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[QUOTE=EdginMan; 1737602]Oh, look. An internet tough guy. What a charmer.
Being a tool is no way to go through life, son.[/QUOTE]First of all I'm not your son second like I said go out and look for girls yourself you come on this board and haven't given any information at all but yet you want somebody to share with you on your first post. As far as me being an Internet tough guy no I'm not just a man giving you the facts. Now I'm done with you as I said give some to get some.
[QUOTE=EdginMan; 1737602]Oh, look. An internet tough guy. What a charmer.
Being a tool is no way to go through life, son.[/QUOTE]First off I'm not your son second like I said go talk to the girls yourself and then report back to us about the girl, on your very first post you want information and haven't given any info of your own that isn't how this board works. Now you grow a pair and earn your way to info like everybody else. You are like the fairy tale where nobody wanted to help bake the bread but they all wanted to eat. We all take chances out here getting caught by our favorite uncle so why should we take all the chances and then give you the benefits? And no I'm not an Internet tough guy I'm just a guy who likes to play with the girls and a guy who appreciates this site if you don't like it oh well but the way it is is the way it is. So please don't respond to this post or expect any info from me because now edginman you don't exist to me.
Molly I am from Miami and I spent a lot of time in the water I'd be more than happy to teach you to swim as I am cpr certified and volunteered 2 summers at a camp being a lifeguard. It won't cost you a thing. I just can't imagine losing such a sweet and darn cute provider to the water so just give me a call and we shall set up your lessons.
Mwah,
Silk
Ok. So. Where are we? Replies to replies about reviews on reviews? Somebody got a new puppy that urinated on admins shoes?
This is the thread for insulting the admin as long as he types in black digital ink? This is awesome! smiles
[QUOTE=Admin2; 1737739][blue]The blue ink is reserved for Admins on the forum. When I use it, such as now, I am speaking with my authority (I know that sounds grandiose, I just don't know how else to say it) as an admin on the board and expect any replies to such posting to show a modicum of respect. [/blue]
When the ink is in black, such as now, I'm speaking as myself.
[blue]If I call you a douchebag in this manner (I'm not, this is an example only) I'm calling you a douchebag as an Admin and that means you have really fucked up and you (universal you, not JustMe you) better shut the fuck up and do as I say or I'll end up banning you or editing your report to make you look like a fool. [/blue]
If I call you a douchbag like this, it's just me calling you a douchbag. If you feel like it you can call me a cocksucker, nancyboy, pantie-waist, douchbag, or whatever you prefer.
[blue]That doesn't work anywhere else on the forum except this thread, anywhere else I would throw the argumentative flag on both members. However this thread is the only place I post as myself and not as an admin.
Clear? [/blue][/QUOTE]Have you noticed how your voice changes when you switch back and forth like that. Much more Charleston Heston like (with some reverb) in blue and kind a Ray Ramono like (through those cheap iPhone speakers) in black. Just sayin'
Thus confirming, you are an ignorant douche bag sir.
I have spent hundreds, approaching thousands. And the budget, investment, and fun continues. And I'm still a newb. Get with the program. SON.
Have fun being a Troll. We on the other hand will have fun with the ladies. Better stock up on the Windex. SON.
Enough said.
Genuinely, take care,
The Stig
P. S. PWI alert for all you "home gamers"
[QUOTE=EdginMan; 1737602]Oh, look. An internet tough guy. What a charmer.
Being a tool is no way to go through life, son.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dweezil;1738203]Have you noticed how your voice changes when you switch back and forth like that. Much more Charleston Heston like (with some reverb) in blue and kind a Ray Ramono like (through those cheap iPhone speakers) in black. Just sayin'[/QUOTE]When I was reading it I used Christopher Bale's Bruce Wayne / Batman voices. LOL
Top porn star fantasy's, who and how much.
Me?
Who? No question, Veronika Simon / Nessa Devil.
How much? 10 g's each for a Friday night to Sunday wakeup.
[QUOTE=SilkyWet; 1738146]Molly I am from miami and I spent alot of time in the water I'd be more than happy to teach you to swim as I am cpr certified and volunteered 2 summers at a camp being a lifeguard it won't cost you a thing I just can't imagine losing such a sweet and darn cute provider to the water so just give me a call and we shall set up your lessons.
Mwah, silk[/QUOTE]I want to see pictures!
[QUOTE=JustMe79;1738285]When I was reading it I used Christopher Bale's Bruce Wayne / Batman voices. LOL[/QUOTE]It's Ricardo Montalbáand and Hervé Villechaize.
[QUOTE=Admin2; 1738295]Top porn star fantasy's, who and how much.
Me?
Who? No question, Veronika Simon / Nessa Devil.
How much? 10 g's each for a Friday night to Sunday wakeup.[/QUOTE]Sasha Grey, $25k weekend including breakfast in bed! Hands down hottest porn star (now retired).
BobJones2011
[QUOTE=Admin2;1738295]Name your top porn star fantasies. Who? How much would you pay?[/QUOTE]I have done a few porn stars in my time, and while I have vowed to never throw that much money away again (my experience is we have plenty of hot and skilled providers that can ring my bell and blow my whistle as good as your average porn star) , I would probably make an exception for:
Jessica Drake (she is getting older so only $500)
Iwia ($750)
Allie Haze ($750)
Madison Ivy (I would pay $1000 and slice off the tip of my left pinkie)
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Madison Ivy yummy.
Sasha Grey oh yeah.
[QUOTE=Admin2; 1738603]Madison Ivy yummy.
Sasha Grey oh yeah.[/QUOTE]Just trying to pad my post count.
[QUOTE=Admin2;1738604]Just trying to pad my post count.[/QUOTE]I think we can overlook your count.
I saw Krissy Minxx [url]http://krissy.my-age.net/[/url] when she visited Indianapolis in 2006. She was from Chicago and would be around for a month or two then disappear for six months. Someone on the Chicago board was always looking for her. When she posted for Indianapolis I thought,"Why not?" Scheduling was a snap. I felt like a fool driving there. No way would the girl behind the door really be Krissy Minxx or look like Krissy Minxx from the movies so I doubted the whole idea driving there. And this was without ever seeing one of her movies. The same thought went through my head as I knocked on the door. Then a girl with a big smile on her face opened the door looking exactly like the Krissy Minxx on the site. She was every bit the picture of Krissy Minxx I had seen and it was all I could do to not act like Opie of Mayberry. What followed was more than GFE and more than worth the standard donation at the time for two hours with a top line provider. Except for her extraordinary appearance Krissy was a normal girl-next-door, normal personality, not into herself at all, and if anything she came off insecure about being tall. Her site listed her altitude as 5'8". I'm 6'1" and she was every bit of 6"1" herself and sensitive about it. I would see her again in a heartbeat. I enjoyed her company and the conversation. I enjoyed everything. It was a real experience.
About a year later I met Sammie Sparks [url]http://www.sammy4u.com/[/url] and ended up seeing her more than a few times. I saw her a couple of times not knowing she was in the movies (those sites are down now). Again the experience was GFE and the standard donation at the time. I took her to a meet and greet that happened to coincide with a hobby date and she turned out to be the main attraction. Sammie was a real solid woman.
I hope both these women are doing fine.
[QUOTE=BobJones2011; 1738329]Sasha Grey, $25k weekend including breakfast in bed! Hands down hottest porn star (now retired).
BobJones2011[/QUOTE]You might be overpaying. I saw Sasha Grey for an hour for $550 four years ago. She was worth every dime. Of course, I had more disposable income back then. I am not sure why you would pay for a weekend. Who wants to watch a gal sleep, porn star or not, and pay for it?
[QUOTE=SilkyWet; 1738146]Molly I am from Miami and I spent a lot of time in the water I'd be more than happy to teach you to swim as I am cpr certified and volunteered 2 summers at a camp being a lifeguard. It won't cost you a thing. I just can't imagine losing such a sweet and darn cute provider to the water so just give me a call and we shall set up your lessons.
Mwah,
Silk[/QUOTE]Lube not needed for this for me.
Thanks for the mental images.
I am looking forward to it.
Yes Silk, we will have to do that one day. Dawn can't swim either, so it looks like you will have two students for swim school at least.
As with Molly, I cannot swim either. Nope. So, count me in too! Especially since the lessons will be at a nudist colony! Hehe.
Dawn
[QUOTE=MollyDaniels; 1737634]I can't swim worth a shit. I'm actually scared of water that's deeper than my waist, and I desperately need to learn to swim, preferably before one of my jokester friends decides to throw me overboard on a boat this summer. Snowboarding is over for a while for me, and wake boarding may be my new summer hobby, which seems to be a lot like snowboarding.
So, are there any great swim teachers / lifeguards who want to get together for a 'teach Molly to swim' G2G? Ladies and gents would both be welcome. And, to make it more fun, there is a nudist colony in town with a great big pool that we can do this at, once it gets a bit warmer.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Delicious Dawn; 1739320]As with Molly, I cannot swim either. Nope. So, count me in too! Especially since the lessons will be at a nudist colony! Hehe.
Dawn.[/QUOTE][blue]Notice the blue ink. If this isn't documented with both still and motion photography I'm banning you all! [/blue]
Ok not really, but please, pretty please.
[QUOTE=Admin2; 1739601][blue]Notice the blue ink. If this isn't documented with both still and motion photography I'm banning you all! [/blue]
Ok not really, but please, pretty please.[/QUOTE]With sugar on top?
[QUOTE=BobJones2011; 1738329]Sasha Grey, $25k weekend including breakfast in bed! Hands down hottest porn star (now retired).
BobJones2011[/QUOTE]She would be my choice as well, but I doubt I'd go over $500 even for her. Jenna Haze is another one.
Amber Lynn from back in the day was the object of many a fantasy.
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[QUOTE=MollyDaniels;1739285]Yes Silk, we will have to do that one day. Dawn can't swim either, so it looks like you will have two students for swim school at least.[/QUOTE]Damn. Wish I was a swimming instructor instead of a programmer. (:
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[QUOTE=Admin2;1739602]With sugar on top?[/QUOTE]Sugar and cream.
[QUOTE=Admin2; 1739601][blue]Notice the blue ink. If this isn't documented with both still and motion photography I'm banning you all! [/blue]
Ok not really, but please, pretty please.[/QUOTE]When will Jackson be returning to the board?
[QUOTE=Admin; 1361632][blue][b]The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex. [/b]
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Admin; 1215621][blue]Hi Sophia2,
If you don't offer full service, then get the fuck off my website.
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]
I miss his posts.
Ok Dawn and Molly you will be my students and if you don't listen I'll have to give your hineys a good spanking. lmao anywho looking forward to walking and swimming naked with you guys yes members be jealous be very jealous. hahaha
I have a provider friend. Started as pro / client. But actually has evolved to "friends" with benefits. Last time I saw her. We went to a nice place with a pool. After a little swim. We showered off together and then."with benefits". Of course I also provide some help with her expenses. In the off season the hotel was empty. We had the pool all to ourselves. It was a great little getaway. I provider her rather skimpy and sexy swimwear.
[QUOTE=Delicious Dawn; 1739320]As with Molly, I cannot swim either. Nope. So, count me in too! Especially since the lessons will be at a nudist colony! Hehe.
Dawn[/QUOTE]
Oh Golly Molly, we cannot be banned. We must abide by Admin2 and do as he wishes.
It's a great thing Molly and I click well and really get into each other. What fun this shall be.
I do believe we both would find this fun, exciting and very sexual. Maybe we can personally deliver the photos / video to you.
We can all view it together.
Woo wee.
Kisses,
Delicious Dawn
[QUOTE=Admin2; 1739601][blue]Notice the blue ink. If this isn't documented with both still and motion photography I'm banning you all! [/blue]
Ok not really, but please, pretty please.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Golfcart; 1739828]When will Jackson be returning to the board?
I miss his posts.[/QUOTE]I don't see it happening anytime soon, he's got a new favorita that's keeping him busy.
If you want I can be just as big an asshole as he ever was.
Let me know.
[QUOTE=SilkyWet;1739844]Ok dawn and molly you will be my students and if you don't listen ill have to give your hineys a good spanking lmao anywho looking forward to walkin and swimmin naked with you guys yes members be jealous be very jealous hahaha[/QUOTE]If you want to go, check here [url]http://www.ticketmaster.com/[/url] They are going fast.
[QUOTE=Admin2; 1740188]I don't see it happening anytime soon, he's got a new favorita that's keeping him busy.
If you want I can be just as big an asshole as he ever was.
Let me know.[/QUOTE]Just tell him he is missed, his seat is being kept warm and we expect to read a review.
[QUOTE=SilkyWet;1739844]Ok Dawn and Molly you will be my students and if you don't listen I'll have to give your hineys a good spanking. lmao anywho looking forward to walking and swimming naked with you guys yes members be jealous be very jealous. hahaha[/QUOTE]It's on Silky. We are definitely going to plan a little G2G for that, and maybe invite just a few 'special' friends to be my male cheerleaders.
I'm thinking near my birthday around the beginning of July. We can swim and celebrate!
This is going to be so much fun!
Kisses,
Molly
I can't imagine any porn star hotter than her.
[QUOTE=Golfcart;1740223]Just tell him he is missed, his seat is being kept warm and we expect to read a review.[/QUOTE]If he ever comes up for air.
[QUOTE=MollyDaniels;1737634]And, to make it more fun, there is a nudist colony in town with a great big pool that we can do this at, once it gets a bit warmer.[/QUOTE]I should probably abstain. I mean, I pay you ladies to tolerate me, but the innocent onlookers at the colony should probably be spared from such a hideous site. Besides, my big, white, whale belly will scorch in July.
My friend is married to an ugly, fat woman. He is very happy and thinks she is beautiful. What a fortunate fellow, what a lucky guy. I should be so lucky. I should be happy with my station in life.
As Gabby Reece said recently, (April 12)
[url]http://rockcenter.nbcnews.com/kate-snow[/url]
At 5:55 in the video."sex is not optional".
If only our SO had a hint of understanding of this:
DAYENU!
But alas, I am not my friend, I am not married to Gabby Reece, I am a monger. I am not even a monger who enjoys the GFE, I wish I could, but I can't.
I finally realized that many of you are happy with your mongering, while I (like Hawthorne with Puritanism) struggle with myself to find something, a slave to my own self-loathings.
All of the above became apparent to me when I went to write a follow-up review of a follow-up visit with a provider.
SECOND or THIRD VISIT WITH PROVIDER X.
Name: Same as it was last week, but will change.
GENERAL AREA OF TOWN: some neighborhood.
HOW DID I FIND HER: Chat Lines, BP, Here (usasg) , There (Indys) , and Everywhere (the oThER site) , on the street, or maybe even from a fellow monger.
Reviewed by: Kenwood Jack.
Looks: She surely looked better last time. Was my judgment so clouded that I did not notice any of the flaws that are so apparent the second time around?
Surely she was taller and thinner and younger, and cuter and nicer and had a great attitude last time. What happened? Truthfully, I realized that everything was still the same. It was only my perception that had changed.
Easy or hard to set up meeting: easy. Now that she thinks she has me hooked, she just says "ok, I'm ready"
Incall or outcall: Incall.
Cleanliness of girl: Now you ask me? I've already been there once, was my vision so myopic that I had not really noticed?
I believe she had a habit.
They all have a habit.
Hell, we all have habits.
Cleanliness of incall: No Leo, No brother in the wings, no problem?
Perfume: Providers should never wear perfume unless specifically asked to do so! And perfume does not mask other body smells.
Smoking: Providers should never smoke at location. It is sacrosanct.
Attitude: What makes me think that she had such a great attitude. It is only my second time here, and already I feel taken for granite (malapropism for effect).
Skill: Never seems to get better with subsequent encounters.
Comfortability level: A higher comfortability level seems inversely proportional to that 'thrill and chill' (fear factor).
Today's experience: I can't just put my finger on it, but today's experience never seems to measure up to the first time.
Safety of incall (and why) : Safe. See comfortability level.
Overall pros: There sure seemed to be multitudes of pros in the pasts. By today, I seem to have forgotten most.
Overall cons: Are the risks really worth the rewards? For me, the answer is absolutely!
Cost: She is saying those same things to other guys for less. How come I always seem to pay retail. It seems to get old fast.
Overall value: If I'm not a guest of Leo, and the SO is oblivious, no other criteria are more important.
If only I could be like my friend, and be truly happy with what I have, but, realistically, that ain't going to happen.
Your Humble Ranting Hobbiest,
Jack
[QUOTE=Kenwood Jack; 1740960]My friend is married to an ugly, fat woman. He is very happy and thinks she is beautiful. What a fortunate fellow, what a lucky guy. I should be so lucky. I should be happy with my station in life.
As Gabby Reece said recently, (April 12)
[url]http://rockcenter.nbcnews.com/kate-snow[/url]
At 5:55 in the video."sex is not optional".
If only our SO had a hint of understanding of this:
DAYENU!
But alas, I am not my friend, I am not married to Gabby Reece, I am a monger. I am not even a monger who enjoys the GFE, I wish I could, but I can't.
I finally realized that many of you are happy with your mongering, while I (like Hawthorne with Puritanism) struggle with myself to find something, a slave to my own self-loathings.
All of the above became apparent to me when I went to write a follow-up review of a follow-up visit with a provider.
SECOND or THIRD VISIT WITH PROVIDER X.
Name: Same as it was last week, but will change.
GENERAL AREA OF TOWN: some neighborhood.
HOW DID I FIND HER: Chat Lines, BP, Here (usasg) , There (Indys) , and Everywhere (the oThER site) , on the street, or maybe even from a fellow monger.
Reviewed by: Kenwood Jack.
Looks: She surely looked better last time. Was my judgment so clouded that I did not notice any of the flaws that are so apparent the second time around?
Surely she was taller and thinner and younger, and cuter and nicer and had a great attitude last time. What happened? Truthfully, I realized that everything was still the same. It was only my perception that had changed.
Easy or hard to set up meeting: easy. Now that she thinks she has me hooked, she just says "ok, I'm ready"
Incall or outcall: Incall.
Cleanliness of girl: Now you ask me? I've already been there once, was my vision so myopic that I had not really noticed?
I believe she had a habit.
They all have a habit.
Hell, we all have habits.
Cleanliness of incall: No Leo, No brother in the wings, no problem?
Perfume: Providers should never wear perfume unless specifically asked to do so! And perfume does not mask other body smells.
Smoking: Providers should never smoke at location. It is sacrosanct.
Attitude: What makes me think that she had such a great attitude. It is only my second time here, and already I feel taken for granite (malapropism for effect).
Skill: Never seems to get better with subsequent encounters.
Comfortability level: A higher comfortability level seems inversely proportional to that 'thrill and chill' (fear factor).
Today's experience: I can't just put my finger on it, but today's experience never seems to measure up to the first time.
Safety of incall (and why) : Safe. See comfortability level.
Overall pros: There sure seemed to be multitudes of pros in the pasts. By today, I seem to have forgotten most.
Overall cons: Are the risks really worth the rewards? For me, the answer is absolutely!
Cost: She is saying those same things to other guys for less. How come I always seem to pay retail. It seems to get old fast.
Overall value: If I'm not a guest of Leo, and the SO is oblivious, no other criteria are more important.
If only I could be like my friend, and be truly happy with what I have, but, realistically, that ain't going to happen.
Your Humble Ranting Hobbiest,
Jack[/QUOTE]Kj.
Excellent introspection into the contorted workings of the male intellect (if I can use that term in the broadest (pun intneded) way)!
[QUOTE=WyldeChild99;1740366]I can't imagine any porn star hotter than her.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry sir but IMO Christy Mack is hotter than hot. And that's why I love this great country we live in, because as of right now we can all have our own opinion LOL.
PS.
I'm glad I got to know her before she started doing porn and that's all I'm going too say.
Some commentary to your words of wisdom.
Gabby Reece is a has been. In the 90's I would of paid for real estate on her body. I enjoy a distinguished woman but when they start writing books, it's over.
And I mean it's really the fuck over. That superhero waterboarder to her right? He's decorations on a table, window.
He doesn't get it yet but he was asking for permission in the way he was calling the access point between the legs. Video proves it.
Gabby has a very hardened look, she's losing her beauty and now everything is emotional dialogue infinium. Don't know about you but I like soft, ageless skin with little to no dialogue and not much forethought what tomorrow brings, let alone 10 years from now.
She's proof that she's not the crisp philly she once was, and do you think she'll exercise daily up to the point depend's undergarments fit around those thighs? No.
Already stated, divorce was filed once, someone obviously cheated. She seems like the one calling the shots for sex every 48 hours, calling it exercise and 'get it over with' mentality.
I certainly do not want that type of woman in my life with all the good times behind me (when it was fresh) and the constant mental struggle of two people that 'do' care for each other, but are not functioning well as husband and wife. Him calling her out as a temperature reading on what to expect speaks volumes to how shitty his life really is at this point.
For the record,
Many who gloat about their loving relationships, talk incessantly about them are usually the biggest ticking time bombs when they fall apart. I've dated this type where I thought she was going to buy ad space on a blimp, and we only knew each other 3 months.
But there's serious logic to loving an ugly woman. There's an implied safe zone installed, that everyone would expect you to branch out and taste the fruit others have, just because the old fruit tree is solid and living, but bears no fruit. Absolutely no reason to cut it down.
Gabby Reece looks like she has everything and nothing at the same time, buying part of the globe with ocean and sand isn't enough. She's going through life changes where she bares her soul to the world (media) and guess who the poor fuck is that has to sit in and take the shitstorm free of charge. He's truly fucked. His body was meant for literally 100's if not 1000's of women. If I had that physique the counter would be spinning.
If the dude's smart, make a boatload of money, prepare for the divorce (cause it's coming, no doubt) and enjoy life still being a part of the family from different living quarters.
If the struggles are landing in the lives of those children, cut out the dead branches to keep the family tree alive ffs. Those kids will figure out life and relationships by the enviornment they live in, hence the ever spinning record player that history proves will repeat itself.
Won't knock an ugly woman, they are all sisters when ya se'them naked doing handstands. Cannot agree with you on the perfume statements; some of the best memories I've had with a woman is the surprise of beautiful scent unknown to me what it is, never getting the chance to have them match up twice to another, forever remembering them for that. Not all abuse the design, and I know if the strength of the perfume gets stronger heading towards the promised land, nothing good will become of it.
The nape of the neck, the front of the wrist, the crease of the leg, the channel between the curves of the chest, all considered the compliments that follow attire, persona, attitude.