Strip Club Reports

Justguessing: THANKS A MILLION for your review. I love lots of details, GREAT JOB listing not only the awkard policies and picayune expenses but also the changes in the structure and seating seating at Rick's (you talk like an architect or facilities designer!).

This new Rick's Cabaret sounds like a terrible ripoff! $20 for a lapdance bracelet is outrageous! Obviously they are forcing you to buy more than one lapdance. PT's now makes you buy a lapdance bracelet, but last time I was there it was only $5 (PT's is now owned by Hustler, I went to a Hustler club near St. Louis and they did the same thing).

I don't understand the purpose of escorting you to a seat, making you stand in line to tip a dancer, etc. Any theories for these strange policies? (security? upscale executive service?) Sounds like the Rick's system is time and money wasting hassle; I don't see them being very successful in Indy.

Last Friday I had a good time at Brad's Brass Flamingo (part of that good time was because of the free pork BBQ buffet). I HOPE Rick's doesn't buy them out! I have only been to Brad's Gold Club a few times. I usually went to the Brass Flamingo because it's closer for me.

I would probably say PT's is now an "upscale gentleman's club". PT's is more pricey than it used to be but I actually like the way it's run, nice clean, etc. (as opposed to some filthy dive like Lenny's or Patty's, not that I haven't been to those places several times). And I don't mind a FIVE dollar lapdance bracelet at PT's, but there's is absolutely NO WAY I'm paying TWENTY dollars for a bracelet at Rick's. You could get a whole lapdance or maybe 2 for that price somewhere else.

Sounds like the dancers are snobby too; I wouldn't like that (they're women who take their clothes off for strange men, what's to be arrogant about?). I'm assuming Rick's doesn't have any free food!

I'm avoiding Rick's like the plague (or should I say I'm avoiding it like herpes?) . I don't see a long and prosperous future for Rick's; this is Hoosierland where salaries (and the cost of living) are much lower than hoity-toity places like Las Vegas and L.A. Rick's certainly won't get any of my hard-earned money (i.e. I won't be shelling out big bucks there to get a hard-on!). If I have to spend a Franklin or more I'd rather go to an all-nude club, a nudist camp, lingerie shop, massage parlor or call an escort.

*For you younger people who didn't get my joke in the subject line, back in the old days we used to call anything that was overpriced "highway robbery"!

Northsideman

Great time Thursday night with some friends from here, lots of beer drunk and lap dances had. I fell in love only 3 times. Great sets of tits everywhere. Had lots of new friendlier talent since the last time I was there. Nobody tried the VIP room, but we were wearing out the couch'es.

TN

[QUOTE=AbbyAmour;1178546]I vote I rent an apartment where we can have monthly get togethers for verified hobby / providers only. The atmosphere is dark, dimly lit. Quiet, smokey music such as Lovage is playing in the back. Guys can go to the private bedrooms for. Er, private shows. Ha. . And people just chill and hang out. Kinda like a lounge for hobbiests and providers. Hmm. Maybe I'll talk to my local friends over at GBN about this. That might be kinda fun.[/QUOTE]Abby, I'm in!

[QUOTE=Cadillac31;1202964]Went to BBF, some nice girls, got dollar dances, then took one back to the room, seems pretty standard approach for most indy clubs. Any better action out, a more hands on approach?[/QUOTE]I went to Harem House and one dancer wanted a very hands on experience and others didn't but most where below my threshold of what I was willing to pay to get a dance from. But some are "hands friendly".

They have done sone rehiring and are workin on upgrading though as you all know that type of thing is a work in progress, They have girls for every preference but as per my understanding, no "providers" The more buiz they get the sooner for the upgrading. Special fav of mine is my baby sis mandy, go check her out but all the girls there are super awesome. CHECK it out! On Kentucky and Raymond. Advertises to open at 3 but normally doesn't until 430. Closed Sunday so GET IN THERE xoxo

[QUOTE=Two Nutts; 1207304]Great time Thursday night with some friends from here, lots of beer drunk and lap dances had. I fell in love only 3 times. Great sets of tits everywhere. Had lots of new friendlier talent since the last time I was there. Nobody tried the VIP room, but we were wearing out the couch'es.

TN[/QUOTE]Yup, it was fun. Found an old friend from silk who switched to HH. Nice to see her and to resume the fun in the back. However TN did you report the missing person to the IPD. He has been missing the last couple of times we have been drinking beer and playing with tities. I really think it's the size of his "pretentious bore" that makes him insecure to venture out!

FF.

PS. She's back, Tina's freckled tities and thieving ways.

I am visiting indy and it seems like BBF is the best value out of the clubs out here, especially for a non-regular. I don't want to get mugged in the process of going to a club, so could anyone tell me what the area is like around it.

Area around it is industrial commercial. Parking lot has security and lights.

As a non regular be prepared to tip at stage and ask girls you want to see expect a fair percentage to not stop by even if they say yes but the is enough depth of quality dancers you'll find someone you like.

[QUOTE=Combat Tank;1208691]I am visiting indy and it seems like BBF is the best value out of the clubs out here, especially for a non-regular. I don't want to get mugged in the process of going to a club, so could anyone tell me what the area is like around it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak; 1208634]Yup, it was fun. Found an old friend from silk who switched to HH. Nice to see her and to resume the fun in the back. However TN did you report the missing person to the IPD. He has been missing the last couple of times we have been drinking beer and playing with tities. I really think it's the size of his "pretentious bore" that makes him insecure to venture out!

Not forgotton, I mean as much as we dogged him all night for not showing up. I've been to HH many many times over several years more titties there than I can remember. There was at least 11-12 decient girls there ON THURSDAY NIGHT!

Oh, ILLAPP most were at our table all night, even after they tried hitting me up for drinks and I told then I would only purchase water for them. I invented the 3 song back massage for 10. 00, I enjoy that as much as a 1 song dance for 20. 00 in the back.

I feel very badly I missed you for the second straight trip, if only you had been a week earlier I would have worn your old ass out keeping you out every night, bad timing for us. Actually I was out 3 nites out of 4 that week and I am still recovering. I had a beer for you on the table at PT's amateur night for you, I think FF or HOW or MrP drank it though. If not next time then soon as we can old friend. I will keep an eye on those titties for you and see if I can keep the 3 song massage tradition alive in your absence. I was in there at night early the week before and daytime the next day, the first nite was decent and made a really cute little friend who is elsehere already, and the next day the day shift was sort of old familiar faces, mid shift didn't show up, and nite shift was thin. What a difference a week can make.

[QUOTE=Two Nutts; 1209004]

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak; 1208634]Yup, it was fun. Found an old friend from silk who switched to HH. Nice to see her and to resume the fun in the back. However TN did you report the missing person to the IPD. He has been missing the last couple of times we have been drinking beer and playing with tities. I really think it's the size of his "pretentious bore" that makes him insecure to venture out!

Not forgotton, I mean as much as we dogged him all night for not showing up. I've been to HH many many times over several years more titties there than I can remember. There was at least 11-12 decient girls there ON THURSDAY NIGHT!

Oh, ILLAPP most were at our table all night, even after they tried hitting me up for drinks and I told then I would only purchase water for them. I invented the 3 song back massage for 10. 00, I enjoy that as much as a 1 song dance for 20. 00 in the back. [/QUOTE]

My story.

Well, just got back from the Girls GirLs GiRLz!

I had been having a long day, and it being payday from Costco decided it was time to wet my throat and have some fun. I stopped into this gritty little club somewheres on the northeast of town.

I was sitting at the bar for a few minutes when I noticed a stunning young burnette

Woman down the bar. She looked a lot like the singer Nina who sang 99 red balloons in the eighties.

I finally dialed up my courage to talk to her. She said her name was ____ and that she didn't go to strip clubs that often, but definitely loved loved loved watching hot women dance naked and more, and that she was very bi.

I liked her spunk and her lustful enthusiasm and would have picked her up there. But she had a couple pals who she was already there with and would be leaving with. I asked if she would ever be around or could meet her again as I suspected she would be a great lay. She said something about working over by the Speedway and Debonaire? 0. O (@__@).

There's still some balloons out there floating around making me. Hopeful.

Winter is always to problematic for me in terms of strip club attire. I had a horrible zipper accident with an over enthusiastic dancer in college once and I have sworn off strip club zipperwear of any kind ever since.

Thats why I truly do love the commando shorts approach that summer allows us mongers when we go astripping in this balmy weather. Its easy, breezy, and most of all, efficient. Plus, I have calves that Rodin couldn't improve upon. I think it helps. (Patience gentle reader. I am not boasting for boasting's sake. This detail is very key to the narrative as a whole)

So anyway, there I was visiting my favorite artist at my favorite location who I am pleased to say has never ended up on these forums and who I am even more pleased to say, never will by any action of me or mine. (don't ask. I'm just that kind of ahole)

We had been talking for quite some time and low an behold her favorite song pops up so we go back for a private dance. I was astonished, I mean ASTONISHED, to discover that her favorite song was by Prince. So rare in a stripper.

But it ended up being a great set consisting of "raspberry beret", followed by "black velvet", followed by "I want to f#$k you like an animal".

As per usual with this particular entertainer, discreet access to my better half was obtained via my short's oh so convenient leg hole. As Trent Resner pounded out his final one man base line, I pounded out a few billion potential mini-me's.

All was well. We hugged. We gave our sincerest wishes that there be a football season and she went to clean up and I went to my seat.

It is a cruel joke that our creator has played upon us that the temperature of substances leaving our body do so at body temperature. You really can't feel them as they seep down your leg, stain your shorts, and dribble down your previously mentioned bronze worthy calves.

They can however apparently be seen quite vividly. As I walked by a table of two mongers and several dancers, they all (very indiscreetly I thought) burst out into laughter as I passed walked past them and to my table.

Ever curious, I inquired as to the source of their humor and one of the girls explained that in the process of checking out my legs (see? I told you my calves were relevant) she noticed that I had a considerable volume of my special home brew making its way down into my keens. And that I needed a change in shorts.

So. Take heed my fellow fellows. Shorts, while stylish, convenient, and accessible, are also short. There is a lot of visible dripping room between their bottom and the floor. Beware!

Glaucon,

I too am a big fan of the commando shorts approach, but I am somewhat paranoid about a mishap of the type you detailed. I suffered from a similar unplanned incident at the Hugger once, but it was only known to me and my new friend, as the salvo cleared the hem of the shorts with ease. However, trying to discreetly mop up the floor with drink napkins is a bit of a challenge.

In order to avoid these issues, I have added one item to my wardrobe for trips to the clubs: a dry raincoat, which is put on just prior to any involved interaction, and only around 6 bucks for a twelver at WalMart. I have found that this eliminates any troublesome spills, and the entertainers who have been made aware of such preparations have expressed appreciation for my thoughtfulness. While it can tend to decrease sensitivity, this allows me to get through at least a few songs before calling it quits.

While I equate the use of these devices during actual intercourse to eating a steak with a balloon on one's tongue, at the clubs, with just grinding and grabbing, they seem to do the trick.

[QUOTE=Glaucon; 1209087]<snip Thats why I truly do love the commando shorts approach that summer allows us mongers when we go astripping in this balmy weather. Its easy, breezy, and most of all, efficient. <snip [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Glaucon; 1209087]Winter is always to problematic for me in terms of strip club attire. I had a horrible zipper accident with an over enthusiastic dancer in college once and I have sworn off strip club zipperwear of any kind ever since.

So. Take heed my fellow fellows. Shorts, while stylish, convenient, and accessible, are also short. There is a lot of visible dripping room between their bottom and the floor. Beware! [/QUOTE]1. Tape a makeup sponge in a strategic location to sop up the little guys. Heck providers use it to keep Aunt from flowing.

2. Carry a tube of white suntan lotion with you into the back room. Then everyone will think you were back tanning instead of playing and she just didn't get it all rubbed in.

FF

PS. Speaking of tanning lotion, did you know that Slutcake found one that really brings out her freckles?

Meant to include a picture with my story.