Massage Parlor Reports

At least she was cute, Nah he!

I'm almost afraid to go back, but I can't ignore the many good girls I have seen their either.

JB

[QUOTE=Nah He]But I just keep getting drawn back to Kyoto. Jenny is cute, with manmade B's, tight bod and small ass. I got a very good massage but maybe I was hesitant or maybe Jenny knew I had asked for someone else and did not feel a connection. When time came for the tug I did some exploring. Now I usually do my exploring during the rub but this time I laid back and enjoyed it. The lights went down and I started grabbing skin which then caused her to stop and strip.

Nah He[/QUOTE]

Hey, guys. Just wanted to add a few notes:

Yumi (or YouMe) is great fun. I've visited her a number of times over the past month or so. However, it seems that the quality is declining a bit. Got a great massage last time, but it lacked a little in the 'fun' department. Once when I was there we had some real hot pre-massage action with me sitting on the edge of the table and her standing, one leg up on the table. Lots of kissing and fondling. Another time, we spent quite a bit of time getting her warmed up. She made up for it with the 'big massage' last time. But, her attention to little head was not as intense as previous sessions.

If you end up going there around lunch time, make sure you don't time your session so you are leaving at 2:30. Ran into the mail lady delivering the mail to the place on my way out. She was waiting for me to come out of the entrance, and I was waiting for her to pass by. After I figured out she wasn't passing by, I just opened the door and held it for her since her arms were full. A little uncomfortable, but no big problems.

Has anyone noticed the security cameras in the main building entrance? Any idea if that tape is saved? Just curious

Finally. Last time I was there. On a recent holiday. I came out into the parking lot to find a guy sitting in his car with his window rolled down in the spot next to me in the parking lot. It freaked me out a little.- the parking lot was otherwise pretty empty. Dude.- if that was you out there, don't just sit there.

Also. One day I went in and asked for Yumi, but she was otherwise engaged, so I took Coco instead who has a pretty nice bolt-ons, and an otherwise decent body. She's a bit more business like, but generally a good time. Good English skills, and a sense of humour.

Looking forward to my next visit. Can't decide if I want to see Yumi again, who is really quite fun, or take my chances with someone new.

Cheers

My latest Kyoto visit (~1 week ago give or take 2 days) was pretty much the same as my last Kyoto visit. Kyoto is a conveyor belt much like Kim's with most visits following a familiar pattern: 1) Enter and be greeted by mamansan, 2) wait patiently a few minutes, 3) meet therapist and get 'ok' standup shower, 4) a few short minutes in the sauna, 5) back to room for decent, 7/10, massage and 6) standard NoVa HE or Russian (7.0 to 7.5/10 with limited or no negotiation, depending on what signals you give). However I saw a new provider (Yumi). I'm not as thrilled with her appearance as some other people are. She gets a 7 (barely) for face and body score combined. She is good 'in a pinch' and puts in a lot of effort if you are clean and well mannered but she shouldn't make those of you willing to spend a little extra for a better looking provider rush out of the house to get a massage there. Normally I see Jeannie but she wasn't there (see previous reports for information on Jeannie). As previously mentioned, 40 to 60 is the average and expected tip for traditional services at Kyoto.

I only want to make one point as a word of advice- ask for a shower after your visit or shower immediately after getting home. As I left the other day I saw them [u]flip the towel on the table upside down[/u] instead of replacing it with a new, clean one. I always felt (and reported previously) that Kyoto was less 'clean' than other places. If you look closely at the tables themselves, or the linens, you will see marks here and there. The floors are also often not up to snuff. I quietly and politely called and told the MS about it after leaving and they allegedly replaced to towels. How many times have those towels been flipped instead of replaced with clean ones? It is sound advice to shower before you leave any of these locations as most places won't turn you down. The exception would be when they are very busy.

[url]http://kyotospamassage.com/[/url]


Edit- It is really unsurprising that Kyoto is getting more traffic now. For Maryland AMPs, the Jessup area spas continue to allow themselves to be beat up in the bad economy. Silk, for it's first two weeks open, had 2 very attractive 26-34 year old providers that subsequently left within the first month. I have also noticed a trend where the hottest new AMPs with the youngest therapists are moving further north with the passing months. Elkton and Timonium for example have two AMPs with young (<35 year old) therapists. A visit to those locations would mean a 1 to 1.5 hour drive if you are close to D.C. There are still some good places, but it's dwindling out. The main cause of this seems to be a lack of new, attractive and young providers. If you're in the area, don't forget about Jade Shiatsu as it is home to a few old friends from the Jessup area.

I am new to this world of AMPs and saying that my score card has fewer ladies on it to use when doing the math. YouMe in not a looker and I think an earlier post may give her face a 4. She is a party with me and that is what I am paying for. Jenny [or maybe Jeanie] is cuter in the face, does not have a fully trimmed bush as YouMe does and has tits you can grap on to. Jenny did not come through like YouMe did for me. I am sure I had a lot to do with her performance BUT she is the pro and should be able to liven things up. Maybe if I get her next time things will be better. As far as clean, I have never noticed any problems, the place smells clean, the table towels look clean. During the dress up the provider strips the table and I assume they go back to the laundry. The shower smells of Lysol so I know that they clean it every now and then. With that said I really do appreciate the heads up and will take a closer look the next time. I am not against telling MMS to clean up her act.
I will need to set my GPS for Jade and give it a look.

Thanks,

Nah He

[QUOTE=Hotnow101]Maybe things have changed. I use to go to Bluesky in silver spring but there were never any extras that would leave you satisfied. I found it to be a lot of money for little return. The only ones I saw there were older 40+ Russian ladies. Not all that appealing.

Is that what you saw?[/QUOTE]I guess YMMV. Hot 20's something.

Oriole

Actually, I have to agree regarding their questionable cleanliness. I have seen them flip towels. I have taken to bringing my own towel there, though now that I think on it maybe trying another place is the right solution.

JB

Good Stuff...I just relocated from the ATL (Atlanta and Birmingham). I have only been to Kyoto. Yumi does a good job I have been there three times looking for more but haven't got much more so I'm going to have to venture to other places. I will say Yumi does a good job of doing her work..I have had other women "get tired" after 5 minutes on a tug but Yumi does the job until complete. I have had some good times with her and what amaze me was her eagerness to do a DFK..wow..despite the smokers breathe. I also notice some stains on the bedsheet that did not cum(come) from me...I did meet another girl there but she was fired..i guess because she offered the menu that I was looking for...oh well I gues I have to go up north as a another poster suggested

cheers!!!

[QUOTE=Xsham]My latest Kyoto visit (~1 week ago give or take 2 days) was pretty much the same as my last Kyoto visit. Kyoto is a conveyor belt much like Kim's with most visits following a familiar pattern: 1) Enter and be greeted by mamansan, 2) wait patiently a few minutes, 3) meet therapist and get 'ok' standup shower, 4) a few short minutes in the sauna, 5) back to room for decent, 7/10, massage and 6) standard NoVa HE or Russian (7.0 to 7.5/10 with limited or no negotiation, depending on what signals you give). However I saw a new provider (Yumi). I'm not as thrilled with her appearance as some other people are. She gets a 7 (barely) for face and body score combined. She is good 'in a pinch' and puts in a lot of effort if you are clean and well mannered but she shouldn't make those of you willing to spend a little extra for a better looking provider rush out of the house to get a massage there. Normally I see Jeannie but she wasn't there (see previous reports for information on Jeannie). As previously mentioned, 40 to 60 is the average and expected tip for traditional services at Kyoto.

I only want to make one point as a word of advice- ask for a shower after your visit or shower immediately after getting home. As I left the other day I saw them [u]flip the towel on the table upside down[/u] instead of replacing it with a new, clean one. I always felt (and reported previously) that Kyoto was less 'clean' than other places. If you look closely at the tables themselves, or the linens, you will see marks here and there. The floors are also often not up to snuff. I quietly and politely called and told the MS about it after leaving and they allegedly replaced to towels. How many times have those towels been flipped instead of replaced with clean ones? It is sound advice to shower before you leave any of these locations as most places won't turn you down. The exception would be when they are very busy.

[url]http://kyotospamassage.com/[/url]


Edit- It is really unsurprising that Kyoto is getting more traffic now. For Maryland AMPs, the Jessup area spas continue to allow themselves to be beat up in the bad economy. Silk, for it's first two weeks open, had 2 very attractive 26-34 year old providers that subsequently left within the first month. I have also noticed a trend where the hottest new AMPs with the youngest therapists are moving further north with the passing months. Elkton and Timonium for example have two AMPs with young (<35 year old) therapists. A visit to those locations would mean a 1 to 1.5 hour drive if you are close to D.C. There are still some good places, but it's dwindling out. The main cause of this seems to be a lack of new, attractive and young providers. If you're in the area, don't forget about Jade Shiatsu as it is home to a few old friends from the Jessup area.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Xsham]I only want to make one point as a word of advice- ask for a shower after your visit or shower immediately after getting home. As I left the other day I saw them [u]flip the towel on the table upside down[/u] instead of replacing it with a new, clean one. I always felt (and reported previously) that Kyoto was less 'clean' than other places. If you look closely at the tables themselves, or the linens, you will see marks here and there. The floors are also often not up to snuff. I quietly and politely called and told the MS about it after leaving and they allegedly replaced to towels. How many times have those towels been flipped instead of replaced with clean ones? It is sound advice to shower before you leave any of these locations as most places won't turn you down. The exception would be when they are very busy.[/QUOTE]Well, now [u]there's[/u] a detail I don't mind seeing pointed out. Xsham is right on [u]this[/u] score. Kyoto, and a couple other area AMPs, are apparently trying to cut expenses by reducing their laundry bills. Fewer loads of washing towels means less money "down the drain," as it were. Maybe this is a rating factor we ought to include in our reports on AMPs, i.e., whether they do the ol' "Linen Flip" or whether the place a new towel and perhaps even a new sheet after each customer.

One way to foil this re-use of towels: When you're alone in the room, look for where they store the towels. It'll usually be in a closet or open-shelf unit inside the room. Unless you're the first customer, or unless you see MMS or the therapist actually place a new towel on the massage table, take the towel that's there and fold it up and place it where it won't be seen readily. Then, get a fresh towel from the shelf or closet and put that one on the table. And, as a courtesy to the next customer, be sure to mess up the towel that was used for your session. You can use it to clean yourself, "spill" some alcohol on it, spit the mouthwash into it (if you're given a cup), "accidentally" drop it on the floor and ttred on it, etc. This way, it's difficult for them to re-use the towel.

R::R

(FWIW, in the Roman Senate saunas, that's how we deal with used towels. It just helps keep everyone happier.)

Been missing in action for some time because of the wonderful economy. Working again so time to play again. Went to old faithful on Joppa. Got Sophia ,older ,big chest, great ass, wonderful rose tatoo & tramp stamp. All was available, didn't last long because of all the time away. ok massage a little rushed out in 45 minutes. As I was leaving 2 young pretty girls in waiting room.

I stopped by Kyoto again, what is wrong with me? The little head is doing all the thinking. Called first to see if YouMe was in. Told she was waiting just for me. Be still my heart. Her work is always top notch and her back walking is just short of back breaking. Cut and paste my previous posts with one exception, I was looking for DNA. Now this place is not brand new and could use a paint job but I did not see any problems. Now this from an ex-GI who has been in some nasty places in all corners of the world so YMMV. After the little head was finished I decided to keep an eye on things during the wrap up. I noticed that the clean up towel and wash cloth were dropped on the floor. The table cloth was folded. OMG. I decided to break cover and let YouMe know that some people are saying that K's is not as clean as it could be and that towel flipping is a major no no. Her expression changed and she left with the towels. If I know Asians it will take more then me change their SOP. Maybe all of us should raise our voices. So here is my theory, if she folds the towel then that means I was first. The mind can rationalize it's way around any speed bump. As usual, YouMe cracks the front door to see if there is any traffic. Just my luck, the ladies church group just let out and were having a conversation in front of the door. YouMe giggled and held me back. Once the coast was clear I made the exit only to find them standing by the outside door. I made a left and hit the water fountain for a long drink. By then the girls had waddled outside and were in the street. I exited and made a circular route to my car. I almost backed over one wide load but was able to make my exit without any tickets.

Nah He

[QUOTE=Nah He]I stopped by Kyoto again, what is wrong with me? The little head is doing all the thinking. Called first to see if YouMe was in. Told she was waiting just for me. Be still my heart. Her work is always top notch and her back walking is just short of back breaking. Cut and paste my previous posts with one exception, I was looking for DNA. Now this place is not brand new and could use a paint job but I did not see any problems. Now this from an ex-GI who has been in some nasty places in all corners of the world so YMMV. After the little head was finished I decided to keep an eye on things during the wrap up. I noticed that the clean up towel and wash cloth were dropped on the floor. The table cloth was folded. OMG. I decided to break cover and let YouMe know that some people are saying that K's is not as clean as it could be and that towel flipping is a major no no. Her expression changed and she left with the towels. If I know Asians it will take more then me change their SOP. Maybe all of us should raise our voices. So here is my theory, if she folds the towel then that means I was first. The mind can rationalize it's way around any speed bump. As usual, YouMe cracks the front door to see if there is any traffic. Just my luck, the ladies church group just let out and were having a conversation in front of the door. YouMe giggled and held me back. Once the coast was clear I made the exit only to find them standing by the outside door. I made a left and hit the water fountain for a long drink. By then the girls had waddled outside and were in the street. I exited and made a circular route to my car. I almost backed over one wide load but was able to make my exit without any tickets.

Nah He[/QUOTE]

you only have to walk past the smokers, if there, and they do not know where you have been. I used to enter that way, but it was locked last time.

Also good if LE is scouting the exit.

On my last two visits to the west side I have encountered superior talent. First Cherry who is now gone and this afternoon Nana. Highly recommended.

Good morning...newbie here. Curious about proliferation of AMP's in York Road corridor. Any recent experiences to help me choose for first time?

[QUOTE=Liquorinfront]Good morning...newbie here. Curious about proliferation of AMP's in York Road corridor. Any recent experiences to help me choose for first time?[/QUOTE]

hope you are wearing flannel undies.

Seriously, you must read the forum yourself first. Get an idea of what is being said here and how it is being said. Then, if you figure it out, go somewhere and write a tactful report here. Build some credibility, few will want to trust you with intel until you have.

You have to earn trust, this is a high risk hobby.

Lets say I am stopped on the way out of an AMP and I get the 3rd degree from Barney Fife, what is the correct answer? Can you get a massage while in the nude from a person of the other sex? Can someone of the other sex give you a shower? I understand that sex is not alowed in a massage parlor so no reason to ask. BTW I always park out side close to the door because that seems the most natural thing to do. If you park a block away it would seem that you are trying to hide something.

Does that make sense?

Thanks,

Nah He