Strip Club Reports

Weither you want to here it or not.

Things are going on in all the clubs, all you have to do is get to know the dancers. Believe me I've worked in at least four clubs here in town. There is not one thing going on in a club that is not going on in any other club. So its kinda hard to say hey he definetly went to this club. I'll agree on secretsies, it keeps it fun in the clubs. We don't want to go back to tipping a dancer three feet away, or at least I know I don't. Seriously give the guy a break you slapped him on the wrist and he knows he did wrong, so its over.

I recently met him and he is respectful and does not cross boundries, I enjoyed meeting him and have seen him quit a few times since. I would have to say I would rather dance for him then some other people who could care less what us girls are working hard for. SC you know what I'm talking about.

Oh, and by they way being naked and religion does not mix, so please do not bring your politics into the clubs.

Amie Every time you sit in my lap, I feel like going to church. I know I holler Oh!! Jesus!!! a lot...

[QUOTE=Juicy Amie]Have you ever gone in during the day?[/QUOTE]In the past, quite often. Not so much recently. Like I said, this was the first time I found frustration at the club. Nowadays, I hit the club mostly at night with a good friend and a good cigar. I find the VIP to be too busy during the day time and not much of a challenge anymore.

The fun of this hobby for me is the challenge and flirting with the girls rather than the fulfillment. Let's face it, nowadays its easy enough to get what you want in [b]any[/b] of the clubs. All you have to do is open your eyes, select the dancer, make your way to the VIP and open your wallet. Well, I can do that at home

Dang it. I hit submit instead of preview, didn't finish my last reply and I can't recall exactly where I was in my rant and since I'm not senior yet, the posting is delayed.

Anyways, back to what I was saying.

My enjoyment in the hobby is derived from getting to know the girls rather than the act of fulfillment. Its the chase rather than the kill. I enjoy flirting with the dancers and waitresses, talking to them and getting to know them. I'm very particular with who I'll get dances from and usually avoid those who I [b]know[/b] will fulfill my desires with the simple act of opening my wallet. Granted, it may take time, but when and if it happens, its a shitload more enjoyable. Of course, there [b]are[/b] times when you just need instant fulfillment, and thats when knowing the right girls come in handy. :p

[QUOTE=Juicy Amie]
Things are going on in all the clubs, all you have to do is get to know the dancers. Believe me I've worked in at least four clubs here in town. There is not one thing going on in a club that is not going on in any other club. [/QUOTE]

True words, Amie. Speaking from experience, the "phenomena" is now in all the local clubs--some venues more so than others, but it's in all of them.

Sexhobbyist recommends Candy at the CS. Enough said.

Sexhobbyist

Again tonite, I go to CS and find Amie leaving already. Damn ! That woman can pack a pair of jeans...

I sit around CS for two fuggin hours and got maybe two dance offers. A lot of the girls would drop by and say hi but boogie off to a pre set date or the VIP room. One poor lady ( bless her heart) tried to give me a freebie dance but, by then, I was so totally out of the mood. I begged off claiming a severe headache.

I take off to the Boat. I need to find my little waitress. Damn! She ain't working tonite. Shitt!!! I had plenty of offers there and most were stunners. However, since I didn't want to go through the routine of sniffing out what would go on in the VIP, I decided to boogie from there, especially after Angel kicked my drink in my lap. Nothing like a cold beverage dumped in your pants to ruin a mood.

I decide I will try the Bunny Ranch, having never been there. Then I got to thinking about all the shit that has happened there recently like dudes getting killed in the parking lot. Fuck that!

I settled on trying out Turbulence by the airport. Outstanding choice, I find out happily. 12 cover, soft drinks only @ 6.50 a drink. dances 10 topless and 20 bottomless. VIP is 20 entry and 20 a dance. If you look at it, it ain't that much more expensive than the other clubs.

I had been inside not two minutes when I was immediately set upon by Lexxie. A cutie blonde with a dynamite bod. Had a couple of dances, totally outstanding. She took off to go on rotation on stage.

Right away, Magenta comes by and offers a dance right away. Had a couple or three dances with Magenta, a totally knockout little blonde, before she had to do her rotation.

Immediately after, here comes Nikita, a wild little Ukrainian beauty with some nice DD bolt ons. I had few dances and ran out of money right quick. I didn't want to stop.

What variety!

I got four more offers before I could make it to the door.

I got more dances tonite at Turbulence than I have had in the last month combined at CS or Boat.

Anyhow, I, as everyone knows, am growing tired of bitching about poor service in all the regular clubs I have been frequenting here. I now know I been fuckin up all along by not trying Turbulence sooner. I damn sure got spoiled tonite. After this, I don't think Boat, CS, Curves, TD's, or Tens will see my smiling face again. This is a place where the girls all know what makes them money and that is circulating the floor and not cherry picking.

[QUOTE=Merlin Magician]Anyhow, I, as everyone knows, am growing tired of bitching about poor service in all the regular clubs I have been frequenting here. I now know I been fuckin up all along by not trying Turbulence sooner. I damn sure got spoiled tonite. After this, I don't think Boat, CS, Curves, TD's, or Tens will see my smiling face again. This is a place where the girls all know what makes them money and that is circulating the floor and not cherry picking.[/QUOTE]

MM,
Here's my review of Turbulence:
This my lowest rating for any club west of Tampa, Florida. I went there in the afternoon (Wednesday) and I was the ONLY customer. There were four dancers there. Mystique was the only one dancing on stage (two dances). After her two dances, the DJ would play a couple of songs with nobody on stage. Then Mystique would be back on stage for two more dances...she kept reappearing on stage as the only dancer. Was I to assume the other three dancers (a paltry number, by the way) had broken legs and couldn't be on stage? No. Instead one was at the bar flapping her jaw with the waitress. Another one bolted for the dressing room as soon as I arrived and never showed her face again. The fourth, Roxy, emerged from her den, talked to the DJ for about ten minutes, then finally asked if I wanted a dance. I agreed to a VIP dance.

When I arrived at the club, the club bouncer explained that the table dances were $10 each, topless VIP was $20 each, and nude VIP was $30. Admission to the VIP (they call it "First-Class" lounge) was $5. These represent the highest prices in town for VIP dances. Imagine my surprise when Roxy hustled me: "Do you want my $30 dance or $40 dance." I mentioned that the dances were supposed to be $20 or $30. She said that she had some terrific moves to make the $40 worthwhile. I bought the $40 dance because she was very attractive with her cute A-cups, tanned body, and pretty face and I was yearning for "some terrific moves."

What a disappointment! Let me put it this way...zero mileage, zero contact, zero, zero, zero. No eye contact, no smile, no personality, no attitude. It was worthless and certainly not worth $40. For that price, other clubs give you a lot more bang for the buck and a lot more "attention" from the dancer. The $40 was a Vegas price, not Tucson, yet the dance was completely unimpressive. It was cold shower time.

I went back out to the tables after politely declining another dance from Roxy. Mystique was coming off stage (again) and she wanted to dance for me. I bought a table dance for $10 thinking that if there was going to be any redeeming value to this place, it might be decent table dances. (After all, the other Tucson clubs charge $5 to $8 for their table dances and they can certainly be a barometer for judging the desireability of taking a dancer to the VIP for that affordable amount.) Since I was the only customer in the place, I figured the table dance ought to be pretty spectacular for $10. I figured that she would certainly want to impress me since I was the only one with any money in the entire building and could make her day profitable, but noooooooooooooo. It was lame and I was very disappointed.

The dancer yapping at the bar got some food and disappeared into the dressing room and was never seen again. Mystique was back on stage after I declined another table dance and her request for a VIP dance. (I can't figure out why the other dancers weren't doing their fair share of stage time when none of them were busy.) This was not a good experience. It certainly wasn't a "Tucson experience" as local mongers know. This club won't be recommended and I won't be back. It was a waste of time and it's a rare occassion when I give a bad review so heed my warning.

I believe this club exists only for the hotel traffic along the airport corridor and it is not meant for local monger consumption.

This is my very own review that I posted on another website about Turbulence. I stick by it. Nothing's changed. I'm happy to concede the territory to Merlin.
Sexhobbyist

Gee SH maybe you should have quoted yourself: "Yesterday I got three booty calls from dancers who wanted me to service them. All three are freebies and like me for my equipment ("This is the biggest white dick I've ever seen!"). "

And just maybe they would have taken you to the VIP and had their way with you.

:-)

[QUOTE=Paul Stearn]Gee SH maybe you should have quoted yourself: "Yesterday I got three booty calls from dancers who wanted me to service them. All three are freebies and like me for my equipment ("This is the biggest white dick I've ever seen!"). "

And just maybe they would have taken you to the VIP and had their way with you.

:-)[/QUOTE]

From your mouth to God's ears. If only. But, alas...
Turbulence's dancers don't have the good sense to know that the ONLY customer in the place is there to spend money. What a waste.
Sexhobbyist

Hey Everyone,

A heads up to keep your eyes wide open and be careful. Two reliable dancers told me that Uncle LEO was in the club on Friday and took one of the dancers away.

MythicBrew

I am not at all surprised by the idiocy practiced and condoned at Turbulence. Most of you know I used to work in the doorman business. When the place was opening, I saw the jerk they hired to be the lead DJ. That in itself showed me that these people have no clue how to run a club. I have never been in there since. I knew I wasn't missing anything.

went to the candy store today, it seemed to be dead. Was there for about 1 hr, no dances offered. The girls seemed to have disappeared once they got off the stage. Maybe it is tarting tobe slow time of the year. I guess it is a hit and miss thing. Maybe next time I'll have better luck.

Every time I've been to turbulance I've had a blast, but then again I've only been in there after ten. Thats when the hotties are in.

[QUOTE=MyThicBrew]Hey Everyone,

A heads up to keep your eyes wide open and be careful. Two reliable dancers told me that Uncle LEO was in the club on Friday and took one of the dancers away.

MythicBrew[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the report MTB. This doesn't surprise me.
Hopefully LEO didn't get taken into the vip.

I am curious though, if the clubs in Tucson have a house manager who supervises the dancers. I know that Christies Cabaret in Phoenix has an older woman who occasionally can be seen up on the second floor watching the dancers.

I suspect that you and Sexhobbyist would know if this is the case as you both seem to know a lot of the dancers and the innerworkings of the clubs.
The reason I ask is that I believe that dancers should somehow be coached to know that they don't ever take anyone into the vip unless they know that their customer is 'ok' first. I know this implicates the 'manager' but am curious if this couldn't somehow take place in the clubs. Now granted I don't know exactly what this test would involve. Maybe touching a boob would suffice. Any other mongers have any input on this?

It is my understanding that LE is not allowed to partake in certain activities like explicit touching etc., but if they can get into the vip and observe an activity that they see as illegal ... then the dancer and her customer are toast.

I know that Sheriff Joe Arpaio set up a major sting of amps and incalls in Phoenix years ago and he provided money and allowed his officers to 'enjoy' the services. Most of the cases got thrown out because of that. In other words LE is not allowed to commit a crime to arrest someone else for the same offense.

Just curious, it would seem that this might be a good way to further protect our hobby.

Some dancers though, have a tendency to 'display' themselves during a table dance. Even that will probably be cause for an arrest if observed by LE.

Certainly a tough issue. I guess it pays to be ever vigilant.

Take care all

DN

PS. Juicy Amie. Your opinions would be greatly appreciated.

PS # 2. Last week when I was at Christies Cabaret and had a dancer on my lap, a manager came up and said 'You may not touch her there" (meaning her boob). I asked the girl what the heck that was all about since the guy knows me and I'm in there a lot and she stated that he said that not to you, but to the guys at the other tables whom he doesn't know.
An interesting point that she made. Seconds later I was again enjoying those 36c's

[QUOTE=Dick North]
I am curious though, if the clubs in Tucson have a house manager who supervises the dancers.

I suspect that you and Sexhobbyist would know if this is the case as you both seem to know a lot of the dancers and the innerworkings of the clubs.
[/QUOTE]

Short answer: No.
Long answer: Most of the clubs here have a "senior" dancer who is kinda the "mom" that they all go to. By "senior" I don't mean old. I mean it as in longevity/tenure. Many clubs around the country are employing a "house mom" to take care of the dancers and to manage the backstage activities--everything from costume mending to love life advice. The dancers tip her and take care of her. That position is one that is usually reserved for the larger clubs. It's not a position that is common here in Tucson.
Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=MyThicBrew]Hey Everyone,

A heads up to keep your eyes wide open and be careful. Two reliable dancers told me that Uncle LEO was in the club on Friday and took one of the dancers away.

MythicBrew[/QUOTE]

The dancer told an undercover cop in the CS that she was 20. Someone bought her a drink (unclear if it was the undercover cop or not). She got busted for it. In the dustup it was discovered she was actually 23. No foul. She was back at work on Saturday. There's more...for senior members only. PM me if you want details.

Be careful. Things are happening. Fair warning.
Sexhobbyist

All clubs have a manager, but not all clubs have a house mom as far as I know none of the clubs in Tucson have a house mom. Basically it is up to us ladies as to who is ok or not. If we aproch the manager about a costumer it depends on the manager if they get thrown out or we have to ignore them. Usually the costumer is given one to three warnings and then is escorted out of the club depending on what they do.

What I have seen in the clubs that I have worked in is that the ladies who have been there a while are the ones who let the new girls in on all the secrets and let them have the heads up on certain people and other issues.

Ultimatly again it is up to the dancer as to what does or does not happen while giving a dance.

Hopefully that helps a little.

[QUOTE=Dick North]Thanks for the report MTB. This doesn't surprise me.
Hopefully LEO didn't get taken into the vip.

I am curious though, if the clubs in Tucson have a house manager who supervises the dancers. I know that Christies Cabaret in Phoenix has an older woman who occasionally can be seen up on the second floor watching the dancers.

I suspect that you and Sexhobbyist would know if this is the case as you both seem to know a lot of the dancers and the innerworkings of the clubs.
The reason I ask is that I believe that dancers should somehow be coached to know that they don't ever take anyone into the vip unless they know that their customer is 'ok' first. I know this implicates the 'manager' but am curious if this couldn't somehow take place in the clubs. Now granted I don't know exactly what this test would involve. Maybe touching a boob would suffice. Any other mongers have any input on this?

It is my understanding that LE is not allowed to partake in certain activities like explicit touching etc., but if they can get into the vip and observe an activity that they see as illegal ... then the dancer and her customer are toast.

I know that Sheriff Joe Arpaio set up a major sting of amps and incalls in Phoenix years ago and he provided money and allowed his officers to 'enjoy' the services. Most of the cases got thrown out because of that. In other words LE is not allowed to commit a crime to arrest someone else for the same offense.

Just curious, it would seem that this might be a good way to further protect our hobby.

Some dancers though, have a tendency to 'display' themselves during a table dance. Even that will probably be cause for an arrest if observed by LE.

Certainly a tough issue. I guess it pays to be ever vigilant.

Take care all

DN

PS. Juicy Amie. Your opinions would be greatly appreciated.

PS # 2. Last week when I was at Christies Cabaret and had a dancer on my lap, a manager came up and said 'You may not touch her there" (meaning her boob). I asked the girl what the heck that was all about since the guy knows me and I'm in there a lot and she stated that he said that not to you, but to the guys at the other tables whom he doesn't know.
An interesting point that she made. Seconds later I was again enjoying those 36c's[/QUOTE]

I tried to respond to your PM but got an error saying you've exceeded your stored quota, lol!

Hope to see you tomorrow!

[QUOTE=Kirstyforme]I tried to respond to your PM but got an error saying you've exceeded your stored quota, lol!

Hope to see you tomorrow![/QUOTE]Its fixed now. I'll see you tomarrow.

Sexhobbyist recommends you avoid Cherise, a black dancer with enhanced (hard) boobs. Senior members can PM for the medical reason.
Sexhobbyist

Man, what a day. Planned trip into CS with a friend of mine (lady) to have some fun. Decided to go in earlier to scope out who was working and make sure we'd be well taken care of. Sit down at a table and order a drink...look to my left and see a friend of mine. Hmmm, now what? Decide it's cool (since I'm alone) and chat with him for a bit. Figure all is well and I get things lined up for later (thanks Amie!).

Leave and come back about an hour later with my lady friend. Look around for an empty table and find one between the two stages. Sit down and order our drinks. As I'm casually looking around the room I see to our left another good friend that knows I shouldn't be there and certainly not with a lady friend! Now what? I know he's seen me and my company. I'm just dying inside so I tell my lady companion what's up and tell her just to be cool...wasn't sure if I'd have to introduce her or not. What do you do at this point? Can you say awkward?

In the end things turned out well as he left the club shortly and then I could relax and enjoy my company and the dances we both got!

What a day in the life. What are the odds....

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]The dancer told an undercover cop in the CS that she was 20. Someone bought her a drink (unclear if it was the undercover cop or not). She got busted for it. In the dustup it was discovered she was actually 23. No foul. She was back at work on Saturday. There's more...for senior members only. PM me if you want details.

Be careful. Things are happening. Fair warning.
Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]


I am baqck on the scene as I am now single again, (I always put the hobby on pause when I am dating) but I was actually going to go somewhere today, since I am newly single. Should i avoid CS and maybe do the boat or TD's west? Please let me know your opinion.

P.S. I am not a senior member but have been here and a contributor for years.

Thanks

I just thought I would let those of you that like to go in on the weekends know that I will be there today until four (I race tonight) and more then likely tomarrow I will not be back in here until Monday, I have a busy weekend.

Have fun!

3235 I certainly do not recommend TD'S west or east. Read all of the reviews here for this and last year You will not find many good reports.

CS is sometimes pretty good but the prime girls all stay very busy or just sit around bullshitting and not circulating. It is definitely hit or miss. Sometimes, however, even a blind hog can upoot a nice acorn...

The Boat has been pretty consistent and the VIP section is 10 bucks a dance. I always find the waitresses there are always better in my lap than the dancers. Same with their sister store,the Curves Cabaret.

I go into Ten's lately and always find no girls on the floor; just like at TD's west.

Of course, I have had excellent luck at Turbulence this last two weeks. They girls are so persistent for dances that I run out of cash too soon. I can go to CS and sit around for 5 hours and not spend what I can spend in an hour at Turbulence.

Other people here trash Turbulence, but I find out the dancers don't like certain people who post here, and that is why those people get treated like shit at Turbulence.

[QUOTE=Merlin Magician]

Other people here trash Turbulence, but I find out the dancers don't like certain people who post here, and that is why those people get treated like shit at Turbulence.[/QUOTE]

I've been to Turbulence one time. That was one time too many. The girls there didn't know who I was so it was a bad experience based upon poor service, bad management, and lousy entertainment. The girls don't know who Sexhobbyist is, so they can't make a judgement based on who posts here.

Even if they did know who I was, it would be in their best interests to make sure I had a spectacular time so that I would write glowingly about them. If they do treat customers like shit because they don't like what is posted about them, then they'll never get good business. What a stupid attitude they have if that is the case. It reinforces my original review of the place. Don't waste your money going there.
Sexhobbyist

Had an opportunity to vist CS on Fri. at about 2:30 pm. Only had an hour to spend so I was rushed.
Had great table dances from 'Honey' and 'Tiara' ... and then comes 'Bobbi'! I really like this girl! She has always been a sweetheart to me and I enjoy her company. She actually has a 13 yr old daughter, but you would never know it from looking at her body.
Other that that everything seemed ok at CS except for a reclusive looking character at the main stage sitting on the left side towards the back.

DN

Hey! I'm just reporting what the Turbulence girls tell me. They read this board too. They have several someone's in mind and maybe S/H may not be among them.

[QUOTE=Dick North]Other that that everything seemed ok at CS except for a reclusive looking character at the main stage sitting on the left side towards the back.[/QUOTE]Maybe that was Merlin? Couldn't have been SH, he stays in the VIP. :D

Oh master SH, [post=522824]this may make you proud[/post] of your padowan learner.

LL

Not me LL! I never get that close to the stage. I usually lurk off upstairs in the back.

It was probably our weekly stalker (as we like to call him) MM and SH never sit close to the stage they like to enjoy their dances.

[QUOTE=Juicy Amie]It was probably our weekly stalker (as we like to call him) MM and SH never sit close to the stage they like to enjoy their dances.[/QUOTE]
Didn't mean to create a ruckus over this guy, but he disturbed me enough that I thought worth mentioning. After noticing that he didn't look at the dancers on stage and waved off every table dance offer, I became even more suspicious.

I was nervous while receiving my table dances and I didn't like that feeling. It seemed as though this guy was studying the patrons rather than the dancers.

Take care all

DN

I actually went in on Saturday to CS and had good experience would have been great ..but the girl who while she was hot, she was obviously ingesting something that altered behavior enuff said. It was a saturday around 1 only two of us in VIP (Nice) so it was a good time. My performer was a tall pretty blonde PM for info.

[QUOTE=Member #3235]I actually went in on Saturday to CS and had good experience would have been great ..but the girl who while she was hot, she was obviously ingesting something that altered behavior enuff said. It was a saturday around 1 only two of us in VIP (Nice) so it was a good time. My performer was a tall pretty blonde PM for info.[/QUOTE]

I would bet that I know who you are talking about. On Friday, my first table dance was from a tall blonde and I forgot her name so I didn't mention her in my original post. She was a hot dancer and then she asked if she could come back later and 'would I buy her a drink?'
That's probably the same girl.

DN

Anyone been into the CS since yesterday's smoking changes took effect? Did you notice any difference in the atmosphere or in the number of customers?

I'm just curious how the clubs are dealing with the new law...

I am also curious I have not been to work since Monday.

[QUOTE=Kirstyforme]Anyone been into the CS since yesterday's smoking changes took effect? Did you notice any difference in the atmosphere or in the number of customers?

I'm just curious how the clubs are dealing with the new law...[/QUOTE]The activity that is. Iwent yesterday and saw two ppl smoking outside and signs posted. Place was full. Got a floor w/Riley and had to wait for vip as it was full. Worth the wait though.

[QUOTE=Juicy Amie]I am also curious I have not been to work since Monday.[/QUOTE]

Made it in to CS yesterday afternoon over lunch. There were plenty of customers and dancers to go around. Probably the best part of the new law was that when I left my clothes didn't smell like stale cigarette smoke. I did notice that they had the air cranked way up for some reason which made it pretty cold in some parts of the club.

Only spent about an hour there but left very satisfied.

Dropped by again today on lunch break. Place was unusually busy. Hard to find a table...finally took up residence at a table upstairs. Amie kindly told me I was seated in a not so flattering location so we decided to move to a better seat (VIP). Thanks Amie! I meant what I said today...you're a real gem.

VIP was full the entire time I was there. Standing room only when I left (several dancers and customers were lined up to take our couch when we left). From the looks of things there were plenty of satisfied mongers today.

BB and I send our regards to all our friends in AZ. Hope you guys had a great 5de5 party. We did our best here in the east, but the chicas are more friendly out there.

268 days...

LoveLOS

Drove down from Phoenix today and when to the check out candy. It was crowded and I got a few table dances and then was approched by Amiee. She is a very sweet girl with great sex apeal. I REALLY enjoyed the time I spent with her on the floor and in the VIP. She recommended another dance and I got a very happy ending in the VIP. Someone got quite a show, but by then I was to involved to care. Thanks everyone for the info and thanks Amiee for great first visit. See you soon.