Strike three, should have walked first
Haven't been on here in a long time, but I'm still in the game. I have my go-to girl, an All-Star in Alt Springs, but sometimes our schedules don't mesh. I've been scouting out some possible closers in case my starter can't make it.
Today I tried Scarlet in Maitland from Backpage. Well, that was who I went to see before the ol' switcheroo. Bianca answered the door. Strike One. Half as nice as the photos of Scarlet, a nice girl, but with tiny droopy titties. That's Strike Two, and I should have walked at that point. But if she gave a decent massage, then I can forgive her for not having a stacked upper deck or not looking like the photos of Scarlet. Well, after a minor league back rub it was time to change sides. Already? It was then that I had a dream of a bat getting something all over it. Not pine tar. And getting on base. She had a good grip on the bat, and knows how to handle balls. I roamed for a while and wasn't thrown out. This was no home run, but after a while there was something for the ballgirl to clean up.
After that dream I woke to find barely half of my paid hour had expired. Had the game been called early for rain? Were there any more innings left? No, there was nothing more, and that my friends, was definitely Strike. Three.
When I asked Bianca if there really was a Scarlet, she said that she works earlier in the day, usually out by 3:30. Funny thing is, the ad posted today was after 5:30. So there was no chance today of seeing Scarlet. And in my book that is just not Fair.
The box score was 1. 5 flat rate. I will not play this field again.
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