Clarification on Personal Procedures at BBF
No, you've got it all wrong, although I have sat near another fellow in the lapdance area while he made more noise than I have ever heard, with all sorts of encouragement and vocal coaching. VERY awkward.
As for my personal procedure, it involves very loose-fitting nylon shorts and nothing else. There is no removal of equipment from said shorts, nor is there any open release of baby-batter at any time. Any potential man-gravy is conveniently captured by the unlubricated raincoat which is adorned prior to any close contact situations. Any expulsion resulting from grinding / rubbing / grabbing or other external forces is neither a problem for myself or my dancing companion.
Having spoken with more than one dancer, it is apparently standard practice for some to skip any containment procedures and just let it fly, and those I have spoken with have been quite appreciative of my containment process, should any "issue" arise.
No mess, no fuss, and I order beer and do not grunt.
[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1223480]First off, I really appreciate the report. I hang out a Brad's, too. Secondly, when you write the word "release," does this mean what I think it means? Are you tossing hot yogurt in your pants? Dude, that's got to be uncomfortable. Maybe I'm not reading these reports closely enough. Is this happening from the "grind" of the dancers? And does it happen often? At Brad's? Wow. Don't know what to think about that, except to say, that's got to be the most uncomfortable feeling in the world. And I hope there's no "jacking" going on in the private VIP rooms, with pants down, because I'm sure both the men and the dancers don't want to sit in your repugnant mess. No offense, but are you one of the old guys who sits off to the side away from the three-pole spread and kind of "grunts" when the cocktail waitress walks by and asks if you want more sprite? I guess what I am saying here is, keep it in your pants, dude (um, gross).
Playing safe and keeping it real.
BFDeal. [/QUOTE]
Thanks for clarity on this
I appreciate it. After having hung out at strip clubs in both Ohio and New York, including the world famous "Scores," I still find this very hard to believe. I guess I just feel it's not the right place for this, but if you tell me this is a "normal' procedure, then I must take your word for it. I guess my personal preference would be to talk to the dancer about possibly a "private" situation in a more private setting maybe after she got off work (but I have a regular for that) , which I guess is done as well. So this "other" thing never crossed my mind. But thanks for clearing everything up.
Trying to play it safe and keep it real.
BFDeal.
[QUOTE=Davek454; 1224004]No, you've got it all wrong, although I have sat near another fellow in the lapdance area while he made more noise than I have ever heard, with all sorts of encouragement and vocal coaching. VERY awkward.
As for my personal procedure, it involves very loose-fitting nylon shorts and nothing else. There is no removal of equipment from said shorts, nor is there any open release of baby-batter at any time. Any potential man-gravy is conveniently captured by the unlubricated raincoat which is adorned prior to any close contact situations. Any expulsion resulting from grinding / rubbing / grabbing or other external forces is neither a problem for myself or my dancing companion.
Having spoken with more than one dancer, it is apparently standard practice for some to skip any containment procedures and just let it fly, and those I have spoken with have been quite appreciative of my containment process, should any "issue" arise.
No mess, no fuss, and I order beer and do not grunt. [/QUOTE]
I acknowledge that I am a perv, but am I "out there" comparatively?
I am a cheap bastard in a relationship that is amazing in every way other than drastically different sex drives (I actually have one). I chalk it up to schedules, stress, kids, etc. I'm no Brad Pitt, but I'm doing pretty well for someone my age, and I know I have sufficient equipment and the knowledge and ability to use it properly given the monthly-ish opportunities I am afforded at home.
My warped logic dictates that anything that happens in a strip club short of intercourse is not "cheating" despite the fact that my actions would be severely frowned upon at best by my significant other. I am too cheap and afraid, for lack of a better term, to try anything outside of a club with a dancer, escort, masseuse, or SW. I also know that I won't be picking up any unexpected ailments using my current methods.
I know that occasionally, I can relieve certain tensions for $30 or less, have a nice time, change clothes before I get home, and all is well with the world. I suppose I could be an odd bird given my practices, but I guess I always assumed there were others like me who took a similarly cheap road. My potentially unusual system has worked for me for many years, and at this point I'm not necessarily seeking validation, but any input from other members on this would be appreciated. Does this make me a weirdo, or are there others who avail themselves of similar opportunities?
[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1225529]I appreciate it. After having hung out at strip clubs in both Ohio and New York, including the world famous "Scores," I still find this very hard to believe. I guess I just feel it's not the right place for this, but if you tell me this is a "normal' procedure, then I must take your word for it. I guess my personal preference would be to talk to the dancer about possibly a "private" situation in a more private setting maybe after she got off work (but I have a regular for that) , which I guess is done as well. So this "other" thing never crossed my mind. But thanks for clearing everything up.
Trying to play it safe and keep it real.
BFDeal.[/QUOTE]
Not saying I'm not a perv.
I guess I learn something about Indiana every day. I'm not cheap and I don't have an SO. I'm just trying to keep it clean, safe and real. If it works for you and you're not hurting anyone, I guess it's OK. Thanks for your reports.
BFDeal.
[QUOTE=Davek454; 1225570]I am a cheap bastard in a relationship that is amazing in every way other than drastically different sex drives (I actually have one). I chalk it up to schedules, stress, kids, etc. I'm no Brad Pitt, but I'm doing pretty well for someone my age, and I know I have sufficient equipment and the knowledge and ability to use it properly given the monthly-ish opportunities I am afforded at home.
My warped logic dictates that anything that happens in a strip club short of intercourse is not "cheating" despite the fact that my actions would be severely frowned upon at best by my significant other. I am too cheap and afraid, for lack of a better term, to try anything outside of a club with a dancer, escort, masseuse, or SW. I also know that I won't be picking up any unexpected ailments using my current methods.
I know that occasionally, I can relieve certain tensions for $30 or less, have a nice time, change clothes before I get home, and all is well with the world. I suppose I could be an odd bird given my practices, but I guess I always assumed there were others like me who took a similarly cheap road. My potentially unusual system has worked for me for many years, and at this point I'm not necessarily seeking validation, but any input from other members on this would be appreciated. Does this make me a weirdo, or are there others who avail themselves of similar opportunities? [/QUOTE]
Davek454, You're not alone.
I become familiar with that technique a decade ago. AT THE REQUEST of the regular I saw. She insisted the next time I came in to bring a rain coat and she would "take care of me." So I simply followed her instructions. BOY! Could that girl shake that a* Stevie, I believe was her name. Nice and thin, bleached blond hair, cute southern drawl. She reminded me of Stevie Nick. Ahhhhhhh. Sweet!