Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=LuvTheWomen;1121541]....I wanted to find out what the private dances and VIP area were like.[/QUOTE]The regular lap dance area at Cheeks is now horrible, to put it mildly. It's just a single, small, beat-up couch [b][u]out in the open[/u][/b] with no surrounding walls. Since the lap dance area is visible to everyone now, no more breast kissing is allowed during lap dances. Cheeks has ruined its regular lap dance area. The club used to have a good one, but it dismantled the old wall-like dividers. Everyone at the stage and bar can now see what goes on during the lap dances, so no more kissy kissy on the nippy nippy.

Across the street at Wise Guys, things aren't much better. The VIP rooms for $50 for 15 minutes are super dark now. You can barely see anything inside those 2 VIP rooms. Couches are beat up too. Wise Guys used to have a good VIP Room but that room is now history. In its place are two smaller dingy rooms where there's barely enough light to see anything.

In Brooklyn, the Roxy's lap dance area is particularly bad because of its extraordinarily low lighting. When I was there last month, there were a couple ladies I wanted to get lap dances from, but decided against it for the sole reason that Roxy's lap dance area is so dark, it's hard to see the lady, and I'm a very visual kinda guy. So I went to a different club and got dances there. I don't know what some club managers are thinking. The lighting has to be better in several clubs' lap dance areas, and even in some clubs' VIP rooms. Complain about the lighting every chance you get. - Rosco

[QUOTE=Rosco2;1121723]Complain about the lighting every chance you get. - Rosco[/QUOTE]Be careful about going into a VIP room that is too dark. On a trip to Wise Guys last year I remember busting a nut all over a girl's tits and stomach. She wiped herself off on the couch cushions, then went right to that stage. I'd hate to see the look on the next guy's face when he took off his pants and sat down in a puddle of my spunk. I also don't want to think about the guy brave enough to suck on a stripper's titties.

[QUOTE=KC Questor;1121745]Be careful about going into a VIP room that is too dark. On a trip to Wise Guys last year I remember busting a nut all over a girl's tits and stomach. She wiped herself off on the couch cushions, then went right to that stage. I'd hate to see the look on the next guy's face when he took off his pants and sat down in a puddle of my spunk. I also don't want to think about the guy brave enough to suck on a stripper's titties.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the warning, KC. I'm sure your spunk is full of good-tasting proteins, though. So if I get some in my mouth after licking a stripper's titties, I won't mind. LOL :) - Rosco

[QUOTE=KC Questor;1121745]Be careful about going into a VIP room that is too dark. On a trip to Wise Guys last year I remember busting a nut all over a girl's tits and stomach. She wiped herself off on the couch cushions, then went right to that stage. I'd hate to see the look on the next guy's face when he took off his pants and sat down in a puddle of my spunk. I also don't want to think about the guy brave enough to suck on a stripper's titties.[/QUOTE]Yeah, you got to be careful whichever club you are in. Some dancers will carry baby wipes, tissues, or at least grab a few napkins from the bar but some just don't care. Twice at Pt's Brooklyn I watched dancers wipe my spunk off their hands onto the private dance booth. Neither girl even bothered to go back to the dressing room afterward either, they just wiped their hands off and went back to working the floor. Gross! Both times I wound up going back out to the car and grabbing a couple wipes from the monger kit and cleaning myself up because who the hell knows where their hands were before they got to me.

The GOOD dancers, the ones who give a shit about themselves, have some experience, and want repeat customers will take care of you by having baby wipes, tissues, or napkins and then take care of themselves and their next customer by cleaning themselves up properly in the dressing room. Usually they use baby wipes and if they don't slather on some scented lotion afterwards you can often smell that on them.

[QUOTE=Rosco2;1121955]Thanks for the warning, KC. I'm sure your spunk is full of good-tasting proteins, though. So if I get some in my mouth after licking a stripper's titties, I won't mind. LOL :) - Rosco[/QUOTE]Man I don't know about the rest of you guy's but the thought of my lip's even close to another guy's "spunk" just make's me feel a little nauseated. Rosco I wonder how healthy it is to be licking some guy's spunk off of a stripper's tittie's, look at all the chemical's and toxin's you are exposing yourself to from all the various perfume's and lotion's these gal's apply to their bodie's, you might be safer to just suck his dick that way you don't have to worry about any contaminated spunk.

[QUOTE=Jannisary;1122015]Yeah, you got to be careful whichever club you are in. Some dancers will carry baby wipes, tissues, or at least grab a few napkins from the bar but some just don't care. Twice at Pt's Brooklyn I watched dancers wipe my spunk off their hands onto the private dance booth.[/QUOTE]I'm happy with my recent experiences in WP, but now you have me wondering about PT's Brooklyn. This may be off-topic on the WP board, but I've been to PT's Brooklyn, and the whole place seemed like a hustle and an upsell without any reliable promises. This price for X, and more money for Y, and for even more money you can get Z, and neither X nor Y nor Z seemed to be things that would result in ultimate happiness. Just more money spent.

But it sounds like you've had a different experience. Can I ask how much a shrewd negotiator can expect to part with to have ultimate happiness at PT's, and which of the various X Y or Z services make that more likely?

[QUOTE=MojoMan; 1122162]I'm happy with my recent experiences in WP, but now you have me wondering about PT's Brooklyn. This may be off-topic on the WP board, but I've been to PT's Brooklyn, and the whole place seemed like a hustle and an upsell without any reliable promises. This price for X, and more money for Y, and for even more money you can get Z, and neither X nor Y nor Z seemed to be things that would result in ultimate happiness. Just more money spent.

But it sounds like you've had a different experience. Can I ask how much a shrewd negotiator can expect to part with to have ultimate happiness at PT's, and which of the various X Y or Z services make that more likely? [/QUOTE]Pt's Brooklyn can be a big hustle. I only have experience in the private dance booths. I've never tried the bedroom suite or the other VIP bs. Some girls can be very negotiable on the dances, others not at all. It can be a hit or miss thing even if the girl does seem willing. It seems to me that the ones really being pushy in their hustle are best left alone. They in my experience seem to be the ones who promise the world and then don't deliver in the booth.

[QUOTE=Ducky321;1122151]Man I don't know about the rest of you guy's but the thought of my lip's even close to another guy's "spunk" just make's me feel a little nauseated. Rosco I wonder how healthy it is to be licking some guy's spunk off of a stripper's tittie's, look at all the chemical's and toxin's you are exposing yourself to from all the various perfume's and lotion's these gal's apply to their bodie's, you might be safer to just suck his dick that way you don't have to worry about any contaminated spunk.[/QUOTE]Well, truth be told, Ducky, I have at times tasted some funky titties at strip clubs, and immediatley realized the tits had dried sperm on them. So if you want to avoid another man's sperm, then kissing the ladies' tits is not for you.

[QUOTE=Rosco2;1122474]Well, truth be told, Ducky, I have at times tasted some funky titties at strip clubs, and [b]immediatley[/b] realized the tits had dried sperm on them. So if you want to avoid another man's sperm, then kissing the ladies' tits is not for you.[/QUOTE]Rosco. Dude. How did you "immediately" realize it was dried jizz? I mean, wouldn't you just go "hmmm, that's funky. Didn't she shower or something?" Or have you just had so much jizz in your mouth, you knew exactly what you were tasting?

I'm just saying. To quote ol' monger friend of mine.

Hey Jackson, I will append all my ellipses that you keep taking out right here. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Went to Washington Park last Sunday, after I haven't been there in probably 2 years, maybe longer. Got to town at around 6:30 pm, and went straight to Dollies. 5 girls there, maybe 2 decent, but getting rushed because of shift change. I don't like getting rushed, so I went to Blondies. None there on day. 2 coming in for night shift.

C-Mowes and Wise Guys were similarly dead with one girl apiece, although Wise Guys looked like they had a nice day-shift, just looking at the girls as they were fully dressed and leaving the club. Back to Dollies to see night shift, got head from the deaf girl for 2 jacks, and went about my business.

Ironic side note: I drive a 18-wheeler, which is why I normally stick to Dollies / Ms. Kitty / Wise Guys. I specifically didn't drink, so I didn't have to sleep in town and risk having any problems. I didn't have any problems in Washington Park, but someone tried to steal something out of my trailer in Belleview, where I went to be "safer".

Only one tubby older workers was in Blondies Friday afternoon, Bunch of midale aged men at the bar. I was there for about 3 minutes.

Dollies, had the normal tallent, I know the nice young B chick, with niceest ass and legs, waha, she is my favorite. She will get all lost in the moment is you treat her right. I got my usual two releases, and was off to HW. I was a first timer there, nice cleen and up scail. One blond barby had pussy lips to die for, and she liked to show them off by pull both sides out, like two inches. A must see. She dident let me touch much in the privot bed rooms there.

[QUOTE=Ducky321;1122151]Man I don't know about the rest of you guy's but the thought of my lip's even close to another guy's "spunk" just make's me feel a little nauseated. Rosco I wonder how healthy it is to be licking some guy's spunk off of a stripper's tittie's, look at all the chemical's and toxin's you are exposing yourself to from all the various perfume's and lotion's these gal's apply to their bodie's, you might be safer to just suck his dick that way you don't have to worry about any contaminated spunk.[/QUOTE]I have shot my load on every one of the beds in the private area at Centerfolds / Crystal Palace. It was actually a "challenge" that a friend of mine put me up to last year. It took 3 months, but I did it. And I'm $300 richer for winning the bet. .

[QUOTE=Member #3213;1123171]I have shot my load on every one of the beds in the private area at Centerfolds / Crystal Palace. It was actually a "challenge" that a friend of mine put me up to last year. It took 3 months, but I did it. And I'm $300 richer for winning the bet. .[/QUOTE]I hope that was dancer assisted shooting cause otherwise that's just plain wrong.

If it was dancer assisted I might have to give Centerfolds another try.

[QUOTE=SouthernOne; 1095248]Broke my cherry by going to Blondie's last night for the first time.

I was there with someone who knows all the dancers and it turns out to be a very laid back place. (Kind of shocked because it has the cutnshoot rep.)

Had a few, visited with several that work elsewhere in the area and left.

There was some serious talent in a couple I saw that danced.

Later,

Southern One[/QUOTE]Does Blondies have a decent private dance area or just the VIP room? Sometimes I feel like some nice close exploratory fun before committing to an expensensive VIP room.

Since it is near Dollies off the beaten path, I guess daytime might be better for first time visit? Anyone know if daytime talent is better or worse than night time talent? The little I have read so far about this club seems to indicate a big hit or miss regarding talent and business in the club.