A Special Thanksgiving Holiday Wish To All My Street Walker Brother's
As the holiday season begins with thanksgiving this Thursday I would like to take time out to wish all the Orlando Street Walker thread a very happy Thanksgiving Holiday. I know many of you SW mongers will be traveling and spending time with family and friends. This has been a awesome year for me personally on Orange Blossom Trail. The trail has been very good to me to this year. The memories I will remember from 2015 on OBT is the countless blowjobs, handjobs, rim job's, sex in every position humanly possible inside and outside of my vehicle. The countless trips to gas stations to wash off my dick and balls. The many hundreds of free napkins taken from wawa and McDonald's. The many many 3 am Trips to the corner stores with bullet proof glass windows just to buy a single condom for a dollar. The countless trips to McDonald's drive thru dollar menu to fuel my late night adventures for me and my lady of the night. All the other mongers who I cut off to grab that model like beauty straight from your grasps. The countless number of leftover thongs and bras and make-up and lipstick cases in my vehicle.
The many time's me and my lady of the night shared a dirty cheap motel room together where I had to sleep with one eye open. The memories of OBT this year has been awesome. The Orlando SW mongers are the best. They provide and share great intel on the hottest SW in Orlando. An awesome bunch of guy's! Special mention to my SW brother's on the WestPalm beach, Lake worth, Pompano Beach and the Miami Street Walker threads! This forum is the best! Thanks to A2 for allowing us to share all our fantastic SW adventures.
Happy Thanksgiving SW brother's.
For those SW brothers with no where to go on thanksgiving. I will be at the FlashDancer strip club on OBT just north of Michigan St at 5 pm The club will have free food and drinks til 7 pm. Stop in and say hello!
Chris5.
Chris5's Thanksgiving Wish. Well Done!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2695379]As the holiday season begins with thanksgiving this Thursday I would like to take time out to wish all the Orlando Street Walker thread a very happy Thanksgiving Holiday. . . . . Happy Thanksgiving SW brother's. . .
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Chris5:
Well done, a true literary masterpiece to set the Thanksgiving Holiday tone.
RegularGuy69.
Monger Prophotog and his ATF Holly
I must offer my opinion on this whole mess! Excellentdude is absolutely correct in saying that by her giving sharing there private communication with another monger, Who then shares his info with the world is dead wrong period! Now let's discuss this twat holly. Her ass for any monger on this board reading this mess in the other thread cannot and should not be TRUSTED at fucking all. For her to share private texts with another monger shows she Will do the same to other mongers. Now in regards to the Pimp, Asshole, Captain Save A ho, super white knight. Monger Prophotog is a true pussy! You jump to this beitches defense over another monger? Who are you her dad? You want to protect and save her? You're a fucking STUPID ass IDIOT! Just like she saved excellent dude texts she is saving yours to motherfucker! Holly made an appointment with this monger which she flaked out on him! Period! Orlando to Daytona is not half way across the state so stop exaggerating! Prophotog should have had ZERO to do with this. What are you going to do? Defend this twat every time a monger complains about her stank ass?'she or YOU can't be TRUSTED! You can have her! Any MONGER on this board besides PG should AVOID her and you at all costs!
I personally feel you owe excellent dude an apology asshole!
Chris5.
Got alot people tryn drain me of this energy
[QUOTE=Chris5;2698835]I must offer my opinion on this whole mess! Excellentdude is absolutely correct in saying that by her giving sharing there private communication with another monger, Who then shares his info with the world is dead wrong period! Now let's discuss this twat holly. Her ass for any monger on this board reading this mess in the other thread cannot and should not be TRUSTED at fucking all. For her to share private texts with another monger shows she Will do the same to other mongers. Now in regards to the Pimp, Asshole, Captain Save A ho, super white knight. Monger Prophotog is a true pussy! You jump to this beitches defense over another monger? Who are you her dad? You want to protect and save her? You're a fucking STUPID ass IDIOT! Just like she saved excellent dude texts she is saving yours to motherfucker! Holly made an appointment with this monger which she flaked out on him! Period! Orlando to Daytona is not half way across the state so stop exaggerating! Prophotog should have had ZERO to do with this. What are you going to do? Defend this twat every time a monger complains about her stank ass?'she or YOU can't be TRUSTED! You can have her! Any MONGER on this board besides PG should AVOID her and you at all costs!
I personally feel you owe excellent dude an apology asshole!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Oh fuq No!
When C5 comes to your aid it's like the veritable 'kiss of death'.
It's slightly worse than if Charlie 'Tiger Blood' Sheen popped on here and said 'PG and I tag teamed alot of chicks together'.
Not Winning!
It's worse than if like Motley Cru's Tommy Lee came on here and said, "PG and I partied our balls off and shared needles together".
It's worse than if subway spokeman Jared 'Pederast' Fogle came on here and claimed, "PG is my homeboy and together we're opening up a safe-house for troubled youth!"
Well you get the picture, when you see this then you know it's time to change the handle.
May I suggest Excellent'douche?
Grab it sir before Chris adds to his many other handles and starts talking to himself.
Good luck.
Hey Not-So-Excellent-Dude.
This is what will happen if you threaten a girl because she does not want to comply to your creepy demands.
P 'fuqn' G
'Guardian against all douchebaggery'
When A Monger Should Keep A UTR To Himself
I was asked this question a few times and decided to offer my opinion and advice here in the RAT TRAP. If a monger has a special utr lady friend that he has met on the street, library, mall, Wal-Mart, Starbucks or even at a church. Should he share her with his buddies or even the world? If the chick is a hottie say 19 or 20 with a tight spinner body and a gorgeous face then there is a 99 percent chance this chick will be all about making and needing some CASH to fund her lifestyle. Which may be getting her nails, hair, pedicure, fancy clothes and shoes, an I phone, a car and the list can go on forever. Now eventually the so called nice guy who she has fucking will get tired of emptying his bank account for his new young love.
She may say well I really need more money than what you can give me and I'm thinking about waitressing or dancing at the local strip club or possibly placing an ad on USASG classifieds. So now what? Do you want this young sexy fresh sexy chick to yourself only? Or should you endorse her request and throw her to the fucking wolves? Each monger may answer this differently. I have kept some exclusive chicks to myself. Never told anyone or even mentioned there name in post or a review. Now most will eventually end up selling there pussy with or without your help. But if you do decide to help out a young woman in need by introducing her to your buddies or the world just remember she Will no longer be your sweet innocent little utr. She will be everyone's utr. And if a monger fucks her sweet sexy tight little asshole with no lube. Guess what?'nothing you can do about it. Man I love this hobby!
Chris5.
SLAM, BING, BANG Sissy Chrissy 5
[QUOTE=MikeTime;2701570]I normally stay out of the trap, too much arguing, not enough pussy talk for my liking but this is a what the fuck moment.
1st off I don't believe we have ever messaged or exchanged intel before. When messaging a highly regarded SENIOR MEMBER like myself you should show me some respect! Introduce yourself properly! Don't even bother messaging me back dude.
This is from super saiyan, most high, greatest senior member chris 5. You good sir can respectfully go eat a dirty dick. While I do not have over 1000's posts as you do I was far from disrespectful, I asked for digits, not your home address or anything personal. It was digits for a street walker. Smh. Get off your high horse, stop acting like your some king. You just spent more money than most.
If being a senior member is your claim to fame, your most recognizable feat, then you have made it! To me I like the intel for when I do want to dive into the hobby, just hate the jackass foolish people like you. Good day king chris.[/QUOTE]MikeTime has nicely pointed out that Sissy Crissy 5 is a monger that not only deserves no respect but apparently gives no respect either. Sharing INTEL is a key component to being a SM (unless its guys like Vino, Jazak or Rufus asking for some) and I do believe that MikeTime is not on the "Sissy Chrissy top ten douche monger list" so what gives? You hogging INTEL on SW's? Hey MikeTime, anything that Sissy Chrissy 5 would have provided you would be SUSPECT INTEL at best anyway! Your comment to him that "you just spent more money than most" is about as horrible a tag you could ever slap on Sissy Chrissy 5 who prides himself on being a great bargain pussy hunter!
