Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=FullMetalHelme;6229109]That's what thinking with the small head will get you.

Forget the extras for a hot second. You both agreed on 70 for an hour long massage. If she doesn't massage you for the full 60 minutes, you demand to get your money back. You do not leave until they refund you. If it's been 30 minutes, then at least get back 20 or 30 dollars and leave. Zero tip if they ever try to scam you like this.[/QUOTE]Duly Noted.

Dropped by MB Massage for the first time today. Met Betty. Upon finishing up I saw a lady walk past short, fit, wearing a nice dress, didn't get a look at her face but she was noice. I asked who she was, forget her name but Betty said she's a new girl. Just an FYI for you guys. There's 3 total at NB. Don't know think I'd repeat with Betty.

I was heading to Pinee around 1 pm (Fri) and there was a TPD car out front and the open & massage signs were not on. Anyone heard anything about that?

[QUOTE=BillisHard;6229709]I was heading to Pinee around 1 pm (Fri) and there was a TPD car out front and the open & massage signs were not on. Anyone heard anything about that?[/QUOTE]Lots of homeless guys hanging out in that area. Other than that, I thought something might be up. I was texting one of the girls, and I got a strange text message?

[QUOTE=BillisHard;6229709]I was heading to Pinee around 1 pm (Fri) and there was a TPD car out front and the open & massage signs were not on. Anyone heard anything about that?[/QUOTE]Wonder if "Medusa" (wife of that guy who tried to bring his wife along for a massage) complained to LE?

Hope Yoyo and Lisa are ok.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6229858]Wonder if "Medusa" (wife of that guy who tried to bring his wife along for a massage) complained to LE?

Hope Yoyo and Lisa are ok.[/QUOTE]There are a lot of homeless that hang out in that area. Hopefully nothing bad happened. If I were Pinee, I would have a little more secure front door. Have the door locked, observe the person with a camera, and then let them in. Right now you can just walk right in.

[QUOTE=FaroutAdventur;6229891]There are a lot of homeless that hang out in that area. Hopefully nothing bad happened. If I were Pinee, I would have a little more secure front door. Have the door locked, observe the person with a camera, and then let them in. Right now you can just walk right in.[/QUOTE]TPD has been called there before by Emma and Yoyo when a drunk dude showed up and wouldn't leave. TPD gave them no grief. Patrol cars don't do undercover stings. I'm hoping it's just a trespass.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6230115]TPD has been called there before by Emma and Yoyo when a drunk dude showed up and wouldn't leave. TPD gave them no grief. Patrol cars don't do undercover stings. I'm hoping it's just a trespass.[/QUOTE]I told Yu Yu the same time same thing when I was there last. They should really lock that front door.

All the talk about this place wanted me to give them a try. Had a couple of hours to kill last Wednesday so stopped by. Met at door by chanel. I asked for an hour she immediately made boom boom motion. Thought that was funny but hey that's why I'm there right? Enter room and handed over standard $$. She came back in a few minutes later, took her pants off but left her sweater on? Guess we're skipping the massage. She tells me her "partner" will be there soon and they have to talk about travel plans? Whatever.

Immediately applied cover and started cg. Absolutely great body but also zero expression on her face. She jumps off and turns around for doggy. Great View. Still no indication that I was really even in the room with her. Turned over for mish but I don't know I just couldn't get the deal done. She keeps looking at the door and telling me to finish. This is Maybe 10 minutes in. And that would be generous. Totally killed the mood for me. At least you can pretend you're enjoying yourself. She did put some effort in, and she seemed nice so wasn't mad. She said we have to stop but I should come back later in the afternoon and she will finish me off. I get dressed she says go out through the back door. When I walk around to my car there's a giant lifted pickup truck parked sideways blocking the front door. Guess that's her partner. Pretty sketchy.

Got caught up with work and couldn't make it back. Then with holiday couldn't make it back until today. Get there about 11:30 ask if she remembers me she says yes but wants hr fee at that window. Let's me in and says oh I remember you and hands me donation back. Get in the room and she says need hr fee back for business but then everything else free. Comes back in a few minutes later and immediately pulls top of dress down and skirt up and leaves around her waist like a stupid hula hoop. I hate that too. Zero hint of teaser or massage or anything else, straight to business. Lays back for standing mish and says ok you fuck me. Seriously I need a little motivation. I guess I'm too getting too old. Anyway, same as before she just lays there no expression on her face acting like she's doing me a favor. About 10 minutes in still can't pop so she says you take too long. Leaves the room comes back about 5 minutes later and says I finish You by hand. That works but we're still only about 20 min in. She says okay baby thank you gets up and walks out the door. Guess we're done. Get dressed she says thank you baby see you next time. Not even a water. Guess she really didn't dig me at all. Don't think I'll be back. At least not for her. She is young and very very hot. But I can walk two doors down the parking lot and get treated like a king. Super long report I know but I had to get this off my chest. Stay safe boys.

Today I decided to go to one of my favorite spots. HK Spa in Lakewood, I have always had a good time there and the girls have always been very friendly and fun. When I arrived I noticed a new sign on the building. It is no longer HK, its now called Gold Sauna. I decided to check it out. I am glad I did. The woman that came up to the window seemed cute at first, but when she opened the door to let me in the back. Wow! Vietnamese woman, very form fitting dress that enhanced every curve. Cute face and her body is bangin!

As I have stated before, I don't usually give explicit details in my reviews, but lets say that I am very happy I went in. The woman that took care of me was very soft spoken in a sensual way, very sexy. Between her accent and her soft voice I couldn't understand her name, and I didn't want to keep asking her name and saying "what" while things were starting to get going. She left me with a big smile on my face and it took some time for the blood to return to my brain. It was a very good time and I will definitely keep this as one of my favorite spots. New name, new management and new girls, same great service.

[QUOTE=TJHart;6228484]Went to the new (ish) AMP in Tacoma near the safe way, I usually am easily satisfied and it sort of takes a lot to piss me off enough to dump on someone's service but this was something else.

Saw an ad that this place has a free table shower (which I'm a sucker for) and. 6 for an hour house fee. Young ladies blah blah, so I go. I never go to AMPs looking for FS, just a nice massage, TS, for sure a HE and BJ. Anyway, so yesterday I get there at approximately 9:10 am right as they open. So I'm expecting. 6 for the hour, she says. 7. I think okay, not what the ad says but alright lady that answered the door looks fit and skinny. Looked in her early 40's which means she was probably 50. Looked younger than she was for sure. Oh, and by the way I've been noticing more and more places charging. 7 for the hour. Anyone else noticing that in the Tacoma area or is that just me?

Anyway, I hand her a Benny (I've studied the Aussie strategy 2 bennys up front, which my gosh definitely works for making their day and earning you some better service. Side story- the plan wasn't to go to Pink Ocean I have an ATF at a different spot I was planning on dropping the 2 bennys on and having a lot of fun with but for some odd reason my favorite spot wasn't open at the normal time, I even saw a lady (not my girl) walk out with trash bags lock the door and never come back, so I said screw it it's time for plan b (which I also learned from you guys. Always have a plan b on where you're going)) thus we are at pink ocean handing a Benny over. Under normal circumstances I hand the house fee ONLY over then place the tip down later. I don't want them holding my change hostage haha. So she brings my change back. 3 and I safely tuck it away. I asked about the table shower and she said we don't have one just a normal one. Never trust an online ad right. So I go okay let's do it. We walk to the back there's 2 ladies in this place and the shower is in the way back in the laundry room. She puts me in the shower and apologizes that it's small. Some of you guys hate when they are talking in Chinese the whole time their servicing you and that's exactly what happened here. She was washing me in the shower, holding the shower head while the other lady was in the same room with us doing laundry, oh and did I mention it was also their kitchenette area? Other lady also starts making herself a plate of food, while I'm being washed in the same room and my lady is holding a Chinese conversation with her. She gave a bit of tease, stroking long John a few times, she asks me how old I am, I tell her, I ask how old she is, she says 21. Haha it's like do these ladies ever tell the truth about their age? Anyway, I found it comical that she's washing me and teasing long John with a few strokes while other lady is in the same room making a bowl of food. So after about a 5 minute shower we go back to the room. Now remember I paid. 7 for a one hour massage. I lay down she throws the towel on me she pats my back on the left side, pats my back on the right side. Then her phone rings. So we are 30 seconds into the massage and she says sorry and answers the phone. It's on speaker. The monger says "are you ready for me?" (in my brain I go thank Heavan's I didn't give her the tip yet, she's got an appointment she better not rush this).

Does she rush it? She goes "umm how far out are you?" He goes "I'm calling for Molly I'm on my way" she goes "this Molly, how many minute until you here?" He goes "15 minutes I'll see you soon" she goes "okay thank you," Hangs up and says "flip". I got pissed. Inwardly. Of course she rushes it. Flips me then says want boom boom or mouth. Guys I'm exaggerating if I say my massage was 2 minutes. It was damn near 1 minute max. Worst massage service I've had in my whole life. I go F it I'll at least get a BJ. So I motion she says how much. I gesture. 8. She says $. 3. In my brain I go you're kidding me. That's FS pricing, you've already rushed this and now you're high balling me. Haggling is a huge turn off for me so I just hand her $. She knows I've got that extra. 3 from earlier and attempts to shark it out of me. She goes no. Takes her phone out and typed in $. 3 (in my head I go you have enough time to haggle but not enough time to freaking give me the hour (which most of the time is like 30 min anyway) massage I bought. I smile and shake my head. She deleted then types in $. 2 I shake again, now she going to $. 1 I shake now she says okay and smiles, and I say you know I can always just come back and reach for the $ that's now in her hand. LOL. They're not going to let you leave with that $. At this point I'm turned off and ready to just go but she goes no no it's good and quickly leaves to put it away. Comes back have an alright CBJ gave me water and candy and shushed me as I'm heading out the door. I think damn. I just paid $. 7 for a 5 min regular shower, 1 minute massage and 5 min CBJ. I got their approximately 9:10 and I was back in my car around 9:25 am. Rushed. Haggling. Constant talking to other lady in Chinese. 0/10 wouldn't recommend.

There's so many other great choices in Tacoma. Don't waste your time with Molly Gents.[/QUOTE]Bummer that you had such a bad experience, but thanks for the share. I'm sure I'm not the only one her who's curious as to who and where you ATF night be. Care to share?

In other news, the lady at Loves Massage on 38th, a block west of Clover / Celestial Body, broke her wrist and is out of action. Not sure what her replacement will be like.

Any recent experiences from Lillies?

Or Xiu Li massage with the purple sign?

[QUOTE=PnwVette;6232007]Today I decided to go to one of my favorite spots. HK Spa in Lakewood, I have always had a good time there and the girls have always been very friendly and fun. When I arrived I noticed a new sign on the building. It is no longer HK, its now called Gold Sauna. I decided to check it out. I am glad I did. The woman that came up to the window seemed cute at first, but when she opened the door to let me in the back. Wow! Vietnamese woman, very form fitting dress that enhanced every curve. Cute face and her body is bangin!

As I have stated before, I don't usually give explicit details in my reviews, but lets say that I am very happy I went in. The woman that took care of me was very soft spoken in a sensual way, very sexy. Between her accent and her soft voice I couldn't understand her name, and I didn't want to keep asking her name and saying "what" while things were starting to get going. She left me with a big smile on my face and it took some time for the blood to return to my brain. It was a very good time and I will definitely keep this as one of my favorite spots. New name, new management and new girls, same great service.[/QUOTE]What are the rates? FS?

Just an FYI, visited Zen & Me Health Spa in Gig Harbor today. New place in a nice business park but even though they advertise on Rubguide, they offer only massage by Asian ladies. Granted it was a fantastic massage but there were no extras even hinted about. Not even a tease. Back to the drawing board. Thanks.

First time posting here but I have benefited from others so thought I would share. I stopped by a new spot on the corner of S 47th and Pacific in Tacoma. Had a session with Judy, super cute petite and playful. She spoke better than average English, it was. 5 for hh or. 7 for an h, massage was good, on the flip got all the good stuff, CBJ, cfs multiple styles. She says they have 3 working there but I only saw her and a shorter gal. $$ all in.

Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Danar0481;6230229]All the talk about this place wanted me to give them a try. Had a couple of hours to kill last Wednesday so stopped by. Met at door by chanel. I asked for an hour she immediately made boom boom motion. Thought that was funny but hey that's why I'm there right? Enter room and handed over standard $$. She came back in a few minutes later, took her pants off but left her sweater on? Guess we're skipping the massage. She tells me her "partner" will be there soon and they have to talk about travel plans? Whatever.[/QUOTE]Damn. That sucks. She's going to have trouble getting her new biz off the ground if she keeps up that kind of nonsense.