Stupid Shit in NoVa

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Couldn't help laughing at the title.

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Couldn't help laughing at the title.[/QUOTE]I don't even think a JAMP exists in NOVA unless you want to count Moon Palace.

Couldn’t even find a Japanese massage parlor when I went to Tokyo over a decade ago. Finding a joint that would even take an American is rare and when I managed to do it, the girls at the place were Thai! Couldn’t even score with home field advantage tsk tsk

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Couldn't help laughing at the title.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49330531[/URL]

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6609166]I don't even think a JAMP exists in NOVA unless you want to count Moon Palace.

Couldnt even find a Japanese massage parlor when I went to Tokyo over a decade ago. Finding a joint that would even take an American is rare and when I managed to do it, the girls at the place were Thai! Couldnt even score with home field advantage tsk tsk[/QUOTE]Def not Japanese if they were using such a title for a listing. It's like you'll never find a CAMP listing titled "wreck me like the Japs did Nanjing".

Visited Tokyo last Nov and my friend (female) took me to a legit massage parlor. They do take foreigners, but the place was run by foreigners.

Has my mind gone past the point of normalcy? I am half tempted to respond to this ad asking if they "do dates." Now I am littered with these "women's cothes" ads on FB marketplace. My wife asks me why and I say I am shopping for her.

[QUOTE=SwiftChariot;6610411]Has my mind gone past the point of normalcy? I am half tempted to respond to this ad asking if they "do dates." Now I am littered with these "women's cothes" ads on FB marketplace. My wife asks me why and I say I am shopping for her.[/QUOTE]You never know though. You might hit a winner. While you're on marketplace check out the wedding dress section (or search it) apparently that's the way to go. FYI. Later.

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Couldn't help laughing at the title.[/QUOTE]It really cracked me up. It has to be a joke, right?

[QUOTE=SwiftChariot;6610411]Has my mind gone past the point of normalcy? I am half tempted to respond to this ad asking if they "do dates." Now I am littered with these "women's cothes" ads on FB marketplace. My wife asks me why and I say I am shopping for her.[/QUOTE]I was searching for someone new and ran across what appears to be a legit massage therapist in the area. She is Caucasian, but she advertises Thai massage with her specialties being pregnancy and post partum massage therapy. When I clicked around in her website I ran across a link to her pictures. As I scrolled through the photos I ran across the attached pic. I don't know what that is, but it sure looks suggestive of. Perhaps something else? LOL! Anybody know what thing is supposed to be?

[QUOTE=RustyMuffler;6628409]I was searching for someone new and ran across what appears to be a legit massage therapist in the area. She is Caucasian, but she advertises Thai massage with her specialties being pregnancy and post partum massage therapy. When I clicked around in her website I ran across a link to her pictures. As I scrolled through the photos I ran across the attached pic. I don't know what that is, but it sure looks suggestive of. Perhaps something else? LOL! Anybody know what thing is supposed to be?[/QUOTE]That's an herb poultice, basically spices mixed with warmed essential oils wapped in a muslin cloth. They will rub this on your body to release positive effects and remove toxins.

[QUOTE=Pbarber307;6591655]Looks like one of you punters finally found a girl with a pale blue hijab.

[URL]https://efukt.com/1273_Middle_Eastern_Sex_Talk_Fail.html[/URL] [URL]https://efukt.com/1273_Middle_Eastern_Sex_Talk_Fail.html[/URL].

[/QUOTE]Enjoyed the video, curious if anyone in the area has a reliable middle eastern chick they go to?

[QUOTE=Sicilia21;6687131]Enjoyed the video, curious if anyone in the area has a reliable middle eastern chick they go to?[/QUOTE]You definitely have more info. They offer options when you search on their site.

[QUOTE=FrumpyHat;6687421]Linda and Liya are very hot girls here now. They are super sweet and communicates pretty well. Saw Linda for this time. She created me with a smile and little peck of a kiss and guided me to the shower. The shower was basic, nothing amazing but definitely better than average. A quick BBBJ preview and blue toast and we were back in the bedroom. I laid down and she proceed to give me a very soft yet pleasing BBBJ. One thing, she had a tissue in her hand and kept wiping the extra spit from her mouth. It was a little off putting but it felt good so I let it go. I was getting close so I put on rubber and she mounted me CG. She makes super sexy eye contact and says "baby" a lot! She rode me nice and deep and took me all in. I spun her around for RCG. Minutes later stopped there and put her on her back for some mish. I pounded away for a few minutes (she can really take it) and lifted her hips up and pulled her into me until I finished in the bag. I told her I wanted to CIM but I just couldn't get it out in time. She laughed and said "baby you said in my mouth" and made a pouty face. If I had more time I would've went for round 2 but this was my lunch break and I had to go back to work.[/QUOTE]I don't know but something seems false. I've been there several times with Mina (2) and Linda (1) and never, even when I asked when making the appointment, there's never been a shower offered. I find it suspect when I hear the mention of a shower. Some guy wanted to front me when I left a report on Linda saying I was wrong about who I saw. Anyone cosign on this shower scenario.

[QUOTE=DCRaider;6689492]I don't know but something seems false. I've been there several times with Mina (2) and Linda (1) and never, even when I asked when making the appointment, there's never been a shower offered. I find it suspect when I hear the mention of a shower. Some guy wanted to front me when I left a report on Linda saying I was wrong about who I saw. Anyone cosign on this shower scenario.[/QUOTE]I posted a reply to the latest Evergreen / Forever Wellness report. My post never made it through moderation for whatever reason. Anyway, you can tell it's a fake review, likely one of those artificial intelligence chat programs used just by the writing style. The poster also uses the term "bedroom ". No store front AMPs have bedrooms LOL. If you also look at the original poster's other posts, he claimed he saw a provider in NYC on the same day (or within a day's timeframe).

[QUOTE=GlockEm17;6743209]Oh grasshopper don't get to attached to any therapist. And the buttering up part is a sales pitch we have all heard it before. These ladies work for tips just like the chic's at Hooters! Be nice the ladies tip fair and you will be rewarded in due time, then one day you go in she is rotated out and it starts all over again.[/QUOTE]GlockEm. Many of us have the opinion that AntManDiet is an AI / ChatBot reviewer (I. E. - a work of fiction who writes fictional reviews). Check other comments regarding AMD.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[QUOTE=AntManDiet;6744182]I hate AI. I am not the best writer in the world, but at least this massage parlor review writing is MINE. Your Spa matters. Pick it wisely! ($80 House Fee) "Case and point" Mickey just arrived at Blue Therapy 1 week before. Beautiful, busty and so sexy in looks, wore a tight black dress, looking stunning with her C Cups. The start of my massage session with Mickey is she saying are there any requests I have that might make my massage experience "extra special". Feeling pampered has never been easier with my spa perks at Blue Therapy.

Mickey put her arms around me tightly and gave me a sensual feeling hug and kiss to feel close to me and just holding me like she won't ever let go. I could easily figure out in her eyes in what way she was saying ($140 Tip), whispering in my ear, I will solve every problem in your body. Mickey helped me get undressed. Typical Korean spa routine, TS, hard deep tissue massage, then flip. She provided an absolutely mind-blowing blow job and was a master at it, mixed in some dirty talk, felt really good and I pushed her head down a lot. Then CG and finished, her kitty was surprisingly tight, and she made me explode. I will repeat with Mickey. And I am very pleased with what happened here. Always be a gentleman.[/QUOTE]Even the rebuttal sounds AI-generated! LOL! Case in point "The start of my massage session with Mickey is she saying are there any requests I have that might make my massage experience "extra special". Feeling pampered has never been easier with my spa perks at Blue Therapy" and "Mickey put her arms around me tightly and gave me a sensual feeling hug and kiss to feel close to me and just holding me like she won't ever let go. I could easily figure out in her eyes in what way she was saying ($140 Tip), whispering in my ear, I will solve every problem in your body. Mickey helped me get undressed" No one writes like this, at least no human! LOL!

[QUOTE=AntManDiet;6744182]I hate AI. I am not the best writer in the world, but at least this massage parlor review writing is MINE. Your Spa matters. Pick it wisely! ($80 House Fee) "Case and point" Mickey just arrived at Blue Therapy 1 week before. Beautiful, busty and so sexy in looks, wore a tight black dress, looking stunning with her C Cups. The start of my massage session with Mickey is she saying are there any requests I have that might make my massage experience "extra special". Feeling pampered has never been easier with my spa perks at Blue Therapy.

Mickey put her arms around me tightly and gave me a sensual feeling hug and kiss to feel close to me and just holding me like she won't ever let go. I could easily figure out in her eyes in what way she was saying ($140 Tip), whispering in my ear, I will solve every problem in your body. Mickey helped me get undressed. Typical Korean spa routine, TS, hard deep tissue massage, then flip. She provided an absolutely mind-blowing blow job and was a master at it, mixed in some dirty talk, felt really good and I pushed her head down a lot. Then CG and finished, her kitty was surprisingly tight, and she made me explode. I will repeat with Mickey. And I am very pleased with what happened here. Always be a gentleman.[/QUOTE]I saw Mickey Today Blue Therapy and I strongly disagree with your review. She is a beautiful girl but her massage skills are awful. She has no technique and is all over the place. Her TS skills were not good. She has no ability to tease or sensuality. Then she demanded 200 for a naked l1. So no WAY she agreed to do FS for 140. I even told her I don't want FS and she still demanded 200. Serious GPS and even her L1 was below average.

[QUOTE=AntManDiet;6744182]I hate AI. I am not the best writer in the world, but at least this massage parlor review writing is MINE. Your Spa matters. Pick it wisely! ($80 House Fee) "Case and point" Mickey just arrived at Blue Therapy 1 week before. Beautiful, busty and so sexy in looks, wore a tight black dress, looking stunning with her C Cups. The start of my massage session with Mickey is she saying are there any requests I have that might make my massage experience "extra special". Feeling pampered has never been easier with my spa perks at Blue Therapy.

Mickey put her arms around me tightly and gave me a sensual feeling hug and kiss to feel close to me and just holding me like she won't ever let go. I could easily figure out in her eyes in what way she was saying ($140 Tip), whispering in my ear, I will solve every problem in your body. Mickey helped me get undressed. Typical Korean spa routine, TS, hard deep tissue massage, then flip. She provided an absolutely mind-blowing blow job and was a master at it, mixed in some dirty talk, felt really good and I pushed her head down a lot. Then CG and finished, her kitty was surprisingly tight, and she made me explode. I will repeat with Mickey. And I am very pleased with what happened here. Always be a gentleman.[/QUOTE]There's several reasons mongers are skeptical of your reviews Ant-Man. Of your 10 posts, 9 of them have been about Blue Therapy.

So either you are a bot or you're a shill for Blue. Regardless of the case everyone of your reviews are overly positive and glorified to an almost exaggerated extent. Now as always YMMV but despite other mongers offering conflicting reports (some reported after and even because of your recommendation) we are supposed to assume that everytime you walk up to the plate your slamming back home runs. You're batting a 1000 my guy. Those are just impossible stats in any medium. It's a little suspect.

But tell you what, since you're heading down to Blue on a semi-weekly basis anyway. The next time you're down that way, head over to Spa Sung. It's another Korean AMP located just 2 minutes away from Blue! How convenient is that!? Give us a review of that place and I shall reevaluate my opinion of you.

So there were two fake reivews recently, the one that talks about the twin Latina sisters and the other one for Mickey at Blue in Springfield. Gives me a feeling that either this account is made by the provider or this is someone else messing with our "monger" community. In order to maintain sanctity of this forum, can we kick these users out?

[QUOTE=Samizza;6745164]So there were two fake reivews recently, the one that talks about the twin Latina sisters and the other one for Mickey at Blue in Springfield. Gives me a feeling that either this account is made by the provider or this is someone else messing with our "monger" community. In order to maintain sanctity of this forum, can we kick these users out?[/QUOTE]Both DC and Royal have consistent, good informative reviews but I am not so sure of Antman's legitimacy. I am, though somewhat surprised and curious about the two Latinas.

Also, It was unselfish of Royal to toftt and make the journey to Blue to uncover this Mickey / Nickey mystery. At least we know she exists. This gal reminds me of a Mickey / Nickey I met around the corner at the Four Seasons; this goes back to October of 2022; I wrote a review titled: " The Two Wicked Witches Story. " Mickey / Nickey was a real B**ch that day also demanding money for basically doing nothing. I need to visit to unravel this story a little further.

Regards.

PJ.

[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6745220]Both DC and Royal have consistent, good informative reviews but I am not so sure of Antman's legitimacy. I am, though somewhat surprised and curious about the two Latinas.

Also, It was unselfish of Royal to toftt and make the journey to Blue to uncover this Mickey / Nickey mystery. At least we know she exists. This gal reminds me of a Mickey / Nickey I met around the corner at the Four Seasons; this goes back to October of 2022; I wrote a review titled: " The Two Wicked Witches Story. " Mickey / Nickey was a real B**ch that day also demanding money for basically doing nothing. I need to visit to unravel this story a little further..[/QUOTE]Thank you. I am real and still very angry about what Mickey did to me yesterday. I was thinking about giving this up, but I realize screw that. Now I am looking for more pain and may go to one therapy to see these 2 Latina girls today. Or. I will go to best therapeutic, Sung or blue ocean. I am open for suggestions.

[QUOTE=Samizza;6745164]So there were two fake reivews recently, the one that talks about the twin Latina sisters and the other one for Mickey at Blue in Springfield. Gives me a feeling that either this account is made by the provider or this is someone else messing with our "monger" community. In order to maintain sanctity of this forum, can we kick these users out?[/QUOTE]So there aren't any Latinas at the place DC is referring to?

[QUOTE=Samizza;6745164]So there were two fake reivews recently, the one that talks about the twin Latina sisters and the other one for Mickey at Blue in Springfield. Gives me a feeling that either this account is made by the provider or this is someone else messing with our "monger" community. In order to maintain sanctity of this forum, can we kick these users out?[/QUOTE]Report the post and I'll look at them.

A2.

[QUOTE=FrankCastle6;6774695]This fuckin guy.[/QUOTE]You agree right. Basic ass Asian chick. If she lose the makeup and clothes she's fugly.

Going to hit this in NYC.

[URL]https://members.seeking.com/member/78328664-6912-458e-9ff5-e438dcb271df[/URL]

[QUOTE=TomFordModel;6775433]
Going to hit this in NYC.

[URL]https://members.seeking.com/member/78328664-6912-458e-9ff5-e438dcb271df[/URL][/QUOTE]Literally nobody cares.

I agree don't know why he keeps posting in VA forum when he keeps talking about NYC. I'm guessing the NYC guys don't put up with his BS.

[QUOTE=DWinthrop;6775955]Literally nobody cares.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dimples572;6778706]I mean. The dude chose "Tom Ford Model" as his profile handle. I think that pretty much says it all doesn't it. LOL. And no I don't believe for one second he was being cheeky when he came up with that as his name. A lot of narcissism and a lot if insecurities baked into all that for sure.[/QUOTE]Apparently I am a second class citizen, as none of my comments get posted, but in the words of Dave Skylark "Don't hate us because you ain't us".

Doubt this is posted, as moderator seems to be moderating.

[QUOTE=BuckNaked84;6779606]Apparently I am a second class citizen, as none of my comments get posted, but in the words of Dave Skylark "Don't hate us because you ain't us".

Doubt this is posted, as moderator seems to be moderating.[/QUOTE]Let's add one more to the ignore list LOL.

What's up w / this weird John F guy, who visits AMPs and then posts everything (well, not everything), but posts about his visits and even take pictures of himself at the establishments. Dude is weird, and stupid. Anyway, just venting, and hoping none of you guys are John F.

[QUOTE=DonQuiote;6872434]What's up w / this weird John F guy, who visits AMPs and then posts everything (well, not everything), but posts about his visits and even take pictures of himself at the establishments. Dude is weird, and stupid. Anyway, just venting, and hoping none of you guys are John F.[/QUOTE]This was mentioned a few years ago, before Covid. Once he even posted a photo of his balls after getting them waxed. Yelp censors some of them, and lately he is not allowed to give the exact street address, although it is usually not hard to find. He's from Falls Church but roams through the DMV. On the good side, he does (or did) post reviews of Vietnamese nail spas that gave massages--something that USASG doesn't do too often.

[QUOTE=DonQuiote;6872434]What's up w / this weird John F guy, who visits AMPs and then posts everything (well, not everything), but posts about his visits and even take pictures of himself at the establishments. Dude is weird, and stupid. Anyway, just venting, and hoping none of you guys are John F.[/QUOTE]I have mentioned John F on this board before.

I ran across his YELP posts while searching for new Viet nail salons that have extras. He has posted over 500 reviews on YELP for every nail salon, Massage shack and waxing salon I had ever heard of. He posts details skirt around extras but have photos of inside treatment rooms. I'm sure he has been PNG'd from most of these places after his reviews and has even written bad follow-up reviews for places like Classic nails (Hannah massage) and Kims pro waxing spa (Kim waxing). His reviews can be a wealth of information when scoping out new places.

[URL]https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=EgLnBMsMIgKCioczZZ-tPA[/URL]

[QUOTE=DonQuiote;6872434]What's up w / this weird John F guy, who visits AMPs and then posts everything (well, not everything), but posts about his visits and even take pictures of himself at the establishments. Dude is weird, and stupid. Anyway, just venting, and hoping none of you guys are John F.[/QUOTE]There's a Maryland counterpart to John F. His name is "George B" and he is from Kensington. He reviews all the AMPs up and down Rockville Pike. A lot of his reviews are removed from Yelp "for violating our terms of service. " You can read between the lines. I suspect he is on USASG as well.

I saw in a recent post that a certain meaty monger being fed up with how MPs are operated here in the states and I can confirm after coming back to a wonderful vacation that we are indeed overpaying for mediocre services and that the meals one can find in the east are far fresher and far less costly than these found in the west.

Now I'm relatively new to mongering international so I'm certainly not the best expert to talk to but I reiterate the importance of these kinds of forums because I did try my hand at my first joint solo and fell prey to a common bait and switch tactic done in many of these massage parlors. Walking into one that had a sign with flashing lights of a model looking quite promiscuous in a photo that listed various prices for massage I decided to crawl of the stairs in this random city near Kyoto and was met by a young sexy Taiwanese women. Opted for a 30 min massage which set me back 5000 yen ($32) and it was a standard ordeal. But when the flip came she left the room and an older 50 yr old Taiwanese lady came in flashed her breast and told me for another 10000 ($64) yen she'll give me the happy ending. Idiot brain took over and I took the bait. I opened my wallet and she tried to snatch more money from it (a rookie mistake on my part). I forcefully gave her the 10000 yen and she proceeded to give me service I'd typically find at a random AMP here. Not a good experience but it serves me right for not heeding the generous info provided by the board which I then utilized from this moment forward.

One thing to note about Japan is that they are a fairly xenophobic culture and not being native in language usually means there is much less options in finding a genuine Japanese. Most parlors are run by Thai and Chinese denizens living in Tokyo. However, using an escort site as an outcall usually is the best way for a gaijin (foreigner) to ascertain a Japanese. However, since I was accompanied by other individuals and not solo I couldn't take advantage of doing an outcall.

Pink salons (blowjob bars) are something that exist here as well and worth mentioning. Tho the options available to mongers of my skin tone according to lore are much much older and frankly outdated Japanese women. The kinda gals who are chain smokers and ultimately I made the conscious decision that ladies sucking dick 12 hours a day for 30 min intervals for a 15 year tenure probably don't have the best dental insurance on the market so I decided to forgo this avenue but this is something the east offers that you simply cannot find in the west.

I mainly stuck to my guns with massage parlors but this time heeding news from the grapevine I found myself in the outskirts of Tokyo the more Triad owned area of Gotanda. One thing they tell you to avoid in Japan are touts. These are men or women who will usually look for gullible foreigners and promise them a good time with the ladies for a fee that will make price gouging look like amateur hour. Not only will you pay an arm and a leg but seldom do you even get to have a good time with the lady. Most will outright just rob you. However, the touts in Gotanda are usually trustworthy and are older Chinese ladies who will make good on their promise of a good time. One such lady was standing outside a love hotel when I passed by on this enchanted evening and simply said. Massaji? Secksa? 10000 yen. Yep that's right folks. 64 $ to bang a 30 year old young sexy Chinese lady who actually looks their age. Mamasan lead me down the basement where I paid a man 10000 yen. He sat me on a couch where I waited a few minutes before being lead into an arguably sketchy room with a curtain, but what was inside was a skinny, young, gorgeous 30 year old Chinese gal. Couldn't speak a word of English but my bare basic mandarin and Japanese (since she was fluent in both) I was able to get by. Started with both of us undressing and heading to the shower where she cleaned both of us off. Back in the room, she grabbed a condom and we decided to have dessert before dinner. Multiple positions of fun were had for 15 min before I finished in the bag. Then she said she had to shower once more and told me to lay down. Since I got 40 min of time she spent the remainder actually giving me a massage. I was in shock. Here in the states they'd send you on your way once the deed was done and I was about to do the same but she actually stopped me and told me I paid for 40 min and I will get 40 min! No tip. They don't tip here so 10000 yen actually got me a massage. FS. And 40 min. Absolute master class.

After Tokyo I went further south to Osaka and here is where I truly found myself in paradise. The redlight district of Osaka. This magical place is a mongers wet dream. This my fellow friends is how I wish things were done here in the west. It's an entire city block full of AMPs. They have this little Japanese lantern that is their equivalent of the bat symbol to let you know exactly what they're all about. White red and blue. Some are strictly forbidden for foreigners but a great majority are actually open to gaijin. In addition to the lantern, is a reception desk of gorgeous Japanese women lined up usually in threes wearing anything you can cosplay. Maid outfits. Sports athletes. Punks. Goths. Cinderellas and school teachers. You can live out your kinks here, every night of the week. Usually there's a mamasan on a chair that will beckon you over like a shopkeeper to get a better look at the wares. You run up and YOU get to choose your character like you're locking into Street Fighter. I found myself enchanted by a somewhat chubby looking Osaka girl with HUGE knockers and decided to go with that one and I paid 14000 yen for the entire 30 min ordeal. I've rambled on long enough so I'll leave the rest to your imagination but I can tell you the experience was nothing like you'd find in America.

[QUOTE=TheOuroboros;6880303]I saw in a recent post that a certain meaty monger being fed up with how MPs are operated here in the states and I can confirm after coming back to a wonderful vacation that we are indeed overpaying for mediocre services and that the meals one can find in the east are far fresher and far less costly than these found in the west.

Now I'm relatively new to mongering international so I'm certainly not the best expert to talk to but I reiterate the importance of these kinds of forums because I did try my hand at my first joint solo and fell prey to a common bait and switch tactic done in many of these massage parlors. Walking into one that had a sign with flashing lights of a model looking quite promiscuous in a photo that listed various prices for massage I decided to crawl of the stairs in this random city near Kyoto and was met by a young sexy Taiwanese women. Opted for a 30 min massage which set me back 5000 yen ($32) and it was a standard ordeal. But when the flip came she left the room and an older 50 yr old Taiwanese lady came in flashed her breast and told me for another 10000 ($64) yen she'll give me the happy ending. Idiot brain took over and I took the bait. I opened my wallet and she tried to snatch more money from it (a rookie mistake on my part). I forcefully gave her the 10000 yen and she proceeded to give me service I'd typically find at a random AMP here. Not a good experience but it serves me right for not heeding the generous info provided by the board which I then utilized from this moment forward.

One thing to note about Japan is that they are a fairly xenophobic culture and not being native in language usually means there is much less options in finding a genuine Japanese. Most parlors are run by Thai and Chinese denizens living in Tokyo. However, using an escort site as an outcall usually is the best way for a gaijin (foreigner) to ascertain a Japanese. However, since I was accompanied by other individuals and not solo I couldn't take advantage of doing an outcall.

Pink salons (blowjob bars) are something that exist here as well and worth mentioning. Tho the options available to mongers of my skin tone according to lore are much much older and frankly outdated Japanese women. The kinda gals who are chain smokers and ultimately I made the conscious decision that ladies sucking dick 12 hours a day for 30 min intervals for a 15 year tenure probably don't have the best dental insurance on the market so I decided to forgo this avenue but this is something the east offers that you simply cannot find in the west.

I mainly stuck to my guns with massage parlors but this time heeding news from the grapevine I found myself in the outskirts of Tokyo the more Triad owned area of Gotanda. One thing they tell you to avoid in Japan are touts. These are men or women who will usually look for gullible foreigners and promise them a good time with the ladies for a fee that will make price gouging look like amateur hour. Not only will you pay an arm and a leg but seldom do you even get to have a good time with the lady. Most will outright just rob you. However, the touts in Gotanda are usually trustworthy and are older Chinese ladies who will make good on their promise of a good time. One such lady was standing outside a love hotel when I passed by on this enchanted evening and simply said. Massaji? Secksa? 10000 yen. Yep that's right folks. 64 $ to bang a 30 year old young sexy Chinese lady who actually looks their age. Mamasan lead me down the basement where I paid a man 10000 yen. He sat me on a couch where I waited a few minutes before being lead into an arguably sketchy room with a curtain, but what was inside was a skinny, young, gorgeous 30 year old Chinese gal. Couldn't speak a word of English but my bare basic mandarin and Japanese (since she was fluent in both) I was able to get by. Started with both of us undressing and heading to the shower where she cleaned both of us off. Back in the room, she grabbed a condom and we decided to have dessert before dinner. Multiple positions of fun were had for 15 min before I finished in the bag. Then she said she had to shower once more and told me to lay down. Since I got 40 min of time she spent the remainder actually giving me a massage. I was in shock. Here in the states they'd send you on your way once the deed was done and I was about to do the same but she actually stopped me and told me I paid for 40 min and I will get 40 min! No tip. They don't tip here so 10000 yen actually got me a massage. FS. And 40 min. Absolute master class.

After Tokyo I went further south to Osaka and here is where I truly found myself in paradise. The redlight district of Osaka. This magical place is a mongers wet dream. This my fellow friends is how I wish things were done here in the west. It's an entire city block full of AMPs. They have this little Japanese lantern that is their equivalent of the bat symbol to let you know exactly what they're all about. White red and blue. Some are strictly forbidden for foreigners but a great majority are actually open to gaijin. In addition to the lantern, is a reception desk of gorgeous Japanese women lined up usually in threes wearing anything you can cosplay. Maid outfits. Sports athletes. Punks. Goths. Cinderellas and school teachers. You can live out your kinks here, every night of the week. Usually there's a mamasan on a chair that will beckon you over like a shopkeeper to get a better look at the wares. You run up and YOU get to choose your character like you're locking into Street Fighter. I found myself enchanted by a somewhat chubby looking Osaka girl with HUGE knockers and decided to go with that one and I paid 14000 yen for the entire 30 min ordeal. I've rambled on long enough so I'll leave the rest to your imagination but I can tell you the experience was nothing like you'd find in America.[/QUOTE]Sorry Bro, You just went to the wrong country.

Last time I was in Thailand there was a little bar in Bangkok down Sukhumvit Soi 7, that had 10 or 15 girls working all under the age of 22 and under 5'3". Their uniform in the bar was pleated micro skirts with no panties underneath and they would dance on the bar and tables for your enjoyment. If you took a liking to one just buy her a $6 dirink and she will sit with you while you finger her bald pussy, grope her tits, and DFK her. If you really like her then just pay the $40 short time and take her next door to the short time hotel. You can do anything you want for an hour and a half including BB if she likes you.

This used to be my favorite bar to just drink, look at pussy, and watch the 70 yo British pensioners play with 19 year olds. The same can be had on Pukhet, Manila, Angeles City, Phnom Penh, and Jakarta. BTW, I'm an old fat white dude who supports the young single mothers fund wherever I go.

Been texting a provider who's been reviewed a number of times on this board.

Saw her once in the past 12 months, legit, enjoyed our time more or less, but was never able to synch our schedules for a 2nd visit.

Through our coms, I found that she was quite careless with protecting her personal info, and I was able to easily look up multiple social media accounts, revealing what I'm assuming is her real name, names of friends / family / acquaintances, a number of them right here in DMV. Which reminded me that the only time I saw her, she accidentally revealed the real name of another provider in the area whom she's acquainted with, also reviewed here many times. Is this a bit of a red flag for a provider?

[QUOTE=NeoPS;6898352]Been texting a provider who's been reviewed a number of times on this board.

Saw her once in the past 12 months, legit, enjoyed our time more or less, but was never able to synch our schedules for a 2nd visit.

Through our coms, I found that she was quite careless with protecting her personal info, and I was able to easily look up multiple social media accounts, revealing what I'm assuming is her real name, names of friends / family / acquaintances, a number of them right here in DMV. Which reminded me that the only time I saw her, she accidentally revealed the real name of another provider in the area whom she's acquainted with, also reviewed here many times. Is this a bit of a red flag for a provider?[/QUOTE]We're often not dealing with the sharpest knives in the drawer and, whether she's stupid or just careless, you should be ok as long as you diligently protect your own info.

Some steps are obvious, like never using your real phone number or name. But other protective steps include not driving up or parking in any spot where she can see your car. And remembering to not engage in any kind of conversation in which you share any personal details, such as marital status, type of work you do, etc.

Keep it all anonymous, and with a strict focus on business, and you should be ok. Also, if you want to be a nice guy, you can gently let her know that her OpSec is lacking and suggest ways to improve. That could score you some bonus points for future sessions.

You stand correct.

They are generally speaking clever, deceptive, and manipulative, but not very bright whatsoever.

That's probably why they are in the fast and easy of making a buck, something to requiring real effort would be too much work.

Even if you have known a provider and have seen her several times always protect your private info, you never know when something can go sideways on you.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;6898432]We're often not dealing with the sharpest knives in the drawer and, whether she's stupid or just careless, you should be ok as long as you diligently protect your own info.

Some steps are obvious, like never using your real phone number or name. But other protective steps include not driving up or parking in any spot where she can see your car. And remembering to not engage in any kind of conversation in which you share any personal details, such as marital status, type of work you do, etc.

Keep it all anonymous, and with a strict focus on business, and you should be ok. Also, if you want to be a nice guy, you can gently let her know that her OpSec is lacking and suggest ways to improve. That could score you some bonus points for future sessions.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FriendlyTravel;6992173]Can you private dm her name as well. I have been going to FHOH and want to know who you are referring to please![/QUOTE]Idk what's with all the secrecy and gatekeeping. Why not post the name?

[QUOTE=Golden59;6992496]Idk what's with all the secrecy and gatekeeping. Why not post the name?[/QUOTE]I am not old enough to know their / his music, but a quick Google search along with some prior knowledge of FHOH leads me to believe it's Cecilia. I'd have to agree with you though, would be much easier just to post a name.

[QUOTE=Golden59;6992496]Idk what's with all the secrecy and gatekeeping. Why not post the name?[/QUOTE]Yeah yeah why obfuscate and conceal? How else are these lads with 4 posts and zero reviews supposed to piggyback off of other people's valuable intel? Stop being so selfish!

[QUOTE=TheOuroboros;6992880]Yeah yeah why obfuscate and conceal? How else are these lads with 4 posts and zero reviews supposed to piggyback off of other people's valuable intel? Stop being so selfish![/QUOTE]Being she reads the forum and see selective clients. She knows who pillow talks.

So don't be to hard on him. Basically should've just kept the intel to himself, since he signed a NDA with FHOH.