Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;3785966]Is it appropriate to slip a mama something and ask for a call when they have new girls? In other words, in a world of no tipping for less than HE, how can one go about getting on mama's good side? Does being on her good side actually benefit you? Also, are MGM and Pearl the only TS places?[/QUOTE]I have gotten to know a few mamasans and it does help you get routed to the new and funner girls. Never tried tipping and asking for a phone call. I find a place I feel a good vibe and just become a regular. Some times they loosen up and other times its like Lu's where I really enjoy Yu Yu's massages but know there is no HE in my future. Mary is a good tease and gives a decent massage but I click with Yu Yu. Very aggressive girl. I always tease her about things like HE, boy friends, etc but that is it.

There are 4 in Montgomery. MGM, Pearl, Brown Springs Rd. Accupressure (Atlanta Highway by AUM turn off) and the one off of Chantilly Pky in the shopping center across the road from the McDonalds. I have hit Brownsprings Rd. For many years and the mama is very cool. Good massages. Every once in a while they have a girl that gets a little loose with the rules, but pretty straight and she tries to keep it on the up and up. She is so nice I don't push the limits there. No luck at Pearl. Had one incredibly beautiful girl there for a short period but no extras for me. The one off Chantilly I had good luck one time a while back but the last trip got the worst of the worst massage and never went back. MGM had a sweetheart there for a while, but she is gone. Have been a couple times since then.

There is also one in Wetumpka, Lucky 7 or something. Great massage but very straight. Not even a hint of having fun. PM me about your experience at Lu's. That is interesting.

Years ago there was an AMP on Twain Curve in Montgomery. I know they went through my pants, but they were also a true AMP so I would always leave my I'd in the car and bring in enough money for massage and tip knowing they would check it out and know I was equipped to tip. It was fun for a while but it got to the point I felt the girls were being abused and never went back. The mama followed me to the car asking how much tip I gave girl. I just shrugged like I couldn't understand her. Had a feeling they were shaking her down too. The place got the worst feel to it and I have been to quite a few.

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;3785966]Is it appropriate to slip a mama something and ask for a call when they have new girls? In other words, in a world of no tipping for less than HE, how can one go about getting on mama's good side? Does being on her good side actually benefit you? Also, are MGM and Pearl the only TS places?[/QUOTE]Also I have not read review sites in many years, but back then you had to provide a review to join for free and many of those so called reviews were pure BS. Not sure how it is now.

1 for 1 today. First time for HE. MGM gives me a really creepy feeling. Not sure her name. Asked several times. Jay or something like that. Teeny tiny old gal. First TS. That was nice but the look of the room is like a torture chamber haha. Lied and said I had been before. She asked how old I was. I told her and I guess I made the cut. Wasn't a bad massage, but she really had an unpleasant disposition. Sure do wish I had discovered this hobby sooner and gotten someone like Mimi. Her little hands did feel nice on me though, if'and you know what I mean. She tried to get 60 and I only had 40 duh. She said "why?" very nastily. Honestly, I was ready to go somewhere else and actually pass on the HE because she was just so unpleasant. If she had said no and not done it, I actually would've been relieved. Instead she got on the table and worked on it. Wasn't too disappointed after. She made me massage her shoulders after like WTF? Will probably try pearl tomorrow and post review. I actually know several Korean guys from Hyundai. Never thought to ask but may get around to finding where they go. If its such a big deal in Korea then you know for sure there is an undisclosed location just for them. Someone needs to hack Todd strange email and find out where he gets his pickle tickled. If why'all had to pick between pearl and Chantilly / wynlakes MP, what would you suggest? Review to follow. Got to drop me some monies to pay new face dues. Tia.

Prattguy.

With some of these gals it doesn't matter how much you offer, it's not enough. Offer what you feel it is worth and let them decide.

$40 for an AMP HJ is very typical; compare that to many hourly workers who must also pay the tax man.
Plus, no extras = zero tip; their choice.

Feels like a burden has been lifted seeing this site back up. Sign in still the same and everything. Quick note, there is a new review on rm of a he at Lus in Prattville. Might try to check it out. If someone else already has been, let me know you're experience! In the lul of the site down I did find my own little squeeze at a "legit" parlor. Can't share yet because I have nothing else to fall back on. But I've been 3 times and had a good time 3 times.

I forgot a couple of things to report. There was a review left on rm about another success at Lu s about a month ago named ruby. I called and they said she wasn't working there anymore because her back was hurting. I contacted the guy who left the review asking about any other options in the area and he said he had heard that you could get something at pearl. Not sure if he was from the area or not but. Anyone had any luck at pearl? Also do they have a TS? I see flip flops under the chair everytime I'm there.

Anyone ever had the experience of having a 4 hand he? Seems like that would be an especially nice dream.

Went 0 and 3 today.

#1 Lucy at Lu s.

Lots of teasing but no go.

#2 zuzu or Lu at brown springs road.

Massage was so good little man woke up but alas no help.

#3 forgot to ask name (was the only one at the desk when done so might have been the mama) at pearl.

I said light massage and it was like an hour of teasing. I did what Wiregrass does under my sunglasses. She tried to take the donation after not even trying the task. I guess she thought it was hers no matter what. She picked it up. I said give it here and I'll give it to you in the front. She acted like she didn't understand. I grabbed it. Did the TS and waited at the front for her to give me 20 back from 100. She handed it to me and then I left. Told her she was very pretty in a better-luck-next-time sort of way.

Honestly, what the heck? Who is giving these folks such big tips for absolutely nothing? She got off giving the easiest massage ever and wanted 40? Hell no.

So there was talk awhile back (jokingly) about making a price per extra card to give to AMP girls. Has anyone ever tried the idea of having a card with the request for he in native tongues? Probably just Chinese and Korean. Any others why'all can think of? There are two main dialects of Chinese I think if I remember correctly. No need or want for English since you wouldn't want someone to see the card duh.

Why'all tell me if it's a crappy idea. I figured it might work well since it makes the whole process of asking for he silent. Could hand the card to the girl and then place it on top of donation so it's totally clear without speaking a word. Any advice on a translator?

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;3798931]So there was talk awhile back (jokingly) about making a price per extra card to give to AMP girls. Has anyone ever tried the idea of having a card with the request for he in native tongues? Probably just Chinese and Korean. Any others why'all can think of? There are two main dialects of Chinese I think if I remember correctly. No need or want for English since you wouldn't want someone to see the card duh.

Why'all tell me if it's a crappy idea. I figured it might work well since it makes the whole process of asking for he silent. Could hand the card to the girl and then place it on top of donation so it's totally clear without speaking a word. Any advice on a translator?[/QUOTE]These girls well understand hand jerk signage, finger in mouth, rubbing / licking motions, etc. , all followed by flashing cash. Besides, I wouldn't want LEO to bust in and find me with written offers to commit a crime. Now YMMV.

I've got a review of the local table super scene and small warning at the end.

I'll start by saying it's been a few months since I've been to MGM but the shower there was nice and thorough.

Brown springs road, the mama / manager is super nice and loud. I liked her personality. She is who did my shower. Let me just say that she has long fake nails and I'm pretty sure some of my DNA is under them haha. I enjoy back scratches like anyone else but the water burned on the scratches. And it wasn't any different when she got to my crack. She got me clean though. With her talons.

Pearls shower was nice and long and the nicest of the 3 rooms. She wouldn't wash my junk though and poured soap on and made me. Because of that only, it wasn't as thorough.

Now for the warning. At pearl, they have a small pillow with which to lay your head on. I ended up putting my chin on it when face down. Kinda awkward but probably better I used my chin than the side of my face, although it would have been way better not to use it at all. When I got home and looked in the mirror, I had red squares all over the underside of my chin at every place my skin came in contact with that pillow. Probably some kind of fungal growth. It's still here 2 days later. It kinda looks like razor burn but it's too organized from the pattern to really be able to play it off as razor burn. I remember having a similar mark on my forehead from the shower at MGM and it's sponge. At any rate, what I have on my chin now is super noticeable and weird looking so be warned if you're a person who needs to not have marks on your face for dats. Honestly, you all probably already know this stuff but it kind of got me by surprise.

Essentially I have or had red spots from all 3 table showers.

MGM sponge.

Pearl pillow thing.

Brown springs rd talons.

Ima go find the vagisil I guess haha.

Prattguy.

Has anyone ever got anything from a girl at massage envy?

[QUOTE=RealDealMan03;3802074]Has anyone ever got anything from a girl at massage envy?[/QUOTE]Not me. Good massage though. Flipped with a hard. She laughed but I really couldn't sense anything going down. Only been once. Don't remember her name. I have a bad habit of not asking and not remembering even if I ask. Same thing when I get my hair cut haha.

Does anyone know of any Asian Brazilian waxing places nearby?

Place on Vaughn road near Bell. Saw they have signs out for $35 student massages. Pretty sure they have to get in a number of hours before graduating. 35 and probably a decent Swedish massage? I guess I'll check it out.

Called and lady said appointments wouldn't start for this until July. Not sure how it will work but will update after I am able to get something. Obviously not looking for something extra but it's cheap enough to supplement a day of relaxation.

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;3818705]Place on Vaughn road near Bell. Saw they have signs out for $35 student massages. Pretty sure they have to get in a number of hours before graduating. 35 and probably a decent Swedish massage? I guess I'll check it out.[/QUOTE]

I had one one time at trust me it's not worth it. Usually there is an instructor in the room with the student, for different reason.

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;3818990]Called and lady said appointments wouldn't start for this until July. Not sure how it will work but will update after I am able to get something. Obviously not looking for something extra but it's cheap enough to supplement a day of relaxation.[/QUOTE]

Went to brown springs road. Massage was nice. I had only been once before and had a table shower. Opted out of shower this visit. She asked had I been before, of course "yes". Then she told me to undress to underwear. I thought that odd but maybe to test if I'm LEO. No big deal though because I told her I was used to getting nude and she said of course that's fine. Very nice and friendly. She took about 6 calls though during the 1 hr. Didn't really bother me though. All were calls for massages. This place is very popular.

First time this has ever happened: I wasn't covered at all the whole time. Even on the flip. Good thing I didn't hesitate though. Her demeanor got more relaxed. She massaged more around my legs, but I can't say it was teasing. I gave universal sign, but no go. She said they don't mind if DIY there but I declined. Will be back. Hope why'all are doing well and getting more than DIY. It's funny, I've got more money now than I ever have since beginning to monger, but ain't nobody want to get it haha. Oh well, I'll enjoy the massages at least. The girl Enna at pearl is cute and super thin. Really young comparatively to everyone else around. She does a really good massage but never have had extra. Anyone had any luck with her?

So I've been doing some digging and thinking. I think its woodmere that runs past the old Sam's club. Now there's a pepboys and some other things in that building. Actually, it's right near MGM. Same turn as MGM. Anyway, if you keep going towards Shakespeare on woodmere, there's a strip on the right side of the road that's pretty much all korean stuff. The signs are in korean with just a few having English translations. It's the same strip mall as g&s donuts. I don't see any signs which are typical for AMPs, but might be something there. I'm probably just really hopeful and its nothing. Just odd to see a strip mall that's 90% korean stuff.

Yesterday I hit up pearl then brownsprings. Both times left he donation on top of my stuff. Had sunny at pearl and Nancy at brownsprings. I was friendly and didn't push but was clear about what I wanted and that I was prepared to donate. I had never been asked if I wanted a table shower at pearl (although I have asked and gotten one there before). She probably asked because she wanted the bigger tip. I wonder if table shower monies go to the girl rather than the house. My thirst grows. Pearl's was nice massage and sunny, although not a beauty, has from what I can tell a decent body. More curvy in the right places. Pretty dark so I didn't get a good look to be honest. Brownsprings. She seems a little spacey. Stops moving during massage as if she's falling asleep. Keeps looking at the ceiling. Again, no cover at all with that massage and the same on the flip. I think she double booked yesterday. She left her phone on the wall shelf and went out to talk. 2 guys in the lobby. Seemed super awkward. Both left I think. Hope it wasn't one of why'all. I was there when the sky fell out and rain got pretty loud for 10 min. With the halfhearted massage I was pretty near falling asleep. At least a he would've made the trip worthwhile. But alas. Why no one wants my money? My thirst grows, but my pockets (right now) are deep.

Stop wasting your money at these tease joints. We had a boycott going on. Nothing's ever going to change at these places.

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;3834301]Yesterday I hit up pearl then brownsprings. Both times left he donation on top of my stuff. Had sunny at pearl and Nancy at brownsprings. I was friendly and didn't push but was clear about what I wanted and that I was prepared to donate. I had never been asked if I wanted a table shower at pearl (although I have asked and gotten one there before). She probably asked because she wanted the bigger tip. I wonder if table shower monies go to the girl rather than the house. My thirst grows. Pearl's was nice massage and sunny, although not a beauty, has from what I can tell a decent body. More curvy in the right places. Pretty dark so I didn't get a good look to be honest. Brownsprings. She seems a little spacey. Stops moving during massage as if she's falling asleep. Keeps looking at the ceiling. Again, no cover at all with that massage and the same on the flip. I think she double booked yesterday. She left her phone on the wall shelf and went out to talk. 2 guys in the lobby. Seemed super awkward. Both left I think. Hope it wasn't one of why'all. I was there when the sky fell out and rain got pretty loud for 10 min. With the halfhearted massage I was pretty near falling asleep. At least a he would've made the trip worthwhile. But alas. Why no one wants my money? My thirst grows, but my pockets (right now) are deep.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3834967]Stop wasting your money at these tease joints. We had a boycott going on. Nothing's ever going to change at these places.[/QUOTE]Thanks that's helpful haha. Can't blame me for trying to get me rocks off. Just paying my new face dues. Ain't no one getting tips.

There was a thin younger lady at brownsprings that answered the door when I rang the bell. Anyone know who she is and if she does massage?

From what I've gathered, these "teaser places" occasionally yield surprises. I'm ok with surprises. No duh, I'd love to know the "sure thing" places, but it's the search also that's fun. And right now I'm putting in the time and money.

Also, just because this site exists doesn't mean there aren't guys who are going to the AMPs and who have been going for years. Older gentlemen who don't even frequent the internet and have no idea about this site. It's going to take a personal reputation to get the good stuff. At least that's the vibe I'm getting. Please feel free to PM me the right places to go and spend my money. Because duh yes I want to know. And if I get a nibble on my recon attempts at these places, I'll let why'all know. That's literally what this section of the site is for!

Hey dude, I get what you're saying. I went down the same road you did years ago. By the time you find that "surprise" you could buy yourself a new tv or comfortable recliner. Or a hooker to blast off in. There are far too many of these places around. One out of ten will actually give a good massage so you feel like you've got your money's worth, but the rest are just half assed massages and tip beggars. And to get a shitty massage and then jerk yourself off, and THEN tip them is just assanine. And there's hundreds of guys who are that pathetic that do that. So, why in the world would they do it to you, when someone obviously has no problem doing it to themselves, and then paying someone. For what? To watch? But that's why these places are everywhere. Because people don't have the balls not to go. Even when they are bludgeoned to death with facts and information. I can tell you what's going to happen to you before you even walk in the door. And when a new place pops up, every gullible sap around will go there expecting this one to be different. And after spending hundreds of dollars they realize it's the same ol shit. I started this boycott in the Bham forum and it was received with a lot of cooperation. At least from people who knew the drill.

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;3835786]Thanks that's helpful haha. Can't blame me for trying to get me rocks off. Just paying my new face dues. Ain't no one getting tips.

There was a thin younger lady at brownsprings that answered the door when I rang the bell. Anyone know who she is and if she does massage?

From what I've gathered, these "teaser places" occasionally yield surprises. I'm ok with surprises. No duh, I'd love to know the "sure thing" places, but it's the search also that's fun. And right now I'm putting in the time and money.[/QUOTE]

I'm with PVG on this one. I never joined the boycotts and I continue to visit them (again yesterday). For many years I've only tipped for the received service.

I always make it clear, no happy = no tip. If I DIY then no tip. The choice is always theirs; sometimes we both get what we want.

I have no problem with their begging routines, they knew the deal and they declined.

I'm pretty new to the game. But I spend my $ on the girls generally that do give good massages. And there actually are quite a few. I guess I figure, if they are actually trying to give a good massage (in hopes for a tip), then they will give extra if they really want the tip. I don't have infinite amounts of money, but if I wanted specifically a lady of the night, I know where to find one. I'm not a weeaboo, but I definitely like the draw of the AMP. And most of the folks I've had massages from, I wouldn't mind getting he from. I'm hooked on the chase and the search. In this town, if there is a place without a chase (literally none at all), if history is any indication, it would be shut down. Literally everywhere I've looked online states that you probably won't get extra the first time you go. And yes, it would suck to go somewhere a million times and get nothing, but reading between the lines on this site, I've been able to go to the right places to make some good memories. Tbh, and I've said this before, what wiregrass describes as his typical way of asking / telling does work for me more than anything else. It will probably work just as well in any other town across the state and country as well. Hell there are a lot of enticing things about trying for a he in an AMP. The walls are so thin, it's cool when you got them doing it, and the white chick mama is on the other side of the wall and has no idea (but she probably does.) tons of allure. I'm spending my money to find good girls so you don't have to. So get off muh back dude.

The only place in town you're going to get a HE is MGM. Everywhere else is a decent massage, nothing more.

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;3836659]I'm pretty new to the game. But I spend my $ on the girls generally that do give good massages. And there actually are quite a few. I guess I figure, if they are actually trying to give a good massage (in hopes for a tip), then they will give extra if they really want the tip. I don't have infinite amounts of money, but if I wanted specifically a lady of the night, I know where to find one. I'm not a weeaboo, but I definitely like the draw of the AMP. And most of the folks I've had massages from, I wouldn't mind getting he from. I'm hooked on the chase and the search. In this town, if there is a place without a chase (literally none at all), if history is any indication, it would be shut down. Literally everywhere I've looked online states that you probably won't get extra the first time you go. And yes, it would suck to go somewhere a million times and get nothing, but reading between the lines on this site, I've been able to go to the right places to make some good memories. Tbh, and I've said this before, what wiregrass describes as his typical way of asking / telling does work for me more than anything else. It will probably work just as well in any other town across the state and country as well. Hell there are a lot of enticing things about trying for a he in an AMP. The walls are so thin, it's cool when you got them doing it, and the white chick mama is on the other side of the wall and has no idea (but she probably does.) tons of allure. I'm spending my money to find good girls so you don't have to. So get off muh back dude.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RealDealMan03;3846748]The only place in town you're going to get a HE is MGM. Everywhere else is a decent massage, nothing more.[/QUOTE]Nope. The thing that got me in the game was not at MGM. First he wasn't at MGM. I have been to MGM tho. Place gives me a really weird feeling. Once, when during massage, there was someone or something in the bigger room moving the machines. Honestly, I thought it was mechanism of some type to make someone (LEO) getting q massage think that it's a legit gym / therapy place. Anyone else have any similar thought? I like the yacht rock station they have playing on the radio tho haha.

[QUOTE=RealDealMan03;3846748]The only place in town you're going to get a HE is MGM. Everywhere else is a decent massage, nothing more.[/QUOTE]And also, to that end, I have had really crappy massages at "legit" places. Ones definitely not worth 60. Ones worth less than 20. MGM actually had a decent massage for me anyway. My point is, I really enjoy searching for the naughty chicks. I really enjoy table showers. And if I absolutely have to, I even enjoy DIY, but I ain't going to pay extra unless there is a tiny Asian hand on my junk. Some don't let you touch, others you can fondle all you want. So if there's no extra money being paid, and you get to grab ass and tits, then it honestly seems like there is some merit to DIY. At the VERY least, it let's them know you aren't LEO. And if you have the money out, they know you're ready to donate for he. Maybe I'm way off, but at the end of the day, if I've gone to 2 places with no luck and there's a big rack in my face at the 3rd, hell yes I'll skeet all over the place for free. Why the heck not? Eventually someone will want extra monies. Precedents might be set this way. Perhaps I'm wrong, but at least I'm happy with the chase! One could even look at it in this way: most of these ladies claim not to do he or anything else. This means they are not wishing to be perceived as hobags. Therefore, if I convince a non-hobag to do something hobaggish for me for donation, then I have created a personal hobag because there are most certainly other guys she refuses to do hobag things for. It's my perception and it's fun as hell!

It's the 4th so time to try for some fun. Just got back to the house from June's. Nice massage, but even with donation visible and my clear asking (non-verbal), didn't make it happen. Katie was nice and gave a pretty rough massage. I like it more rough than not. Seems like someone I could eventually get more from. Will be back for sure. Why'all stay safe and don't blow up and appendages (fireworks).

There are 2 AMPs in Prattville. There are 2-3 girls at each one. The odds are better than the powerball, but I know for a fact that HJs are to be had. Not diy, full on HAPPY ENDINGS. Maybe even some tit and kitty play. I will share with known seniors. Just to make it clear, I'm almost 65, clearly not LEO, not pushy, polite, and it may take 2-3 trips. Keep trying.

Back to June's. Left sad. Will be back though. Tip monies in the pocket. That's happening a lot. Someone out there is hungry and I will find them!

[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3853480]There are 2 AMPs in Prattville. There are 2-3 girls at each one. The odds are better than the powerball, but I know for a fact that HJs are to be had. Not diy, full on HAPPY ENDINGS. Maybe even some tit and kitty play. I will share with known seniors. Just to make it clear, I'm almost 65, clearly not LEO, not pushy, polite, and it may take 2-3 trips. Keep trying.[/QUOTE]I've gone to both yuyu offered a diy June's said they didn't have table shower. If you care to share.

No table showers in pratt. I'd love a he from lus and maybe it's possible, but there is a possibility at the other place in prattville.

[QUOTE=Tje1973;3864523]I've gone to both yuyu offered a diy June's said they didn't have table shower. If you care to share.[/QUOTE]

Went today. Left with tip monies. Someone must want to make me happy in this region. I will find them. Bye.

Went into Pearl last week. Big white girl at the front desk was completely disinterested in work. Asked about massages and she didn't look up, just slid a price sheet over. Asked about a table shower and she just mumbled something. Just left. Did get a strong massage at the one on Chantilly after I left with zero signs of extras and zero signs of a tip! Was a really good massage.

Went around 3:30. Had found review of "eliza" that stated she gave easy to get HE. Called and asked for her. Made apt. Was even more enthused due to the name on the site being accurate. Got there and big girl at the front asked if I had called and asked for "alisa". I said yep. Went to the room. She came in, I rolled over and pointed at tip monies on the chair. Made universal HJ signal and made sure she understood. Massage was good. Best I've had at any AMP. Probably because she thought she would get monies for DIY. Nope. She's cute but she made the "x" with her arms and said it was illegal. I asked several times. But at $120 burned, I went with DIY. She didn't really help at all though and she stood so far away I couldn't even reach. She was pissed. I wasn't happy either tho so. She walked out of the room after I said "no" to her trying to pick up donation. She said something like "illegal in USA". She said the same thing as I am in the lobby leaving. I was very courteous the whole time, and honestly, I was hoping the review was true. I suppose it may still be so YMMV. I laid there thinking, yep this feels right. Going to get it. But nope. I've had table shower there, and maybe its just me, but they won't even wash your junk. She also wouldn't clean up after DIY. Great massage, but overall a disappointment.

Went to AMP today in pratt. Had good massage. Left 100 lighter.

Is the older lady still at mgm massage? She was there the last 2 times I visited.

Was there last few I was there as well.

[QUOTE=BuckInHere;3893077]Is the older lady still at mgm massage? She was there the last 2 times I visited.[/QUOTE]

Went to one in prattville on Saturday. Easy scheduling.

Left w / o tip.