Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Buff9999;2549952]I have seen a review on the girl in the ad and it was negative.[/QUOTE]Yeah, guess it's a good one for a newbie to toftt.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;2549671]Have spoken with both. Didn't get a good vibe from either.

Kelsey wanted 175 for one hr massage and when I asked if that included extras she said no, that would be more. Red flag, It had upsells all over it.

The other one said 150 for the hr. Sounded old! Believe its FS. Still not good enough for me to pull the trigger.[/QUOTE]I bet there is no rub, just a FS, again we need some newbies to step up and toftt.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tantricescape-to-paradise/12042037[/URL]

Anyone seen them yet?

[QUOTE=TideLover;2552296][URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tantricescape-to-paradise/12042037[/URL]

Anyone seen them yet?[/QUOTE]From many of the reviews I've read in general seems like anytime "Tantric" is in the pitch it's a bad deal.

60 dollars an hour, open from 10 am to 10 pm 7 days a week. Pretty open spot for a place offering extras, but never saw it until today. Any intel?

[QUOTE=Jaymack;2558464]60 dollars an hour, open from 10 am to 10 pm 7 days a week. Pretty open spot for a place offering extras, but never saw it until today. Any intel?[/QUOTE]Like the rest of the Chinese places in Hoover & Pelham. Pretty much legit with DIY being the only thing that might be offered.

[QUOTE=Jaymack;2558464]60 dollars an hour, open from 10 am to 10 pm 7 days a week. Pretty open spot for a place offering extras, but never saw it until today. Any intel?[/QUOTE]No different than Hoover foot just a massage all these places are the same now.

TGTBT? Got to be.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/steamy-romantic-sensual-erotic-rejuvenatlon/12104870[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jaymack;2558464]60 dollars an hour, open from 10 am to 10 pm 7 days a week. Pretty open spot for a place offering extras, but never saw it until today. Any intel?[/QUOTE]Save your $.

Yesterday I dropped in for a massage; I guess the AC was on the fritz as all the doors were open and it was warm inside (11 AM?).

Anyways ... there were no arguments about the advertised $50 hour massage rate and so we got to it. My hands were allowed to roam (externally) and towards the end she did occasionally touch the very back of the boys, BUT that was all. I told her tips depended on it but there was No joy experienced, and despite her begging at the door she got a $0 tip.

Note: their cloth doors are very shear, as I was leaving I saw the next client lying butt naked on the table. Anyone from here?

[QUOTE=Wiregrass;2562303]Yesterday I dropped in for a massage; I guess the AC was on the fritz as all the doors were open and it was warm inside (11 AM?).

Anyways ... there were no arguments about the advertised $50 hour massage rate and so we got to it. My hands were allowed to roam (externally) and towards the end she did occasionally touch the very back of the boys, BUT that was all. I told her tips depended on it but there was No joy experienced, and despite her begging at the door she got a $0 tip.

Note: their cloth doors are very shear, as I was leaving I saw the next client lying butt naked on the table. Anyone from here?[/QUOTE]Last time I got the same experiences and I uncomfortably tipped $20. The lady was in 50's and unattractive. Massage was below average. Room was not clean with the cloth door. I left very unhappy. I mentioned the advertised $50, but she said it is $60. Felt cheated! Avoid this place.

I recently visited Crystal on Pelham again. There are two young girls in 20's there. They are very nice. No extras, but they helped DIY.

[QUOTE=DavidPeter;2564221]Last time I got the same experiences and I uncomfortably tipped $20. The lady was in 50's and unattractive. Massage was below average. Room was not clean with the cloth door. I left very unhappy. I mentioned the advertised $50, but she said it is $60. Felt cheated! Avoid this place.

I recently visited Crystal on Pelham again. There are two young girls in 20's there. They are very nice. No extras, but they helped DIY.[/QUOTE]All the Pandas are typically self serve facilities. With curtains instead of doors what else would you expect?

I fell for the Panda deal in Homewood visiting several times thinking once I was considered a regular the extras would come. Never happened.

Haven't been there in a very long time and probably never go back. Although the massage at the Panda in Homewood was typically very good.

Went to Ocean Spa. Pretty blah service.

Mission attempt #1 FAILED. The:

Anybody checked out the new place on Lorna Rd yet?

[QUOTE=TiderInsider1;2571233]Anybody checked out the new place on Lorna Rd yet?[/QUOTE]Went by, but it's a little too visible for my tastes, given proximity to work and home.