A parody (but sound familiar?)
I was trolling on one of the loops. I forget which one but it had to be one cause I kept driving and always ended up in the same spot. Sounds like a loop to me, right wise guys? LOL. Anyway I saw this WSW who was walking along the street, and who was white. She stopped at a street corner that had a dented mailbox, a sapling, and uplifted sidewalk that beveled down toward the street at about a 60 degree angle. The dent in the mailbox was situated fairly high off the ground, so I figure it got nailed by a utility trailer or monster truck. Anyway, it werent no zamboni that did that. You with me so far? I made the scoop. She hopped into the backseat and started to. No wait, it was into the bed of my pickup. Aw shoot. I don't own a pickup. Anyway, she said her name was Jenny, but that I could call her Susan. I wasn't all that impressed with her, so Ima going to call her Ashley. I let her go to town as I laid down. Layed down? Lied down? Criminy!! I was in a seated position. Anyway, I asked for her digits but she said she would only divulge her current GPS coordinates. It's a first step. Anyone have experience with her? Oh geez! How would you know her based upon what I just said? Almost forgot: she was about 5' 8" or would be if she had had shoes on.
Review on Tasha ($ well spent)
Saw Tasha (or Tanya) on Wilkens. She's about 5'8, 145 lbs, be-cups, reddish-brunette. She got in and we did LE check. Afterwards, we discussed rates. Standards rates apply. We went to the Frenchman's house thinking that it was nicer Darnell's, I was wrong.
We get undressed and down to business. She has great mic skills. Lots of suction and very wet. I entered mish and ended with bbjcim. She let me take pics but she told me not to put on the internet. I respect her wishes.
