Another review of Buena Vista
Yes. I do believe that Buena Vista Massage is the correct name. After seeing it mentioned on the board a times and their frequent posts on BP and CL, I decided to try this place myself. When I arrived I too was greeted by an older, overweight latina, however, I am pleased to report that she was not my masseuse. The first thing I noticed when I walked in is that unlike most AMPs where you never see the other patrons, they make all the patrons wait in a tiny waiting area so you see everyone else. After about 15 minutes of waiting (and nearly leaving) , I was told it was my turn and that I could choose a girl. I was told there were 3 girls but only saw 2. Both were young and fairly attractive. The one I choose was very slender with long hair and a pretty face. Unfortunately she didn't speak a lick of English so I don't have a name to provide. The massage was decent but she used WAY too much oil. Additional activities were not hinted at by her so I had to make a gesture to which she agreed to although she seemed reluctant. Her body was really nice and while she allowed roaming over the clothes she was adamant about not allowing any roaming under them. After the finish she cleaned me up but didn't make any attempt to clean any of the oil off. Also unlike most AMPs, I was not asked to pay until afterwards. I ended up tipping the masseuse an additional. 40. Her English was well enough to say "thank you." Overall the experience was decent for the price (I only spend $) but I'm uncertain as to whether I'll be returning.
[QUOTE=Derzhava; 1524494]Not sure that this is the name of the place, seem to recall seeing it in one of their ads. They advertise Latina ladies and they are located on Rt. 450, just outside the Beltway in Lanham, MD. Decided to check it out recently. The location is fine and it was easy to find.
No name on the door. Push the buzzer, door opens to an older, overweight Latina woman who was dressed in non-provocative attire. I thought she was the mamasan. She takes my $60 (1 hour) and leads me into a room. A real massage table, etc. Tells me to get undressed and lie down on the table. She then leaves.
I do as she asks, a few minutes go by and the door opens. To my horror, it is the same woman. The massage was not very good. She used a ton of oil and kind of dabbed at it later on with paper towels. The only good part of the massage was that she spent 10 minutes massaging my feet. After the flip the HJ was incrementally better than the massage. I have no idea if roaming was allowed or not because I did not want to really touch her.
Got dressed, gave her a small tip and opened the door to the main hallway and I see 2 very attractive Latinas wearing jeans / blouses. Have no idea if they are work there or not, but where did they come from and how come I couldn't have gotten one of those?
Came home, needed 2 showers to get all the oil off me.
So, even though my experience was not good and I won't be going back, you may want to check if out. Provided you get one of the younger, attractives Latinas.[/QUOTE]
Still missing lisa from golden
She was cheap and fun. I thought by now she'd pop up somewhere. Dc has died!
Wow, very skillful of you to "catch" it
[QUOTE=DcGuy81; 1577214]Caught this post on BP. Called- appears it's. .8 / hhr. 1.0 / hr. Located by convention center.
Anyone been?
[url]http://dc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/blue-nile-spa-_-_-_-visit-us-and-find-out/9040192[/url][/QUOTE]Once again, it's necessary to explain to a lurker and first-time poster that this isn't the Help Desk, or the free Tourist Information Bureau.
Now RTFF, do some homework, do some legwork, and make some contributions.
The purpose of forums isn't to GET info
[QUOTE=DcGuy81; 1578233]Prior to posting. Read the forum, check. Did a reverse phone search, check. Called and inquired about rates and location, which information I shared. Even tin-eyed the stock photo. Also (gasp) checked another forum that I actually participate in because the people over there aren't assholes. I guess I'm just old fashioned and figure that the whole purpose of forums is to get info, and not engage in this tit for tat bs or flaming.
BTW on lynn- attempted two appointments, flaked both times. 0 for 2 is the limit for me. Other forums indicate she's a pleasant lady and gives a decent massage, though I'm not talking from first-hand experience. Though I can say she's not a scam, just a flake.
There we go. Contributions made. Maybe if I start trolling and flaming people too, I can get my number of posts up over 1, 000 like bunker buster and earn some "legitimacy."[/QUOTE]It's to SHARE info. When you've posted a fraction of the hundreds of reviews of girls I've spent my own money seeing, reports of flakes or unpleasant girls I've wasted my own time and money on, hundreds more warnings of fake ads ad fake pix, tips on how to maximize good experiences and minimize bad ones, and hundreds more back-channel tips and suggestions, and referrals, your opinion about me might have a modicum of credibility.
Until then, you're the bum standing outside 7-11 asking for handouts, grousing at the hard-working people who don't appreciate your freeloading.
Not a sermon, just a thought: noobs & intel
[QUOTE=DcGuy81; 1578931]And one was info on a provider. So by my count, I'm on a 1:1 ratio for asking for information amd providing information. Of course, there was the response to bunker for his regularly scheduled hissy fit against newbies. But thanks for the illuminating experience. I still don't know what the magic ratio has to be to avoid getting flamed, but I don't care so much. Doesn't speak well to the board that newbies are flamed and belittled before they even have a chance to make further contributions.
I did find some answers to the question in my original post, so cheers and peace out.[/QUOTE]Just out of curiosity, why is it that you feel noobs are flamed? I've yet to be flamed or chastised and same goes for some friends in a nearby location. None of us are senior members. We've put in the leg work, time and money in order to do our own research. If you want information you need to understand that anyone is going to be hesitant to share with a new member with few real posts / reviews. There is LE lurking everywhere. Despite what we all would like to believe, they're highly trained and well equipped to catch us as we partake in our favorite hobbies. It's as everyone has pretty much emphasized you need to share a good deal of information / have real intel that proves you're not some greedy lurker in order to get intel.
Well wish you best regardless and to everyone who is here for the right reasons: 1) Sharing intel with those who have shared interests 2) Finding those ATFs 3) Getting your money's worth.
Stay safe and GLHF!
