Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2045973]Lmao might be fun just to see once...[/QUOTE]There have been a few that I was temped to see just once. And I did see some of them too. The stereotypical crazy single mom who does massage is first and foremost they are looking for a man and his money. They are women, they want a boyfriend, they want attention, they want love, security, and protection. Just like any other woman, crazy or not. Sooner or later some dope with low self esteem is blinded by good sex, affection and attention. Then he quickly wakes up and the Karen manifesto ads return with vengeance. If you go see some sexy mom CMT, end up having wild sex, and then come home to find endless emails about how you are her soul mate, you are so handsome, your cock is the best she's ever seen, etc, they you my friend have found one of the crazies. Unless you are me who is handsome and have the best cock they have ever seen. Actually its more like I'm not the ugliest they've been with and my cock is not the smallest.

Another sign you have found a lunatic are the ones that post on Facebook all day long. Abused animals, cartoons, senseless rambling, sexy photos, basically desperate attempts for attention. Someone who changes their profile pic twice a day. Funny how we see all the providers with double lives. Some look normal on Facebook, trying to get mom of the year. Yet we know they are so busy, guys have their cocks double parked on their ass.

We've all fallen in love with a provider or two, or twenty. Be wary of providers who have their pictures plastered all over the multiple dating sites. Match, eharmony, etc are women looking for men. Sugardaddyforme., arrangementfinders, etc are women looking for regulars with money but don't want to do high volume or work out of cheap no-tels. You will see a lot of women who are pretty, or think they are pretty. Modelmayhem is for women who think they are models and desperate for modeling jobs. Usually they are easy marks for mongers with cameras. They come off as big shot models yet they are waitressing for one of our Greek restaurant brothers. Their modeling portfolios usually leave us laughing and shaking our heads. You will find a lot of the demonstration models on these sites. Women who are pretty, decided to skip college to pour beer or be a Hooters girl. Now they want the American dream but even good tips from Hooters will not get them close. They have their sites on you Mr. Doctor, Mr. Lawyer. They want to be your trophy wife. And you are so stupid that you really believe that hot little spinner with big tits is really in love with you.

Went to the place that moved to Germantown. Walls didn't go up to the ceiling but I went late enough in the day that nobody else was there. Decent massage, lady wanted me to do it myself but I wasn't having any of that. Decent technique. Kind of older lady, not sure if there is more than one. I might repeat if I can't find anything more reliable.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2045973]Lmao might be fun just to see once...[/QUOTE]I do not think I would ever feel comfortable face down and naked with someone described as "bat-shit" to many possibilities of a bad outcome... OUCH!

Well, to get the total krazy treatment, have Karen hang you upside down from your heals with the device she has special for that.

[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;2053024]I do not think I would ever feel comfortable face down and naked with someone described as "bat-shit" to many possibilities of a bad outcome... OUCH![/QUOTE]

Thought I would stop at a new AMP while on vacation. So, I fucked this old Korean woman. She was kind of soft in the belly, very pushy, excessive fake moaning, too many fake compliments, talked to much about money, and basically came off more like a used car salesman. Let me tell ya, condoms suck. When my UTR is blowing me at my house, its wonderful. Then watching Kim Jong-il's mom give me a covered machine gun blow job is like watching the grass grow. Boring and no feeling. The whole thing was boring, pointless, and a waste of time. This old woman was strutting around the parlor like she is Miss Korea. Trying to tell me what feels good. For now on, unless I know for sure an AMP is stocked full of 25 year old spinners, I'm not going.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2053880]Thought I would stop at a new AMP while on vacation. So, I fucked this old Korean woman. She was kind of soft in the belly, very pushy, excessive fake moaning, too many fake compliments, talked to much about money, and basically came off more like a used car salesman. Let me tell ya, condoms suck. When my UTR is blowing me at my house, its wonderful. Then watching Kim Jong-il's mom give me a covered machine gun blow job is like watching the grass grow. Boring and no feeling. The whole thing was boring, pointless, and a waste of time. This old woman was strutting around the parlor like she is Miss Korea. Trying to tell me what feels good. For now on, unless I know for sure an AMP is stocked full of 25 year old spinners, I'm not going.[/QUOTE]I don't blame you a bit. Although my experience in AMP-land pales compared to yours, I feel the same way. This is a major hit to the AMP industry. If I recall correctly your AMP visits totals into the hundreds, does it not?

[QUOTE=CrackerJack77;2054564]I don't blame you a bit. Although my experience in AMP-land pales compared to yours, I feel the same way. This is a major hit to the AMP industry. If I recall correctly your AMP visits totals into the hundreds, does it not?[/QUOTE]210 to be exact. Thats enough to be tired of them. There are probably only 10 that were super cool and fun. I think every fucking one of them has the same door bell chime. I don't like being called "baby". I always wonder just how safe my belongings are in my pants when I go to the shower. Never had anything stolen other than my time. Do they require all mamasans to be uglier than a train wreck? When business it bad, the first thing to go is the sauna. Then goes the mamasan and the first mate, highest ranking provider does double duty. Ever see a girl juggle 3 mongers at once? You would think that after jerking guys off for a living for 15 years a girl would learn how to do it right. Maybe only ten I have found than have made it an art form. Why do Japanese women act like they are being tortured to death? You know what's worse than no blow job? When a woman pretends to give you a blow job, making slurping sounds.

Sounds to me the you need to go on a fun boy trip to Thailand to get yourself recharged! Nothing like authentic at the source.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2054866]210 to be exact. Thats enough to be tired of them. There are probably only 10 that were super cool and fun. I think every fucking one of them has the same door bell chime. I don't like being called "baby". I always wonder just how safe my belongings are in my pants when I go to the shower. Never had anything stolen other than my time. Do they require all mamasans to be uglier than a train wreck? When business it bad, the first thing to go is the sauna. Then goes the mamasan and the first mate, highest ranking provider does double duty. Ever see a girl juggle 3 mongers at once? You would think that after jerking guys off for a living for 15 years a girl would learn how to do it right. Maybe only ten I have found than have made it an art form. Why do Japanese women act like they are being tortured to death? You know what's worse than no blow job? When a woman pretends to give you a blow job, making slurping sounds.[/QUOTE]

Is this the famous or infamous Rachel from Stallis making a return? Sure looks like her pics from her old JFY website.

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Have been a couple of time. Had the older lady and she does a good job of a massage. HE and no charge, keeps saying "you big muscles"...I usually tip her $40.00 bucks afterwards and there has never been any asking on my part and certainly no pressuring on hers.

Saw the nice older lady as I walked in but I guess it was the younger gal's turn.

She is younger (40 ish) and fairly attractive woman. That this was fucking terrible!

I just came from the gym, and I stunk so I opted for the table shower. While doing the table shower she loudly farted four or five times. Didn't acknowledge it, she didn't either but fuck it stank. Table shower was good a lot of teasing.

We get to the massage and again she farts about 8 or 9 times. Her phone rings and she leaves the room to go to grab it and I hear her arguing in Chinese with the person on the other end. Then she comes back for all of 3 minutes and the door chimes go off, and she heads up front for 5 minutes. She comes back and is standing at the head of the table doing a half ass job on my back...Then she fucking sneezed and I felt snot hit the back of my neck.

At this point I am ready to leave and the last thing I am thinking about is getting anything extra. She wipes of my neck doesn't even say sorry, and has me flip over. She grabs my dick and says .6. I say no thank you, don't have that much cash on me...she says "I take credit card", I then said no, I am fine not in the mood. She then says "well why you come here". She doesn't a half ass job of my head...basically scratching, with a pissed off look on her face. Keep in mind I am 15 minutes into what was supposed to be 40 minute massage and she already had me flip.

She is scratching my head and gets a puzzeled look on her face, then it turns to a pained look. And the next thing I know she farts LOUDLY again. This time she immediately runs out of the room. I am pretty sure she shit herself. So I lay there for about 2 minutes and nothing. I put my clothes on and and just left. No one was up front I just walked out.

So the older lady has been fine, she is nice...and things were comfortable with her. This other gal, Shitty McPants...no thank you NM never again.

I'm laughing with you. See my report on 10/1/13 titled "Bad NM Dream". I had the exact same experience with her. Others have had similar exp also, but I think they deal with it as I heard she also does BJ ending for .10 (I've been told). But to each his own! If I ever return I will deal with the older woman. I never want to have that younger chick again. Her intestinal issues are too much for me.

[QUOTE=Magog;2055242]Have been a couple of time. Had the older lady and she does a good job of a massage. HE and no charge, keeps saying "you big muscles"...I usually tip her $40.00 bucks afterwards and there has never been any asking on my part and certainly no pressuring on hers.

Saw the nice older lady as I walked in but I guess it was the younger gal's turn.

She is younger (40 ish) and fairly attractive woman. That this was fucking terrible!

I just came from the gym, and I stunk so I opted for the table shower. While doing the table shower she loudly farted four or five times. Didn't acknowledge it, she didn't either but fuck it stank. Table shower was good a lot of teasing.

We get to the massage and again she farts about 8 or 9 times. Her phone rings and she leaves the room to go to grab it and I hear her arguing in Chinese with the person on the other end. Then she comes back for all of 3 minutes and the door chimes go off, and she heads up front for 5 minutes. She comes back and is standing at the head of the table doing a half ass job on my back...Then she fucking sneezed and I felt snot hit the back of my neck.

At this point I am ready to leave and the last thing I am thinking about is getting anything extra. She wipes of my neck doesn't even say sorry, and has me flip over. She grabs my dick and says .6. I say no thank you, don't have that much cash on me...she says "I take credit card", I then said no, I am fine not in the mood. She then says "well why you come here". She doesn't a half ass job of my head...basically scratching, with a pissed off look on her face. Keep in mind I am 15 minutes into what was supposed to be 40 minute massage and she already had me flip.

She is scratching my head and gets a puzzeled look on her face, then it turns to a pained look. And the next thing I know she farts LOUDLY again. This time she immediately runs out of the room. I am pretty sure she shit herself. So I lay there for about 2 minutes and nothing. I put my clothes on and and just left. No one was up front I just walked out.

So the older lady has been fine, she is nice...and things were comfortable with her. This other gal, Shitty McPants...no thank you NM never again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Magog;2055242]Have been a couple of time. Had the older lady and she does a good job of a massage. HE and no charge, keeps saying "you big muscles"...I usually tip her $40.00 bucks afterwards and there has never been any asking on my part and certainly no pressuring on hers.

Saw the nice older lady as I walked in but I guess it was the younger gal's turn.

She is younger (40 ish) and fairly attractive woman. That this was fucking terrible!

I just came from the gym, and I stunk so I opted for the table shower. While doing the table shower she loudly farted four or five times. Didn't acknowledge it, she didn't either but fuck it stank. Table shower was good a lot of teasing.

We get to the massage and again she farts about 8 or 9 times. Her phone rings and she leaves the room to go to grab it and I hear her arguing in Chinese with the person on the other end. Then she comes back for all of 3 minutes and the door chimes go off, and she heads up front for 5 minutes. She comes back and is standing at the head of the table doing a half ass job on my back...Then she fucking sneezed and I felt snot hit the back of my neck.

At this point I am ready to leave and the last thing I am thinking about is getting anything extra. She wipes of my neck doesn't even say sorry, and has me flip over. She grabs my dick and says .6. I say no thank you, don't have that much cash on me...she says "I take credit card", I then said no, I am fine not in the mood. She then says "well why you come here". She doesn't a half ass job of my head...basically scratching, with a pissed off look on her face. Keep in mind I am 15 minutes into what was supposed to be 40 minute massage and she already had me flip.

She is scratching my head and gets a puzzeled look on her face, then it turns to a pained look. And the next thing I know she farts LOUDLY again. This time she immediately runs out of the room. I am pretty sure she shit herself. So I lay there for about 2 minutes and nothing. I put my clothes on and and just left. No one was up front I just walked out.

So the older lady has been fine, she is nice...and things were comfortable with her. This other gal, Shitty McPants...no thank you NM never again.[/QUOTE]The first time I was with Cindy her stomach was growing. She had farted in front of me but not to that extent. I'm thinking she has some chronic problem with her bowels or stomach. She is always eating. During her down time she goes in the back and eats. You can smell the cooking and hear the pots and pans rattle.

She sneezed on me too once. She blows her nose from time to time. And she pulls that crap about $60 tips. When she's not having stomach problems, she gives a good massage and a nice HE. Sure she's cuter but the older gal, its all straight forward, professional, and an OK HE. She's do prostate massage too.

Being a two girl shop, there is no mamasan to answer the door during busy times. For now on I need a spa with a manasan. My boner will not just stay up and wait for them to come back.

Not even close...

Rachel has 3 kids and is in her 30's.

I wish she was still around, though.

[QUOTE=GapCaulker;2055198]Is this the famous or infamous Rachel from Stallis making a return? Sure looks like her pics from her old JFY website.

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So I had the same exp there as well. But it is unfortunately not uncommon. The new girl in Germantown thinks it's ok to sneeze of me as well, several times.

Something new for lefty to try, I was having Chinese buffet at one of those places on Brown deer RD. I asked my regular server on a lark which of the women would be open for a date. Not her she says, but I watch her have a pow wow this several other servers, with coy stairs and chuckles. Later one stops by and announces that she would like that. Unfortunately, not the pick of the litter, but it gets me thinking this has potential. A bunch of them live in a rental, no car, no outlet other than work. Husband / boyfriend back in China. And, they have some basic English.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2055320]The first time I was with Cindy her stomach was growing. She had farted in front of me but not to that extent. I'm thinking she has some chronic problem with her bowels or stomach. She is always eating. During her down time she goes in the back and eats. You can smell the cooking and hear the pots and pans rattle.

She sneezed on me too once. She blows her nose from time to time. And she pulls that crap about $60 tips. When she's not having stomach problems, she gives a good massage and a nice HE. Sure she's cuter but the older gal, its all straight forward, professional, and an OK HE. She's do prostate massage too.

Being a two girl shop, there is no mamasan to answer the door during busy times. For now on I need a spa with a manasan. My boner will not just stay up and wait for them to come back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Toshi69;2055843]So I had the same exp there as well. But it is unfortunately not uncommon. The new girl in Germantown thinks it's ok to sneeze of me as well, several times.

Something new for lefty to try, I was having Chinese buffet at one of those places on Brown deer RD. I asked my regular server on a lark which of the women would be open for a date. Not her she says, but I watch her have a pow wow this several other servers, with coy stairs and chuckles. Later one stops by and announces that she would like that. Unfortunately, not the pick of the litter, but it gets me thinking this has potential. A bunch of them live in a rental, no car, no outlet other than work. Husband / boyfriend back in China. And, they have some basic English.[/QUOTE]I've been hit on by one at Relaxation Osais looking for a husband. But you got to be careful. You feed one of the these strays, then you own them. Then what? I would only date one if you are looking for a girlfriend, not just a roll in the hay. Old Yoko Ono will be back from Japan sooner or later for her stint at Extended Stay. I'm sure her calender is open. Go out to the Hibachi place in Pewaukee on Capitol and 16. I've met two AMP girls who got their first job in the USA there. The nail salons are full of Viet girls. I used to get a BBBJ at 60th and Capitol. It didn't take but a few visits for the lady to realize I was a good tipper. Not good by AMP standards but very good by nail salon standards. All my buddies with Asian mail order brides all have friends looking for a man. But you can't fuck them and leave them, big no no. You will burn your bridge with your buddy's wives doing that and you won't get any new referrals. I did take a FS AMP girl, early 20's out one night to a go-kart track on the gulf. She was just a rebel sick and tired of living on a mattress at a strip mall AMP watching cable TV. I've taken out a few older manasans, some for sex, some not, who did seem interested in me personally. We all know that a lot of these girls are not doing this because they want to. Then why do they act like they are so happy to see us? Money of course. But also meeting a nice guy, if only for one hour, is better than no real contact at all. I've talked to guys in prison who gave it up to another prisoner without being raped. Why? It was better than being totally alone and not liked by anyone. Some affection, as gross as that sounds to most of us, was better than none at all.