Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Helibro; 1469683]Brothers,

Lived in DC a decade ago (been to green, supra, Rio, m, k, Penn ave, etc.) and back for a short visit (until Fri). Would a brother please PM me if any of the above have lights? If not, any recommendations on drama free company for outcall would be appreciated. Favors returned for intel.[/QUOTE]I think one called Shell Green is open. It is on North Capital at the corner of P nw. I think. Never been before but have read about it a few time. Do a little google searching for the number you will find it, I am not sure of what it is. I have not been to a parlor for a long time.

[QUOTE=OverPowerd; 1467824]Humm the title is very appropriate I have long spent my time in the shadows of this forum and learned much from many of you. Now its time you ravage my mind however only as much as I will allow. I will save you my fantastic life story as a super hero by day and a bong artist by night. But I will tell you that I have taken your advise and have grown by leaps and bounds and now I am ready to report. However how does one like myself get deflowered? Hummm I know I want in your inner circle too ya know so pm me and if you have the right amount of posts and I see that your pasts posts are sexy and informative I will feed you info of my recent blessing.

If I don't reply please don't feel hurt cause I think I will cap my reply off to the top "Two" (after all this is my playground were talking about here I don't need no parade backing up my schedule). I will leave it up to them to distribute this knowledge to the masses.

OK now for a little freebee to the masses I recently visited a therapeutic spot a few weeks ago in Annandale not far from ill Mee that deserves some looking into lets just say I got the best massage from Lilly she has the best smallest hands and a great technique everyone was friendly and the cantered to me with compassion and a very mi casa es tu casa attitude. I like this place it seems standard but YMMV however its not my main spot.

P. S For this and all my future posts please excuse my grammar I have many mental disorders that prevent me from forming proper sentences (I suffer from a rare from of mal-edubacation, ADD, Dyslexia, WOW, and I could keep going).

Chaio for now

I got to go out no time for proof reading sry and nice to meet you guys and gals.[/QUOTE]You are just plain stupid. Before you waste a lot of time on this board, I suggest you at least learn some basic English (including spelling) and then go get some help for whatever other afflictions, deficiencies, or shortcomings you may have. Then, and only then, should you either find someone to fuck or (better yet) go fuck yourself.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1469959]You are just plain stupid. Before you waste a lot of time on this board, I suggest you at least learn some basic English (including spelling) and then go get some help for whatever other afflictions, deficiencies, or shortcomings you may have. Then, and only then, should you either find someone to fuck or (better yet) go fuck yourself.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Guess you can't be friendly and kid around here too many tight asses LOL. As I said I am a long time admire of this forum. I would request that you pm me any comments instead of filling up vital board space with your presumed grander no one comes here to see you type drama. You guys are just making your selves look bad now LOL.

Thank you in advance.

Op

[QUOTE=Majaja;1469944]I think one called Shell Green is open. It is on North Capital at the corner of P nw. I think. Never been before but have read about it a few time. Do a little google searching for the number you will find it, I am not sure of what it is. I have not been to a parlor for a long time.[/QUOTE]Its closed.

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1469959]You are just plain stupid. Before you waste a lot of time on this board, I suggest you at least learn some basic English (including spelling) and then go get some help for whatever other afflictions, deficiencies, or shortcomings you may have. Then, and only then, should you either find someone to fuck or (better yet) go fuck yourself.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Lex, did you notice following from his post.

[QUOTE]If I don't reply please don't feel hurt cause I think I will cap my reply off to the top "Two" (after all this is my playground were talking about here I don't need no parade backing up my schedule). I will leave it up to them to distribute this knowledge to the masses.[/QUOTE]This "OverPowerd" seems lunatic, he had 3 posts and he is acting like he knows everything, plus, he is giving information about a dump in Annandale. Thanks buddy we don't need you help.

Is anyone going to post any reviews or are you all just going to continue to ***** at each other?

[QUOTE=Je2010;1471783]Is anyone going to post any reviews or are you all just going to continue to ***** at each other?[/QUOTE]I wish we could review something, but there is only one AMP open in DC that I know of, and its only HE Northern Virginia style everything else is closed. Only independents available, and that could go in the BP or Escort section.

Sad times.

DI

[QUOTE=Je2010;1471783]Is anyone going to post any reviews or are you all just going to continue to ***** at each other?[/QUOTE]Hey look there are reasonable people here. Finally someone that gets it. Not some want to be thugs saying mean s*t just to try to look hard on a forum. You ladies really think you intimidate me? You just lost some good Intel is all and it was free what a deal and a huge fail on your part IMO. Next time someone is offering to hook you guys up I hope you treat them with more courtesy instead of trying to show off your chest pounding cause that's so ghetto. Maybe some of you have all your connections here already but there are people that could have benefited from my finding. I know I could have when I first started out.

Have a great weekend.

GB

I went to check a place out in Annandale off of Backlick Road. That was closed last month due to plumbing. Anyways their parking lot looked full so I decided to wait till a few guys left so I had a cig. I should have know by the unhappy expression on the patrons faces that something was up. So after the lot clears a bit I go up and ring the bell. Tina greeted me and walked me in. She's seemed like a nice lady in her early to late forties. The body on her was amazing she's about 5' 32-34 be 22-32 Kinda had a surfers body great legs and a gentle touch. She gave me a real long table shower with decent attention to my boys I fell asleep. Then she dried me and took me too the room for a massage. Now here is were it goes from good to bad (warning "up sell" coming up). Her massage was basically a poke here and a gentle rub there boring and well I tried to make the best of it but she was just too new or maybe she was having some sort of pains herself she was also very quit. Then came the flip and she grabbed my boys and started to stroke the shaft and tip with lotion and she looks at me and says you have tip for me. I said yes baby its on the table. Gentlemen now I always leave the money on the table I don't know how you do it I just always do it that way and the good one always know. Either she was being polite or again was too new at the biz to notice my intentions but she looked at the forty and said whats this? I smiled and said that's your tip baby she then points at my mast and said "for this? Nooooo". Now I am ok will a little wiggle room so she's like I take everything off and then stroke you for 80 I'm like no sorry I don't pay that. She now backs off my man. She becomes very business forward and starts to dry my man up. I am like why would I pay you 80 to stroke me off when I always pay forty. Sixty depending on the service. She's like how much you got I said I got enough to take care of you she's like you come back next time with more money I take care of you (shit I had $$$$ in the car). At this point I'm loosing interest fast and rather let her self destruct this transaction. I'm like ok well I will take care of you next time I come here then. She gets real sweet with me but I know she wants a tip for a terrible up sell and not even happy ending (was she really going to let me leave w / o a happy?) and to be honest her poor up sell approach was a big turn off. Apparently some other girl told her I tipped her 80 once and she was expecting that too. So that is the reason for her being so aggressive over money with me. Now I have not been there for a while and I think she's using that as a line but I do frequent a lot of NOVA spa's and I would not be surprised if I was recognized by a former provider. Anyways watch out for this one YMMV but I don't like cold business manner she has. This is the second time I have had to walked out w / o leaving a tip. I won't pay for the experience she ruined by her greed. I do tip 80 but I got a lot more than a tug and Tina might have been one to go FS but I did not want to find out cause I was not that attracted to her to fork over the $$ that I could see in her glistening eyes as she talked to me about money. As I walked out she did not make a scene or call for mama san as I would expect a pro to do. In fact I opened the door to our room as I was dressing so others could her her cry to me about why no tip. I wanted to tell mamma san what happened but she seemed like she did not want anyone to know of what had just transpired and I am not one to stick around for any drama. Next time I come back there maybe in a few months after I visited a few others I will have a talk with mamma san. IMO she was new to the biz or just used to having her way with men.

Happy hunting

Hi guys, I would like some help finding a good mp in the DC downtown area. It's been 4 years since I've been here and last time I had the pleasure of visiting 14K, that place was off the charts. I know it's closed but hoping to find an mp with kind of quality. I am from So. Cal and if any of you visit the OC I will give you good info on where to go.

Thanks.

Asian Lover

[QUOTE=Asian Lover; 1478389]Hi guys, I would like some help finding a good mp in the DC downtown area. It's been 4 years since I've been here and last time I had the pleasure of visiting 14K, that place was off the charts. I know it's closed but hoping to find an mp with kind of quality. I am from So. Cal and if any of you visit the OC I will give you good info on where to go.

Thanks.

Asian Lover[/QUOTE]Very limited. Go to VA or MD. There are lot more options.

[QUOTE=EnjoyYourMeal;1480457]They're really all pretty much equally good. Be sure to report back.[/QUOTE]EJM, you've had 8 of your 23 posts deleted by the moderator, and another dozen were either overlooked, or just below the threshold of being deleted. You've put up only one actual review, and perhaps two "helpful" posts in all the time you've been here. These are outweighed by the maliciousness of misleading posts. It's also bad hospitality to abuse a senior visiting from another city.

Instead of trying to be a sardonic, witty observer of the Sisyphean struggles and foibles of the human race, an avocation at which you're not succeeding, how about grabbing an end of the rope and helping to pull some of the weight?

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1481349]EJM, you've had 8 of your 23 posts deleted by the moderator, and anothe[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

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On Wednesday I was cruising the loop. Around 4:30AM till around 5:30AM. Nothing to write home about and I mean absolutely nothing. There were a few BSW, a HSW, and a WSW. None nice looking enough to even pump gas for me. Not that they had ugly faces but for me when you have a two spare tires around your stomach its a major turn off for me. Obviously others felt that way too as no one was going for the gold. A huge sewage treatment truck also passed through the loop but the truck was huge and caused major backup as the vehicle took up an entire lane and a half. Finally he pulled into an alley and things resumed. Still all the talent or talent worth a look was either gone or not out for the night. LEO was out but not so many, just one in a vehicle and one on a bike towards the end of the morning (As the sun was coming up).

I'm in DC today. Thinking of going to the old place off K, way upstairs.

The place that's been there forever.

Several recent bad reviews in another site (old providers, bad service).

Confirmations? Rebuttals?

Thanks.

Like much if not all of DC itself, all reports for several years now is of a drastic downsizing of the scope of the menu from back in its glorydays.

[QUOTE=John2526; 1482445]I'm in DC today. Thinking of going to the old place off K, way upstairs.

The place that's been there forever.

Several recent bad reviews in another site (old providers, bad service).

Confirmations? Rebuttals?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=John2526; 1482445]I'm in DC today. Thinking of going to the old place off K, way upstairs.

The place that's been there forever.

Several recent bad reviews in another site (old providers, bad service).

Confirmations? Rebuttals?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]DC AMPs as you remember them are basically history. Your best bet is to either drive up towards B'more or acquire another mode of entertainment.

[QUOTE=John2526; 1482445]I'm in DC today. Thinking of going to the old place off K, way upstairs.

The place that's been there forever.

Several recent bad reviews in another site (old providers, bad service).

Confirmations? Rebuttals?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]If you mean Vermont Therapy, its handshake only every time I've been there, its actually the only place that know is still open. There is one up on Wisconsin or Connecticut, but I forget, never been there and it was weird, you had to call ahead first. Better to hit Baltimore and Virginia if you're in a pinch.

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish;1482705]If you mean Vermont Therapy, its handshake only every time I've been there, its actually the only place that know is still open. There is one up on Wisconsin or Connecticut, but I forget, never been there and it was weird, you had to call ahead first. Better to hit Baltimore and Virginia if you're in a pinch.[/QUOTE]I decided to check it out, and it was as I expected. Good for what it was. Sunny was the M and provider. Older, but cute enough and very skilled.

H&H is where you're thinking of. Stand up shower or this odd flotation thing (no TS). Older (but friendly and skilled providers). Expected tip is $, on top of the $70 house fee. Went a couple of times a couple of years ago. Doubt I'll be back.

[QUOTE=John2526;1482716]H&H is where you're thinking of. Stand up shower or this odd flotation thing (no TS). Older (but friendly and skilled providers). Expected tip is $, on top of the $70 house fee. Went a couple of times a couple of years ago. Doubt I'll be back.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report.

No, not H&H, this is an AMP in a row house. Weird set-up, as its pretty residential and doesn't' look like an AMP at all. I stopped by once and it was call ahead, then a provider shows-up. I wasn't going to hang around outside and wait, so I left.

Went this week for a 90min massage. Quality is just okay. Handshake only but Sofia is always reliable for a session with multiple rounds and thorough hot towel clean up and foot reflexology to finish up. 4 tip.

I've actually had my eye on Van for a while and decided to see her a few days ago. I called in the morning and set an appointment for the afternoon. She has a very cute voice over the phone and even gave me the address (but not apt number) during the first call. She's definitely the lady in the pics although she was wearing a robe. Sorry to say the robe stays on for nearly the entire session. She even stated that with the special (.30 off her normal rate) she stays clothed the entire time. You'd have to tip for her to even take off the robe. I opted to upgrade to her normal rate. The massage itself was disappointing. Not sensual at all, she simply rubs oil on your back and legs. It got boring after a while. I asked about a body slide but that was a no go. When she finally disrobed I was very pleased by what I saw. Flat stomach, a great ass and nice enhanced breasts. No sucking though but she does let you kiss. The HJ was average but she does make an attempt to talk dirty. It was over way too quickly though, after which she quickly puts her robe back on. I can't imagine why she makes such an effort to hide such a nice body. I suggested that she may want to consider taking the robe off the entire time but she said she'd rather guys something to look forward to. I can't imagine that she gets many return customers. I won't be.

RATING.

Looks: 7.

Body: 8. 5.

Massage Quality: 4. 5.

[QUOTE=Geoleo2083; 1468384]The link now goes to her sister's ad. Looks like they are sharing a BP account. The older heavier one has been here for a while. The younger one used visit from NC but she moved here I guess. They previously offered doubles. The younger one that goes by Van looks top shelf. I dig muscular chicks though. I have turned enough massage girls who swear they have never offered FS to know that's never the case. I just won't pay the 3 bills to do it though.

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-lady-wants-to-make-you-feel-good-all-over-32/7961327[/url]

I would gladly pay AMP rates for her.[/QUOTE]

Just got back from WG (first time there). I asked for Sophia, but she was servicing someone else. The woman who handled me was nice-looking and sweet, but didn't want to do anything extra. Oh well.

I posted this on the NOVA board also.

[url]http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?3958-Massage-Parlor-Reports[/url]

I thought it good to post here as well.

As usual, thank you & stay safe

Been seeing this ad for a few weeks now so I decided to give it a try. [url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pink-sugar-sensual-rubs-9900hr-special-42/7434686[/url]

I only stayed for 30 mins but what a lovely 30 minutes it was. She started with me face down and did a soft touch massage. Then had me turn over for a body to body massage and finished with a HE from that position. Is a little long in the tooth but her body, service, attitude and hygene were great. Service was so good in fact I went back for a 2nd hour long session that same day. Highly recommended.

[QUOTE=NovaSpa83;1486171]Went this week for a 90min massage. Quality is just okay. Handshake only but Sofia is always reliable for a session with multiple rounds and thorough hot towel clean up and foot reflexology to finish up. 4 tip.[/QUOTE]Do you need to know the password for Sofia? I stopped in a couple weeks ago and got her. Decent massage. Not great but not bad. But she wanted no part of extras, and was even careful to keep Jr covered the whole time. So just like BJ999 below, I left not so happy.

Anyone know what ever happen to Bonnie from Enliven Theary? She was the manager or maybe even the owner. Wondering if she is still in the area and in the scene. He worked at the Manassas spa which I think was the Sun Spa? She then ventured to the tysons area and was working at Youngs. Youngs was a busy palce when I was usually there. Sure lots of the older spa hunters can speak on Youngs.

Was in the city most of today for work. Took a lunch break at Jasmine and called ahead. I noted that some said there was LEO action there not too long ago (hence the call) and MMS said sure come on by not busy. Figured ok maybe the place would be ok for a quick release before going back into meetings and showed up about 20 minutes after calling. She opens the door and says, not today sorry. Is the DC AMP scene truly dead now? The MMS / owner of Vermont went down in the last sting. MMS from Shell is gone too, hasn't called me to come by in a long while. I really miss the days when there were some RMS and AMP was commonplace. Like back when Olympic / Rio and all of it's kind were literally everywhere.

Folks,

I keep forgetting to mention a great little HJ stress relief (pop goes the weasel) older Thai lady. Nothing fancy at all. She knows how to do a real massage which is nice, but she is truly a nut cracker.

Absolutely nothing extra. You can roam a bit, but she has been in the game a long time and will crack your nut by the time you have tried every attempt to molest her booty. She does not want the extra cash it seems for more fun.

Very basic apartment. Very basic table, but she is a nice nut cracker.

Rosslyn (not far from the Metro-Up Wilson Blvd, after safeway take left down the hill (which means you cross over Clearendon and go down that hill to where you hit Rt. 50 but you can not drive onto Rt. 50. Those old tattered looking apartments from the 1950s is where she has made her home to provide a sweet service to those who have high stress levels. I never remember the name. I just know the middle aged lady is sweet and cares about getting that nut out of me. I never see her add so I assume she is busy with a few of you all. Here you are. 571-295-3660.

The AMP below is just fine guys. No full action but a great provider named Lo Lo will crack your nuts for sure.

703. 920. 1521

3213 Columbia pike Arlington VA 22204

[QUOTE=DcFishMonger;1520696]Was in the city most of today for work. Took a lunch break at Jasmine and called ahead. I noted that some said there was LEO action there not too long ago (hence the call) and MMS said sure come on by not busy. Figured ok maybe the place would be ok for a quick release before going back into meetings and showed up about 20 minutes after calling. She opens the door and says, not today sorry. Is the DC AMP scene truly dead now? The MMS / owner of Vermont went down in the last sting. MMS from Shell is gone too, hasn't called me to come by in a long while. I really miss the days when there were some RMS and AMP was commonplace. Like back when Olympic / Rio and all of it's kind were literally everywhere.[/QUOTE]Yea dc seems pretty damn dead. I miss the days when I used to go to 1818 and there were young hot korean girls there. I was hoping TK in gbelt might be good, but had the worst luck there. Old asian lady probably in late 40s or 50's, kinda chubby, and makes snoring sounds when she breathes. Never again. Going to atl next month and couldn't be happier, last time I went young hot asian girl was treating me like a king. Hope the. See comes back alive soon.

Not sure that this is the name of the place, seem to recall seeing it in one of their ads. They advertise Latina ladies and they are located on Rt. 450, just outside the Beltway in Lanham, MD. Decided to check it out recently. The location is fine and it was easy to find.

No name on the door. Push the buzzer, door opens to an older, overweight Latina woman who was dressed in non-provocative attire. I thought she was the mamasan. She takes my $60 (1 hour) and leads me into a room. A real massage table, etc. Tells me to get undressed and lie down on the table. She then leaves.

I do as she asks, a few minutes go by and the door opens. To my horror, it is the same woman. The massage was not very good. She used a ton of oil and kind of dabbed at it later on with paper towels. The only good part of the massage was that she spent 10 minutes massaging my feet. After the flip the HJ was incrementally better than the massage. I have no idea if roaming was allowed or not because I did not want to really touch her.

Got dressed, gave her a small tip and opened the door to the main hallway and I see 2 very attractive Latinas wearing jeans / blouses. Have no idea if they are work there or not, but where did they come from and how come I couldn't have gotten one of those?

Came home, needed 2 showers to get all the oil off me.

So, even though my experience was not good and I won't be going back, you may want to check if out. Provided you get one of the younger, attractives Latinas.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/thp?query=chevy[/url]+chase&srchType=A.

Website is [url]www.total-release.com[/url]

Anyone have any info?

Went by today. Closed sign on the door. Anyone know anything?

15 min walk from Friendship Heights metro. Nice attractive voice on the phone.

[QUOTE=Je2010; 1525390][url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/thp?query=chevy[/url]

+chase&srchType=A.

Website is.

[url]www.total-release.com[/url]

Anyone have any info?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Derzhava; 1524494]Not sure that this is the name of the place, seem to recall seeing it in one of their ads. They advertise Latina ladies and they are located on Rt. 450, just outside the Beltway in Lanham, MD. Decided to check it out recently. The location is fine and it was easy to find.

No name on the door. Push the buzzer, door opens to an older, overweight Latina woman who was dressed in non-provocative attire. I thought she was the mamasan. She takes my $60 (1 hour) and leads me into a room. A real massage table, etc. Tells me to get undressed and lie down on the table. She then leaves.

I do as she asks, a few minutes go by and the door opens. To my horror, it is the same woman. The massage was not very good. She used a ton of oil and kind of dabbed at it later on with paper towels. The only good part of the massage was that she spent 10 minutes massaging my feet. After the flip the HJ was incrementally better than the massage. I have no idea if roaming was allowed or not because I did not want to really touch her.

Got dressed, gave her a small tip and opened the door to the main hallway and I see 2 very attractive Latinas wearing jeans / blouses. Have no idea if they are work there or not, but where did they come from and how come I couldn't have gotten one of those?

Came home, needed 2 showers to get all the oil off me.

So, even though my experience was not good and I won't be going back, you may want to check if out. Provided you get one of the younger, attractives Latinas.[/QUOTE]Yea, iv been meaning to try this place out, but shill not sure

Other board reports it is totally legit, despite the implications of the name.

[QUOTE=Je2010; 1525390][url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/search/thp?query=chevy[/url]

+chase&srchType=A.

Website is.

[url]www.total-release.com[/url]

Anyone have any info?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mike Pinot;1525473]Went by today. Closed sign on the door. Anyone know anything?[/QUOTE]And the google machine comes up with yelp, which says:

From the police arrest records.

ARREST# : 101222392.

DT-TM: 29-JUN-12. 2238.

LOCATION: 4652 WISCONSIN AVE NW (H&H FLOATATION). PSA: 202.

OFFENDER: XXXXXXX.

SEX: F.

OFFENSE: PROSTITUTION (SEXUAL SOLICITATION)

TYPE: MISDEMEANOR.

OFFICER: XXXXXXX.

[url]http://www.yelp.com/biz/h-and-h-flotation-spa-washington[/url]

[QUOTE=WordIsBond;1523829]Yea dc seems pretty damn dead. I miss the days when I used to go to 1818 and there were young hot korean girls there. I was hoping TK in gbelt might be good, but had the worst luck there. Old asian lady probably in late 40s or 50's, kinda chubby, and makes snoring sounds when she breathes. Never again. Going to atl next month and couldn't be happier, last time I went young hot asian girl was treating me like a king. Hope the. See comes back alive soon.[/QUOTE]1818, that's a while back too. When did you try TK? Was there couple days ago on my way up to Baltimore for some entertainment and had a younger lady about mid to late 20s. The girl I drew seemed to shut down once I started talking to her in her native tongue. Opened up when I asked if she knew my buddy who frequents the spot. She was a 7 face and 6 body (kinda flat for my tastes). Had short kind of curly hair. Paid $.8 which seems to be in line with recent price hikes for the Mid-Atlantic region. Decent medium touch massage with very drawn out soft touch and awesome RCG to doggy to mish finish. A bit too far for to become a new go to spot. They seems to be hit or miss according to a friend that lives nearby that place and YMMV.

[QUOTE=Eerock;1526154]Other board reports it is totally legit, despite the implications of the name.[/QUOTE]Thanks E. The name is quite funny for a legit place