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[QUOTE=Malabar;2467096]Some guys have all the luck.
I wish you and yours all the best.
Highest Regards.
Mal.[/QUOTE]You Malabar and I as the longest running active members around should have a party to celebrate, unfortunately I am headed to Colombia for some much needed R&R.
Text ya constantly doesn't even scratch the surface, hell if ya looked up "blow up your phone" on wiki it would simply have her picture with the tagline "her" LOL.
[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2467191]Hey guys, I'm sure some of you remember a middle aged provider that used to incall over in Merritt Island. Tall, dirty blonde, with massive (cheap) bolt ons that used to go by Debbie. Had pretty decent reviews but would text you constantly. Well I was wondering if anyone knows if she's still around and if so, do you mind if I get her contact? She stopped texting me for awhile then I got a new monger phone so I lost contact.[/QUOTE]
Or Columbia, SC? I am headed to Columbia, SC. Would love help you celebrate! Wink.
Have a wonderful and safe trip!
Kelly.
Southern Hospitality.
[QUOTE=Hodar;2469149]You Malabar and I as the longest running active members around should have a party to celebrate, unfortunately I am headed to Colombia for some much needed R&R.[/QUOTE]
Anyone have any info on anyone providers in the titusville psj area. Please pm me some info. I'm looking to dream tonight.
Thanks guys.
I posted the below request a couple weeks ago. Several members of this esteemed literary club gave me good suggestions. As it turns out, my rendezvous with the married lady went well. We used the Motel 6 at the Malibar exit. It is back behind a shopping center, off the beaten path. They indeed had a room at 1 pm (not always the case) and the room for two set me back only $58. The date went well and I think Brevard will be seeing more of me in the future.
There was an interesting thing that happened. At registration they wanted to see both of our ID's. I have never had that happen before. A friend who is a SP told me later that many lower cost places do this and run background checks, looking for criminals. Good thing for me we are both upstanding citizens in our respective communities.
I will be trying some of the other suggestions you guys made. That said, if you don't know it, there is a legendary notel in Orlando named Geneva. It is rustic, at best, but clean, no ID required, cash only, and $27 gets you two hours. Parking lot cannot be seen from the street, which is a good SW zone. Notel management knows all the ladies. They even sell condoms. They also grind stumps, which is a story for another occasion. It is notel Nervana.
Again, thank you for all the great suggestions.
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2461466]I am a SM from Orlando lining up a rendezvous with a married lady who lives in Melbourne. I would appreciate a recommendation of a notel perhaps near Cocoa. Any suggestion is welcome.
C3.[/QUOTE]
Wayne Ivey's guest list is updated daily. Take a look and see if there are any names you recognize
[URL]http://74.191.70.79/newworld.aegis.webportal/Corrections/InmateInquiry.aspx[/URL]
:( Mystery solved.
Sorry to see this. Brevard's finest have more patience than we do. Again.
[QUOTE=DC248;2481752]Wayne Ivey's guest list is updated daily. Take a look and see if there are any names you recognize
[URL]http://74.191.70.79/newworld.aegis.webportal/Corrections/InmateInquiry.aspx[/URL]
:( Mystery solved.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DC248;2481752]Wayne Ivey's guest list is updated daily. Take a look and see if there are any names you recognize
[URL]http://74.191.70.79/newworld.aegis.webportal/Corrections/InmateInquiry.aspx[/URL][/QUOTE]Court costs of getting arrested. $$.
Paying state issued fines. $$.
Forking over savings for bond. $.
Knowing your photo shoot is immortalized in public records. Priceless.
[QUOTE=DC248;2481752]Wayne Ivey's guest list is updated daily. Take a look and see if there are any names you recognize
[URL]http://74.191.70.79/newworld.aegis.webportal/Corrections/InmateInquiry.aspx[/URL]
:( Mystery solved.[/QUOTE]To those of you who've contacted me, sorry to be so cryptic. But I'm not giving out names. If you already know the real name of any given person, search for it on that site. All you need to fill in is one search box, a last name (watch your spelling) usually is enough.
When viewing the search results pay special attention to the third field from the left [I][B]"In Custody"[/B][/I] and see if there is a [I][B]"Yes"[/B][/I] in that field.
[URL]http://74.191.70.79/newworld.aegis.webportal/Corrections/InmateInquiry.aspx[/URL]
[QUOTE=BrevardNewbie;2482469]I just read the Private Assistant's Ad in the Escort Section here and Lo and Behold she now accepts "average size and larger equipment"! Gezz, prior to this time only those of the very-well endowed type had the privilege of obtaining her services.
Now the million $ question is? What size is average? Are we on the honor system when calling her for a session? What if we are a few millimeters off? LOL. This is an example of supply side economics and she has changed her marketing model to attract more business.
Beware: "Below-average" Mongers stay away! LOL.
BN.[/QUOTE]Average is about 8" for a white guy, I've heard.
[QUOTE=H20Monger;2482692]Average is about 8" for a white guy, I've heard.[/QUOTE]Hmmm, I have told my female friends Large is 5. 5 inches and my special ruler is skewed just a bit!
I, for one, am going to run right out and buy a penis gauge to make sure I qualify. Don't want to be too facetious, but the ridicule she's getting really is self inflicted.
[QUOTE=BrevardNewbie;2482865]Hmmm, I have told my female friends Large is 5. 5 inches and my special ruler is skewed just a bit![/QUOTE]
Something about a hotdog being thrown down a hallway.
Echo. Echo. Echo.
[QUOTE=RobRoy5;2482931]I, for one, am going to run right out and buy a penis gauge to make sure I qualify. Don't want to be too facetious, but the ridicule she's getting really is self inflicted.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BrevardNewbie;2482865]Hmmm, I have told my female friends Large is 5. 5 inches and my special ruler is skewed just a bit![/QUOTE][URL]http://www.elitereaders.com/average-penis-size-countries/[/URL]
[QUOTE=Pman1971;2482938]Something about a hotdog being thrown down a hallway.
Echo. Echo. Echo.[/QUOTE]Its all relative and it truly doesn't matter. Even a 777 looks small in the bottom of the grand canyon. Ijs.