Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jokester1;6858388]Bill is a lawyer. A good lawyer is very precise in word choices. He actually said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky. " The most common definition of sexual relations is "sexual intercourse. " All the evidence to date indicates it was always oral sex, not intercourse. Technically, he did not lie as he could rely on the "intercourse" definition. Very lawyerly. He was certainly foolish, but definitely not careless in his word choices.[/QUOTE]Actually, under the law, oral "sex" is considered "sexual penetration" and therefore considered sex. For whatever political reasons he was wrong in his attempt of "hair splitting" but got away with it anyway (well, at least till Hillary caught up to him)!

[QUOTE=FriskyFrankie;6859429]Actually, under the law, oral "sex" is considered "sexual penetration" and therefore considered sex. For whatever political reasons he was wrong in his attempt of "hair splitting" but got away with it anyway (well, at least till Hillary caught up to him)![/QUOTE]I would imagine the definition depends on the law in a particular jurisdiction--at any rate he did not deny "sexual penetration" or "oral sex" or "blowjobs," only "sexual relations. " Very fuzzy lawyerspeak.

Just toftt because no one was very helpful in my last post but in the spirit of sharing, I just had a great massage with plenty of fun offered. Asian MILF 50 busty natural petite with huge Haley Cummings tits. Google her if you aren't familiar with her funbags. Provider was awesome in all her natural floppy glory. AMP not in the nicest area of pompano though, that's the only drawback. If you have some Intel to share with me in return, feel free to PM me for her info. And fuck all you assholes that have been keeping her to yourselves. Hahahaaaa.

[QUOTE=JRam49;6860019]Just toftt because no one was very helpful in my last post but in the spirit of sharing, I just had a great massage with plenty of fun offered. Asian MILF 50 busty natural petite with huge Haley Cummings tits. Google her if you aren't familiar with her funbags. Provider was awesome in all her natural floppy glory. AMP not in the nicest area of pompano though, that's the only drawback. If you have some Intel to share with me in return, feel free to PM me for her info. And fuck all you assholes that have been keeping her to yourselves. Hahahaaaa.[/QUOTE]Well, now that you mention it, I shared intell with you, and I'm still waiting for reciprocity, and this post shares no useful info either, so I don't know what your beef is, buddy.

[QUOTE=JRam49;6860019]Just toftt because no one was very helpful in my last post but in the spirit of sharing, I just had a great massage with plenty of fun offered. Asian MILF 50 busty natural petite with huge Haley Cummings tits. Google her if you aren't familiar with her funbags. Provider was awesome in all her natural floppy glory. AMP not in the nicest area of pompano though, that's the only drawback. If you have some Intel to share with me in return, feel free to PM me for her info. And fuck all you assholes that have been keeping her to yourselves. Hahahaaaa.[/QUOTE]Hi,

I shared info on Hylan (Helen) with you.

What provider are you talking about here? A link would be nice.

There seems to be an influx of Latinas in a hotel in Deerfield Beach. Anybody partake? Claim to be independent but find it hard to believe that many in one hotel doesn't have a handler. PM Me if needed.

[QUOTE=OralWonder;6860200]Hi,

I shared info on Hylan (Helen) with you.

What provider are you talking about here? A link would be nice.[/QUOTE]Sent you pm.

Sounds like Miya at Tsubomi Spa in Pompano. If you are talking about her then I would agree on the big tits but that's about it. Service is okay, definitely not on the level of something like Seven Star. I've done my fair share of research and Intel and can say that we probably won't see something like Seven Star for the foreseeable future in Broward. Miami seems to be more promising but it also won't be as great as what we had in the past.

[QUOTE=JRam49;6860019]Just toftt because no one was very helpful in my last post but in the spirit of sharing, I just had a great massage with plenty of fun offered. Asian MILF 50 busty natural petite with huge Haley Cummings tits. Google her if you aren't familiar with her funbags. Provider was awesome in all her natural floppy glory. AMP not in the nicest area of pompano though, that's the only drawback. If you have some Intel to share with me in return, feel free to PM me for her info. And fuck all you assholes that have been keeping her to yourselves. Hahahaaaa.[/QUOTE]

I need a little help guys.

I'll be in Ft. Lauderdale for one day while passing through on a cruise ship and was wondering if any of the massage shops on SE 17th St. West of the bridge have special menus? I'd settle for a HJ, but FS would be nice. I've checked RM & have gone thru the forum & can't find anything regarding those particular massage shops.

Any intel you can share with me would be appreciated. And if you'd rather not broadcast suggestions on the forum, please feel free to send me a private message.

Thanks..Goldminer.

Any of those AMPs by the airport / cruise port are HE spots. For the sake of pricing, I would suggest pretending to be a local and not bring luggage with you if you can avoid it. Don't take a yellow taxi. It's not a huge deal, but I can see you getting a little rushed and paying $20 more than you have to. AMP rates are generally $70/ hour. A slick negotiator might say he saw an ad online for $60/ hr and see if they honor it. An accepted tip for basic service is $40. If she's attractive and under 35, maybe $50. Some others may have better info for you on where to find the best talent, but at any of those places-HK, 17th Oriental, etc, you should get a decent massage + HJ ( hour) for $110.

[QUOTE=PiperStick2121;6860269]There seems to be an influx of Latinas in a hotel in Deerfield Beach. Anybody partake? Claim to be independent but find it hard to believe that many in one hotel doesn't have a handler. PM Me if needed.[/QUOTE]If you provide even a clue, we may be able to know what you are speaking of.

[QUOTE=ScorpioSex;6855869]She's real. Saw her tonight, very sweet and beautiful girl.

She is a bit selective with who she sees, so don't be surprised if she wants to talk or video chat before you get her address.

No Sex but otherwise it was a very good time and she's very lenient with her time, especially if she feels comfortable with you.[/QUOTE]If you ask her to have some wine she will give you a BJ or Sex. There is a reason the bed is next to the table. She puts on a strong game but she is easy to convince.

[QUOTE=Rustys;6861114]Any of those AMPs by the airport / cruise port are HE spots. For the sake of pricing, I would suggest pretending to be a local and not bring luggage with you if you can avoid it. Don't take a yellow taxi. It's not a huge deal, but I can see you getting a little rushed and paying $20 more than you have to. AMP rates are generally $70/ hour. A slick negotiator might say he saw an ad online for $60/ hr and see if they honor it. An accepted tip for basic service is $40. If she's attractive and under 35, maybe $50. Some others may have better info for you on where to find the best talent, but at any of those places-HK, 17th Oriental, etc, you should get a decent massage + HJ ( hour) for $110.[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot Rustys! That's very helpful. And actually, I'll be walking because I'm staying on the ship and it sails in the afternoon at 5:00 so it's easy to pretend to be a local except for my white legs that barely have a tan. I appreciate the pricing info too.

And Oriental Massage on 17th was actually my target so it sounds like I should be having some fun.

Take care. Goldminer.

I feel like I have asked about her before but I don't remember, had anyone seen her?

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-karan-giving-24-massage/7728597977.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=SolidSnake17;6863172]I feel like I have asked about her before but I don't remember, had anyone seen her?

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-karan-giving-24-massage/7728597977.html[/URL][/QUOTE][URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4355-Craigslist-Advertiser-Reviews&p=6827134&viewfull=1[/URL]#post6827134.

Start from there and go up.

I was visiting a week ago and stopped at Hong Hong Spa. 2 girls to choose, I chose to go in with Mimi cause she was the cutest one, mid-30's with a decent body. Very good massage and then on the flip she asked what I wanted. I settled on BJ / boom boom for. $. 6. Eventually she got me to fill up the bag. Cleaned up and I was on the way.

Mimi definitely good option.

Since yall already got that part up. Drop me a DM if you know who I'm referring to please.

[QUOTE=MattHearty;6858255]My friend told me about some good services he had here on "advertisement" Blvd east of 441. This place got a few bad reviews listed as fake on rmaps. His first time was great with Emma / Ava, really friendly, great massage and otc roaming, the massage was great, from both sides and then climbed up and focused on the upper and lower back. OTF he told me she offered the whole gusto. Very playful and very vocal. Only Mish and K9 allowed.

He came back here and asked for her and appparently she isn't there, checked a week after and same thing, they said she is no longer there.

The other 2 were mediocre from what I heard. One was a very slim narrow look and the other gave mamasan vibes but better than the slender. Sub par from what I understand compared to Emma / Ava.

"If anyone has any intel my friend would love to see her again".[/QUOTE]

Stopped by V Spa yesterday. Seems like it may have changed hands again. No Jessica and the kinda cute girl working there had no clue who she is.

Barry D.

[QUOTE=BarryDebonne;6865614]Stopped by V Spa yesterday. Seems like it may have changed hands again. No Jessica and the kinda cute girl working there had no clue who she is..[/QUOTE]She said she was going up north for a few months. Anyone have a recommendation for similar services. She was the goat.

Pass by Luna Azul yesterday and I saw a provider name Leidy Cuban girl, who was mainly plastic, anyway I gave her my tip of 240. She says that what is the rest of it and I said the rest of what and she said the money because she wanted 320 and I gave her 240. She told me oh now it's a quick visit. Which pissed me off because on the ad it said 240 flat rate. The session was Rushed so I had unfortunately given in and gave 70 extra for a longer session and then afterwards it was the standard CBJ then we switched a couple positions, and then I popped in little jimmy, but needless to say, I will not be seeing that one again. And I saw a girl who was cuter so next time when I do go back, I will get her instead of Leidy. Total damage 310.

Personality 3/10 Looks 6/10 Obligation 3/10.

Went to usual place I visit when I am in town, asian massage place with good massage and service. They has a little thick latina there. I got her number and we met up outside as inside she wouldn't go farther. But is this new or happens time to time?

Moderator said it was made by the spa and to ignore.

[QUOTE=MrSavage3;6850036]So I have been a lurker on here for quite some time. Read all the amazing reviews and all. Now is the time.

Took a trip to Hong Hong Spa, MiMi is mid 30's long black hair, very nice man made B / C,very friendly I was there early so no waiting, normal body slide (must admit she needed to clean up it was a little stubbly) TS cat bath Tuma, bbj then back to the room lite tease more body slide more tuma (she spread me and went deep) flip bbj and 69 very tasty then on went the cover legs on shoulders, then cow girl finished dog with my thumb in the brown eye.

All in all a very satisfying visit (house plus $220).[/QUOTE]

Has anyone get lucky with Ane?

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44284/[/URL]

[QUOTE=MiamiOwnz;6868089]Has anyone get lucky with Ane?

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44284/[/URL][/QUOTE][URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7313-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6452670&highlight=44284[/URL]#post6452670 but YMMV you never know. Go try and report back.

[QUOTE=WolfOffTl;6867003]Went to usual place I visit when I am in town, asian massage place with good massage and service. They has a little thick latina there. I got her number and we met up outside as inside she wouldn't go farther. But is this new or happens time to time?[/QUOTE]Any info of the place?

[QUOTE=Gringo2123;6867248]Moderator said it was made by the spa and to ignore.[/QUOTE]Thank you! Makes sense.

I made an appointment there based on a couple of reviews here and it was an absolute joke. Old, fat woman only provided handjob and complained about tip. Never again!

Can we get these fake reviews deleted and accounts banned?

[QUOTE=BarryDebonne;6865614]Stopped by V Spa yesterday. Seems like it may have changed hands again. No Jessica and the kinda cute girl working there had no clue who she is..[/QUOTE]Took a chance with the new girl. Was genetic service. Nowhere near Jessica. Her name is Lee Lee but did mention she is only there this week. So probably someone else will be there next week.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46722/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46533/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46264/[/URL]

Alright boys did the leg work for you. Again LOL.

The business is located in an office park. I would say pretty discreet still though, and the business is unassuming from the outside, tinted windows, no flashy signs. Easy parking. Latin girls with Latina boss. Business has Yelp page. $170 I would strongly imagine includes tip. I would not leave a penny more if you don't get tip-worthy service. I did not get tip-worthy service, left Natalia $165, and she seemed content. She tried telling me $300 for "everything" next time. Part of me is dubious that everything doesn't not mean everything, but if it does, and it actually includes 30 min of massage, I could see a lot of you paying that.

Massage was average. Probably not LMT, but seems like she tries. Different modalities, stretching, etc.

Not a bad experience. Clean place. Too overpriced to repeat. Most of you don't need to pay a middle aged Latina $300 LOL. You can get a smoking 20 year old for that.

[QUOTE=Rustys;6869595][URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46722/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46533/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46264/[/URL]

Alright boys did the leg work for you. Again LOL.

The business is located in an office park. I would say pretty discreet still though, and the business is unassuming from the outside, tinted windows, no flashy signs. Easy parking. Latin girls with Latina boss. Business has Yelp page. $170 I would strongly imagine includes tip. I would not leave a penny more if you don't get tip-worthy service. I did not get tip-worthy service, left Natalia $165, and she seemed content. She tried telling me $300 for "everything" next time. Part of me is dubious that everything doesn't not mean everything, but if it does, and it actually includes 30 min of massage, I could see a lot of you paying that.

Massage was average. Probably not LMT, but seems like she tries. Different modalities, stretching, etc.

Not a bad experience. Clean place. Too overpriced to repeat. Most of you don't need to pay a middle aged Latina $300 LOL. You can get a smoking 20 year old for that.[/QUOTE]Looks like the place to go if someone is into pricey, chubby Latinas with an attitude.

Um, where does one get a smoking hot 20 something for $300?

Besides, there was a great review on this board about the provider in the 2nd link you attached.

[QUOTE=Rustys;6869595][URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46722/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46533/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46264/[/URL]

Alright boys did the leg work for you. Again LOL.

The business is located in an office park. I would say pretty discreet still though, and the business is unassuming from the outside, tinted windows, no flashy signs. Easy parking. Latin girls with Latina boss. Business has Yelp page. $170 I would strongly imagine includes tip. I would not leave a penny more if you don't get tip-worthy service. I did not get tip-worthy service, left Natalia $165, and she seemed content. She tried telling me $300 for "everything" next time. Part of me is dubious that everything doesn't not mean everything, but if it does, and it actually includes 30 min of massage, I could see a lot of you paying that.

Massage was average. Probably not LMT, but seems like she tries. Different modalities, stretching, etc.

Not a bad experience. Clean place. Too overpriced to repeat. Most of you don't need to pay a middle aged Latina $300 LOL. You can get a smoking 20 year old for that.[/QUOTE]

Pass by Health beauty spa and do 1/2 hr service. Massage a little better than some of the AMP that I've been thru. Provider name is yoyo and after flipping ask what I want HJ, BJ or boom boom. I said boom boom. We proceed without asking any roses. Will repeat once am in the area.

[QUOTE=Bato5613;6873115]Pass by Health beauty spa and do 1/2 hr service. Massage a little better than some of the AMP that I've been thru. Provider name is yoyo and after flipping ask what I want HJ, BJ or boom boom. I said boom boom. We proceed without asking any roses. Will repeat once am in the area.[/QUOTE]Where is this place? Feel free to PM or leave info here.

Markshoe69.

[QUOTE=Bato5613;6873115]Pass by Health beauty spa and do 1/2 hr service. Massage a little better than some of the AMP that I've been thru. Provider name is yoyo and after flipping ask what I want HJ, BJ or boom boom. I said boom boom. We proceed without asking any roses. Will repeat once am in the area.[/QUOTE]What was total damage?

[QUOTE=WolfOffTl;6867003]Went to usual place I visit when I am in town, asian massage place with good massage and service. They has a little thick latina there. I got her number and we met up outside as inside she wouldn't go farther. But is this new or happens time to time?[/QUOTE]Check your DMs when you can brother.

[QUOTE=Bato5613;6873115]Pass by Health beauty spa and do 1/2 hr service. Massage a little better than some of the AMP that I've been thru. Provider name is yoyo and after flipping ask what I want HJ, BJ or boom boom. I said boom boom. We proceed without asking any roses. Will repeat once am in the area.[/QUOTE]Willing to share info? Tried PMing but your inbox is full.

[QUOTE=BadAssCb91;6873725]What was total damage?[/QUOTE]Total roses purchased 130.

[QUOTE=Bato5613;6875118]Total roses purchased 130.[/QUOTE]Correction total rose 180 not 130.

[QUOTE=MYCookie;6851667]Any Intel on this one?

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/hollywood/body-rubs/3241285[/URL][/QUOTE]I now wonder if she is real, tooooo gooooddd to be true.

[QUOTE=BadAssCb91;6877345]I now wonder if she is real, tooooo gooooddd to be true.[/QUOTE]Photo is not her.

My masseuse was early 30's, petite & cute, B-cups, and spoke excellent English, but I forgot to get her name. Massage was fairly good though not excellent. First time ever getting a very slow, sensuous, & VERY effective HJ while still face down. Geez it felt great. And all this while wifey was across the hallway being tended to my someone else.

And a bonus too. Embassy Suites literally right across the street, we'll be staying there so I can enjoy more good times at Oriental whenever we're in town waiting to catch a ship. I just wish their rates were a little lower. At home around Olympia, Washington, we only pay $90 for 90 minutes.

Appreciate your help Rustys. Drop me a line if you ever make it up to the PAC NW & I give you some AMP tips around Seattle & in Olympia.

Happy hunting.. Goldminer.