Humaniplex

[QUOTE=SirBishop;6011572]Can't find anyone's review or comments about this young lady. She's been working for just a month. I've sent PMs to the guys in her network and I'm getting mixed responses. She brags about being "over sexual" and "my mouth is very available". Has anyone seen her or have info?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/salma69[/URL][/QUOTE]This is from the review club on hx.

Just came from seeing this sweet Latina. She is running a special and decided to TOFTT. Salma speaks Spanish and very little English. She is taller than her pics suggest and much older. I'd say mid twenties at least but very sexy. Very nice tits and flat tummy with a round ass and a cute face. Arrived for qv and she dove right in for BBBJ which was slow and decent. I motioned for 69 but she's a little tall to get it good so I flipped her over for daty and she got wet and very responsive en Español. Grabbed the coat got it mish to k9 back to mish with her pretty ass feet in my face I finished. A little chit chat and gone.

I will repeat.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;6012534]I was going to see her today but spent all day killing ants in my house LOL. I thought her (booker's) ads were really sketchy-written, too. She seems pleasant and enthusiastic enough in her photos. What were the negative things guys have said? Her ads today are saying it's her last week "here".[/QUOTE]Follow the line of ants outside and see where they come in from the outside. Seal it. Spray them with any soapy solution as long as it has bubbles when you shake it. They will drop dead instantly. It's too good to be true and hard convince people to try it at least for the last decade.

[QUOTE=EuphoriaSeeker;6012668]This is from the review club on hx.

Just came from seeing this sweet Latina. She is running a special and decided to TOFTT. Salma speaks Spanish and very little English. She is taller than her pics suggest and much older. I'd say mid twenties at least but very sexy. Very nice tits and flat tummy with a round ass and a cute face. Arrived for qv and she dove right in for BBBJ which was slow and decent. I motioned for 69 but she's a little tall to get it good so I flipped her over for daty and she got wet and very responsive en Espaol. Grabbed the coat got it mish to k9 back to mish with her pretty ass feet in my face I finished. A little chit chat and gone.

I will repeat.[/QUOTE]This review is spot on. Boobs are big naturals, ass is nice but fake. She is around 5'8 and curvy.

[QUOTE=JamesD2004;6013276]Follow the line of ants outside and see where they come in from the outside. Seal it. Spray them with any soapy solution as long as it has bubbles when you shake it. They will drop dead instantly. It's too good to be true and hard convince people to try it at least for the last decade.[/QUOTE]My situation's more unique because they were coming out of a trap door in my closet, so long story short, it's a different hassle, but I really appreciate it. I think I tried your method at a different place to good results.

Anyway, I got to see salma69 and she was great. Teenie weenie bit of English, but she works with you and can whip out the translator. Super tall with a deep, womanly voice and that's exactly what I like to see / hear. A proper woman. Hummana hummana.

Even with her limited communication, I can still clearly tell she has a wonderful personality waiting to come through as long as you can speak Spanish with her. Her ad reads seem sketchtopia, but she's legit. As the other person mentioned "mixed reception", I'm assuming that anyone that has had a negative experience with her was simply not an amicable person. She / her booker insists on being nice to her because obviously nobody wants to deal with drama, so just be a normal, polite guy and you'll have a great time.

[QUOTE=LiveTryrpt;6014024]This review is spot on. Boobs are big naturals, ass is nice but fake. She is around 5'8 and curvy.[/QUOTE]I was wondering what was going on with it. I can tell fake tits from a mile away but fake butts are still new to me.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;6014032]My situation's more unique because they were coming out of a trap door in my closet, so long story short, it's a different hassle, but I really appreciate it. I think I tried your method at a different place to good results.

Anyway, I got to see salma69 and she was great. Teenie weenie bit of English, but she works with you and can whip out the translator. Super tall with a deep, womanly voice and that's exactly what I like to see / hear. A proper woman. Hummana hummana.

Even with her limited communication, I can still clearly tell she has a wonderful personality waiting to come through as long as you can speak Spanish with her. Her ad reads seem sketchtopia, but she's legit. As the other person mentioned "mixed reception", I'm assuming that anyone that has had a negative experience with her was simply not an amicable person. She / her booker insists on being nice to her because obviously nobody wants to deal with drama, so just be a normal, polite guy and you'll have a great time.[/QUOTE]GFE? DFK? I ask because of the expectation of the recession. A 2 time non GFE suddenly DFK me with tongue. And chest to chest cuddling after. And the sublet landlady seems to be working hard for rent.

As for the ants, they have to come from outside. The whole colony may get in, lived for a while without being seen. But all of a sudden they have to come out into the house for food and water. Maybe there's none outside or they are blocked from getting out.

It's a lot easier to track them and seal the outside entrance. After a few seasons they can't find novel ways to get in. You can't really seal the inside because ants can always find a way into the house from between the walls, like window and door frames, cabinets.

[QUOTE=JamesD2004;6014502]GFE? DFK? I ask because of the expectation of the recession. A 2 time non GFE suddenly DFK me with tongue. And chest to chest cuddling after. And the sublet landlady seems to be working hard for rent.

As for the ants, they have to come from outside. The whole colony may get in, lived for a while without being seen. But all of a sudden they have to come out into the house for food and water. Maybe there's none outside or they are blocked from getting out.

It's a lot easier to track them and seal the outside entrance. After a few seasons they can't find novel ways to get in. You can't really seal the inside because ants can always find a way into the house from between the walls, like window and door frames, cabinets.[/QUOTE]For me at least, it was limited. For entrance and goodbye, she'd clearly move her face to suggest letting me give her a peck on the cheek, but that was it. She was slow and sensual enough about the BJ.

As for those little bastards, yea, but I just can't get myself to care as long as they stay out of my room. My roommates can deal with the rest, especially since one of them is a delusional twat who needs to be taught a lesson. This house I'm renting a room at seems to be more complicated than I thought, so I'll leave it to them if it persists.

[QUOTE=JamesD2004;6013276]Follow the line of ants outside and see where they come in from the outside. Seal it. Spray them with any soapy solution as long as it has bubbles when you shake it. They will drop dead instantly. It's too good to be true and hard convince people to try it at least for the last decade.[/QUOTE]Soapy water is extremely effective against roaches too.

[QUOTE=OCpyro;6015891]Soapy water is extremely effective against roaches too.[/QUOTE]That's my dream to find one. Compared to ants it's like a carrier vs canoe. But it can disable flies. Then I kill them with a few drops of alcohol while they are grounded.

Recently, saw asian (flip) snookie kissonkatalia. YMMV.

She has a thick ass and tries to come off hard but I can see right through that demeanor.

Full GFE except her dfk was more like lfk and her sucking was so-so and only decent thing about the hr was she enjoyed getting her kitty licked and sucked.

I will not repeat!

Reached out. 1st This was the response.

-380 $ hhr 600 $ hr.

-I asked if that included DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS. Her response was +200.00.

I told her, I'm good. SMH.

I had PMd her earlier and this came thru. Notice that there is no listing of the above items I asked about so its prolly safe to assume that they are NOT and that they are add ons.

Hey babe Incalls $180 quick visit $280 half hour $500 full hour. Outcalls (Transportation fees not Included and may vary on location + Deposit required **unless uber / lyft is ordered*.

$280 qv $380 HHR $600 HR Pm me your phone number then TXT With Your Handle so I can verify your account and provide more information on the transportation fee love🥰 Leah.

MEET UP NO: AA, BBFS, GREEK, CIM.

She's effing high.

Anybody met and got intel on JordanaJin.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JordanaJin[/URL]

Looks like 2 unforgivable is an HX veteran, would like to know some intel on her.

Anybody in here seen her recently? Or ever LOL.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/2unforgivable[/URL]

[QUOTE=VolcaSabi;6021455]Looks like 2 unforgivable is an HX veteran, would like to know some intel on her. Anybody in here seen her recently? Or ever LOL. [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/2unforgivable[/URL][/QUOTE]Haven't seen her, but checked her out: Her HX ratings are overwhelmingly from 2012 - 10 years ago, and no ratings since 2019. Her profile says Vietnamese and Filipino, but she looks black maybe with some azn mix. I like blasian girls though and I think it's cute that she's a weeb. She has face and neck tattoos. Which. WHY do so many women get these? Her HX profile doesn't have pics but her twitter kiitanauzumakii does. My concern with her is what her nipples look like. She could have cute nipples, or "Quaid, start the reactor" nipples, and she never shows them so it's too risky. I'd also need to see her menu / service because maybe half to 2/3 of the American girls who post have GPS or very restrictive menus so I disqualify them on that.

[QUOTE=PewpHead;6022067]Haven't seen her, but checked her out: Her HX ratings are overwhelmingly from 2012 - 10 years ago, and no ratings since 2019. Her profile says Vietnamese and Filipino, but she looks black maybe with some azn mix. I like blasian girls though and I think it's cute that she's a weeb. She has face and neck tattoos. Which. WHY do so many women get these? Her HX profile doesn't have pics but her twitter kiitanauzumakii does. My concern with her is what her nipples look like. She could have cute nipples, or "Quaid, start the reactor" nipples, and she never shows them so it's too risky. I'd also need to see her menu / service because maybe half to 2/3 of the American girls who post have GPS or very restrictive menus so I disqualify them on that.[/QUOTE]She has a profile on pd MaxAkira808.

On pd She initially had 500 hr but has risen her price 600 hr, I haven't reached out on hx for pricing.

Anyone done biz with either of these two? If so would love to hear your experience debating between the 2. Thanks!

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/IsabellaRue[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/lushjasmine243[/URL]

[QUOTE=Dohma22;6022518]Anyone done biz with either of these two? If so would love to hear your experience debating between the 2. Thanks!

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/IsabellaRue[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/lushjasmine243[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw her a few days ago -- really talkative (she injured her ankle recently and talked my head off about how it happened for like 15 minutes) and was kinda drunk, but she didn't clock watch (I opted for hhr). Her pics are a little deceiving (her ass isn't that phat, has a bit of a gut) and her CG is weak but she's receptive to doggy. I'd prob give her a 6/10 honestly, but she's a nice girl.

Hello everyone!

I am someone who has been dipping their toes into this Hobby and I would like to share my experience with Italiancremebee. One of the providers some people here are eager to meet I know, I was too.

First off, I know that there is a process to this when it comes to this hobby but I never had a lot of trouble trying to communicate with a provider before. I am well aware both parties, the provider and the consumer, need to cooperate in order for both to feel safe and meet.

When I contacted cremebee everything seemed fine until it came to verification. I was ok to verify since I've had other providers ask for the same thing. But then she got defensive when I wanted to ask some simple questions. Her tone of voice changed and it felt like I was talking to a whole ass other person. I knew that some people here have mentioned she has some stuff going on but damn she blew up on me.

In the end I decided to not meet with her because I was scared of my own safety. I even let her know that I don't feel comfortable and I'm sorry for wasting your time but I'm not meeting you.

And yeah she threatened to post about me to everyone if I didn't give her a picture of myself or a deposit.

All I'm saying is I know I could of done better but guys. Be careful with this one.

[QUOTE=WheresLofi;6024397]Hello everyone!

I am someone who has been dipping their toes into this Hobby and I would like to share my experience with Italiancremebee. One of the providers some people here are eager to meet I know, I was too.

First off, I know that there is a process to this when it comes to this hobby but I never had a lot of trouble trying to communicate with a provider before. I am well aware both parties, the provider and the consumer, need to cooperate in order for both to feel safe and meet.

When I contacted cremebee everything seemed fine until it came to verification. I was ok to verify since I've had other providers ask for the same thing. But then she got defensive when I wanted to ask some simple questions. Her tone of voice changed and it felt like I was talking to a whole ass other person. I knew that some people here have mentioned she has some stuff going on but damn she blew up on me.

In the end I decided to not meet with her because I was scared of my own safety. I even let her know that I don't feel comfortable and I'm sorry for wasting your time but I'm not meeting you.

And yeah she threatened to post about me to everyone if I didn't give her a picture of myself or a deposit.

All I'm saying is I know I could of done better but guys. Be careful with this one.[/QUOTE]Are you a level 0 with maybe 1 to 3 networks?

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;6024906]Are you a level 0 with maybe 1 to 3 networks?[/QUOTE]Yeah, I only have 4 reviews, maybe that's why?

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;6024906]Are you a level 0 with maybe 1 to 3 networks?[/QUOTE]From one Hapa to another Hapa. The b1tch is PSYCHO. Like completely unhinged. Dont let that innocent face fool ya. I know that she was ok in the beginning of her tribulations and I dont doubt that there are some that had good experiences but she has a manager now, has a BAD BAD "Habit", (and Im not judging, just saying) and she is wacko. Like will flip out in a volatile manner in a millisecond.

[QUOTE=GuysTT2;6026217]From one Hapa to another Hapa. The b1tch is PSYCHO. Like completely unhinged. Dont let that innocent face fool ya. I know that she was ok in the beginning of her tribulations and I dont doubt that there are some that had good experiences but she has a manager now, has a BAD BAD "Habit", (and Im not judging, just saying) and she is wacko. Like will flip out in a volatile manner in a millisecond.[/QUOTE]So, ever since she started hanging out with these new dudes who give her the substances has made her even more evil!

I've seen her when she first hit hx and was very easy to get extra's with decent tips and I never cip'd her cause she said not to. But, a few times she told me to cum inside her cause the sex was.

100% wild and freaky and she loved it. But, I passed cause I knew she was they type that might blackmail me for daddy money. Like ArabianQueen has to several guys.

But, as time went by I did see her again and full bare sesh but I did notice that she got worse so I quit seeing her but now it seems she has gotten Very Evil!

She is also a paranoid one cause she used to say thing during pillow talk that I figured her brain is cookoo like Oc_lexy.

[QUOTE=WheresLofi;6026125]Yeah, I only have 4 reviews, maybe that's why?[/QUOTE]Hapa has a reasonable point under some circumstances but this chick has gone off the deep end. I have seen her in a TOTAL psychosis and literally go from "normal' to totally volatile, whacked out, spun out and a danger to herself an others. Your rating prolly doesn't have much to do with it. There is too much evidence on the table to her mental illness and the symptoms are textbook.

Reading posts below helps me feel a bit more sane haha.

I saw Kylie again will pass on seeing her again. She's still got great skills and is an awesome girl. She gets more ink every time I see her and coasts with no make up. If the crew wasn't as hard to reach I'd visit again. I'd still highly recommend her though.

If you want to reach her you have to catch the booker around 0800 am when he posts. Wow I was obsessed with this girl LOL.

Jade Candy. Part of baby crew. Didn't make it out until got the "come in" message somehow. Girl in photos? She has slightly bit more weight to her in person. But still a small girl. Cool enough to chill with. No luck with DFK and bit lackluster in head like Athena LOL.

So I log on HX today and the review club (recently renamed to Bob's Place) was gone. Weird. So I click the club mod's profile HELLOBOB, and it says this:

[QUOTE]You promised me that you would never give out my real name. I really trusted you. After you gave out my name (Which CJ States in his Club that you did), CJ Used it to blackmail me because his club was dormant. Did you read the blackmail messages he sent me? You should, feel free to go into the HelloBob account and My personal account.

I have supported this website for 13 years and probably spent well over $5,000 dollars on FX points. I was going to announce a contest this Friday and the winner would win free mail for 5 years which I was going to pay for. You have dealed with censorship your whole time running this site, yet you did the same thing to our Club, You Censored us, a small group of guys in a small mico-sized section of a website. Did you even bother reading the reviews? Or did you just go off what CJ told you? Because I read the reviews and 95% of them were stellar reviews praising the women. That translated into more FX Points. More Money for Site. More money for the girls.

Inclosing, Bobs Place was the Best thing to happen to this website in many years and it proved that even with all the division in America, people came together to celebrate the freedom of speech on a platform they loved. The HelloBob movement may have been blocked inside this website but the memory will live on.[/QUOTE]Sucks, because that review club was the best thing on that site other than the girls themselves. It worked even better than reviews here because it was easier to search. It should go without saying that you should never trust anyone, and never give out your real name / info to anyone.

[QUOTE=WheresLofi;6024397]Hello everyone!

I am someone who has been dipping their toes into this Hobby and I would like to share my experience with Italiancremebee. One of the providers some people here are eager to meet I know, I was too.

First off, I know that there is a process to this when it comes to this hobby but I never had a lot of trouble trying to communicate with a provider before. I am well aware both parties, the provider and the consumer, need to cooperate in order for both to feel safe and meet.

When I contacted cremebee everything seemed fine until it came to verification. I was ok to verify since I've had other providers ask for the same thing. But then she got defensive when I wanted to ask some simple questions. Her tone of voice changed and it felt like I was talking to a whole ass other person. I knew that some people here have mentioned she has some stuff going on but damn she blew up on me.

In the end I decided to not meet with her because I was scared of my own safety. I even let her know that I don't feel comfortable and I'm sorry for wasting your time but I'm not meeting you.

And yeah she threatened to post about me to everyone if I didn't give her a picture of myself or a deposit.

All I'm saying is I know I could of done better but guys. Be careful with this one.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the heads up I tried to PM her. And finally got a response but no contact number, saw that she had some negative ratings, guess I know why now.

This oughta be interesting. LOL.

[QUOTE=LationHeat;6027084]Reading posts below helps me feel a bit more sane haha.

I saw Kylie again will pass on seeing her again. She's still got great skills and is an awesome girl. She gets more ink every time I see her and coasts with no make up. If the crew wasn't as hard to reach I'd visit again. I'd still highly recommend her though.

If you want to reach her you have to catch the booker around 0800 am when he posts. Wow I was obsessed with this girl LOL.

Jade Candy. Part of baby crew. Didn't make it out until got the "come in" message somehow. Girl in photos? She has slightly bit more weight to her in person. But still a small girl. Cool enough to chill with. No luck with DFK and bit lackluster in head like Athena LOL.[/QUOTE]Saw Jade back in April, and I can say she's probably the thinnest provider I've seen other than someone like Ami. You could throw her around like nobody's business hah. Agree with the DFK & lackluster head & chill attitude though. Didn't know she was part of the crew!

[QUOTE=PewpHead;6027309]So I log on HX today and the review club (recently renamed to Bob's Place) was gone. Weird. So I click the club mod's profile HELLOBOB, and it says this:

Sucks, because that review club was the best thing on that site other than the girls themselves. It worked even better than reviews here because it was easier to search. It should go without saying that you should never trust anyone, and never give out your real name / info to anyone.[/QUOTE]I do agree that bob's club was the best thing that's happened for HX.

Sucks that it got shut down though.

Was interesting that it conflicted with the "safety club" even though the review club provided more info that related to safety than the "safety club".

[QUOTE=JasonVee;6027832]I do agree that bob's club was the best thing that's happened for HX.

Sucks that it got shut down though.

Was interesting that it conflicted with the "safety club" even though the review club provided more info that related to safety than the "safety club".[/QUOTE]Just my opinion Bob's Burgers will not be back.

[QUOTE=JasonVee;6027832]I do agree that bob's club was the best thing that's happened for HX.

Sucks that it got shut down though.

Was interesting that it conflicted with the "safety club" even though the review club provided more info that related to safety than the "safety club".[/QUOTE]Yea, I remember the earlier years on HX, there was a club called "LASER" basically the same. It got shot down too.

[QUOTE=PewpHead;6027309]So I log on HX today and the review club (recently renamed to Bob's Place) was gone. \[/QUOTE]And many years ago, there was a sister site to HX that was GREAT!

[QUOTE=Taws6;6028126]And many years ago, there was a sister site to HX that was GREAT![/QUOTE]I can't help but to add my obvious opinion. The HX model works, reviews are not part of it. It's futile to do it within HX. What do you expect? What are you thinking. HX also provides a shield against sites like TER. There are still review groups outside. You may get a kick running it but it's not fun after Fiesta.

[QUOTE=AntilySol;6027758]Saw Jade back in April, and I can say she's probably the thinnest provider I've seen other than someone like Ami. You could throw her around like nobody's business hah. Agree with the DFK & lackluster head & chill attitude though. Didn't know she was part of the crew![/QUOTE]Hey man 3 months is a long time for anyone to gain / lose weight even 2 cycles. I'm not calling her chubby or anything was just expecting someone with more of borderline anorexic body based of photos? You could still easily through her around still.

She weighs like 5 pounds more than I expected. But on woman with her petite size that can make a difference.

Kimkurrenci (HX).

Saw her and over=priced Japanese girl and she ain't 21 as she says on her profile.

Too me in person just gnd looks full GFE but I went to see her for her tiny brown eye. And, yes it was tiny and Tight but with a enough lube I enter that dark cave and jr explored the inner walls of her butthole.

No repeat for me just my opinion and can get better with a little cheaper and full bare send with a lovely Kgirl.

I won't say donation cause what I get might be different from you plus anal. You want to know her entrance fee message her on hx to get the numbers.

Hobby on!

The reality is humaniplex should be called bookerplex because it's secretly run by bookers that are monitoring your pms and keeping your private information. So whenever unfavorable reviews come up about a girl they will end up throwing you out of there because its fucking up their business. We won't be able to combat this until we assemble. I'll be starting a secret group for mongers to share information. Pm me and get the word out.

[QUOTE=ElonMusk;6028270]The reality is humaniplex should be called bookerplex because it's secretly run by bookers that are monitoring your pms and keeping your private information. So whenever unfavorable reviews come up about a girl they will end up throwing you out of there because its fucking up their business. We won't be able to combat this until we assemble. I'll be starting a secret group for mongers to share information. Pm me and get the word out.[/QUOTE]Well in 2022 aka age of transparency of information. Having information driven decision making should be part of standard work flow regardless of industry (underground like this or above ground). Don't you think having accurate feedback on the providers gives booker actionable information that could help maintain sustainable client base? I mean obviously bookers and mamasans don't have mba from Harvard or Stanford but just a thought.

Saw her today. OMG she's a baddy. I'd describe as a 23 yo super thin Eva Mendez in fact better than Eva. But she works hard all day and was clearly exhausted. As was I. For looks would like to know how I can do better. Fine af menu was honored but not GFE and can't blame her she is hot shit and has high demand.

[QUOTE=Dohma22;6028403]Saw her today. OMG she's a baddy. I'd describe as a 23 yo super thin Eva Mendez in fact better than Eva. But she works hard all day and was clearly exhausted. As was I. For looks would like to know how I can do better. Fine af menu was honored but not GFE and can't blame her she is hot shit and has high demand.[/QUOTE]Agree with you on her looks. Fantastic body, not athletic but slim. However, service was not great. Mechanical and quiet.

[QUOTE=JasonVee;6027832]I do agree that bob's club was the best thing that's happened for HX.

Sucks that it got shut down though.

Was interesting that it conflicted with the "safety club" even though the review club provided more info that related to safety than the "safety club".[/QUOTE]It didn't conflict with the safety club originally. The site's admins, not the Safety Club owner, logged onto his account and Doxxed the guy's actual hobbying account within the Safety Club. The user name originally got brought up to the safety club because it was violating the site's TOS of just amassing a bunch of ratings without verification. Clearly though that was 4 d chess move to just bring attention to the club because everyone just started talking about the review club in the discussion about the user name which led to the club going poof but the user name still remaining. I didn't realize the site's admins could just login to your account like that and now this hellobob guy is trying to do some 4 chan Anonymous legion crap get rid of the safety club.