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[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1372052]"You'll get no play so stay awaaaay, from any girl I kno-oh-oh,

They're definitely not providers for Playboy Fifty Fo-oh-oh"[/QUOTE]Good one Splooge. Your poems are even better than your posts.

[QUOTE=YG365;1372240]I also noticed Playboy54 and Splooge McDuck are complete opposites in every way![/QUOTE]Maybe YG365 is on to something. Do these two guys get up each morning and brush their teeth with the same brush and see each other when they look in the mirror? If so the joke's on us and it's a good one.

[QUOTE=T6650; 1372257]Good one Splooge. Your poems are even better than your posts.

Maybe YG365 is on to something. Do these two guys get up each morning and brush their teeth with the same brush and see each other when they look in the mirror? If so the joke's on us and it's a good one.[/QUOTE]Do we have another Playboy54 supporter here? If you're his real life friend, you should tell your buddy to chill out man! You two just have to much anger and taking it out on the AMP girls is the wrong way to do it! Go take it out on a boxing bag and you'll see that you both will be getting better service from the girls.

[QUOTE=On The Prowl;1372220]I also had a similar great session when she was at PT, but I also got an additional TS at the end of our session with a lot of play almost pop twice. Nice knockers![/QUOTE]Did On The Prowl say ADDITIONAL Table Shower from CeeCee. Whats the meaning of this. CeeCee's chee chees HONK HONK!

OK I think I'm done now. Playboy54 never answered my questions either did he? I not sure what that explanation on Sky was about but I'd rather not get into it with that ass. I'm going to irritate myself eventually. Lets get back to the fun stuff. Talkin about chicks man. Chicks man!

Put a smile on your face & play this. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eURWIkjseuY[/url] "Doo Wah Ditty" from The 2LC.

And don't forget.

"Not only does CeeCee give a shower, she might give two,

But she's definitely not a provider for you know who!"

Singing Doo Wah Ditty Ditty Dum Ditty Do.

[QUOTE=YG365;1372283]Do we have another Playboy54 supporter here? If you're his real life friend, you should tell your buddy to chill out man! You two just have to much anger and taking it out on the AMP girls is the wrong way to do it! Go take it out on a boxing bag and you'll see that you both will be getting better service from the girls.[/QUOTE]Actually YG, T6650 wasn't supporting PB, he was just agreeing to your posting on how Splooge and Playboy are complete opposites.

I have PM'd Splooge on numerous occasions for his Provider's Recommendations. And I have benefitted from his insight and taste in Provider's! Funds are "low" these days, so I have to make sure I get my moneys-worth.

JT.

[QUOTE=YG365;1372240]LOL I guess I miss that part. Same ole Playboy54 LOL. Playboy54 wants to out bad providers and make it so we don't see these girls but I think he's having the opposite affect because no one believes him. I also noticed Playboy54 and Splooge McDuck are complete opposites in every way![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Uki Eater;1372289]Actually YG, T6650 wasn't supporting PB, he was just agreeing to your posting on how Splooge and Playboy are complete opposites.[/QUOTE]Thanks Uki. Maybe I was following PB and Duckman by speaking obliquely.

I just took YG's comment one step further by speculating that these two are the same guy (who is having fun pulling our leg.) Remember Duck's two opposite posts on Coco a few weeks ago. Maybe he just slipped up and forgot to post the negative one as PB.

Either way I am always entertained by both of them. Keep it up but keep it in good spirits.

Yo,

YMMV for sure on this one. Thought she looked familiar when she walked in at GQ, but she told me she was in town only2 months. Should have left right then.

Nice tits, nice ass, soft body, avg face all confirmed.

Really strong smoke smell from her, too much lube, clock watcher, SPS for sure, CBJ had very little feeling-used her hands more than her mouth-she made suckin sounds but her mouth wasn't even on my cock. What a performer-fake moans.

For me she is just anotha pretty bod hoe that gives pretty avg service at best, because she knows she got the bod. Lots of no from her no BBBJ, DATY, no dato, no dkf, no lfk, no kiss at all (she wasn't that appetizing anyway) , no titty fookiing, no cum on tits, no repeat for me.

Jb

[QUOTE=On The Prowl;1372220]I also had a similar great session when she was at PT, but I also got an additional TS at the end of our session with a lot of play almost pop twice. Nice knockers![/QUOTE]

Was hoping to make a decision on which AMP to visit and which provider to pound tonight. BUT, LOL The last 16 consecutive posts in this thread are totally useless to me. If posters are really arguing with each other rather than providing useful information about providers, why don't you confine it to PM. Then it's easier to find something of use to us mongers who want to monger. Just my opinion and I won't add or respond if someone responds to this.

-K69

[QUOTE=RadioHazard; 1371512]Lets see if we can get short list started. Post your top 3 & bottom 3 sessions in the last year of girls that as far as you know are still around. Here is mines.

Top 3.

Mona (Ginza)

Nana (Pink / VIP?)

Julie (Ginza / Ichiban)

Bottom 3.

Lexi (Pink)

Gia (MF CC)

Coco (Seven) [/QUOTE]Top 3: I wish I could add THE SINDI & The Channel (7)

Sky / Apple (GQ) Until another chick tittyf*cks me while sucking on my "Magic" Johnson's head she will always be #1.

Nana (VIP) Damn straight. 1 more for that Ill Nana. Sadly I can no longer refer to her as that Ill Nana. Someone is going to post her new name real soon. U can PM me if you just have to kno now.

Mimi (PT) I felt so comfortable with her I put her in positions I would be to shame to ask a GF let alone every provider I have ever seen. Like Sky, these sessions with Mimi will be impossible to beat for me.

Bottom 3: Luckily I don't think any are working. BTW these are the only 3 bad sessions I can even remember.

Hot chick at GQ from many years ago. Gave me 2 min CBJ. Thought my pre cum was Sploogie Splooge. Seriously, after only hundred f*ckin twenty seconds. Dumb bi*ch would not keep going & got nothing for her troubles. But Mamasan would not refund my HF. Boycotted GQ till I got my HF back. This is not today's GQ at all nor is it any of the Mamas. Don't worry about that. MS Linda would never do that LOL.

Momo (VIP) she comes & goes so she may be back 1 day. Avoid, send her back or run away. (some times I don't mean to rhyme but it just comes out like that every time) Rules & bi*chy attitude, not open to suggestions.

Sugar (VIP) someone had her a few months back. Might still be there. Not fun at all. A dud as you might say.

As always they are definitely not providers for. Ahhh you kno the rest.

A few of you posted. I would think this is beneficial info. Keep it going. Especially all the guys that are lurking and never post. Does not take much to write 6 names. Not details needed. Only criteria the must be working now.

GO!

[QUOTE=Kalbi; 1371950]Top 3.

Mimi (PT)

Apple (7)

Jio (Pink)

Bottom 3.

Maya (Kison)

My right hand (at home)

My left hand (at home) [/QUOTE][QUOTE=RadioHazard; 1372390]A few of you posted. I would think this is beneficial info. Keep it going. Especially all the guys that are lurking and never post. Does not take much to right 6 names. Not details needed. Only criteria the must be working now.

GO![/QUOTE]As far as Bottom that is working now I agree 100% with Kalbi. My left hand (at home) worst I ever had.

"Definitely not a"

This is just weird.

LOTUS has a new owner ROSE former owner of Golden Queen, she has Michelle from Pink on Ward Ave. And Sara from Rose on Young St. Working there.

Thats all I know Happy Mongering

Been away from the boards for a while but still but still been out mongering now and then. Ever since my ATF Channel left the game I've had difficulty finding a replacement. Figured I'd come here to get some advice so any suggestions would be very much appreciated. First off what I liked about Channel was her gorgeous looks on top of the great service / attitude. I know its YMMV when it comes to service and everyone has their own opinion when it comes to looks. Who comes close to matching Channel in both those areas? Here's a few that I've seen recently:

Julie (Ginza). Gorgeous, nice body, but the sessions seem standard and more more businesslike no matter how many times

I've seen her.

Mona (Ginza). Looks are so so, very standard service. Probably because it was my first time with her.

Alice (prev Pink). Looks were alright, body wasnt top notch. Service was good, standard service for pink is usually more than most place.

Vivian (pre Pink). More cute than hot, like mona her body wasnt top notch either. But typical good Pink service.

Sindi (prev PT). Amazing body but face wasnt as cute. Standard service.

Monica (321). Looks are ok for being older but thats just not my type. Service was excellent.

Coco (CHM). On the older side also and body not as hot as monice. Also gives great service but not my thing (monica and coco I just had to try to see what the fuss is about)

June (Nirvana). Face was ok, body was better. Routine service.

Tammy (Seven). Ok face, ok body. Service is little above avg for seven standards.

Honey (Seven). Pretty face nice petite body. Her service is typical for a local provider. Standard menu. If she were to open up more she'd be one of the better ones out there.

These are my evaluations compared to Channel. So if anyone has any suggestions feel free to comment or PM me. Outstanding service to me doesn't necessarily mean BB, but a provider who makes it feel like they're not just looking at you as.

$$. If that makes sense. Any help would be appreciated, not just for me but hopefully others. Thanks.

S1

[QUOTE=Playboy54; 1372046]Ok. Still waiting for the recommendation to see one of these "great AMP girls" from the clowns who flammed me? What worried about your DUD being posted as a DUD. Or maybe your a provider posting false reports?

Sucks to be YOU. Because your a liar!

CEE-CEE at Golden Queen was a DUD.[/QUOTE]C'mon MALE working girls lets all UNITE as one in the working girl NATION. We are so Lucky, fortunate, bless and happy to be living in Hawaii and having the finest Sweet Asian Poon Tang in the Nation. Try reading some other AMP forums in the US and you will realize Hawaii is NO KA OI.

POKE