Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tee Time]I am not going down there. I know where you guys have been

Went to Seven Heaven on Ashland. Massuese was Diana. Massage was pretty good, teasing was good then it went downhill. On the flip she started quoting prices starting at. 6 HJ. I told her it would only be. 4. She said okay but pay me now. I said you did not give me the change from the $ at the door so you have already been paid.

As mentioned before I hate all this crap even though it was a friendly discussion. Anyway the relief was done with minimal interest. I will probably not repeat here. [/QUOTE]Good job T. T.

This $60 for HJ shit has got to stop. WTF are you/me letting them dictate the price for? Why even ask them how much? The last 3 times I have gone in the past 2 weeks, the most I spent was $30. I read that another guy had the same girl I had and spent $60 for a HJ. Same girl!

This has been covered before. T

[QUOTE=Tee Time]I am not going down there - I know where you guys have been:)

Went to Seven Heaven on Ashland. Massuese was Diana. Massage was pretty good, teasing was good then it went downhill. On the flip she started quoting prices starting at .6 HJ. I told her it would only be .4. She said okay but pay me now. I said you did not give me the change from the $ at the door so you have already been paid.

As mentioned before I hate all this crap even though it was a friendly discussion. Anyway the relief was done with minimal interest. I will probably not repeat here.[/QUOTE]Good job T.T.

This $60 for HJ shit has got to stop. WTF are we letting them dictate the price for? Why even ask them how much? The last 4 times I have gone in the past 2 weeks, to 3 different spas, the most I spent was $30. Not one complained. I read that another guy had the same girl I had and spent $60 for a HJ. Same girl!

This has been covered before.

THEY NEED US AS MUCH AS WE WANT THEM!

If you ask how much, they will always go high. ALWAYS! If they ask "How much will you pay me" tell them $30. If they say no, say OK just finish massage, I go with another girl next time or I will go to another spa. It works 99% of the time. You will get your finish. They are not your friends! They are not your GF! We are nothing more than a commission to them, no matter how much you like them or think they like you. It is a business and we are nothing to them. Sometimes, yes, but most of the time we are the fools, and I certainly have been one in the past. There is so much more I could say about the way they really feel about us, but again as I have said before, I dont want to type for 2 days.

Some of the very seasoned vets here know exactly what I am saying.

If nothing else, I'm consistently lying to myself. I headed out the other day convincing myself that I had the strength to walk past this place if I didn't see a hot Latina sitting at the front desk. Well, there was no hot Latina and true to form, I walked right in. I suck. I was handed off to one of the Asian chicks sitting up front (I'm guessing she was about 40). Not bad, but nothing worth getting excited about. I've not seen her before, so I got the 20 questions. I rattled off a couple of names of therapists that I've seen there and I got a pretty nice light touch massage on my back. She was a little apprehensive on the flip and guided my hand to mini me. Fine, I got the party started and let her jump in when she was comfortable, albeit in a very cautious manner. She was a little jumpy any time that she heard the front door open and kept me partially draped while she was rubbing out the knot. After several minutes, before the massage was finished, she washed her hands and said "okay, all done?" and I was like, uh nooo, I still have some tension here. It was kinda weird. Fortunately she squirted some more oil on me and finished the job, but damn it was strange.

Has anyone tried Heavenly Massage in Buffalo Grove?

(Conveniently located next to a Korean grocery store.

I've been to Senina a few times, but the last visit was a huge improvement. I didn't think it was really possible to have a GFE HS, but this girl did it (with a little coaxing).

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Gotta love election years.[/QUOTE]But why would you discuss the menu before the massage started happening? If I am going to jail, I at least want to make a cop give me a back rub first.

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Hey Chiguy, etal.

Your posting raises a question, which has probably been or is somewhere in the forum, but a search pulls up way to much on the subject.

So, my understanding is that LEO won't allow touching. I have found any escort or AMP usually will make/allow contact without discussing price. Once they make contact, I think you can assume they are not LEO

I'd be interested in knowing if anyone on here has been busted, and how it went down. What are other signs of LEO presence?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't put anything past LE. Once it gets to court, it's their word vs. yours. Who's the jury going to believe? The police officer in uniform or the guy charged with soliciting sex?

Advice for all those who overpay:

1. Be and act Cheap. They dont care. Dont walk in looking like a million bucks. I know, I know, sometimes it cant be helped. But at least remove your $6,895.00 wrist watch and leave it in the car
2. Read past posts and see what is the normal pay for service. Dont exceed it no matter how much money you have. There is much info here regarding standard rates. Try to get the service for a lower price. Make it a game for yourself. I have said this many times before, you can always pay the full price with the excuse - I'm sorry I misunderstood you.
3. With most of these places there is no need for negotiation if you give the right signs. They and you just KNOW. You just tell them what you are willing to pay and never, ever, show the money until the price has been agreed.
a. However, I will admit it does take an amount of experience to know how to give the right signs. Experience = 10 - 15 different spas visited with different attendants. I might have exceeded 200

With the above being said, it really doesnt matter because there will always be people who will overpay, for cars, furniture,sex etc

Some of these Chinese places are happy with a $20 tip for a HJ. Try it next time.

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Hey Chiguy, etal.

Your posting raises a question, which has probably been or is somewhere in the forum, but a search pulls up way to much on the subject.

Cops have a tight set of rule. Yes some rookie break them. but you usually wont find a rookie of a sw trap. usually vets. first never discuss price right away. let her get in and drive. watch your rear view mirror and watch her. you both should be looking in the mirror. A LE will not take a drive down the road with you. she will be worried about you killing her. also you can use the saying. I was just giving her a ride, if you didnt discuss prices.

Second no touching LE. Thats called intrapment. besides if you dated an LE before, you will know they r cold hearted b's who really dont like to be touched. usless on their on terms.

Rookie's will lie to the judge. but if you get a lawery. all charges will be dropped for lack of evidents.

For more safty. speak in codes to the sw. "hey how much is the toll between here and your spot"

Ok. now give me some help. I will be coming to Mchenry Illionis in a month so give me spots by way of PM.. strip clubs who do extra's in V.I.P

[QUOTE=Not Appearing]But why would you discuss the menu before the massage started happening? If I am going to jail, I at least want to make a cop give me a back rub first.[/QUOTE]

I have been seeing quite a few cases where LEO busts a spa then sets up a sting to get customers as well. This is the second time I have heard about it in SC. Completely overlooking the question of how it can be legal for them to hijiack a liscensed business and use it in a sting I am still left wondering about a few things.

Do they use the regular spa attendants or do they substitute female LEO? In all my years I don't remember ever seeing an asian female cop. I'm sure they are out there and I may have seen one and forgotten, but it seems they would certainly be rare. What are the chances of a small town PD having even one much less the 2-3 that would be needed to make the AMP seem "normal" to a experienced monger (ie mamasan at the door and a couple attendants going about their business)? If you went to what you knew was an AMP and ended up with a white, black or hispanic attendant wouldn't that automatically raise questions in your mind?

It seemed in that video that the guys arrested were still fully dressed when they made the arrest, which suggests that they made the deal prior to even undressing much less getting a massage. I have heard of regulars in certain spas going right to the extras with a girl they know well, but have never done that myself or even been offered the choice. Every visit I have had, even in places I was well known, started with an at least prefunctory massage before moving to negotiations. I would be suspicious if a attendant started trying to negotiate without going through the regular routine first, especially if I hadn't seen her before. With that in mind, do the UC officers actually do a massage/ table shower if you insist on it before negotiations? I have had some pretty bad massages in certain AMPs, but generally they come across as being experienced/comfortable with the process. It seems that a UC would stand out in her lack of experience, raising another flag.

Bottom line, I don't see how they could fool an experienced AMP customer. It seems like the normal AMP vibe would be off. For my part, I would never discuss extras until after the massage and only then if the attendant brings it up first and I was comfortable with the situation. I would also be suspicious if a girl I was seeing for the first time didn't do the 20 questions routine that they normally do to protect themselves.

[QUOTE=Waverid]I've been to Senina a few times, but the last visit was a huge improvement. I didn't think it was really possible to have a GFE HS, but this girl did it (with a little coaxing).[/QUOTE]You can put the info on the board. There are many here who have been there, and done that with her. It would also save you a lot of PM time.

They are all like that there, some it just takes more time than others.

And by the way welcome to the board. You actually gave a little report instead of asking for info.

Stopped by the old Lakeview Holistic yesterday for old time's sake. Extras can be had here again, but be careful what you wish for.

I had a Latina named Mary, about a 6. Pretty face but about 20 pounds overweight. Massage was a little too light, but the girl has a nice touch, very chatty and friendly, understood right away what I meant when I said "I've been coming here for years."

Then on the flip things went down hill -- out comes the extras menu!!!!! I ended up paying for a topless handshake. In short, the handshake was nice, the topless not so much. That had to be the greatest bra ever designed to make her breasts look decent. What a let down once it came off.

I'm in pretty decent shape, and I'm tired of fat chicks at the massage parlor.

As a penance, I'm repeating to myself 100 times -- "I will not pay a fat chick to take her closthes off EVER again." Feel free to join me.

[QUOTE=Surfer John]Has anyone tried Heavenly Massage in Buffalo Grove?

(Conveniently located next to a Korean grocery store.[/QUOTE]Think they are legit. Don't think extra can be had.

[QUOTE=Broome333]

Do they use the regular spa attendants or do they substitute female LEO? In all my years I don't remember ever seeing an asian female cop. I'm sure they are out there and I may have seen one and forgotten, but it seems they would certainly be rare. [/QUOTE]


You just live in the midwest. Go to California. [url]http://www.sfgov.org/site/police_index.asp?id=24103[/url] Not being sarcastic, but as one of my good Korean American friends who grew up in San Diego says: "SoCal? Sh*t, we own that place. We're everywhere."

[QUOTE=Surfer John]Has anyone tried Heavenly Massage in Buffalo Grove?

(Conveniently located next to a Korean grocery store.[/QUOTE]

Covered in the Evanxton and other north Suburban forums over and over again.

Mostly legit until you have dropped thousands of dollars there and then you might get an HJ. You WILL get a great massage. One of the best for a real massage