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(But hopefully not literally).

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Haven't seen too much (at least searching that name, she may go by something else before).

I've tried a few times to reach out, communication always. Spotty. I'd see her ad around 3 and message her, not get a response until 10 pm. Might be busy who knows.

Finally managed to get a hold of her, $. 2 for a qv car or out only. I haven't had some good car in a while so I say I'm down.

She says no because I don't have tinted windows, but an hour out would be $$ 5.

For almost 4, her menu is a little too. Basic (Lotta "No"s).

I reach back out an hour later, hey what if we just did car when its dark, does that work?

She says its fine so I drop what I'm doing and head over.

Random Hoe-tel in Dumfries, funny feeling starts going off about how she's in a hotel but can't host.

There's also a superstition (or at least that's what I'm going to call it) about ladies with an NBA policy is because of the BF.

Get to the hotel by the side entrance and let her know I'm here.

Take a mental note there's a guy standing by his truck near the only driveway to the hotel.

She says my car is too small for FS and would be only mic night. I've done it before and try to assure her its possible.

She gets upset saying I should have said I had a small car and I'm wasting her time and says I'm blocked.

I go to leave and see the guy get back in his truck and sit there, not start it or anything.

I feel like if she was going to try to rip me off she would have "gone along with it", so I can't say 100%. Though I'm just glad it was a waste of 20 minutes, and that her poor attitude probably reflects her service.

Unrelated, the Chick Fil-a Peppermint shake is back. Was something nice to enjoy on the way home with my cash and safety still in hand.

There are photos of many different women for that number in the link you included. Could mean a few things but I would not be surprised if that guy was her, errr, boyfriend.

[QUOTE=BubbleBobble;7106202](But hopefully not literally).

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Haven't seen too much (at least searching that name, she may go by something else before).

I've tried a few times to reach out, communication always. Spotty. I'd see her ad around 3 and message her, not get a response until 10 pm. Might be busy who knows.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cave45;7099634]I saw her kinda recently for a half hour. VERY hot location, litterally everyone in woodbridge drives through there and will see your car parked there, if that might bother you. Convinently just a few minutes from a police station. I had to wait outside when I got there despite her saying she was ready. I saw her roomates as well on the way in. Went to her bedroom, which is just big enough to fit the bed in. She seems nice enough. Small tits and very saggy tummy for her size, but a nice view from behind. Started with a decent BBJ, then put on a cover and straight to doggy. I had my fun and will probably return due to convinence and not really caring about the location, but it's not a solid recomendation from me. . 6 HH, double that for an hour. I didn't ask her about any extras.[/QUOTE]Was finally able to meet up with her and not deal with all the bs delays and can confirm everything you said about the meet up. Waited a few minutes to get called to the door, saw her roommate on the way in to her room. Bottom portion of bed was broken but made it work. Started off with a solid BBBJ (no hands) then moved to the side of bed for some standing doggy. View from behind is GREAT! Phat soft round ass that can take a pounding. No clock watching or complaining. Otw there was more company so if that's not your thing, stay away. From what she says, her roommate likes to entertain company at nights so daytime is the best time to stop by. Might see again but definitely not a location I want to to frequent on a regular.

[QUOTE=Pbarber307;7100005]I've been curious about Gia since she first appeared in NoVA about a year ago. She's posted lots of ads in the past and I think she's quite photogenic. I finally had an opportunity to see her, and I was pleasantly surprised. Communication was adequate and I found my way to her incall location with ease. I was greeted by a very comely MILF with chubby milfy body. Attractive facial features as in the pictures. We chatted for a bit and then got comfortable. Standard BBBJ and cg / missionary full service for my first visit. Gia was responsive, accommodating, and great in bed. I intend to repeat when she is back in my area.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/northern-virginia/female-escorts/exotic/blonds-have-more-fun/342304852099[/URL][/QUOTE]What was the location? How much? She does seem very much how I like mature women, does she do GFE? Kissing?

After yesterday's failed outing I decided to start crawling through the list again.

TLDR:

Give yourself more credit, the ladies sure won't.

If they lie or try a bait and switch / fake photos. Be okay with walking out and leaving.

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Easy communication, half of what's on the ad isn't actually available bbj for. 5, otherwise standard $ $. 5 or $$ for 15 30 or 60.

Photos are her, but add 30 lbs. 15 to the stomach, 10 to her ass, and another 5 in the face.

I was hoping for a flaquita (skinny) lady and she wasn't doing it for me.

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Similar deal, only advertises 30 or 60 for $. 5 or $$ but when asked will do a qv for $.

Never been with a Ukraine woman before (she has another ad somewhere she's wearing red but I can't find it.).

Easy communication, got the address, asked for an ETA and gave it. Asked for a photo and got one not from the ad, looked like the rest of the photos that are in the ad but sent from a different number her "real number".

Got to the door and it was a brunette in red lingere, I asked her where the blonde was "That is friend, she no here".

So I left. She looked. Average? Though I wasn't letting junior win today, I don't like having my time wasted or women that feel a need to lie. Service might have been great, but if it was she would probably use actual photos instead of having to steal someone elses.

I'll browse around another day and hopefully find something positive I can report on rather than these last two fails I've had.

I'd try to hit up Aubrey ([URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/179219588[/URL]).

But it's 5 $ and vanilla (no extras) for an hour.

Like what you like and want what you want, but if I'm spending that I'd appreciate at least something (GFE DATY BBJ, doesn't have to be BBFS but I feel like she'd be worth it.) being an option.

Stay safe and have a good holiday.

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Was horny and nearby, so shot them a text. Was told Angela and Cherry were available, so picked Cherry for 100 qv. Showed up 10 minutes later and got the room number immediately. Went up and was pleasantly surprised with Cherry's looks and body. She seemed a little nervous and said we had never seen each other before. I told her I had seen Sandy to put her at ease and she relaxed.

Dropped the donation and my clothes and did some standing lfk and mutual touching. Did some nursing of her tits while she stroked me. I asked about BBFS and she asked how much. Offered 40 and she accepted. I laid back for a decent BBBJ. Then went through CG, RCG, K9. Finished CIP in mish while sucking those tits.

I'll be working my way through their entire rotation.

Recently dreamed of the infamous lady nurse. Reviews were accurate, however did not score high in the looks department.

Veterans. Any recommendations for a match in service, but score higher in the looks department?

I saw Snow in Woodbridge a few days ago. Was absolutely a stellar experience, everything covered. Sweet lady who showed a lot of respect and seemed to enjoy the act. Felt right at home. 1. 5 $$.

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I would be cautious for BBFS for the ACS, insider info.

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Was horny and nearby, so shot them a text. Was told Angela and Cherry were available, so picked Cherry for 100 qv. Showed up 10 minutes later and got the room number immediately. Went up and was pleasantly surprised with Cherry's looks and body. She seemed a little nervous and said we had never seen each other before. I told her I had seen Sandy to put her at ease and she relaxed.

Dropped the donation and my clothes and did some standing lfk and mutual touching. Did some nursing of her tits while she stroked me. I asked about BBFS and she asked how much. Offered 40 and she accepted. I laid back for a decent BBBJ. Then went through CG, RCG, K9. Finished CIP in mish while sucking those tits.

I'll be working my way through their entire rotation.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SexInSex77;7112143]I would be cautious for BBFS for the ACS, insider info.[/QUOTE]Everyone reviews of this chick is she let them smash raw. And people still have sex raw with her you can't tell me she don't have nothing. A review even said they have are symptoms of a std after being with her smh not saying it was from her to be clear but to each his own LOL.

Your pm box is full.

Stay away from these 2. I was not too surprised that the pictures are fake, but it was nothing close to good looking. I walked away from both:

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[QUOTE=FlakBait;7112123]I saw Snow in Woodbridge a few days ago. Was absolutely a stellar experience, everything covered. Sweet lady who showed a lot of respect and seemed to enjoy the act. Felt right at home. 1. 5 $$.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/woodbridge-va/female-escorts/caucasian_w/good-girl-gone-bad/360121934365[/URL][/QUOTE]Comms were fine. The location area was a nice, quiet neighborhood. The location itself was in the basement bedroom of one of the single homes. Smelled of cigarette smoke, MJ, vape, and dog. Snow herself was very nice and chill, fairly pretty and young, with an average body. Notably, she had a bunch of pimples all around her ass, which didn't bother me for the most part. Importantly, her kitty was free of any lesions or foul odor / taste. I felt relaxed and at home during my time with her, and her performance was quite good. She had a menu of reasonably priced extras. No shower or bathroom, just wet wipes. I would probably repeat in a pinch.

[QUOTE=Pbarber307;7100005]I've been curious about Gia since she first appeared in NoVA about a year ago. She's posted lots of ads in the past and I think she's quite photogenic. I finally had an opportunity to see her, and I was pleasantly surprised. Communication was adequate and I found my way to her incall location with ease. I was greeted by a very comely MILF with chubby milfy body. Attractive facial features as in the pictures. We chatted for a bit and then got comfortable. Standard BBBJ and cg / missionary full service for my first visit. Gia was responsive, accommodating, and great in bed. I intend to repeat when she is back in my area.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/northern-virginia/female-escorts/exotic/blonds-have-more-fun/342304852099[/URL][/QUOTE]Where was the location? She advertises with multiple locations, does she do kissing DFK etc?

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Joyce is back in Chantilly for any interested parties. She's well reviewed on the board and the other site. Great girl, quirky personality. Go see her when you get a chance. She's open to fetishs. Please inquire with her about your devious plans.