/QUOTE]This ***** is crazy. Fugly and asking donations for the price of FS just for cuddles?? Gtfoh.
Mates just get a sugar baby or buy a cuddle pillow and save yourself the time and money.
Just when I bloody thought I'd see t it all.
[QUOTE=PapiKulo;6626470]This ***** is crazy. Fugly and asking donations for the price of FS just for cuddles?? Gtfoh.
Mates just get a sugar baby or buy a cuddle pillow and save yourself the time and money.
Just when I bloody thought I'd see t it all.[/QUOTE]Actually, I think it's more likely that you get a soft touch massage and BBBJ for the cost of a regular hour with a HJ. But hey, you've seen it all, after all. So who knows?
[QUOTE=DcGuy202;6625877]I saw an interesting new post on CL and went to her web site. [URL]Sarassmile76.com[/URL].
If you look over the site, it's clear that more than cuddling is on the menu. I mean, she sells JOI videos. I was going to TOFTT and still might. But if you click Shop and browse the pics, you'll see a pretty rough midsection.
Still, others might want to try her out. If you do, please report back.[/QUOTE]I kinda humored her a bit and acted like I was interested just to get more info.
Apparently if a guy gets a little excited, she'll let them handle themselves, but there's a crazy upcharge for that.
She said she wouldn't participate at all though.
But all her offerings online point to there being some serious extras on the menu.
Idk though. I'm curious, but not for her price.
[QUOTE=Leekiofus;6626564]I kinda humored her a bit and acted like I was interested just to get more info.
Apparently if a guy gets a little excited, she'll let them handle themselves, but there's a crazy upcharge for that.
She said she wouldn't participate at all though.
But all her offerings online point to there being some serious extras on the menu.
Idk though. I'm curious, but not for her price.[/QUOTE]She has a pretty face. So at least there's that.
[QUOTE=DcGuy202;6625877]I saw an interesting new post on CL and went to her web site. [URL]Sarassmile76.com[/URL].
If you look over the site, it's clear that more than cuddling is on the menu. I mean, she sells JOI videos. I was going to TOFTT and still might. But if you click Shop and browse the pics, you'll see a pretty rough midsection.
Still, others might want to try her out. If you do, please report back.[/QUOTE]I've seen her a while back, and if you know what you're getting, it's nice. We just laid in bed having a conversation, and while she doesn't allow roaming below the waist, you're allowed to fondle and suck her titties and engage in LFK. She seems adamant about not being a sex worker, but I don't know if that could change or if she does more with repeat clientele.
When you do a cuddle session, it's about getting that "human connection" and companionship with good convo. Sometimes it's about more than getting your gun off.