Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=EnderWiggins;6225170]Will AMPs be open Thanksgiving morning?[/QUOTE]Probably. Might have to hunt around, depending on your area.

[QUOTE=EnderWiggins;6225170]Will AMPs be open Thanksgiving morning?[/QUOTE]Of course they will be open.

Some might close early but they are open year around no closure for holidays at AMPs.

Did a quick run thru FedWay. Uggos and grannies everywhere except Lotus and Goddess.

MILF Kiki still at Goddess but door was opened by cutie Wendy. I woukd have stayed but during the 1-2 minutes I talked with Wendy upon entry, she looked up from her iPhone video game exactly zero times. Based on paxt experiences, if their "attract mode" is that shitty I can guarantee the service will be, too. If you can't at least pretend that you're happy I'm there BEFORE I pay, how the hell are you going to pretend that I'm a stud afterwards? Not even a slice of effort to entice me to stay. She acted like she was doing me a favor by simply opening the door. That kind of I dont give a fuck attitude always shows up in session as low enthusiasm, restrictive menu, upsell, one-handed lame massage while the other uses her phone, and/or rushing me to finish.

Next.

And if anyone sees Wendy this week, please let me know if I called this one right. If my radar is wrong on this one Ill adjust it.

P.S. Old uggo at Lucky Star on Renton Ave today, too. Woof.

Aussie and Zorro, thanks for having my back.

I wasn't 100% sure it was a race issue, but I am hard pressed to think of what else it might have been.

To be honest, I am not that woke either, and if she doesn't want to be with an AA, I am actually ok with that. But then, as Zorro pointed out, don't take my money.

It sounds like now might be the time to try Channel or Mimi. If I do, I will report back.

Whatever the situation, I appreciate this community and us looking out for one another and each other's experience. Top shelf quality gents, all around.

BTW: I recovered quickly from my bad experience with Maria, with back-to-back amazing experiences with Mia at NB massage in Parkland. I hadn't been there in a while, but Mia recognized me immediately, and treated me like a King. Mia is a short cutie with a really pretty face, dimples, bolt on tits with great long nipples, and blond hair. She never rushes, cycles through as many positions as I like, includes heaps of dirty talk and seems to get off on seeing big loads cumming on her. She's does a lot of acting but turns it off if you laugh and tell her it's ok to stop. She doesn't pull that "dick too big" bs. She seems ok with an average size American dick, and even likes it. So if you have been getting that "too big" line, she is your girl. Snug kitty, but by no means extra tight.

She has great enthusiasm and gets to work. I put it to her both visits, with some CBJ, CG, K9 and some hard pounding in mish. I like her actual massage too. She earns every penny.

Also at NB was Tina, who is a bit taller and thinner, and there was a sexy new girl I have never seen there before. Will get more details on the new girl next time I go.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6224577]I had a text convo with Chanel and told her I'd sent one of my buddies who happened to be AA to check out the spa, that he received terrible treatment and service from Maria, and that it made me regret the referral. Chanel seemed surprised and reacted like I hoped she would. I also told her that's such behavior would need to change before I'd send other friends.

FYI Maria is back in Miami for Thansgiving so it's just Chanel and Mimi now. Tho I haven't met Mimi.

Maria's racist BS might fly in Florida, but that nonsense is unwelcome in WA. And I'm not even that woke.[/QUOTE]

Dropped by Goddess in FedWay early to repeat with Kiki. Found myself approaching the front door at the same time as a Chinese auntie. She literally just drove up drom California. I helped her bring her make-up stand and bags from her white Mercedes with Cali plates into the shoppe. She said her name was Mimi. Very polite but I would not bang. Too old and chubby. Kiki wasn't there so I moved on.

[QUOTE=AmericanScott;6226666]Aussie and Zorro, thanks for having my back.[/QUOTE]The least we can do since that racist THOT wouldn't properly have your front.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6225963]
And if anyone sees Wendy this week, please let me know if I called this one right. If my radar is wrong on this one Ill adjust it.[/QUOTE]Here's my experience.

I just got done banging the other girl at Goddess (Apple) who was super friendly, young, nice bolt-ons, and had a great time. As I was in the process of getting dressed, Apple called Wendy into the room, and she grabbed my bare cock, and started squeezing my nipples. I started rubbing her as well, but her tits are very small and then I started kissing her neck. Apple seemed a little jealous, so I started playing with her too. Wendy and Apple wanted me to come back the next day for a threesome. I haven't been back since, but I have thought about seeing Wendy. I liked her Pat Benatar style haircut and sexy style. Your timing may have just been off. I think Wendy would be a lot of fun in the sack.

[QUOTE=ItalianSteel;6228104]Here's my experience.

I just got done banging the other girl at Goddess (Apple) who was super friendly, young, nice bolt-ons, and had a great time.[/QUOTE]Unable to edit my previous post, so I need to add this happened about a month ago to avoid any confusion.

Went to the new (ish) AMP in Tacoma near the safe way, I usually am easily satisfied and it sort of takes a lot to piss me off enough to dump on someone's service but this was something else.

Saw an ad that this place has a free table shower (which I'm a sucker for) and. 6 for an hour house fee. Young ladies blah blah, so I go. I never go to AMPs looking for FS, just a nice massage, TS, for sure a HE and BJ. Anyway, so yesterday I get there at approximately 9:10 am right as they open. So I'm expecting. 6 for the hour, she says. 7. I think okay, not what the ad says but alright lady that answered the door looks fit and skinny. Looked in her early 40's which means she was probably 50. Looked younger than she was for sure. Oh, and by the way I've been noticing more and more places charging. 7 for the hour. Anyone else noticing that in the Tacoma area or is that just me?

Anyway, I hand her a Benny (I've studied the Aussie strategy 2 bennys up front, which my gosh definitely works for making their day and earning you some better service. Side story- the plan wasn't to go to Pink Ocean I have an ATF at a different spot I was planning on dropping the 2 bennys on and having a lot of fun with but for some odd reason my favorite spot wasn't open at the normal time, I even saw a lady (not my girl) walk out with trash bags lock the door and never come back, so I said screw it it's time for plan b (which I also learned from you guys. Always have a plan b on where you're going)) thus we are at pink ocean handing a Benny over. Under normal circumstances I hand the house fee ONLY over then place the tip down later. I don't want them holding my change hostage haha. So she brings my change back. 3 and I safely tuck it away. I asked about the table shower and she said we don't have one just a normal one. Never trust an online ad right. So I go okay let's do it. We walk to the back there's 2 ladies in this place and the shower is in the way back in the laundry room. She puts me in the shower and apologizes that it's small. Some of you guys hate when they are talking in Chinese the whole time their servicing you and that's exactly what happened here. She was washing me in the shower, holding the shower head while the other lady was in the same room with us doing laundry, oh and did I mention it was also their kitchenette area? Other lady also starts making herself a plate of food, while I'm being washed in the same room and my lady is holding a Chinese conversation with her. She gave a bit of tease, stroking long John a few times, she asks me how old I am, I tell her, I ask how old she is, she says 21. Haha it's like do these ladies ever tell the truth about their age? Anyway, I found it comical that she's washing me and teasing long John with a few strokes while other lady is in the same room making a bowl of food. So after about a 5 minute shower we go back to the room. Now remember I paid. 7 for a one hour massage. I lay down she throws the towel on me she pats my back on the left side, pats my back on the right side. Then her phone rings. So we are 30 seconds into the massage and she says sorry and answers the phone. It's on speaker. The monger says "are you ready for me?" (in my brain I go thank Heavan's I didn't give her the tip yet, she's got an appointment she better not rush this).

Does she rush it? She goes "umm how far out are you?" He goes "I'm calling for Molly I'm on my way" she goes "this Molly, how many minute until you here?" He goes "15 minutes I'll see you soon" she goes "okay thank you," Hangs up and says "flip". I got pissed. Inwardly. Of course she rushes it. Flips me then says want boom boom or mouth. Guys I'm exaggerating if I say my massage was 2 minutes. It was damn near 1 minute max. Worst massage service I've had in my whole life. I go F it I'll at least get a BJ. So I motion she says how much. I gesture. 8. She says $. 3. In my brain I go you're kidding me. That's FS pricing, you've already rushed this and now you're high balling me. Haggling is a huge turn off for me so I just hand her $. She knows I've got that extra. 3 from earlier and attempts to shark it out of me. She goes no. Takes her phone out and typed in $. 3 (in my head I go you have enough time to haggle but not enough time to freaking give me the hour (which most of the time is like 30 min anyway) massage I bought. I smile and shake my head. She deleted then types in $. 2 I shake again, now she going to $. 1 I shake now she says okay and smiles, and I say you know I can always just come back and reach for the $ that's now in her hand. LOL. They're not going to let you leave with that $. At this point I'm turned off and ready to just go but she goes no no it's good and quickly leaves to put it away. Comes back have an alright CBJ gave me water and candy and shushed me as I'm heading out the door. I think damn. I just paid $. 7 for a 5 min regular shower, 1 minute massage and 5 min CBJ. I got their approximately 9:10 and I was back in my car around 9:25 am. Rushed. Haggling. Constant talking to other lady in Chinese. 0/10 wouldn't recommend.

There's so many other great choices in Tacoma. Don't waste your time with Molly Gents.

[QUOTE=ItalianSteel;6228104]Here's my experience.

I just got done banging the other girl at Goddess (Apple) who was super friendly, young, nice bolt-ons, and had a great time. As I was in the process of getting dressed, Apple called Wendy into the room, and she grabbed my bare cock, and started squeezing my nipples. I started rubbing her as well, but her tits are very small and then I started kissing her neck. Apple seemed a little jealous, so I started playing with her too. Wendy and Apple wanted me to come back the next day for a threesome. I haven't been back since, but I have thought about seeing Wendy. I liked her Pat Benatar style haircut and sexy style. Your timing may have just been off. I think Wendy would be a lot of fun in the sack.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. Different Wendy. This one has long hair and big boobs and has only been at Goddess for a few days.

A buddy who doesn't post here told me she was close (but not exactly) as I predicted when he saw her: quick lackluster massage, constantly on her phone, rushed CBJ, nice tits, Russian, tummy dammage, loose box, rushed to finish. Didn't complain about tip tho (200 all in).

[QUOTE=TJHart;6228484]Went to the new (ish) AMP in Tacoma near the safe way, I usually am easily satisfied and it sort of takes a lot to piss me off enough to dump on someone's service but this was something else.

Saw an ad that this place has a free table shower (which I'm a sucker for) and. 6 for an hour house fee. Young ladies blah blah, so I go. I never go to AMPs looking for FS, just a nice massage, TS, for sure a HE and BJ. Anyway, so yesterday I get there at approximately 9:10 am right as they open. So I'm expecting. 6 for the hour, she says. 7. I think okay, not what the ad says but alright lady that answered the door looks fit and skinny. Looked in her early 40's which means she was probably 50. Looked younger than she was for sure. Oh, and by the way I've been noticing more and more places charging. 7 for the hour. Anyone else noticing that in the Tacoma area or is that just me?

Anyway, I hand her a Benny (I've studied the Aussie strategy 2 bennys up front, which my gosh definitely works for making their day and earning you some better service. Side story- the plan wasn't to go to Pink Ocean I have an ATF at a different spot I was planning on dropping the 2 bennys on and having a lot of fun with but for some odd reason my favorite spot wasn't open at the normal time, I even saw a lady (not my girl) walk out with trash bags lock the door and never come back, so I said screw it it's time for plan b (which I also learned from you guys. Always have a plan b on where you're going)) thus we are at pink ocean handing a Benny over. Under normal circumstances I hand the house fee ONLY over then place the tip down later. I don't want them holding my change hostage haha. So she brings my change back. 3 and I safely tuck it away. I asked about the table shower and she said we don't have one just a normal one. Never trust an online ad right. So I go okay let's do it. We walk to the back there's 2 ladies in this place and the shower is in the way back in the laundry room..[/QUOTE]That's what thinking with the small head will get you.

Forget the extras for a hot second. You both agreed on 70 for an hour long massage. If she doesn't massage you for the full 60 minutes, you demand to get your money back. You do not leave until they refund you. If it's been 30 minutes, then at least get back 20 or 30 dollars and leave. Zero tip if they ever try to scam you like this.

Hey there! Feel like venturing to fw this weekend but haven't been in a while. Any updated info of good places and girls? I prefer a GFE exp but am open to just a solid massage and he also. Much appreciated!

Chanel at Aria is still hot. That booty in dg is WOW WOW WOW. It's a piece of art.

Viet girls are so hot and hard to find. This place hasnt hit rubmaps yet so session was uninterrupted.

[QUOTE=Pooner05;6229202]Hey there! Feel like venturing to fw this weekend but haven't been in a while. Any updated info of good places and girls? I prefer a GFE exp but am open to just a solid massage and he also. Much appreciated![/QUOTE]Lotus: Yuke or KK.

Alice: Lulu.

Ocean 3: One solid MILF and one young cutie.

The rest are going to disappoint you.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6229538]Chanel at Aria is still hot. That booty in dg is WOW WOW WOW. It's a piece of art.

Viet girls are so hot and hard to find. This place hasnt hit rubmaps yet so session was uninterrupted.[/QUOTE]Second this. Something about her demeanor especially if you make her laugh. A definite gem. Treat her well she's a good one.