Streetwalker Reports

Yea,

PT is late with his weekend report. The Loop is on life support. I got to see my Monger Champion out and about. The SWs are trying to keep the action going. I am trying to get my lazy butt out of the Cave to check things.

Thank God for the Red phone that beeps. Now to my little blurb.

My cartoon should have started as Mr. Freeze. It was goosebumps for the SW this weekend. I got to see my Suzie-Q. Not bang it, that was taken care for me. Insert smiley face.

She from the water Buffalo clan. At least there is variety. My norm girls were out and about. They are giving the support. My new wifey is out and about. Dang, someone slap the Trick. I am losing it. I need to break down. So, wishing that X was doing my editing.

I am going to chew on a bunch Via, like skittles one day. Then act like Godzilla and stroke every SW that I could.

PT waking up from his dream on Tues. With the Weekend Report.

All I could say is. Step your game up. Play SW. Yea, yea. I stole it from Playstation.

Pimp Out to 2K11 and NBA Jam.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick] Dang, someone slap the Trick. I am losing it. I need to break down. So, wishing that X was doing my editing. [/QUOTE]Naw PT, you don't need me to edit.

It would only fck up your style and flow.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]I am going to chew on a bunch Via, like skittles one day. Then act like Godzilla and stroke every SW that I could.

Pimp Out to 2K11 and NBA Jam. [/QUOTE]Lmao, just ruin every hoe on the Loop!

Piss off mgmt too. :mad:

[quote=The Big Man]I see you guys to two freaky M / F I like that sh-it. Fu / ck them before they fu / ck us. LOL[/quote]Seriously, Is this all about a hairy piece of ass? Send me a pm.

Hello fellow mongers,

I'm new to the DC area but a long time lerker on my the forums.

I had a dream I traveled the loop this evening, many females out tonight. BSW, WSW, and even an asw.

I found the company of a young lady named Candice or Candy in my dream. Candy was a perky little blonde WSW with a great ass. Leo check and we found a quiet little place where she showed me her great oral skills. Very friendly, talkative, and followed direction well. She recieved.5 in dream dollars.

This was my second dream on the loop ran into a lady by the name of courtney. I believe she has been mentioned on here before.

PT read this post and felt he was tricked by Madam Web.

Took me back to the Frank Sinatra days. POOF. Dang, sucking on a pacifier when I need a tit.

PT in still confused mode. What a minute. I remember one word.

SHAZAM!

Captain Monger Marvel at your service.

[QUOTE=Jordan Sinatra; 1074991]Hello, fellow mongers,

I'm new to the DC area but a long time lerker on my the forums.

I had a dream I traveled the loop this evening, many females out tonight. BSW, WSW, and even an asw.

I found the company of a young lady named Candice or Candy in my dream. Candy was a perky little blonde WSW with a great ass. Leo check and we found a quiet little place where she showed me her great oral skills. Very friendly, talkative, and followed direction well. She recieved.5 in dream dollars.

This was my second dream on the loop ran into a lady by the name of courtney. I believe she has been mentioned on here before. [/QUOTE]

Had a dream this morning about a young LSW named ashley. We found a quiet little spot had some fun under the stars. Nothing like the concrete jungle. FS was had for $ dream dollars. The dreams in dc have been great so far, just wish they would happen a little earlier in morning.

Pimp Trick awoke to holy Pie in the Sky. It is the Monger Signal. I prep all the Bat Vehicles and was getting status reports on my way. Then it was to the Bat Pole. Had to break out of my Adam West gear and into.

PT made his way to the loop, but had on the wrong outfit. I came out as DareDevil and not Batman. I ran into SuperMongerMan. Thank the Gods to TW's eye vision. I was flying blind and TW was finding new talent from a mile away.

We cruised the loop and BAM. LEO came out in alternate transportation. WTF, is my thoughts. They are cloning my move. Time was up and we parted ways.

There was a some stick up boys out. WTF, I think this got LEO to the loop early.

TW Special Shout to Juicy in the Blue Sandex near the Med Store. Not the regular Juicy who is always my number one. Another shout to Kitty in the blue thong. Made my morning, with the new line.

New LSW and WSW on the stroll. WSW was wide and flat as a 2 x 4. If I got her, it would be like walking off the plank. Light numbers tonight, but more reason for me to get out. Now, where did I put that Bat suit.

PT to LEO. Like the line from the movie. LEO. Daredevil. PT- Kingpin and the mob.

Pimp Trick having his morning cut short. Not Cool, Not cool at all. At least I did not get hit by Bullseye and the LEO cutters.

What it is folks! The kid was out and about this morning with his partner in crime PT. Saw some phattys out and about but not as many as Friday night. The kid also noticed the "pork" out as well on thier bacon cycles LOL. They shut shit down with the quickness but its all good though.. The kid wants to shot out Juicy(tall), Sin, Kitty(ass out but still killin it), India and Juicy(blue spandex by the cvs lol).. All of em had the spandex game on lock.. One of the very reasons the kid doesnt mind that old man winter is creepin up on us.. Will holla later.

PS-Bring the photo gallery back! Bring the photo gallery back! Bring the photo gallery back!(j/k jackson lol)

PT was like it is holiday time. Let me check out things. I call my admin assistant and she told me the calendar was active. I picked the right outfit this time. I was out the door like the FLASH. As I got up to 60 miles per hour to the loop. I decided to swing the loop in unconventional fashion.

LEO was out like porky bellies on the stock market, but not activity. The bell did not chime. So, I decided to change to my alternative outfit.

Got to see the norm crew and then BAM. Like the sound barrier being broken. I peep the candy clickers of red and blue. It was like the 4th of July. Then came the Bacon-nator. LEO on the bicycle rolling up on SW, taking pictures and info. I am looking at this dude going he is straight out the terminator movie with white hair. Remember the terminator dude on the motorcycle. LOL. I tried to hit stealth mode, but it was too late. He was on the PT, pass the PT and on to another SW. I am like WTF.

Well, Bacon-nator had a message. I will be back. No more SWing after 5am. It is a cracked down and the business people have complained to the city. It looks like the days of midnight to 5am is back. WOW. The true SW 9pm to 5am. I think the girls will be out and about. I will say the sweet spot for the stragglers will be 3-5am. PT, I am going to get the first dibs on freshly bathe SW.

Well, all that FLASH around the city has made me hungry. Time for some real Bacon and Eggs. Wheat toast on the side please.

Pimp at Breakfast, waiting for the Trick at midnight.

Morning boys, had a dream about a WSW named Crean. She was a bigger girl but the good kind of big espically in the chest. We found a nice spot and dreamed FS for.60. All a nice well manned girl.

Only saw about 5 SW in my dream so the scenery wasn't the best.

Till next time

I heard the Bacon-nators where locking up Mongers this early AM. Any more intel? I heard the SW was coming out in full force.

Pimp Trick sleeping like the Thing. Hard as a rock and snoring to Aunt Petunia's BBQ ribs from last night! What's happening?

DI, I heard their was a STORM.

Checked in with Pepper Potts to see if any SW were are and about. Got the Green light. Nope, not the one glow from my lantern on the other side of the room. Decided it was time to check the UN-SW like they were a UNSUB. I popped into my G Man outfit. Rolling like I am Hotch from Criminal Minds. I get to the loop.

Activity was very light. Very skinny SW with bluetooth in ear. I had her on UN-SW alert or no the less. She needs a couple of super size meals from Mikey the to pick up some weight. Then before I know it. OH NO. At the top of the hill. It was the Bacon-bike-antor. I went to full stealth egress and position myself in watch mode. He was making stops at the SW like a piggy fighting for food. I knew it was not the Muppets show. Ms. Pig will hit you with the karate chop.

Got on the horn with Pepper Potts. Let her know that the Iron Man suit was under repair.

As I position myself. I ran into a new Latin SW. I am going to put her on blast. I pop my G man suit and went to Pimp Trick mode. I was like. Hey, you look nice. She was like. Yea, I know I look nice. I am like WTF. Next thing, I go back to Junior G man mode swing the loop. Bacon-bike-anator had her pulled over. Me, being me. I was very loud. Yea, you look really good right now. Very good looking right now. Pimp Trick was going Hulk mode. She str8 pissed me off with her exchange.

The morning came to a close with SW rolling out. Went to a spot for some demongering. Low and behold. New Latin SW comes out a Burrito car and jumps in the Texas plated management car. Why this shout out. Mgmt was behind the pimp like they was trying to rob me or something. I guess it is time for the Iron Man suit next time. I guess they wanted the Gallagher.

Pimp Trick becoming an UNSUB. Why do people wish to unleash the REAPER in me? Monger me that Batman.

[QUOTE=Jordan Sinatra; 1077502]Morning boys, had a dream about a WSW named Crean. She was a bigger girl but the good kind of big espically in the chest. We found a nice spot and dreamed FS for.60. All a nice well manned girl.

Only saw about 5 SW in my dream so the scenery wasn't the best.

Till next time[/QUOTE]Anyway to have that same dream? Thanks for sharing your successful dream!

[QUOTE=Deepbam;1079162]Anyway to have that same dream? Thanks for sharing your successful dream![/QUOTE]Sorry no digits. Also to be on the safe side I'll only share those with senior members.

Was looking for directions to the dream I understand we all need to be safe but isn't the point to share info?

[QUOTE=Jordan Sinatra;1079756]Sorry no digits. Also to be on the safe side I'll only share those with senior members.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Deepbam;1081863]Was looking for directions to the dream I understand we all need to be safe but isn't the point to share info?[/QUOTE][b]Can anyone recommend[/b] (for Deepbam) [b]some good sources for learning more about dreams and dream location? [/b]

[i][u]Do Hoes dream too? What are the dreams of a hoe like? [/i][/u]
[size=+2][b]Deepbam, stop chasin dreams![/size][/b]