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[QUOTE=Troop]Great ! Now every time I post, I can expect a visit from you. I put some salve on it last time by telling you how smart you are. But like a rash, you keep coming back. I think we should treat new members better. You do not....[/QUOTE]Troop, clearly I don't "visit you" every time you post. You have nearly 80 posts and how many have I ever responded to? Only two. However, when I have a response to or disagreement with something you or anyone else posts, I think I have a right to (respectfully) express my own opinion. That is what makes this a DISCUSSION board.

As it happens, I actually agree with you that we SHOULD treat new members better. One can always GENTLY remind a newbie that they should try to find the info on their own first before posting without biting their head off about it (for example, if I ever say RTFF, I usually say so (nicely) but then provide the info or a link to it anyway). After all we were all newbies at one point or other and we all can sometime make mistakes. What we never want to do is discourage new members from becoming more active posters on the board.

BTW, I have no idea about you may or may not be receiving by PM. You could say anything and we would not know for sure. OTOH, LK is not the first member to express his appreciation of my unique contributions to the board on the OPEN forum for you to see for yourself. And, I can tell you that, over the course of my membership, I've received more than a fair number of PMs myself from members who say they really appreciate my analytical approach. However, that said, I'm not at all surprised if there are at least some members who DON'T care for my posts just as I'm also positive there are some that don't care for others (maybe even including yours). Not everyone is going to like everything else every one else has to post, especially if that poster pulls no punches in what he has to say. I do have one recommendation for you (and anyone else) if you don't care for certain posters. Just add them to your ignore lists. Believe me, I won't be offended AT ALL if you do that for me.

[QUOTE=Wildman010]Has anyone seen Skyler lately?

According to her ads she's the new and improved Skyler, so I'm wondering what the difference is.[/QUOTE]Maybe a new fake tit job? :)

[QUOTE=Fhm2000]Good observation. Maybe she's very technologically advanced and uses google voice. I see at leaset 5-6 postings and they are all at CC at RP like you stated.[/QUOTE]
It was the voice. In my report on KIMBER, I mentioned that she had the voice of a fat girl. When she answered I simply put it all together. I called the third Rocky Point girl and there she was. I am no super sluth.

This lady is a great deal Dennis.

Extremely worth it. Grab your staff and see her I am a regular customer of her.

[url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kisses_cuddles_45/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=970649[/url]

I called 6, count em, 6 girls!(CL) Not 1 answered. What happened?

Everyone get a real job or they just don't wake up till 5?

Strange.

This morning I was fishing in Tampa Bay. Every thing I hooked so far I threw back, but.....look at this one. [url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new_in_town_from_texas_sexy_megan_plump_ass_tight_p_ssy_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2155588[/url] This Texas babe says shes " fluent in all languages." That girl has talent.

[QUOTE=Newed2]This lady is a great deal Dennis.

Extremely worth it. Grab your staff and see her I am a regular customer of her.

[url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kisses_cuddles_45/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=970649[/url][/QUOTE]That's Denise,AKA Kira, AKA Emberss

[QUOTE=Baby Wipes]I called 6, count em, 6 girls!(CL) Not 1 answered. What happened?

Everyone get a real job or they just don't wake up till 5?

Strange.[/QUOTE]I have struck out several times over the past couple of weeks. I was finally able to set a date and time with a girl for the following day, when the time came, she didn't answer my calls.

When I do get a hold of them they always seem to want to call me back, I agree, but they never do. I don't know what's going on.

[QUOTE=Lonelyknight1]I have struck out several times over the past couple of weeks. I was finally able to set a date and time with a girl for the following day, when the time came, she didn't answer my calls.

When I do get a hold of them they always seem to want to call me back, I agree, but they never do. I don't know what's going on.[/QUOTE]

When it comes to well-established escorts, scheduling something the following day is doable. But when it comes to your typical random CL girl, I think trying to schedule something in advance is not wise. Many of these girls are totally unreliable and unable to keep a schedule of any kind. The notion that they're going to remember "Joe Monger at 3PM tomorrow" is just plain silly.

Here's how I do it.

1. I make sure my [i]entire[/i] evening is free.
2. I make sure I'm showered and ready to go, so if I get a hold of a girl I can see her immediately.
3. I make a list of the girls I want to see, in order.
4. I start calling from the top of the list to the bottom. Sometimes I get lucky and the first girl I call is available. Not often, though.
5. I always assume that a girl will flake out on me at some point, even if I've already scheduled something. For example, not answering her phone, and so on. In that case, I cross her off my list and go to the next one.

Lastly, even if a girl flakes out on me, I never hold it against them. I just regard this as par for the course with them. That's just how they are. Wh0res are flaky, crazy, and unreliable. If you don't go into this game assuming that at the outset, you'll be one frustrated dude. The only thing I hold against a girl is bad service once I actually see her.

After the time and gift hashout, I visited Nikki in her lair in South Tampa. I am always leery of any Escort in South Tampa for fear of getting into some of the Karin crew.(upsale gueens) Nikki is from the Miami area. She greeted me in a towel, having just showerd. She was cute. She was 20 to 25 lbs heavier than the pictures she posted. What a surprise right ? She was pleasent, clean, smelled good and had nice tanned skin. Her hair was darker blonde than the pictures she posted.If the posted pics were her they were several years old. Nikki's performance was kinda blaaa.The menu was small. Mish,doggie and standing. GFE was a joke. No DATY and little LFK. There was a happy ending and that counts. I would recommend Nikki for hh, but she lacks menu treats for a full hour. [url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_super_hottie_blonde_babe_real_pics_used_no_fakes_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2171940[/url] Note; she eraces old ads as she makes new ones. SUPPER HOTTIE

Uhhh thats a well-known web girl named Tiffany Teen. I sincerely doubt it was her but probably a heavier girl who favors her. But thanks for the report, now I'll know to avoid

[QUOTE=Troop]After the time and gift hashout, I visited Nikki in her lair in South Tampa. I am always leery of any Escort in South Tampa for fear of getting into some of the Karin crew.(upsale gueens) Nikki is from the Miami area. She greeted me in a towel, having just showerd. She was cute. She was 20 to 25 lbs heavier than the pictures she posted. What a surprise right? She was pleasent, clean, smelled good and had nice tanned skin. Her hair was darker blonde than the pictures she posted. If the posted pics were her they were several years old.

Nikki's performance was kinda blaaa. The menu was small. Mish, doggie and standing. GFE was a joke. No DATY and little LFK. There was a happy ending and that counts. I would recommend Nikki for hh, but she lacks menu treats for a full hour.

[url]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_super_hottie_blonde_babe_real_pics_used_no_fakes_20/classifieds/ViewAd? Oid=2171940[/url] Note; she eraces old ads as she makes new ones. SUPPER HOTTIE[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Troop]After the time and gift hashout, I visited Nikki in her lair in South Tampa. I am always leery of any Escort in South Tampa for fear of getting into some of the Karin crew.(upsale gueens) Nikki is from the Miami area. She greeted me in a towel, having just showerd. She was cute. She was 20 to 25 lbs heavier than the pictures she posted. What a surprise right? She was pleasent, clean, smelled good and had nice tanned skin. Her hair was darker blonde than the pictures she posted. If the posted pics were her they were several years old. Nikki's performance was kinda blaaa. The menu was small. Mish, doggie and standing. GFE was a joke. No DATY and little LFK. There was a happy ending and that counts. I would recommend Nikki for hh, but she lacks menu treats for a full hour. [url]http://tampa. Backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_super_hottie_blonde_babe_real_pics_used_no_fakes_20/classifieds/ViewAd? Oid=2171940[/url] Note; she eraces old ads as she makes new ones. SUPPER HOTTIE[/QUOTE]The girl in that ad is Tiffany Teen, a famous internet "tease" model. IIRC she is from up north or something. There is no way that was the actual girl that answered the door.

The fact that she might look good enough to pass as Tiffany really has me intrigued though.

Tampa Monger has a good plan. It helps to have a plan. I hope this is not a bad analogy. I look for escorts like I look for a car. I mean no disrespect. I call and haggle a gift and time. Frist thing I ask is what kind of special you got today? Even if its 200, the haggling begins. It takes a while and several calls. A 200 qoute gets a" oh come on Tammy, give me a break, 200 is way to high." And so on and so on. And just like a car dealer, an escort on a slow day will call you back with a better offer. More haggling until I get what I want. A happy ending for both of us. The process might take days. I enjoy the anticipation of the process.

[QUOTE=Troop]I look for escorts like I look for a car. I mean no disrespect. I call and haggle a gift and time. Frist thing I ask is what kind of special you got today? Even if its 200, the haggling begins. It takes a while and several calls. A 200 qoute gets a" oh come on Tammy, give me a break, 200 is way to high." And so on and so on. And just like a car dealer, an escort on a slow day will call you back with a better offer. More haggling until I get what I want. A happy ending for both of us. [/QUOTE]

Troop, how do you handle the subsequent situations where rustproofing, extended warranties, and dealer financing is foisted on you??

[QUOTE=Drew Park]Troop, how do you handle the subsequent situations where rustproofing, extended warranties, and dealer financing is foisted on you??[/QUOTE]
Its all part of the haggling process. LOL . And wear a raincoat.