General Reports

[QUOTE=Spider Man]Does anyone get jealous or sad when they see the pics of sw's from other areas of the country? I know I do. Those recent pics that Baldy Cruiser posted are insane. I wish those types of girls would be in Bham for just one day. My nuts would be dry heaving by the end of the day. Instead we have ladies that look like Rod Stewart and guys pretending to be ladies who look like Dudley from Different Strokes.[/QUOTE]

They're always posting those type pics in the California area, Baldy does, someone in San Diego does as well. They just have a larger population over there, where for every one hot SW we have they probably have 15. Even during the summertime if you go to Atlanta you can find a better choice of girls than we have here. That's why I pick and choose because of the lack of girls around here who you would consider 'gems'.

I went to Atlanta last week and found nothing but a tranny doing a bad impression of Tina Turner and a Birmingham worthy BSW right before I'd decided to head back home. I thought about picking up that BSW, but I thought why settle on her just because I was in Atlanta, when she wasn't anything I'd bother with if I was back home. I'm picky as to who I pick up, and I'm not going to pick up every SW just to get 'in' with them so maybe there might be a 1/99% chance they might introduce me to one of their 'friends'. Chances are, those 'friends' aren't going to be what I'm looking for to begin with. But then if all you're looking for is 40-something, 50-something nasty, sagging female bodies to 'insert here', then maybe those friends are worth investing in. Anyway, all SW want is money from you when it comes down to it. There was a conversation elsewhere about chatting with SW even if you don't pick them up, but not all SW care to chat if you're not giving them money. And I'm not investing money just so I'll be 'known' by every SW, and frankly I wouldn't want to be known by every SW.

How about "I'm thirsty" !

Its not against the law to be thirsty. Or to pretend you are.

Of course, I did not know it was solicitation for a dancer to ask someone to buy them a drink.

I thought solicitation had to be something related to offering sex for money or something else of value.

[QUOTE=Clark Kent]That must be interesting as to how those girls go about trying to hint to the customer they want a drink.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Clark Kent]They're always posting those type pics in the California area, Baldy does, someone in San Diego does as well. They just have a larger population over there, where for every one hot SW we have they probably have 15. Even during the summertime if you go to Atlanta you can find a better choice of girls than we have here. That's why I pick and choose because of the lack of girls around here who you would consider 'gems'.

I went to Atlanta last week and found nothing but a tranny doing a bad impression of Tina Turner and a Birmingham worthy BSW right before I'd decided to head back home. I thought about picking up that BSW, but I thought why settle on her just because I was in Atlanta, when she wasn't anything I'd bother with if I was back home. I'm picky as to who I pick up, and I'm not going to pick up every SW just to get 'in' with them so maybe there might be a 1/99% chance they might introduce me to one of their 'friends'. Chances are, those 'friends' aren't going to be what I'm looking for to begin with. But then if all you're looking for is 40-something, 50-something nasty, sagging female bodies to 'insert here', then maybe those friends are worth investing in. Anyway, all SW want is money from you when it comes down to it. There was a conversation elsewhere about chatting with SW even if you don't pick them up, but not all SW care to chat if you're not giving them money. And I'm not investing money just so I'll be 'known' by every SW, and frankly I wouldn't want to be known by every SW.[/QUOTE]
I got stuck in Bakefield for 4 days a few year ago, and most all the girls out there where beautiful. The waitress , the labors and even the girls that worked the truck stop lot were slim trim and dress sexy as hell too.

There have been a few gems like that I've had the pleasure with. They're definitely few and far between. Everytime I go out I see at least 4-5 girls. Sometimes maybe more. A few of them might be worthy, but if they don't want to cooperate, then I'm not fooling with them. For the ones' on here that don't really take mongering seriously, the feeing of picking up a gem, or even a sw that has something special that you like, is unbelievable. And picking them up in a way that you want it top happen. I can't speak for everyone on here, but I know Clark looks at mongering the way I do, in that it's a "hunt". Just like someone big game hunting or going trophy fishing. There's a distinct adrenaline rush when you find that special someone. And the feeling of finding that one in a million, and then you find her at the exact perfect time, in the perfect location where there's no traffic or a line of knuckleheads trying to get at her, and where she's off the beaten path. There's just no feeling like it. It turns into a perfect scenario. And the ones' that know what their doing when it comes to mongering, know what I'm talking about. Any idiot can just screech up to a sw on the main road and pick her up. But to go out and drive the areas and see nothing and then one day you go down a road or side street you've been down a hundred times, and all of a sudden see this isolated sw who is definitely worth picking up. It's like they just fell out of the sky. And it's usually a girl who's just out trying to make a little money, who's not addicted to anything. They're
plenty of girls I've seen who I just got lucky in finding, that you may never see again. Then 2-3 years later like magic, they just appear. And if you're there at that right time, it can be magic.

It's true you can find a gem every so often. Spiderman and I have discussed such gems both of us have found at one time or another, even the same girl on certain occasions. It's those type gems that you find, who are not strung out on some addiction who will be glad to spend the time you want them to with you, and most will be glad to do anything you want. Those girls are the ones that will be prettier, will smell nicer, and will have a much better attitude than the ones that's just out to take your money. As I've said many times before, I'm picky when it comes to SW I pick up, and I'm not out there just looking for any live body to insert my dick into. I feel if I'm going to pay for sex, I'm going to pay for what interests me, and not pay just to get off. The hunt is the most exciting thing, and there have been numerous occasions when I've left my house only to get on the track and within minutes see a girl that normally I'd want to scoop up in a second. But because I just got out on my ride, I think about passing, and sometimes I do. I enjoy the hunt, just riding around listening to the radio and enjoying a cigar occasionally. I'm hardly ever so desperate that I'll just pick up whatever's walking just to get my jollies. The girls like Melissa, Rod Stewart's mama, Cindy Grandma, and the doo rag old black woman around the Bama are ones like I'm talking about, and I don't care if they give the best BJ since Linda Lovelace and would let you fuck non-stop till the Fourth. No. I'm happy just hunting around, and if I don't find anything and I have to get off then I'm perfectly fine with visiting some site online and enjoying myself that way. I've gotten so I don't really do that all that often, though. I'm less picky with who I meet from calling party lines or answering ads online, because those type meetings are free, but even then I have my limits. I've met many girls through party lines that if they were SW I'd have passed them by, but because it was free I had no problem receiving a BJ and fucking them with no money leaving my pocket. Those above I mentioned, I do believe if I were to have appeared at their door as I did the woman from Albertville I mentioned before, I'd have done something similar as I did then. Some I wouldn't get with even for free. I guess it all depends on your appetite for sex, and what you're willing to settle for because of it. I have a healthy appetite for sex, I'm just not willing to get with any female body just to satisfy it.

Tonight is the first Birmingham episode of the First 48. Who knows, we may see something interesting. I saw on the show guide it involves the finding of a woman's body under an interstate overpass.

[QUOTE=Clark Kent]They're always posting those type pics in the California area, Baldy does, someone in San Diego does as well. They just have a larger population over there, where for every one hot SW we have they probably have 15. Even during the summertime if you go to Atlanta you can find a better choice of girls than we have here. That's why I pick and choose because of the lack of girls around here who you would consider 'gems'.

I went to Atlanta last week and found nothing but a tranny doing a bad impression of Tina Turner and a Birmingham worthy BSW right before I'd decided to head back home. I thought about picking up that BSW, but I thought why settle on her just because I was in Atlanta, when she wasn't anything I'd bother with if I was back home. I'm picky as to who I pick up, and I'm not going to pick up every SW just to get 'in' with them so maybe there might be a 1/99% chance they might introduce me to one of their 'friends'. Chances are, those 'friends' aren't going to be what I'm looking for to begin with. But then if all you're looking for is 40-something, 50-something nasty, sagging female bodies to 'insert here', then maybe those friends are worth investing in. Anyway, all SW want is money from you when it comes down to it. There was a conversation elsewhere about chatting with SW even if you don't pick them up, but not all SW care to chat if you're not giving them money. And I'm not investing money just so I'll be 'known' by every SW, and frankly I wouldn't want to be known by every SW.[/QUOTE]Check back in ATL during this summer. I went there last year for a friend's B'day and ended up on FIB one night. IT WAS UNREAL! Only thing I can compare it to was TV where SWs are all over the place. I saw at least 30 different girls that one night. 95% were better looking anything than I have seen here locally unfortunately. Of course these weren't Baseheads like we have here they were real deal. 5 s&f girls. I look fwd to hopefully cruising this year.

[QUOTE=Yakuzi]Check back in ATL during this summer. I went there last year for a friend's B'day and ended up on FIB one night. IT WAS UNREAL! Only thing I can compare it to was TV where SWs are all over the place. I saw at least 30 different girls that one night. 95% were better looking anything than I have seen here locally unfortunately. Of course these weren't Baseheads like we have here they were real deal. 5 s&f girls. I look fwd to hopefully cruising this year.[/QUOTE]

Oh, yeah, I've always had luck in Atlanta. I guess I assumed that since it was Atlanta, even with it cold I wouldn't have a Birmingham type night there, lol. I always have luck on Peachtree, too, but no one there ever mentions that area, I guess because they're afraid they're going to be assuming they're looking for trannys.

Did anyone get out at all this weekend? I wasn't able to. Went out of town. With the weather and all, they should been out in full force. Of course most of our gals here are locked up. Maybe I 'll venture out this week at some point.

[QUOTE=Spider Man]Did anyone get out at all this weekend? I wasn't able to. Went out of town. With the weather and all, they should been out in full force. Of course most of our gals here are locked up. Maybe I 'll venture out this week at some point.[/QUOTE]

I got out today at lunch for about an hour. Didn't see anything during the entire circuit. Things are slim right now.

Haven't been out myself since last week, either Thursday or Friday. As I say, there's always going to be girls out, you just have to have patience and time to look for them. If you only have an hour to ride around, that's how long it generally takes for a girl to smoke her dope, so that's not even giving girls that just went in from making money to get back out on the stroll. That's why it takes patience and time to invest to find girls. If you only make one pass, or only have a small amount of time, you're more than likely not going to find someone unless you're lucky and find them right off.

If all you have is an hour or so and you do find someone quickly, she is most likely going to be someone so ugly you hope for dark. We sure have a lot of 2's and 3's and few 7's and up. I for one will not "settle" for a 3. It is my time and my choice. As others have pointed out, the hunt is more important than the conquest. Time spent riding alone, looking and listening to talk radio is my therapy.

By the way, just how damn large is the homosexual population in B'ham. Judging from posts on CL, there are as many dudes looking for dudes as there are guys looking for women.

I agree, Ginal, time and patience will pay off when you're looking for SW. I can have just as good a time just riding around listening to the radio. The time alone, not having to deal with other people's crap is helpful to me about as much as finding a girl to pick up. There's always going to be girls out, that's why it gets me when I see people asking where the girls are or saying everything's dried up, because it's just that they were out there looking at a bad time or not long enough.

I also agree that patience is a virtue. I did get out Saturday around 9:00pm and indeed it seemed that no one was out. In fact I had to make several passes before I spotted something I was willing to partake of. She says her name is Michelle and she lives in the Avondale area. She was strolling in that area near the Star. She's a WSW, slim build with reddish curly hair and plain looking. Looks I'd give a 3, attitude I'd give a 8. Michelle said the whole menu was available and it came drama free. She didn't have any digits but she did show me where she lives. But again, I had nothing but time on my hands and it paid off as I had a pretty good time. There have been times when my time was limited and I didn't see a thing and felt like you Fast that things were drying up, only to get home, check the message boards, and read where several other mongers had great success. Although I will say this, Birmingham has slim pickings when it comes to good looking and talented providers.

I don't think I can recall ever leaving the house to go strolling and not seeing something out. It's never dry. I, at least see one girl out walking. She might look like Esther off of Sanford and Son, but at least there is someone out. Definitely the weather has something to do with it, whether girls are out or not. But this winter, I have found some decent talent when it was balls cold outside. But when it's a normal evening, I can spot at least 4-5 girls. But it's normally the same girls you see out constantly that I don't want to pick up in the first place. But it does take patience if you want something decent. And I know decent is a broad word to some of you. I for one aren't looking to get jacked off in the back of a greasy tire store by some chick who looks like Keith Richards. You definitely have to have a good set of peepers and have some street smarts if you're going to be successful at mongering. If you can't see, or even be looking for that shadowy figure of a female, who's walking down a dark street when you drive by at 30 miles an hour, then you're not going to be very successful at finding sw's. That figure may turn out to be "Serena", but then again it might be just some regular girl who looks like Rosario Dawson out trying to make money, and will do anything for a Jackson.