OMG this is better than 5 Sundays of comics!
LMAO.
I'm soo sorry you had trouble, but what a great read!!
[QUOTE=Biztraveller]Yup Rosco2, that was me. I did a LOT of looking at the East side when I never found ANYTHING on the SSS (South Side Stroll). I remember writing up a very detailed report. Oddly, I never picked up a girl there. OK, so I've never picked up ANY girl. I'm a Street Virgin. I'm an old hand at escorts, but SW require knowledge of your craft and the nerve to pull it off. I do a TON of research, but haven't had the nerve to actually DO it.
Until Monday.
Being in a state of, well, heightened anticipation; I went out looking Monday night at about 8 PM.
South side was dead. I mean REALLY dead. Broadway, Penn, Minn, Mich. DEAD. Headed up Jefferson and found a nice looking WSW named Kathy. Had to shake Leo twice to pick her up, but she was a catch on the SW scale. LOL She wanted a beer before heading back to my hotel, so up to the 7-11 we went. 6 of Smirnoff Ice, pack of cigs, lighter. Hell, I'm looking at her great ass. OK, back in the car and headed to my room, she suddenly says "Turn here". OK, I turn. She says that she wants to grab some grass from her sister. Now, I don't do the stuff, but I don't mind if she does. She invites me in, but I decline (I'm smart enough to know to never go into unknown house with a SW.) so she hops out at the house and says that she needs $20. Stupid me gives it to her. As she goes in, I can see the tall Black man inside the door. A few minutes go by and her "sister" Judy comes out and invites me inside. Judy says that no one is inside except her and Kathy and that they'll "double team ya". I decline. I SAW the large black man. Wait another 10 minutes. Kathy comes back out saying that she needs another $10. I ask why her SISTER can't spot her the grass knowing that she'll be back with the cash in an hour or so. I get a pissy response. Kathy goes back inside. Two minutes later Judy comes out angry yelling at me to get out of her driveway. Stupid to give the girl cash before services. DUMB. Drive off with a $30 lesson learned. No cop check was not a good sign. Never buy stuff for a girl that you don't know. NEVER GIVE CASH BEFORE THE DEED.
Still anxious, I drive MLK, check out the Page Inn, hit the Woodson Stroll. Nothing interesting. Lots of PEOPLE on MLK, but couldn't tell who was working and who not. I am NOT going to pull up to a girl flanked by 4 large men, so that puts me at a disadvantage. LOL
Go back to my room at about 9:30 PM pissed off at my stupidity.
10: 30 comes along and I'm angry at myself. I determine to find a SW. LOL I can be stupid, er stubborn that way. Go out again and ran the south side again and again. South side had NOTHING. I mean nothing at all. I run up Jefferson, over to Grand and down, across Bates and Chippewa, Penn and Minn again and again. Still nothing. I was on SSS until about 3 AM. Nil. Zip. Nada.
Hit MLK again. For recon, I ran up N. Grand to see the Grand Hotel. Any news on the hotel just south of the Grand? Something motor Lodge or some such. Three BSW hanging right outside Grand Hotel. 2 way overweight one only portly. Went back to MLK. Saw and chatted with a heavy BSW while I was at a traffic light. Saw a slim BSW as well. Picked up the Slim one. Nice girl named Lisa. Cop check. 4 for half and half with a fine slim girl. Went to Page Inn. $22 ($2 key deposit) porn on the TV. Lisa is really nice, but wears WAY too much perfume. A fine, fine body, but her B cups were very saggy out of the bra. She only does covered and I'm OK with that. After the fun, we dress and head out to find Leo camped behind my car. No light flashing, but there he was parked behind me blocking my exit. At that moment, if there had been a lump of coal in my ass, I'd have squeezed it into a diamond. Lisa calmly walks over to another BSW who is standing around. Lisa talks with the other BSW for a few minutes, takes a drag from her cig, and walks back over to my car. I am completely amazed when Leo moves out of my way. I leave with Lisa and Leo stays. I drop Lisa off and circle back. Leo gone. I circle twice more, then stop and return the key. LOL I don't KNOW why he was there, but that from her reaction, he was there to make sure that she was safe.
Lisa, good. Leo, not so much.
Finally got back to my room at about 5 AM.
. 30 Lesson on SW from Kathy. 40 Lisa. 20 room. 25 in gas (175 miles driven)
1. 15 total
I should have just called a CL girl, but I am no longer a Street Virgin.[/QUOTE]
** Overland DUI checkpoints/crackdown next 2 weeks
We seem to get more news reports than are needed sometimes, but this is current and pertinent to monger activity the next two weeks. The link attaches to the rest of the articile, so has to not take up the whole page
I have been know to do a late night mongor, not tanked, but a few drinks after the casino, so for those who do, that St Ann St John run should not only be done sober, but with knowledge that the boys in blue will be out
((So, be careful on the breake lights, too slow, too fast, quick lane changes, turn arounds,etc))
Here's link to Map, those doing the Midland.. St John/St Ann run will recognize the area
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps?q=overland%2C%20mo&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wl[/url]
From the St Louis Post
Overland P.D. to crack down on drunk drivers
ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH
08/15/2008
ST. LOUIS -- Overland city police will be out in droves for the next two weeks looking for drunk drivers on their roads.
It is just one of many jurisdictions in the St. Louis metropolitan area that is participating in the "You Drink & Drive You Lose" program designed to keep drunks and other impaired drivers off the roads and highways.
"Driving while intoxicated is one of the most violent crimes, randomly killing or injuring someone in Missouri every one and one-half hours," said Overland Police Chief James Herron in a prepared statement.
"These tragedies are preventable when drivers make a simple, smart choice not to drink and drive."
[url]http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/stcharles/story/1F09CE9B2606662F862574A6005023C9?OpenDocument[/url]
Dinner date & shopping with Amy
For the condensed version, she was FANTASTIC ,Absolutely GREAT again! Now the play by play . Received a call from Ms. Amy on Monday, I was out of the area (East Coast). Decided to have her call Wednesday, & set something up & confirm for 4:00pm. Met at the small strip mall on B-way & Osage. She needed a pack of smokes - only had 2 bucks, loaned 5,--those poor girls! Stopped at the Phillips near Osceola for her cigs. Want'd more than a car date and decided to head for the #6 notel (Lindbergh & 55) Checked in as she stayed in vehicle- (left nothing of value - wanted to she if she would search) nodda - she was enjoying a Coors Light that I had provided. I brought a cooler with Coors Light, diet Coke & her favorite- JAGER . (man was she appreciative) After some relaxing conversation, a good shot of Jager for her, using the DC to chase, ( me , a beer- can't stand the taste of Jager!) we get to it. Started with an out of this world BBBJ- than doggie (very tight), mish and more postions than a damn flip-flopping politican (covered- I even had 3 of the rib type helments along- she liked) than damn it , I busted. She cleaned both of us up, and we decided to head over to SHOW-MES on Lemay Ferry. Nice conversation, Bud Light, fries & breaded pork cutlet for Amy, me- hotwings (hot) , naked & draft Coors Lt. (I digress, but Show-Mes has the best wings & waitress's). After we finish up, we start back to the notel for round 2. She ask if I would mine stopping at BEST BUY, no problem. She insist that I go in with her- no big deal. She selects an ALKALINE TRIO cd (13 bucks) pays and wer'e back out to the vehicle. Now at the risk of sounding like an idiot or prude- I had NEVER used the CD player in my vehicle (several years old) and was surprised at just how good of sound system it had! (learn something every day- LOL) Round two starts with more Jager( she put her hair up on her head) as this was going to be more of a slurp session. She decides she wants to get off, and started a hand job on me as she pleasures herself. We change to several different postion,while she is driving me crazy,telling me to notify her as she wanted to consume the load. ( damn - getting excited just typing this report) After a second explosion, i'm spent. Amy is a great gal, terrific provider,intelligent,great body (5'9"-perky 'B's) has tats on both arms and 4 "stars" near the private area (jealous of the tattoo artist). She likes to joke and tease around -great sense of humor- does not rush- had her laughing so hard durring the first session, had to remind her not to bite Mr. Happy! PLease treat her nice & you will be rewarded- however she will not permit me to pass her # on. Dropped her off at pick up spot and agreed for another session in 2 weeks. Only drawback to the evening, was the 52 bucks for notel-but is very safe-no street thugs in that area. Dinning, shopping, companionship and 2 sessions with AMY--- Priceless JAMESJ (ps- - no I do NOT get paid for product placement in these reports!!)
Thanks for the compliment and lets all participate
[QUOTE=Rosco2]Very nice report and date with Amy, JamesJ. I hope others follow your example and post their own detailed reports.
Everyone should participate here, because we're all brothers here, regardless of ethnicity, race, religion, preference, belief, etc. :) :) [i][u]That's the American Way[/u][/i] :)[/QUOTE]
Rosco 2 Thanks for the kind words. Maybe we can lead by example and get our fellow hobbiest to reciprocate. The more detailed info the better. On another note, I had one hobbiest (lurker) request info on Tanga Rae-however he only had (2) two post since joining in Sept. of 2006, I could'nt believe it!! He obviously did not know what Senior and quality reports meant. Be safe & happy hunting. JAMESJ