Massage Parlor Reports

Like the whopper. Just kidding. Been away and been tired but last night I had a dream that wouldn't let anyone know.

Well, I was at the door of a Green address. Nice to see the weather has warmed up enough where I don't need a coat. Parking was easy and seemed like a true fantasy. I met a series of people. First was an older lady who gave me a hug and was very happy to see me. Like a reunion of sorts. Then I was in a different room and I met a young lady with a Mickey Mouse t-shirt on. Nice girl. Very nice body. Great ass.

I got a nice shower, sat in the sauna for a few and then went back to the second room I was in. Relaxing as hell. Plain and simple. I got a massage from head to foot. Face down was what I can remember. Attention was spent on my back, scalp, legs as well as my feet. Truly amazing.

Next I'm on my back, and the massage continues. More attention to the areas that really need it. Some areas were especially attended to. Next BigJob was with with her tongue. Then we moved on to a kitty that was in the room. Kitty liked the attention.

Moving on, we met with a missionary for talks. Then we took the wiener dog out for a walk. Dog was happy to go. Smiled all the way. On to the last act, I'm leaving. Said goodbye to Mickey, then the older lady. On to the car and home.

I woke up around 12PM and went into the bedroom for some decent sleep. I hate falling asleep on the couch. Kills my back.

I like the New LoveLOS scale. So here goes.

Face: 8
Body: 8
Massage: 9
Attitude: 8
Sexo: 9
Repeat: Definitely...for a dream..it was awesome


Cabbie!

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]So you've met the frolicking fairy sprite LL... Very cute and I think she'll grant you wishes if you make her wings sprout...[/QUOTE] Good idea, lets call her Tinkerbell. I always did figure Peter Pan was hittin that tiny pussy, but the children's story writers kept it hush hush...

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Recently LoveLOS and others on this board have posted on AMP providers and experiences and given LARS™ ratings. In the interest of giving newer members a heads up, the following is reposted.

Originally Posted by Laxman #2
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:

0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself

Peace and love

Lax

Ahem. A LL Rating system indeed!!!!

You'll be hearing from my barristers, wigs and all!

Lax[/QUOTE]

Hey Lax

Great work I like your style. Thanks for the Lax AMP Rating System, I have not visited an AMP in years, perhaps I need a guided tour.

I have reposted below the BRS no not BSR, BRS Big Red Rating System for SW Looks.

I have generated
SW/Escort Stats
Looks/body/attitude/service
8/9/9/8

Question for senior members:
• Should we standardize statistics, for escorts and SW?
• Should the evaluation criterion be different for escorts and SW?
• Should there be standards for points given? For example:

Big Red Rating System for SW Looks:
1. Fugly no teeth, hair or skin, scabs only
2. Curtis Bay Ugly don’t let your friend f**k her
3. Regular ugly not f**ckable unless stoned
4. Minor ugly ok to f**k if drunk
5. Average ok to f**k any time (this is where Big Red tries to draw the line)
6. Pretty well groomed
7. Attractive face and appearance
8. Hot and sexy looking
9. Model Material
10. Goddess perfect in every way

If there is interest, I will work on other categories and a weighted composite scoring system.

Just trying to give back and do my part.

Big Red

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Good idea, lets call her Tinkerbell. I always did figure Peter Pan was hittin that tiny pussy, but the children's story writers kept it hush hush...[/QUOTE]

Tinkerbell it is! Can't wait to see her spreading her little wings again...

[QUOTE=Rutdude]Had a horrible experience at the new Gold Spa (1829 M, 2nd floor) today. The girl (she said her name was Coco) provided very poor service and had a terrible attitude. Constantly kept pushing me back to check if wrapper was on. Constantly using kleenex to wipe herself. Just lay there mechanically for the 10 minutes I was there. Even complaining when I approached certain areas. I'm a clean guy, very particular about hygiene and have received very good GFE at Sun and I-bar before. Given the recent reported problems at those places, decided to try something new. Guess I tried the wrong place or received a terrible provider. Left after 10-15 minutes, was getting turned off by the attitude rather than getting turned on.[/QUOTE]

Rut:

You may not realize it but yours was a very valuable report. I think it is always useful to know the places and providers to avoid. Thanks

Lax

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Rut:

You may not realize it but yours was a very valuable report. I think it is always useful to know the places and providers to avoid. Thanks

Lax[/QUOTE]

When it comes to Looks/body/attitude/service, I prefer service above all else. Attitude and and service really go to toghether. She can look as pretty as can be but if the service is lousy the whole experience is a waste.

Put on my Peter Pan outfit recently. You guys are definitely on to something :D

SMWSLT

Lax

[QUOTE=Rutdude]Had a horrible experience at the new Gold Spa (1829 M, 2nd floor) today. The girl (she said her name was Coco) provided very poor service and had a terrible attitude. Constantly kept pushing me back to check if wrapper was on. Constantly using kleenex to wipe herself. Just lay there mechanically for the 10 minutes I was there. Even complaining when I approached certain areas. I'm a clean guy, very particular about hygiene and have received very good GFE at Sun and I-bar before. Given the recent reported problems at those places, decided to try something new. Guess I tried the wrong place or received a terrible provider. Left after 10-15 minutes, was getting turned off by the attitude rather than getting turned on.[/QUOTE]

I wonder if this is the same coco from supra. I know she was there several months back --like last fall I think. She was bossy and the service was mediocre. See my post of 11/18/06 in this forum. I think she also went be 'sara' at one point.

Business visit to DC. Decided to try one of the 1829s. Went to the 3rd floor. I should have left, but it was late and I was tired. Timing was weird, girl kept leaving room w/o explanation for short times, offered TS after massage, lots of Korean jabbering outside the door. While receiving a sub-standard TS, accomplice took $$ from my wallet. Didn’t notice until too late.

Stay away!

[QUOTE=Rutdude]Had a horrible experience at the new Gold Spa (1829 M, 2nd floor) today. The girl (she said her name was Coco) provided very poor service and had a terrible attitude. Constantly kept pushing me back to check if wrapper was on. Constantly using kleenex to wipe herself. Just lay there mechanically for the 10 minutes I was there. Even complaining when I approached certain areas. I'm a clean guy, very particular about hygiene and have received very good GFE at Sun and I-bar before. Given the recent reported problems at those places, decided to try something new. Guess I tried the wrong place or received a terrible provider. Left after 10-15 minutes, was getting turned off by the attitude rather than getting turned on.[/QUOTE]I had a good experience with another provider at Gold. What I was wondering is which AMP is better, 2nd or 3rd floor?

[QUOTE=Spoondog]Happen to drive by happiness tonight and lights were on and the padlock was gone, anyone know if they are back ?[/QUOTE]

I daydreamed PP visited Happiness Monday afternoon. Royal was closed and had a note on the door with instructions to go to Happiness. PP followed the instructions and left a trail of breadcrumbs behind. When PP arrived he dreamed they were installing satelite tv in the lobby (cool). PP waited 15 minutes and was offered a not so special 40 something.

She seemed really nice, but PP declined. PP got the lowdown that new talent would be arriving after 8pm Tuesday. Go for it and report here. PP may give it a shot next visit to the district. The place seemed to be in good condition, but the stairway is still in need of a lot of renovation.

The trail of crumbs had been scooped up by a vicious band of pigeons, or homeless panhandlers. Not sure which? Confused and lost PP decided to prowl elsewhere. Happy trails.

PP

[QUOTE=pussprowler]I daydreamed PP visited Happiness Monday afternoon. Royal was closed and had a note on the door with instructions to go to Happiness. PP followed the instructions and left a trail of breadcrumbs behind. When PP arrived he dreamed they were installing satelite tv in the lobby (cool). PP waited 15 minutes and was offered a not so special 40 something.

......

The trail of crumbs had been scooped up by a vicious band of pigeons, or homeless panhandlers. Not sure which? Confused and lost PP decided to prowl elsewhere. Happy trails.

PP[/QUOTE]PP- That's funny. :-)

[QUOTE=Nice 499]I had a good experience with another provider at Gold. What I was wondering is which AMP is better, 2nd or 3rd floor?[/QUOTE]In the past I've been to the 3rd floor. It was a little dark (only candles in the room) but it was awesome. A good solid 8 all around. Haven't been in a year. Ok more like 2 years. Memorable experience. No panhandler out in front though. Just some disgusted looks from some broad in the store on the first floor. Would have repeated but it's out of the way for me now. Plus parking is a NIGHTMARE nearby.

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=pussprowler]I daydreamed PP visited Happiness Monday afternoon. Royal was closed and had a note on the door with instructions to go to Happiness. PP followed the instructions and left a trail of breadcrumbs behind. When PP arrived he dreamed they were installing satelite tv in the lobby (cool). PP waited 15 minutes and was offered a not so special 40 something.

She seemed really nice, but PP declined. PP got the lowdown that new talent would be arriving after 8pm Tuesday. Go for it and report here. PP may give it a shot next visit to the district. The place seemed to be in good condition, but the stairway is still in need of a lot of renovation.

The trail of crumbs had been scooped up by a vicious band of pigeons, or homeless panhandlers. Not sure which? Confused and lost PP decided to prowl elsewhere. Happy trails.

PP[/QUOTE]

Royal closed?! Hope this isn't permanent.

Had the opportunity to party with all of you guys earlier in the week. But everybody was on their leash, so LL was on his own. What to do? SMWSLT.

I have the [post=521919]Three Kitties[/post] to consider (Kitty 1 was extraordinary); and there was a nice report by [post=522471]Raven[/post] that I wanted to sample, and then there was Tinkerbell. SMWSLT.

I consulted Little LL and we decided on two AMP visits. Tinkerbell first, then go eat, and then hit Kitty#1, (for the sake of the Peter Pan Tale, I shall nickname her Wendy). It was a deviously wonderful plan.

Highlights:[list][*]We did some measurements. She stands 4'9" tall. Her hand spans 5.5" ,wrist to end of middle finger, thus she cannot wrap her hand around my wrist. My hand can wrap around her wrist and overlap the first joint of my middle finger. I weigh over three times her weight. [*]She actually gives a pretty decent massagi.[*]I continued the quest to wrap my tounge completely around her pelvic bone. Almost got it this time.[*]Sexo was off the charts. [*]She either got an "O" or is a great actess.[*]She cuddled with me for about 15 minutes.[*]I was in and out of the spa in 75 minutes - they were busy.[*]She likes a good massage too.[*]Imagine the Tinkerbell face (perfect and cute) with her hair spread around it on the bed...She is looking into your eyes and adjusting herself for deeper penetration...[*]Did I mention GFE?[/list]The rest of the night? The problem was that a whole hour with Tink fucking blew my mind, and actually satisfied Little LL completely. There was this inherent fear in me that any second session, even with another fave, would be at best anticlimactic, and at worst a disappointment. It would be unfair to Wendy and could not make either head any more satisfied...

Tinkerbell need not have been jealous tonight, but Peter also has this thing for Wendy--we'll see where this goes. I will try again to implement the Wendy/Tinkerbell plan on my next DC visit.

SMWSLT. Now where did I put my blue pills????
LoveLOS

It's rare for me to call it a night after one, when more are available...

My report:

Yeah, what [post=524036]he said[/post]...

Little LL

You boys are so funny refering to your other halves in your dreams. I think I'll take PC out to a nooky dinner now.

PCs PC out

[QUOTE=LoveLOS] Tinkerbell first,

Highlights:[list][*]We did some measurements. She stands 4'9" tall. Her hand spans 5.5" ,wrist to end of middle finger, thus she cannot wrap her hand around my wrist. My hand can wrap around her wrist and overlap the first joint of my middle finger. I weigh over three times her weight.
[*]She actually gives a pretty decent massagi.
[*]I continued the quest to wrap my tounge completely around her pelvic bone. Almost got it this time.
[*]Sexo was off the charts.
[*]She either got an "O" or is a great actess.

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]Hey LL and little ll

Do AMP/Escorts really come/orgasm or do they fake it? I demand to know! Is it Real or is it Memorex?

Who gives a shit! When Tinkerbell was coming on little ll(you lucky motherfucker) do you ask little ll is it real, is it fake? Fuck No. Big LoveLOS and little ll just fucking enjoy it, you lucky motherfucker.

Did I say that already?

Big Red and little red

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Who gives a shit! When Tinkerbell was coming on little ll(you lucky motherfucker) do you ask little ll is it real, is it fake? Fuck No. Big LoveLOS and little ll just fucking enjoy it, you lucky motherfucker. [/QUOTE]My motto is the [b]best actress wins©[/b]!! [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=509688&highlight=best+actress+wins#post509688] Read this one![/url]

And that, my good friend, is going to have to be another LL trademarked and copyrighted phrase. Be careful about using the Memorex thing too, I think there is a © on that one...

And yes, I am a lucky motherfucker! :D

LoveLOS

Best actress wins ©2007 LoveLOS. First used in [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=501029&highlight=best+actress+wins#post501029]this report[/url].

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Had the opportunity to party with all of you guys earlier in the week. But everybody was on their leash, so LL was on his own. What to do? SMWSLT.

The problem was that a whole hour with Tink fucking blew my mind, and actually satisfied Little LL completely. There was this inherent fear in me that any second session, even with another fave, would be at best anticlimactic, and at worst a disappointment. It would be unfair to Wendy and could not make either head any more satisfied...

Tinkerbell need not have been jealous tonight, but Peter also has this thing for Wendy--we'll see where this goes. I will try again to implement the Wendy/Tinkerbell plan on my next DC visit.

SMWSLT. Now where did I put my blue pills????
LoveLOS[/QUOTE]



LL
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well - preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming . - What a Ride ". I hope we all get there!

LL, one of my many form mentors! :)
Happy Hunting
AJ

Apparently, slowly but surely, the AMP's (at least this one!) seem to be returning to CL.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/323553251.html[/url]

Selah!

Spring allergies have made sleep restless with many dreams. I had a dream this morning that Yellow Fever was raging through my body (at least certain parts of my body). A cure was found at a colorful address.

In my dream I had a similar experience as another forum dreamer had recently. I was greeted at the door by an older woman and led to a room. Shortly thereafter, another younger woman visited me. For the sake of the story, let's call her "Loobie" or something similar sounding.

The dream was very good, one of the best dreams I've had in while. Loobie was not thin, but had her weight in all the right places, especially up top. They were a full C, probably enhanced but with a very natural look. She was probably mid-to late-30's, long hair, fairly attractive with a pleasant demeanor. The TS was outstanding - probably the best I've had post BW and ranking right up there with my old CPHC dreams. There was a quick stopover to the sauna and then to Room 3. The room was about as big as a closet, but no problems there.

Massagi was very, very good. My dream got a little fuzzy after that point.
I vaguely remember something about a flip, a coverup, tasting some ripe melons, meeting someone named BJ and a cowgirl. The dream was finished after that and then I woke up. Amazingly, my Yellow Fever had subsided. My guess is that it will return again soon.

Using the copyrighted rating system:

Face: 7
Body: 6
Attitude: 8
massagi: 9
sexo: 8

[QUOTE=Cabdriver52]In the past I've been to the 3rd floor. It was a little dark (only candles in the room) but it was awesome. A good solid 8 all around. Haven't been in a year. Ok more like 2 years. Memorable experience. No panhandler out in front though. Just some disgusted looks from some broad in the store on the first floor. Would have repeated but it's out of the way for me now. Plus parking is a NIGHTMARE nearby.

Cabbie![/QUOTE]Cabbie is right about the parking (I. E. , there is none, although Dupont Metro is nearby).

Have to differ on the quality. I visited the place of and on for about 4 yrs from '98 through '02. During that time, there was not much variety but it was acceptable, economical; since '02, I've been several times and the staff was, in my view anyway, not acceptable in age or looks. In fact, it's one of the few places where I was so turned of, I left. Others on this board reported similar experiences I think.

Now, things have a way of changing and maybe they have.

[QUOTE=Littlell]It's rare for me to call it a night after one, when more are available...

My report:

Yeah, what [post=524036]he said[/post]...

Little LL[/QUOTE]

Little Jake says no worries...he made Wendy a VERY happy girl. Then Tinkerbell came calling...and when Wendy wasn't looking, he got soaked in her fairy dust. :-)

An unnamed third made a play, but, little Jake was beat...

Oh, little Jake must look into these magic, blue pills...or find a Brazilian spider...

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/naturalviagraspiderbitecauseserection;_ylt=Aj1Q_9aNDG2NOysRbYlLIKwPLBIF[/url]


P.S. - Finally something worthy of my 69th post! My hat's off to Little Jake for that one!

[QUOTE=Ravane]Apparently, slowly but surely, the AMP's (at least this one!) seem to be returning to CL.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/323553251.html[/url]

Selah![/QUOTE]Trying to get more details, was told couple definite spinners for Grand Opening celebration!

Papasan1

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Little Jake says no worries...he made Wendy a VERY happy girl. Then Tinkerbell came calling...and when Wendy wasn't looking, he got soaked in her fairy dust. :-) [/QUOTE]That is like a dream cum true... I too must experience this combination of stimulants.

Interesting article... Think I'll wait for the pill.

LL

Congrads on doing the 69!! Next major goal is 100 - try to top that outing for that report. (good luck - you'll need it) :p

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Congrads on doing the 69!! Next major goal is 100 - try to top that outing for that report. (good luck - you'll need it) :p[/QUOTE]

Thanks LL. Anytime I need to take up the slack...I'm there! LOL

I'm figuring out the ingredients for #100 already. Just need to create the scene for that wonderful dream...

Just got back from Neverland. Upon my arrival, Tinky was otherwise engaged with another fairy (was that you LL?). I was re-introduced to my old friend BB.

Upstairs all rooms were busy except for the small one at the top of the stairs. BB secured the door and greeted me as one of the long Lost Boys. She said TS was busy so we rescheduled events. We reiginited our past acquaintance with considerable sturm and drang. If LL is correct (and I believe he is :D ) then the best actress wins and BB walked away with an Oscar.

Finally made to the TS but no time left for any othe activities.

Peace and love.

Lax

I need the address and or phone of Sun.

Once I am back from my expedition a full report will be coming.

[QUOTE=Crittenden]Business visit to DC. Decided to try one of the 1829s. Went to the 3rd floor. I should have left, but it was late and I was tired. Timing was weird, girl kept leaving room w/o explanation for short times, offered TS after massage, lots of Korean jabbering outside the door. While receiving a sub-standard TS, accomplice took $$ from my wallet. Didn’t notice until too late.

Stay away![/QUOTE]My advice to you would be not to bring anything into an AMP except for the clothes on your back and the required fee. Leave everything else in the car or at home.

I mean Report of Distinction. Not his actual rod. Anyway.

Awesome post on Sexyhobbyist's Guide to StripClubs. I have no monger intel, but have dreamed of seeing the inside of a few VIP rooms in my day. Still, wish I had read SH's guide much sooner!

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Just need to create the scene for that wonderful dream...[/QUOTE]Here is the scene:[indent]LL has been transported to a fantasylan.... No. Not fantasy, more like a neverland! A world away, yet moments away. Wearing black [b][size=-2](green just isn't LL's color)[/size][/b], he spirals thru the night, as if in some kind of body rush...

Cut to:
DC townhouse, warm spring night, upper story room has the window open while the children are sleeping. Well, the eldest is in her 30's and the youngest is around 21; so to be politically correct, where the ADULT children are, well, doing what adults do on warm spring nights.

LL, in black, appears on the scene with a gust of wind, and some trash blowing along the gutter. Flying high thru the city streets on some magical mystery tour, he spies an open window. Being a natural voyeur, he sails effortlessly over. As he nears, he hears a young woman's voice, "Goodnight Mr Laxman! You come back tomorrow and see me? OK, honneeee!" The voice sounded like some kind of angel [b][size=-2]that had a funny kind of accent[/size][/b]. He reaches the window and sees a vision from heaven [b][size=-2](or possibly that could be Korea, I believe the girls look similar)[/size][/b] counting five crisp $20 bills with an evil sort of grin on her face.

LL appears in the window, Wendy sees him and smiles sweetly. LL considers for a moment, thinking "She is like an actress, a star." He floats thru the window to her side. They embrace. She kisses him as if they were engaged to be married. She starts removing his clothing, caressing his back...

In the heat of the encounter, LL's lovely, pixie-size fairy, Tinkerbell, who must have followed her heart [b][size=-2](or possibly went to the wrong room accidentally)[/size][/b]; enters thru a crack in the door. She is crushed and crimson with jealousy that her beloved LL was with another!

LL cares deeply for the weeping fairy, yet he is also torn by his adoration of the lovely Wendy. How you you please an angel and a fairy? [b][size=-2](I mean lets get real, they are both women, and how the hell do you please any of them?)[/size][/b] LL receives an inspiration! He calls Tinkerbell to his arms, without letting loose of Wendy's waist, to be sure. He caresses her face and kisses her, then he kisses Wendy while running a finger gently down the very-ticklish Tinkerbell's torso. Without a word he unsnaps Tinkerbell's bikini top, while slipping his hand around and squeezing Wendy's perfect little ass. LL, Tinkerbell, and Wendy begin a wondrous flight to never neverland...
[indent][indent][indent][indent][indent][indent][b][size=5]TO BE CONTINUED...[/size][/b][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][b][size=-2] When ever the fuck I can get back to DC and actually make the fantasy flight! [/size][/b]
I have been telling you guys all my posts are just erotic fantasies. Now do you believe me?

Wet dreams,
[b][size=-2]I believe I'll have one! woooo Hooo![/size][/b]

LoveLOS

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]When ever the fuck I can get back to DC and actually make the fantasy flight!

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]
[indent]Given that amazing tale LL, I believe I will forego the wait for report #100 and weave my own [i]web of lust©[/i] with [b][color=blue]a heavenly angel[/color][/b], [b][color=orange]a fairy sprite[/color][/b], and [b][color=green]an elven princess[/color][/b]. And I know just where to find them...

And, as we all know, when you wish upon a star...your dreams come true...
[indent][i]Stay tuned for this incredible dream...if I survive it that is...[/i][/indent][/indent]

[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md]I need the address and or phone of Sun.

Once I am back from my expedition a full report will be coming.[/QUOTE]

Good report on Moonlight in Baltimore. We need more like that.

For Sun details you can RTFF or you can see:

Special Interests - Massages - Reports of Distinction

It has few enough quality reports for even the laziest newbie to read it. One has links to Massage Parlor Lists in various states and in DC.

Or go right to the DC ROD

Jaggy - ROTFLMAO Glad you made the distinction...about the ROD, that is!

Double 5¢,
Great call. The R.O.D. thread is there so we can "bookmark" those indispensable reports. I have several (like four) unanswered PMs for addresses of AMPs. They are unanswered because I don't have time to look the shit up myself. So if you sent me, or somebody else, a PM asking for an AMP address, [b]consider the question answered[/b].

Go to DC all topics, look down the list to find the Reports of Distinction, and follow your nose from there. If that is too hard to do, then we can pretty well figure you wouldn't know what to do with an address if we gave it to you on a silver platter, wrapped in a box, with a red bow on it.

BTW, many of the phone numbers may have changed after Black Wednesday.

Hawkeye,
Check your PMs, I have an alternative suggestion for you!! ;)

JJ,
Be creative now; you sure do have the right idea with that web of lust© thing!! LOL

LL

[b][size=0]"web of lust" ©2007 Jake Jj 1492[/size][/b]

Despite reported problems, went to sun very late the other night. Was probably last or close to last visitor of night. Received may. Not a stunner in looks department, but decent looks nevertheless. Would probably fit in the spinner category. The more important part of the story is that she has an excellent attitude and provides excellent service, complete gfe. She entertains all requests and provides good cuddles and massagi after the fact. Highly recommended.

Went to my favorite place (aka: Neverland) on Friday afternoon (Compared to my alternate place). Early afternoon is a great time to go, not that busy (so I thought). I called ahead to reserve my favorite girl (aka Kitty 1.Wendy). When I got there, the mamasan with the good attitude was back and I asked her if she was on vacation – she answered something back and then I think she starting flirting with me – maybe I should try her some day! ).

She shows me to my room. No one was there, so I got the first room – the big room with the couch (more on the couch later). My girl greets me as usual, quietly and very enthusiastic with trouble getting undressed before the petting starts.

After the TS on the way back to the room, I think I saw Tinker Bell (it had to be her based on the description in the forum and noticing her unique features – I also think I saw some wings and fairy dust too! ). I think I might have been enticed to try that next time!

When we get back to the room, I get a nude nipple massage and light kissing all over, pretty cool. She flips me starts a great (as usual) BBBJ (after I leave, I sometimes wonder was this the best part of the service or was it the main course! ). She then slips on the cover and continues for a little more. The she lies down and motions for the mish and I return the favor. Nice bare kitty. We start a little mish. Then, instead of flipping to a CG on the table, she puts a towel on the couch and tells me to sit. Then she starts an amazing CG alternating between squatting and kneeling, all the while I am roam all over her. After a pretty good hold out on my party, I let it go and she made sure every drip came out. As usual, a great massage followed.

I did notice that during the first half hour, a bell rang a few times. During the message, ding dong every 5 min. When I was getting dressed, I heard mamasan telling someone "15.20 min". Then on my way out, I have to hide behind the curtain because someone is just coming in. I here him say "you want me to wait in the kitchen? I think I will come back later. " The place was FULL. I think the word is out.

Word of Advice: I saw one guy ducking into the shower as I was leaving (guys, please leave your towels on when walking to the TS) and was only about 10-15 sec behind the guy who just left. I followed him around the block (not on purpose, was just walking to metro). When the place is full, watch out for your spacing.

BT3

Did some partying for cinco d mayo, didn't get near neverland but ended up at the place near U street where Olympic trials were once held. Drew another new girl with a name that sounded like Say.

Quite easy on the eyes, small body with a nice boob job. Great TS followed by a poor attempt at massage. She made up for it with a great finish CBJ, CG, and mish to complete the task.

On the LARS scale:

Looks: 9
TS: 8.5
Massagi: 2
Performance: 7

Overall not bad, would repeat if offered but probably wouldn't ask for her. I think she could improve with experience.

XS

[QUOTE=BigTime3] The place was FULL. I think the word is out.[/QUOTE]I believe you are correct in that assessment. Still, [b]those who know the location of Neverland should not disclose it on open forum[/b]. It is just too ripe a plum for LE to pick.

It is obvious that the management of Neverland wants the business, which is why they imported so many fine actresses. Still, we need to enjoy the fruits and preserve the orchard. Just continue to use wisdom and discretion in your reports.

Thanks DC team,
LoveLOS

PS - I am still maintaining my position that NON-CONTRIBUTING members will not get the Neverland location from me via PM. And yes, I look at posting history before answering my PMs - even from senior members.

BTW - Yellow fever is raging.

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]I believe you are correct in that assessment. Still, [b]those who know the location of Neverland should not disclose it on open forum[/b]. It is just too ripe a plum for LE to pick.

It is obvious that the management of Neverland wants the business, which is why they imported so many fine actresses. Still, we need to enjoy the fruits and preserve the orchard. Just continue to use wisdom and discretion in your reports.

Thanks DC team,
LoveLOS

PS - I am still maintaining my position that NON-CONTRIBUTING members will not get the Neverland location from me via PM. And yes, I look at posting history before answering my PMs - even from senior members.

BTW - Yellow fever is raging.[/QUOTE]

I agree 100% LL. Neverland had a line of mongers at 2:30AM the other evening...so they are not hurting for business. How is a guy supposed to manage a [i]web of lust©[/i] with this kind of traffic? I'll have to lock the door behind me and keep it locked for a few hours at this rate...in order to actually savor the fruit.

Anyway, the [i]always call first[/i] rule applies here too. If you don't want to wait, ask how busy they are before you go.
jj.