Massage Parlor Reports

What did you end up tipping? What were her stats? Real/fake, 6/10, etc.?

[QUOTE=Jasbear]Checked it out Friday night. New but not really the cleanest place. Girl was viet, some overweight decent face. Paid the fee for 1/2 hour $40 and stripped. She came in and rubbed warm towels all over my back along with feeble massage. On flip grabbed unit and leaned down and said "you police" after a no she licked lips and said $100 for BJ declined and made the universal HE sign. Good HE that ended with her pants on the floor and my fingers wet. Not my kind of place.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by Massage 2000 on Brookhurst.

2 old baggy ladies and 1 ugly younger one with a serious attitude problem. They want $10 more if you want any pressure at all so the massage sucked. Place is a ripoff in every way. Avoid!

[QUOTE=Zoomer19]Has anyone been to that in a while? I haven't seen it on the board so was curious to see if its' gotten better.[/QUOTE]I stopped by there about 2 months ago and it was terrible. I went in and there were 3 young Asian guys in there. I went to the front desk and asked for a half hour and the mms said there would be a wait. When she came out to take the young men back they said it's okay and that I could go first...newbies. I am led to a room and a semi-older viet lady comes in for my massage. Terrible massage. On the flip she makes the HE motion and I said yes and she quoted me 60 and I declined and then she said 50 and I said,"no, just give me my massage". I hate that the Viets try to charge more for HE's. Not that I was trying to play hardball but she wasn't that attractive so I had no problem skipping the HE and just getting the massage. She then lowered it to 40. So-so HE. After the HE she took a warm towel to clean me up from both the HE and the oily massage. She was so fucking rough that I felt like I was going through a car wash. She actually hurt my nuts with the way she was wiping me off. Would never go back there again.

[QUOTE=Friendlylurker]Maybe I'll TOFTT and do some research, drove by yesterday and there were three MPs within 100 feet of each other.

Until then though, going to try for the cash experience at classy.[/QUOTE]Went there a few months back. Attractive Asian lady gave me the massage. Her massage was decent. She had strong hands and applied pressure. Allowed me to feel up her ass the whole time. Didn't give HE. She said I could do it myself and then cleaned me up. Wasn't sure what to tip since I jerked myself off. After visiting there I looked it up on here and read the same thing about servicing yourself in an older post.

Yesterday, I decided to check up on the Garden Grove locations to see where i will spend my paycheck, haha.

First visited MHS which is now known as L&L, went around the back as the front of the store is just that - a front. Walked over and saw a couple of young V-girls talking to papasan & mamasan and was asked by mama if I was there for a massage. I asked if J**** or M****** was available but unfortunately they weren't for another hour. Asked for business card - said I lost mine - but they didn't have any.

Checked out AC#6 - parking was empty (thanks uncle leo) and saw that the door was wide open, I was greeted by L*** a short (5'2") with a stocky build V-girl who spoke better than average english. I threw out some names to see if they were working even though I know they aren't there anymore and asked for business card for my cousin visiting on Friday. The place was dead, although one guy drove up in a pick up truck and had his "massage". I heard him say he saw their ad in BP.

Visited See squared, a few miles west from AC and chatted with the Accu. mamasan for a few minutes, business has been steady and that they plan on adding some new girls soon.

My last visit was to Lincoln/Knott but drove by as I saw our black & white friend over near the CJ drive through.

So far business remains the same, although AC location is still "HOT" in a bad way.

Stay safe my brothers.

Ok guys, I'm still a newbie, but here's my shot at contributing:

Been to M***y Spa in CM a couple times in the past month or so. Both times ended up with Kathy. Old Viet lady, but very nice. Very good massage, lots of pressure, and did the walking on the back thing. Lots of teasing before the flip. Before I flipped I think she asked me something but I couldn't really make it out, so eventually she just told me to flip over. Am I missing something here? Anyway, she proceeded with a pretty good HE, played with the boobs a little to help me finish.

1/2 hour massage was. 45 and tipped her $40 for the HE. My only annoyance was that she basically asked for a bigger tip b/c she did a 'good job'. I told her I would tip her more next time. But, overall I would recommend her if you're looking for a quality massage and HE.

Does anyone know anyone else there who does a good job? Please let me know or PM me.

[QUOTE=TheHuntsman]Wasn't sure what to tip since I jerked myself off. After visiting there I looked it up on here and read the same thing about servicing yourself in an older post.[/QUOTE]I usually tip myself $40 for HE. Sometimes I tip less if I give myself a real shitty attitude or if it gets too mechanical.

This place has always been a shithole. You should have asked us first... could've saved you some bread.[QUOTE=King Lucky]Stopped by Massage 2000 on Brookhurst.

2 old baggy ladies and 1 ugly younger one with a serious attitude problem. They want $10 more if you want any pressure at all so the massage sucked. Place is a ripoff in every way. Avoid![/QUOTE]

The last time I was there was over a year ago, ran into the same situation as well. When I was there, I figured I had gotten out of the house around 1 am might as well get a HE while I was at it and settled for 50. Saw table showers and everything but never quite got the offer. I heard there was latinas there but never got the chance to see anyone.

[QUOTE=TheHuntsman]I stopped by there about 2 months ago and it was terrible. I went in and there were 3 young Asian guys in there. I went to the front desk and asked for a half hour and the mms said there would be a wait. When she came out to take the young men back they said it's okay and that I could go first...newbies. I am led to a room and a semi-older viet lady comes in for my massage. Terrible massage. On the flip she makes the HE motion and I said yes and she quoted me 60 and I declined and then she said 50 and I said,"no, just give me my massage". I hate that the Viets try to charge more for HE's. Not that I was trying to play hardball but she wasn't that attractive so I had no problem skipping the HE and just getting the massage. She then lowered it to 40. So-so HE. After the HE she took a warm towel to clean me up from both the HE and the oily massage. She was so fucking rough that I felt like I was going through a car wash. She actually hurt my nuts with the way she was wiping me off. Would never go back there again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rocco D]What did you end up tipping? What were her stats? Real/fake, 6/10, etc.?[/QUOTE]$40 and a clean towel to wipe my fingers.

[QUOTE=Godamajin]This is my first post.

I have some experience recently in the South County. Very friendly AMP in Lake Forest by the collective behind the duckpond on Ridge Route. Another one I just found Saturday well actually two. One I walked in on PCH in Dana Point and a very pretty Viet came out to greet me. I wanted an hour and then another older, tired looking lady came out from the back and they started yelling at each other like they were in fish market. Then the good one turned away and the old cranky one said you do half hour? I saw how uninthused she was and said I don't want to you don't look well. She simply said ok bye.

Then I strolled around by Hennessey's and saw another AMP. I parked and this business has some customer service skill. I felt like a respectable money tender. Anyway, Her name was Vi-VI-N-AH or VV. Full service for free. I tipped $60. The hour was $60.[/QUOTE]FS for free??? Really? The one in LF is the golden sppon I presume. It's an ok place in a pinch.

[QUOTE=TheHuntsman]I stopped by there about 2 months ago and it was terrible. I went in and there were 3 young Asian guys in there. I went to the front desk and asked for a half hour and the mms said there would be a wait. When she came out to take the young men back they said it's okay and that I could go first...newbies. I am led to a room and a semi-older viet lady comes in for my massage. Terrible massage. On the flip she makes the HE motion and I said yes and she quoted me 60 and I declined and then she said 50 and I said,"no, just give me my massage". I hate that the Viets try to charge more for HE's. Not that I was trying to play hardball but she wasn't that attractive so I had no problem skipping the HE and just getting the massage. She then lowered it to 40. So-so HE. After the HE she took a warm towel to clean me up from both the HE and the oily massage. She was so fucking rough that I felt like I was going through a car wash. She actually hurt my nuts with the way she was wiping me off. Would never go back there again.[/QUOTE]I stop going there,because,Last two times,I ask for asian girl.and got same old Michelle....Always ask for money up front $60 for HE,but We agree on $40..but when I try to touch her,,she said no touching for $40..you can touch price is $60 WTF.

Is this the one right behind a gas station, I think it was a Chevron gas station?

[QUOTE=Godamajin]Then I strolled around by Hennessey's and saw another AMP. I parked and this business has some customer service skill. I felt like a respectable money tender. Anyway, Her name was Vi-VI-N-AH or VV. Full service for free. I tipped $60. The hour was $60.[/QUOTE]

Met a nice Mexican lady from the Spanish speaking classifieds. Late 20's single mome spanish only speaking in a run down apartment in Santa Ana. Very nice gal Lots of conversation. Fifty for 15min. Covered bj Cowgirl then switched to doggie. She started cumming hard and humping hard back with every thrust I gave. I finished after she came hard the second time. Before I was completely pulled out she asked me if I would go again for a second round. I told her I was there for the 15 and didnt bring any extra. She told me that was ok and on her. She came so hard she wanted to fuck somemore. So off we went for round 2. One hour 2 pops gfe conversation regarding her and my families and 60 bucks. Didnt want to ask for change after all that. Its great to speak Spanish. Much cheaper than the Asian houses. With the economy the way it is these ladies are competing in thier adds bring the price down to 30 for 15 and 40 for 20. Wow. Look for the Independents.

[QUOTE=Guyfrom714]Is this the one right behind a gas station, I think it was a Chevron gas station?[/QUOTE]Theres one behind the chevron station? Is he talking about the one next to taco bell? I cant figure out the clues on this one.

Haha, the last time I went was about a year ago and I also had Michelle. Even though I paid 50 just for the HE, she told me no touching because she had a boyfriend. Last time I ever went there again.

[QUOTE=Inboundhot]I stop going there,because,Last two times,I ask for asian girl.and got same old Michelle....Always ask for money up front $60 for HE,but We agree on $40..but when I try to touch her,,she said no touching for $40..you can touch price is $60 WTF.[/QUOTE]

I was wondering if anybody knows about any latina mps off of garden grove blvd? I ask because I have not seen any reports about it but awhile back I went to the lmp that I usually frequent and the girl gave me a business card for another lmp that she works at 2 days a week. Any info on this lmp would be greatly appreciated.

I know the area well over there. It's not directly behind, but it's there if you stroll further down.

[QUOTE=Cash Value]Theres one behind the chevron station? Is he talking about the one next to taco bell? I cant figure out the clues on this one.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=bronco]Met a nice Mexican lady from the Spanish speaking classifieds. Late 20's single mome spanish only speaking in a run down apartment in Santa Ana. Very nice gal Lots of conversation. Fifty for 15min. Covered bj Cowgirl then switched to doggie. She started cumming hard and humping hard back with every thrust I gave. I finished after she came hard the second time. Before I was completely pulled out she asked me if I would go again for a second round. I told her I was there for the 15 and didnt bring any extra. She told me that was ok and on her. She came so hard she wanted to fuck somemore. So off we went for round 2. One hour 2 pops gfe conversation regarding her and my families and 60 bucks. Didnt want to ask for change after all that. Its great to speak Spanish. Much cheaper than the Asian houses. With the economy the way it is these ladies are competing in thier adds bring the price down to 30 for 15 and 40 for 20. Wow. Look for the Independents.[/QUOTE]Wow that sounds like a nice find, and a good way to use my Spanish. Where are these classifieds?

There is a place on Brookhurst. It the old number 4, but I would not recommend this place. I went there last week got a nice looking Latina, but I was only looking for a HE, no FS. When I told her that she got upset wouldn't allow any touching, and got a real attitude. That got me going told her to relax no need for that, but she pissed me off. I got up and left got my money back told her she needs to get fucked in the ass, stupid ass *****.

Asian Lover

[QUOTE=Asian Lover]There is a place on Brookhurst. It the old number 4, but I would not recommend this place. I went there last week got a nice looking Latina, but I was only looking for a HE, no FS. When I told her that she got upset wouldn't allow any touching, and got a real attitude. That got me going told her to relax no need for that, but she pissed me off. I got up and left got my money back told her she needs to get fucked in the ass, stupid ass *****.

Asian Lover[/QUOTE]I am pretty sure we are talking about the same place. It was at this place that one of the girls recommended another place off of GG blvd that she works at 2 other days of the week. What is funny about the place you and I are talking about is that she gave me a card to get stamped every time I visit. She said the 6th visit I don't have to pay the house fee. What's funny is that when I flipped the card over is that it says "Tune-Up Service" haha!

I'm going to stay clear for more than a while.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Romper Room]LE was there for a raid. Garden Grove was around back with Anaheim in front. It's a little hHOT there right now. They did take a couple women away.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone seen "eva" on HX site?

[QUOTE=Socalkain]Wow that sounds like a nice find, and a good way to use my Spanish. Where are these classifieds?[/QUOTE]
Go to any Latin market or in front of liquor stores and laundry mats in Mexican neighbor hoods. Look under Masajes. Start calling untill you find one. They are hit and miss. You will find just average women trying to make a living. Dont call if you are looking for the model type with the bolt ons. These women are all natural the kind you see in the markets and bus stops. Just regular ladies. They really respond to kindness. Most are none pros/single moms they work while the kids are at school.

Go see Kate @ Sport Clips in Lake Forest off El Toro Rd. Super cute spinner Korean!

Just left classy with the weirdest happenings. Walked in right behind another monger, no biggy i made an appt with L I can wait. He happened to have an appt at the same time wih the same name! I had to but in and say I was the one for lisa. Laughs no problem we go to our rooms I get ready and in comes mimi( i could swear laat time she said nicole last time i had her). She honored the imaginary coupon I had so maybe I got the ol switcheroo, but either way no mention of L at all.

I'm reporting from my phone so going to keep it short but it was as uqrd to get just a HE from her as it is at the bar down the street. I am glad it all ended well, but have you guys ever experienced that at classy? I know it goes on elsewhere, just a bad first appointment I guess, maybe I'll stick to random providers inatead of trying to lock one down.

-FL

[QUOTE=bronco]Go to any Latin market or in front of liquor stores and laundry mats in Mexican neighbor hoods. Look under Masajes. Start calling untill you find one. They are hit and miss. You will find just average women trying to make a living. Dont call if you are looking for the model type with the bolt ons. These women are all natural the kind you see in the markets and bus stops. Just regular ladies. They really respond to kindness. Most are none pros/single moms they work while the kids are at school.[/QUOTE]El Classificado (online) will give you much, much happiness.

Just look for the 30x15 or 40x20 offers.

Thanks to the brother who responded to my PM for advice on finding an AMP near my hotel, it is great when an out of towner gets some advice.

Went to CNC and was told to come bakc in 10 minutes, the girl was busy. Decided not to wait since I did not have a car. Went to AC, door 6 was closed although the light was on, it was close to 7:00 in the evening.

Tried 5, also closed. An Asian guy walks by and tells me 3 is open. I was really hoping for door number 6 based on the reports, but what can you do.

Drew Jin (sp?), young but heavy. There was a much younger asian girl reclining behind the counter and a taller brunette white girl who seemed distant.

We weren't 5 minutes into the massage and the full menu was offered. Major upseller and the whole thing was rushed, she spent more time talking than anything. Overpaid for what was delivered. Chalked it up to being on the road in a new turf with Little Bildo doing the thinking. I would not recommend Jin but would be curious about doors 5 and 6, in hindsight I probably should have waited down the street.

Once again thanks to the brother who pointed me in the right direction, it is always a YMMV venture in this hobby.

- Bildo

[QUOTE=Socalkain]Wow that sounds like a nice find, and a good way to use my Spanish. Where are these classifieds?[/QUOTE]

try [url]http://elclasificado.com/[/url]

Went to CNC last Friday, it was my first time and I didn’t lie when they asked. They told me it would be a 10 min. wait so I went to my room and laid down. This is when I started getting mad, about 20 min. later the girl comes in and says it will be a few more minutes. Are you serious? Now I have been waiting almost a half hour. When she finally came in I checked my clock. It was 12:45, I decided this time that I was going to play the innocent role and get my massage so it didn’t end up being a rushed HE and no massage. Well about fifteen minutes in the damn MMS comes by and tries to say that time is up. WTF? Are you serious? I tell the girl bullshit you came in at 12:45 its 1:00 you owe me 15 more minutes. After some convincing she goes out tells the MMS and comes back in, at this point I’m thinking to myself I better get this shit going so I flip and take the towel off. She comes in and is surprised because up to this point it was just a normal massage. She asked me why I flipped and I told her I wanted my HE. She seemed a little surprised but went ahead and did her thing.

Man, I know I am new at this but you really have to step your game up to out play these places. They will try and take you for everything you have. Hopefully I can get the system down to the point where I get what I am looking for and don’t have to mess around with mind games so much. I guess that is part of the fun with this though. All in all I left happy. It was the first time I spent my full 30 minutes and got a full massage and HE.

As far as the girl, she was a bigger Latina named Gigi with massive natural tits. She was way too big for me but gave a pretty good massage and a decent, somewhat (due to time) rushed HE. She spoke good English and seemed like a down to earth girl. I know she got her ass chewed for me because as I was living I heard the MMS say “did you touch his...” in a harsh tone. So I guess I have to give her some points for that. Damage was 50/hhr and 40 for hj. It was worth it, left with a smile especially after hearing the little ass chewing.

I hit 440 again for a session with my new favorite masseuse Eda. On the way out after a great massage and HE I saw some doper coming out of the pot clinic. He just couldn't wait to get into his stash and basically through everything in his hand that he couldn't smoke on the ground and split. I picked up the fuckers trash and went to put it in the very nearby waste basket and noticed he had just tossed a Benjamin! Thanks dude! I'll just consider that my tip for picking up your litter. Then in the parking lot on the way to my truck I see another piece of green on the asphalt. This time a finsky! Ha! Ha! I doubt it belonged to the litterbug since he walked the other way. So basically I left there with a $25 profit. I need to go there more often if for nothing else just to follow the weed heads around and see what they drop!

To top it off my job for the day rescheduled and since I was on standby earlier and technically on my way to do it I can claim a full 8 hour day on my time card. I think I'll buy some lottery tickets before the day is out!

Happy Hoin!

[QUOTE=PotShot]I hit 440 again for a session with my new favorite masseuse Eda. On the way out after a great massage and HE I saw some doper coming out of the pot clinic. He just couldn't wait to get into his stash and basically through everything in his hand that he couldn't smoke on the ground and split. I picked up the fuckers trash and went to put it in the very nearby waste basket and noticed he had just tossed a Benjamin! Thanks dude! I'll just consider that my tip for picking up your litter. Then in the parking lot on the way to my truck I see another piece of green on the asphalt. This time a finsky! Ha! Ha! I doubt it belonged to the litterbug since he walked the other way. So basically I left there with a $25 profit. I need to go there more often if for nothing else just to follow the weed heads around and see what they drop!

To top it off my job for the day rescheduled and since I was on standby earlier and technically on my way to do it I can claim a full 8 hour day on my time card. I think I'll buy some lottery tickets before the day is out!

Happy Hoin![/QUOTE]Enjoy your lotto millions!

Tried classy again and another lisa-less appointment. To my benefit I got tracy again an she is a real treat when you know her. Tried for round two in the table shower (how did I never see that there? I always though the crappy wet towel rubdown was a "table shower") but coming here messed up let us both down. Either way Tracy is deffinitely not the scrub my other posts imply, I chalk it up to being a new monger.

Anyway, on my way out I finally saw Nikki... Wow you guys aren't kidding. I almost just left then I noticed the practically open robe and she told me bye and I was cute. Not going to brag but shit, nikki is banging is she really only FS? I'm married so would raher just stay away from the black and white areas and stick to the grey zone of HE.

Either way, I told her I heard about her ;) and wouldn't give her 'my friend who told me' name, but she seemed eager to please whoever told me about her so next one of you to get Nikki be sure to tell her your buddy was dumb not to tell her 'your' name. Any of you senior members can PM me for my name if you really want to sell it but I assume you already have your Nikki rapport.

Edit: Fixed iPhone grammar

If you found a Benjamin and a Finster, and you walked away with $25, did you mean you found a Jackson and a Fin? Otherwise you would'a found $105. Just asking...

[QUOTE=PotShot]I hit 440 again for a session with my new favorite masseuse Eda. On the way out after a great massage and HE I saw some doper coming out of the pot clinic. He just couldn't wait to get into his stash and basically through everything in his hand that he couldn't smoke on the ground and split. I picked up the fuckers trash and went to put it in the very nearby waste basket and noticed he had just tossed a Benjamin! Thanks dude! I'll just consider that my tip for picking up your litter. Then in the parking lot on the way to my truck I see another piece of green on the asphalt. This time a finsky! Ha! Ha! I doubt it belonged to the litterbug since he walked the other way. So basically I left there with a $25 profit. I need to go there more often if for nothing else just to follow the weed heads around and see what they drop!

To top it off my job for the day rescheduled and since I was on standby earlier and technically on my way to do it I can claim a full 8 hour day on my time card. I think I'll buy some lottery tickets before the day is out!

Happy Hoin![/QUOTE]

$25 overall profit after spending 80 on the rub and tug. I bought some scratchers a little while ago and I'm up another hundred. I also bought 10 super lotto quick picks. I'll see what happens Wednesday. Keep your fingers crossed. I'll buy us all around of ho's if I win! Gotta take advantage of those good days when I get them and I don't get them very often.

Happy Hoin!

[QUOTE=PotShot]$25 overall profit after spending 80 on the rub and tug. I bought some scratchers a little while ago and I'm up another hundred. I also bought 10 super lotto quick picks. I'll see what happens Wednesday. Keep your fingers crossed. I'll buy us all around of ho's if I win! Gotta take advantage of those good days when I get them and I don't get them very often.

Happy Hoin![/QUOTE]Haha, what a great day going for you. Its time to go to vegas and test your luck on black.

Okay, I know it has been a while since I posted a report. I've been hitting TJ the last few months. Loving those alley girls. Get warmed up in the HK, then go window shopping. Ay, so sexy and firm, and simply the hottest looking college-girls I've EVER seen! Service varies however.

Last week I almost took a trip Kaamping in the Villages. (anyone toftt yet?). I was *this* close but decided to save my money and go see MMS in a day or two.

Was sure glad I did!! My ATF, J.... isn't back yet. I'm looking forward to her return. However, I went with L..., who has been there a long time. I cannot believe I've never met or seen her before!!! Holy Shit! Great looking blonde from Colombia. Smokey green-mascara'd eyes, great soft feeling D silicone boobs, and a tight ass body! She even has those little dimples on her back just above her ass and around her spine. Sexy with a capital "S"!! She keeps the kitty shaved too, soft and smooth, combined with that flat belly, Yumm!

She started off by offering me the option of either oil or lotion. I opted for lotion. she did my arms and chest, then my thighs. She started playing with my rod. She tongued my balls lightly and nicely before slipping the cover on with her mouth K-girl style. I guess she's picked up a few tricks working with MMS.

By the way, MMS was looking cute! Love her new teeth. I sure wish she'd grant me a wish ;) I mean, once I've punched my card 20 times, I oughta get a freebie with the staff of my choice. I'd choose her for the bonus!

MMS said business has been slow, so you regulars in the loop oughta scrape a few bucks together and go see her so we don't lose this valuable resource to the recession!

L... said all the right things. Not too much of that "Ay Papi" bullshit. Some softly spoken "Que Rico's" and some teasing by sticking the tip of her tongue out. She never rushed. Never, not once! never even admitted to getting tired. I'm sure she was. I'm pretty sure I was pushing the time limits too.

She finally crawled up me and let me slide in. I was raging hard by this point. She allowed some light kissing, which was fantastic! Such soft lips. We went at it mish with her on top, cg, rcg, then flipped for standard mish. After a bit she got on her side and I slid it in sideways. That was awesome. Did some K9 too. My favorite with her was her-on-top mish and cg because I could feel I was hitting her cervix and g-spot.

If I didn't know better, I'd say she came each time we mish'd with her on top. It reminded me of an ex who always came that way, and it felt the same, with her grinding her clit into my pubic bone and going in these ever faster and ever smaller circles. Hell, she was going so fast and so hard, it was harder than I pound away before I come. Anyhow, if she was faking, she did put on a great performance! Not over the top like so many do.

Finally, she curled up next to me, removed the cover, put some lotion on my rod, and gave me an A+ hjtc while I fiv'd her. She never balked once at the explosion, taking it all over her sexy little dick-held fist. She even seemed disappointed when she asked, "No mas leche?"

An offer of water, a coupla hot towels, and away I went, much happier, and still not believing I'd never seen her before. I drove away feeling spent, she really drained the last drops out of me. It's a great feeling.

L...'s service was top notch! I praised her to mms. L... never rushed, did all that was asked of her without hesitation (no, she won't do anal, but she didn't even balk when I rubbed my finger on her buttonhole), and was full of cute giggles and lots of smiles and small kisses. Awesome visit! Standard damage, .5 to mm, 1.1 to L, w a tip of .2 for the exceptional service.

Her body is smokin' and some of the best implants I've ever seen, touched and sucked.[QUOTE=Bronsonator]Okay, I know it has been a while since I posted a report. I've been hitting TJ the last few months. Loving those alley girls. Get warmed up in the HK, then go window shopping. Ay, so sexy and firm, and simply the hottest looking college-girls I've EVER seen! Service varies however.

Last week I almost took a trip Kaamping in the Villages. (anyone toftt yet?). I was *this* close but decided to save my money and go see MMS in a day or two.

Was sure glad I did!! My ATF, J.... isn't back yet. I'm looking forward to her return. However, I went with L..., who has been there a long time. I cannot believe I've never met or seen her before!!! Holy Shit! Great looking blonde from Colombia. Smokey green-mascara'd eyes, great soft feeling D silicone boobs, and a tight ass body! She even has those little dimples on her back just above her ass and around her spine. Sexy with a capital "S"!! She keeps the kitty shaved too, soft and smooth, combined with that flat belly, Yumm!

She started off by offering me the option of either oil or lotion. I opted for lotion. she did my arms and chest, then my thighs. She started playing with my rod. She tongued my balls lightly and nicely before slipping the cover on with her mouth K-girl style. I guess she's picked up a few tricks working with MMS.

By the way, MMS was looking cute! Love her new teeth. I sure wish she'd grant me a wish ;) I mean, once I've punched my card 20 times, I oughta get a freebie with the staff of my choice. I'd choose her for the bonus!

MMS said business has been slow, so you regulars in the loop oughta scrape a few bucks together and go see her so we don't lose this valuable resource to the recession!

L... said all the right things. Not too much of that "Ay Papi" bullshit. Some softly spoken "Que Rico's" and some teasing by sticking the tip of her tongue out. She never rushed. Never, not once! never even admitted to getting tired. I'm sure she was. I'm pretty sure I was pushing the time limits too.

She finally crawled up me and let me slide in. I was raging hard by this point. She allowed some light kissing, which was fantastic! Such soft lips. We went at it mish with her on top, cg, rcg, then flipped for standard mish. After a bit she got on her side and I slid it in sideways. That was awesome. Did some K9 too. My favorite with her was her-on-top mish and cg because I could feel I was hitting her cervix and g-spot.

If I didn't know better, I'd say she came each time we mish'd with her on top. It reminded me of an ex who always came that way, and it felt the same, with her grinding her clit into my pubic bone and going in these ever faster and ever smaller circles. Hell, she was going so fast and so hard, it was harder than I pound away before I come. Anyhow, if she was faking, she did put on a great performance! Not over the top like so many do.

Finally, she curled up next to me, removed the cover, put some lotion on my rod, and gave me an A+ hjtc while I fiv'd her. She never balked once at the explosion, taking it all over her sexy little dick-held fist. She even seemed disappointed when she asked, "No mas leche?"

An offer of water, a coupla hot towels, and away I went, much happier, and still not believing I'd never seen her before. I drove away feeling spent, she really drained the last drops out of me. It's a great feeling.

L...'s service was top notch! I praised her to mms. L... never rushed, did all that was asked of her without hesitation (no, she won't do anal, but she didn't even balk when I rubbed my finger on her buttonhole), and was full of cute giggles and lots of smiles and small kisses. Awesome visit! Standard damage, .5 to mm, 1.1 to L, w a tip of .2 for the exceptional service.[/QUOTE]

I really don't know what to think or write right now. I went to Julie for the first time and. I am really at a loss for words.

She is quite possibly the smallest person I have ever seen and not at all attractive, but, I know I am going to go back.

She was a little weird and definitely had her quirks (very particular about where you place your clothes). The service was top notch though, I went in at 7:00 and at 7:55 I still hadn't flipped. I was getting a little nervous she didn't trust me or something but just like that she told me to flip and did her thing which I must say was amazing. She then proceeded to continue the massage for another 15 min with some stretching worked in and knuckle popping stuff. I enjoy the massage as much as I do the HE so it was great for me. After all was said and done I offered to pay for the extra time she spent and she told me no which I expected due to other posts on this site but I figured being nice couldn't hurt.

As you all probably know the damage was $30 with no tip. I am thinking about making her my regular place. I still don't know how she got the strecthing in, I am a very tall and not small guy and somehow she made it work. Haha, she kept yelling at me to scoot up on the table because my feet were hanging off the back like a foot.

This is by far the kindest review for Julie that I have ever seen. She must be in love with you if you didn't get yelled at every 12 seconds prior to the session, during the session, and after the session. If you think her massage was good, you're in for a real treat as she is at best a 4/10, there are so many others that are worth the little extra dough.

You'll see.

[QUOTE=Gettingbj]I really don't know what to think or write right now. I went to Julie for the first time and. I am really at a loss for words.

She is quite possibly the smallest person I have ever seen and not at all attractive, but, I know I am going to go back.

She was a little weird and definitely had her quirks (very particular about where you place your clothes). The service was top notch though, I went in at 7:00 and at 7:55 I still hadn't flipped. I was getting a little nervous she didn't trust me or something but just like that she told me to flip and did her thing which I must say was amazing. She then proceeded to continue the massage for another 15 min with some stretching worked in and knuckle popping stuff. I enjoy the massage as much as I do the HE so it was great for me. After all was said and done I offered to pay for the extra time she spent and she told me no which I expected due to other posts on this site but I figured being nice couldn't hurt.

As you all probably know the damage was $30 with no tip. I am thinking about making her my regular place. I still don't know how she got the strecthing in, I am a very tall and not small guy and somehow she made it work. Haha, she kept yelling at me to scoot up on the table because my feet were hanging off the back like a foot.[/QUOTE]