Classic Clayton ruined by idiot phone callers
Man, I have never experienced this before. Went in for my first time in a little while. Great massage. Until about fifteen minutes in. Phone rang, masseuse leaves to answer. She puts it on speaker. It's a teenager or a college-aged guy asking "Do you guys give good massages?" then flat out asks in a sorry-excuse for a 'sexy voice' "Do you do happen endings?" Masseuse laughs, says no and hangs up.
He calls again five minutes later. Trying to use a *different* voice asking, again, if they give happy endings. The girls there laugh but when they hang up, they're flustered and annoyed.
And THEN, he comes into the place. Third time my masseuse leaves, this time to meet him at front desk. I don't think she realized it was the same guy from the phone call. I knew it instantly from his voice. Someone asks him how old he is and he says "20-something". The girls are very confused at this point, and they do let him back into one of the rooms.
I wasn't there for the outcome. I left marginally 'happy' at this point. Still. Oh my god. What an idiot.