Writing a Mongering Report 101
First thing first: [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/announcement-forumrules.php] Read the Forum Rules & Posting Guidelines!!!![/url]
Please remember when writing a Mongering Report, that you are ostensibly creating a work of fiction for the amusement of the readers of this forum. Keep in mind that your stories must be believable or you will be criticized. Fabrication of bullshit reports will result in a short and miserable life on this forum. If you have a thin skin, writing anything on a public forum will probably result in a comment that will piss you off. The solution is either to quit or to grow thicker skin.
Try to include details that make story somewhat interesting, but fail to give obviously identifying personal information about yourself or another monger. Care must be taken in the the personal identification of a sex provider, and the local LE situation and attitude of the local forum membership is usually the best indicator of how much info to post in your reports. There is no way to know the local attitude unless you have [b]R[/b]ead [b]t[/b]he [b]F[/b]ucking [b]F[/b]orum [b]F[/b]irst! (RTFFF!) - You all knew I would slip that in there somehow! :D
This forum cannot be used as evidence in the USA because the reports are located on a server in another country! Street walker reports tend to extremely explicit since they tend to be very mobile! Stationary houses of prostitution tend to have more euphemistic wording since a body of real life evidence can be more easily built against a small business operation. If your provider advertises on the net, a link to her site or advertisements obviously does not compromise her security. Posting an unpublished cell number, incall address, real name, etc is a big No-no, as are phone numbers and email addresses on open forum reports. That is what PMs (the private message feature of this forum) are for.
The things we'd really like to see in a report:[list=a][*]Where did you find her?[*]Can you grab a photo from a website or link to one?[*]What did you find attractive to make the date?[*]What was the circumstance of your time together? e.g. Car, AMP, apartment, hotel, bathroom, back alley, incall location, whatever...[*]How did she look?[*]Were her advertising Pics accurate (if applicable)?[*]Were services provided as agreed?[*]How much did it cost?[*]What the fuck happened? e.g. massage, TS, CBJ, BBBJ, FS, HJ, etc --- see the [post=347868]abbreviations list[/post] for all the possible things consenting adults may choose...[*]Would you do it again?[*]Try for a rating?[/list]
Kiss and tell!
LoveLOS
***************
Read - Welcome to the conversation. No harm no foul, do better on the next try. RTFF and then WTFF.
1 photos
Planning a visit to DC/MD this month!!
Layla South is a Sweet, Petite, True, Southern Belle with blonde hair and blue eyes. She stands at 5'1", in her 30's with measurements of 36-25-35, and a non-smoker. She selectively entertains respectful, professional gentlemen (age 30+) in the Golf Capital of Myrtle Beach, SC, Long Island, New York and surrounding areas & states. Her personality and demeanor are the strongest and most impressive qualities she possesses. Layla has been described as out going, full of energy, sensual and sexy, sophisticated, and all the while FUN. Almost every gentlemen that has met her says that Layla redefines the word "accommodating".
I offer exquisite companionship for only the most elite gentlemen, ladies, and couples that understand the finer pleasures that life has to offer. I offer an upscale, GFE service to the most discerning, classy gentleman, lady, or couple who wants & expects the best. I cater to white collar professionals only.
If you are searching for attention that Southern Ladies are known to give, look no further. I am based in both Myrtle Beach, SC and Long Island, NY. I offer the best GFE, no-rush PSE. I offer an upscale, personalized service that caters to the most discerning, classy gentleman, lady, or couple who only wants & expects the best.
Any suggestions on areas ???
Thanks,
Layla South
Tonto, if you are ever in DC, you should try local talent....
[QUOTE=Torontoguy99]If you are ever in Toronto, you should check out this Escort Agency...yada,yada,yada[/QUOTE]Hi zero. What is is about the name USAsexgiude that may make me think that this is NOT the proper place to post your blatant advertisment?
One thing to be excited about a girl you fucked, another to post an advertisement in DC about a Toronto agency...
LoveLOS
Ky - Not Worth The Gamble, IMHO
Eros DC has an ad for Ky, visiting from the Bay Area Dec 5-9.
Keep you money in your pocket and run the other way as fast as possible!
I met Ky in the Bay Area several years ago and it rated as one of the worst escort/outcall experiences in my entire career as a hobbyist.
Back then, she used to advertise as a Korean. Now she's exotic.
I digress.
She was very late; she kept calling to update me and each time she asked me if I was still interested. WTF ?!? Ky finally showed up and she is not nearly as attractive as her air-brushed pictures. Pock-marked face.
Also, even though she has a "shaved" kitty, she hadn't shaved in about one week, so it was covered with stubble.
Poor attitude: cool & distant from the start; she insisted on covered everything, including DATY. So, I asked if she brought dental dam & she said she forgot. Then I tried to warm her up by playing with her pussy (I had some Wet lubricant). No response. She eventually says, "Do you like that?" with a tone of mild annoyance. WTF!?!
After an ok but absent-minded cbj, we moved onto mish, and then finished with doggie. If she had brought her Blackberry, she would have been checking e-mail.
Ky is bad news, IMHO.
You can't tell this book by her cover:
[url]http://www.eros-dc.com/files/ny-ky4-ky1.htm[/url]
She says shes back. Does anyone remember her?
Hey gentlemen,
I saw this ad and the pic of the girl is off the chart.
Probabaly too good to be true but I had to ask if anyone has ever connected up with her? As she said in one of her ads that shes back. So I am guessing that one of the hobbyists must read this site.
Thanks
Happy stories and endings to all. Here is her post. One of a few
[quote]~~Tall~~Sexy~~Blonde~~Let me heat you up and melt you down~~SWF~~ - w4m - 25
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: [email]pers-499257849@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2007-12-05, 3:07AM EST
HELLO, It's CeCe and I am a tall, blonde model. Let me heat you up and melt you down to relieve all your tension.
I am 5'9" and weigh 130 lbs. I have long , blonde hair. I have blue - green eyes. I am a natural 3DD-26-36.
You can choose the Sensual Meditation for Relaxation and Exotic Aromatherapy Private Viewing. Just call it Meditation session.
Or The VIP Private Erotic Dance Lessons in a bikini or lingerie with *multiple* costume changes allowed. You will love the sizzlin' hot action when we do the CHA CHA!
Just call it the VIP session.
You will get a response with along with my rates when you respond and where to find my website. I am a verified instructor/practitioner/entertainer/model.
Yours Truly,
C.C.[/quote]
Has anyone seen Victoria or Sara from Brazil?
Hello all, first time poster here:
anyone seen this girl yet??
[url]http://www.eros-dc.com/files/mi-karol3-victoria2.htm[/url]
she was in the area a few weeks back and I missed her by a day. now she's back and i'm pretty sure I'm going to end up seeing her, but I want to see if anyone here has some experience with her?
also, there's another brazilian girl named Sara that looks tempting
[url]http://www.eros-dc.com/files/mi-ilana2-sara1.htm[/url]
I need to put my dick in one of these girls soon.
Has anyone seen this newbie on CL
I just want to know if this really a working girl or fake pics, [url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/ers/525712594.html[/url] she just to good to be true, if anyone has seen her let me know the deal.