Water may forget, but mongers would do well remember
Every word below from TheDrowned was earned by him taking the time and his own treasure to learn by experience.
New hobbyists can should commit this list to memory.
Experienced hobbyists should raise a glass of cheer in honor of TheDrowned for sharing such wisdom, so succinctly.
Well done, my friend.
Happy St Patrick's Day to all. And always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5828182]Sometimes, I like the thrill of the hunt. The board is great and advertisements are always a positive source of discovering whether extras can be ascertained at an AMP, but they aren't all that necessary and by paying close attention and looking out for obvious signs and signals you could pretty much leave any session happy.
Here are some tips and tricks I use to scout out a potential AMP starting with one BE mentioned above.
1) Name changing Spas. If you see a sign that list the name of the spa and it's a different title than what's listed online, chances are it's Asian Massage Parlor that has either changed ownership and / or quick way to circumvent the prying eyes of the law. Legit AMPs are staples, they aren't changing their name or owners anytime soon because they aren't looking for a quick buck and aren't usually doing anything illegal so they have no need to buy and sell quick. Perfect example of this is current Queen therapy in Franconia. Before that it was called New Paradise and before that Palm Tree Therapy; all different owners but an AMP that offers extras. Of course there's also exceptions to the rule but it is a sign to look out for nonetheless.
2) as the name AMP states, typically they are asian owned and operated. If English is not their native language than the odds are in your favor that extras might be on the table during the massage. From my experience the worse the masseuse grasp of the English language is there is a positive correlation that a HE can be achieved. Again always communicate, and be friendly, polite, and understanding. Don't be a creep but manners and a warm smile can be understood universally so always be a gentleman and that can crush any language barrier and help you achieve your goals.
3) Location Location Location. AMPs generally operate in discreet areas, usually office medical office buildings and not places near malls and shopping centers where there's thousands of prying eyes from neighbors. Some AMPs will be in old and delapitated buildings while some are in nice and expensive areas of town. The decor is usually minimalist in nature. The less there is inside the better indication that extras are going to be available. Most AMPs won't bother with keeping the place looking nice and immaculate since a) they're looking for quick and easy money and b) not looking for longevity (hence the changing of management and spa names). Again always exceptions to the rule, spa sung for example looks like a legit massage parlor, in fact I might argue it looks more nicer than most legit places. They have a fire place and many massage rooms with expensive looking decor. But, it's also in a medical office building on a discreet (out of street view) side.
4) Pay attention to what your masseuse is wearing. If they are done up in make up and looking sexy. That's probably intentional. This was more prevalent at the PG county FS AMPs but the girls there were most often wearing very little (tiny one piece dress with skirts exposing their ass and titsFS is definitely on the menu in this case since its easy to remove and put on again)Most standard NOVA AMPs will have the girls wearing regular clothes and yoga pants but don't be afraid to feel around and engage with them, a slight caress of the thigh or squeeze of the butt. If they slap your hand and scream at you, chances are you're in a legit massage parlor hahaha. But if they are game they'll have you flip and negotiations can begin. Don't be afraid of failure, but also don't be a creepy. Laugh and be playful.
5) You can sometimes consult classic Google to get an idea about whether or not a place is a typical AMP. Look at the photos they use on the Google ad. Do you see hot stones and massage tables? Or do you see flirty Chinese / Korean models in skimpy clothes? No legit massage place is going to use the latter, so good change this place is offering extras. Check the reviews as well, a lot of positive reviews of males saying they had a good time or left happy are good indicators. On the flip side if you see a lot of reviews from women here then maybe not. Always exception to the rules and YMMV.
6) Don't be afraid to ask. After the massage of course. Never ask if a place does happy endings when you first get there or over the phone that's just stupid. But when the massage is finished you can ask the provider if they're comfortable touching your junior. The worst response you'll get is a firm no. No harm no foul.
But this is not an exhaustive list but some tips and tricks you can use to scent out an AMP. Feel free to add anything I may have left out but newbies can take note of these simple tricks when looking for new AMPs that may not be known to the board or advertised heavily. Just don't forget to write about your experiences. Let us eat voraciously and overindulge.
Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.[/QUOTE]
Mimi the ice princess at Angel Spa
I am sure all will agree that Linda is the loveliest creatures ever to inhabit an AMP. What more can be said about her gentle and relaxed nature, although FS is not available, she offers an intimate and always delightful session. I have seen her several times now in the last two months, and I like going there, but to give it a break I decided to set a date with her understudy and sensation, Mimi. Linda speaks highly of her, and it sounded like a fun time.
Last week at 1 pm on a Wednesday I booked a date with this super star. This was lunch time so it may have been a bad time.
I can tell within the first few seconds if there is going to be a connection with a woman, not just at an AMP but life in general. Women are woman. I arrive at the allotted time, Mimi opens the door, and I am greeted by a very young, slender, and attractive lady. A real doll.
Maybe she was nervous or just uninterested, but I didn't feel comfortable, and this is rarely the case. She was polite but, cold and detached. Very mechanical. I pay the $80 entrance fee; she comes back with change and leads me out to the table shower. Never a smile.
The TS in the AMP business is the perfect place to break the ice. In this case I had an ice cube on my hands. I tried to chat her up like I usually do, she responded but in short sentences. Besides her English being very good she didn't say much or ask and questions.
Back to the room. She makes me comfortable leaves and returns after she washes. She starts her massage and the doorbell rings; she excuses herself and greets another monger. Linda is in the next room laughing it up with a client who booked 30 minutes. I know this because I am listening to their conversation, at this point what's going on next door is much more interesting. When Mimi returns, she continues the massage and within 10 minute the bell rings again. This time Linda gets up, but Mimi follows, and they are conversing in Korean. She soon returns and apologizes. By this time, I'm starting to doze off. Soon I can hear her removing her cloths and she starts this blowing on my back while running her fingers up and down my spine. It was a nice tingling sensation but nothing very special. Maybe her way of starting things off in the right direction. Now the phone is ringing, several times. Linda always keeps the phone with her when she is with a client. She is interrupting her session to answer questions from the caller. It's annoying and I can hear the entire conversation. This happened three times in 30 minutes.
Mimi now is doing a little better, so I turn over, I'm showing some arousal now, she notices, says wow, and proceeds to get a handful of cream and starts a nice stroke, but I am not ready yet. I stop and get her to lay down so that I can get a lay of the land. Her hand full of cream is now hanging above her head and she appears politely annoyed. Her body is nice, but she looked better in her shorts. Nice A's but not great for a woman her young age. Don't get me wrong, this is a beautiful girl but she's uninspired. There's no "thrill of the chase" here. I gently lick her nipples and then I proceed slowly down to her midsection and then between her legs, she allows this, but I can tell she is not involved, and this makes me feel awkward. I turn around and motion her to finish. Giving credit where credit is due, the HJ was well administered. She knows what she is doing.
To conclude, maybe it was me or she was nervous, but it was a real downer. I've had a good run these last 6 months with several very nice ladies. I am sure that in the hands of a younger gent things may be a lot better as this is truly a pretty woman, but many a time a less attractive woman will score a 10 in the attitude department because she needs to work harder, which may translate into a more pleasurable experience for both. I tipped her well, like I do Linda but maybe I shouldn't have. It doesn't matter I would not repeat.
Additionally, this place has gotten too busy, on top of all the interruptions, on the way out there were two cars idling next to mine with mongers awaiting their turn. It was a cold day.
The place is taking on a sense of "sloppy seconds", as if you must wait in line for service.
I think I am going to TOFTT somewhere.
Regards.
Pine tree (third time not the charm)
I've been to this AMP like 3 times past 10 days my latest adventure went like this. Arrived and met with Mimi Cute older lady but not granny old. She was in small tight dress that was kinda sexy. Very excited and happy to see me. For me that's always a red flag and warning to me. No female is ever happy to see me. We get to the room and she's like get naked now. I come back. I get naked pay the fee. Last couple of time have been frustrated with having to stop to get money. So I went old school for the old timers on this board. I took my money and put under my watch and phone on the table. When she comes back to the room, she spots that money like a hawk. Goes abs grabs it so fast counts and leaves. Let me tell you guys it was so fast, it was all I could do in disbelief was just freeze and think WTF.
She comes back and gets naked. Tells me to flip.
In 30 seconds starts rubbing me goes to CBJ when I'm still soft and starts jacking me like crazy. I'm like slow down. , I want to f. She's like this is better so she won't stop the jacking even when I say please stop, at that point I could feel the eruption coming and I just cum to get it over to make it stop. She keeps telling me this was better because I blew such a big load. I couldn't get out fast enough. Done with this place. Min is gone and her I like.
Water forgets the drown or something, Momger out.
Mimi from smile therapy and cindy from reston wellness. Any info?
I was just wondering if anyone had any info on Mimi from smile therapy and Cindy from reston wellness. How big are their tits? How are their nipples? Would very much appreciate any info since I passed down my top 5 list, LOL.
