Massage Parlor Reports

Went over to lisunia to try it out. I always wanted to try out a young blonde. They're all european or russian there. When you call, you MUST request a VIP massage which is a 1/2 hour massage. I believe I paid 85.

I ended up getting maggie. (I know ivanna also provides extras, but lucy does not). The massage was crappy. Felt like she was massaging me with toilet paper. No pressure, just soft touching. Horrible! On the flip, she did some teasing around the area, up and down, and went to work with oil. It wasn't rushed, but it was mechanical. I would say it was very very good finish. Good tempo and slowing down when I was releasing and let me get it all out. But again, she was soo unenthusiastic, it wasn't a big turn on. Almost like a robot. Didn't look like she was enjoying it. Her hands are only good with the HR. My hands were free to roam everywhere. But to go under the clothes would have costed me extra. I didn't go for it.

I asked if more services would be available if I returned, and she said maybe. So I'm assuming yes if I return and once she gets to know me. But her robotic attitude will probably prevent me from coming back.

I did not like 1. She kept coming in and out of the room (5x) during the massage when clients would come in. Maybe she was fearing LE or she had to take care of the front desk also. 2. No doors, only curtains. Radio is turned up a bit to mask any talking or "noises. "

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]This should be the number one rule with regards to any AMP visit. Espcially if you are a first time visitor there. All of you lurkers and first time posters should understand that we invest time and money at AMPS in order to get to a level of service. There is only one business I know of in the tri-state area that you can walk in and get FS on your first visit. Like real estate with location, location, location, you should know that with AMPS; YMMV, YMMV, YMMV.[/QUOTE]
No doubt, that is true, but it's tough leaving without even a HJ. That should be a given even for a first timer as long as you're not an ass and don't look like a trooper. FS is certainly something that has to be earned. I don't have enough time or money myself. - Slim

Stopped by Xindy's based on another mongers tips. I called first to confirm, prices, and # of ladies avail. I was told there were 4. When I arrived I was asked 30min or 1hr, I said 30 min. Then I asked who is giving the massage. The lady said you can choose. So I asked who is good, she pointed to one - a little bit heavy - I shook my head no. So she said you choose. I looked them over (as they went about their business), then I asked what about her while pointing at a thin good looking young one. Thats the one I got.
The girl who opened the door also looked good and had some nice curves, but she was older (maybe 35, best guess). I know I will be back for her.
The last one I completely overlooked. She didn't do anything for me.

So, we go to the room, she put a clean towel on the table, she left, I changed, she came back as I was getting ready to lay down, so I stayed uncovered. Decent massage and some conversation for 20 minutes. Then she said turn over, I turn over and she touches me (yes there). She asks massage here. I said yes. She said how much you pay. I lied and said the usual I give Trudy. She said $50. I said I usually give Trudy $30. She looked shocked and shook her head no. I repeated, I usually give Trudy $30. She just looks at me dumbfounded. I say $40, she agreed. Easy negotiations. Then, she asked me to pay now. I looked at her like WTF. I told her I will pay her. I stated we stoped the massage and now I have to get up to pay you, I will pay you when we finish. (At this point I was thinking about testing her, by saying just finish the massage. But she was not being difficult. I was just trying to get a good rate). She said she wanted me to pay first because she doesn't know me, this is the first time we met. I agreed, she was right about that, and I told her so. So I gave her the tip and she gets right to work. Took her time and used different techniques. Allowed me to touch her legs and small ass. She was wearing a pad or had tissue under her jeans, I could feel it.
Anyway, good massage, good HJ, good clean up.
Oh yeah, we were almost out of time, so she set the timer back a few minutes. Overall decent experience.

$35 - 30 minutes
$40 - tip

Massage - 7
Looks of girl - 8
Release - 7

The fee you pay at the desk covers massage and finish. Skin requires tipping (two different levels usually available). I don't know if there are any other options beyond that.

Ivanna.- Awesome. Very attractive with a little extra around the belly. Starts with an okay, unrushed massage with some light muscle work and a lot of teasing around your backside--but the finish is where she shines. Stared straight into my eyes nearly the whole time. Was very enthusiastic and kept herself within easy reach. Continued to rub my chest and nips while she was working and actually grabbed me by throat with her left hand while I was finishing--a little alarming at first, but it was kind of neat.

Inga.- Horrible. Average looking. Weak massage that lasted 5 minutes before she asked me to turn over for a completely robotic finish. I was in and out of there in 30 minutes flat. That included about 10 minutes of waiting and 10 minutes in the shower.

The day I saw Inga, there was also a drop-dead gorgeous, petite, bleached blonde there. I don't know her name and unfortunately I already had the appointment with Inga. I was going to ask about her before I left, but got distracted by the ever-charming Lucy who was checking up on things before she left for her vacation.

Forget the report. Last week went to Relax. I asked who is giving the massage. Two were present, but I didn't care for them and asked for another one, short one. She called another one from the back, but this girl was tall. I said there was a short one before, and finally another one came out. Thats the one I wanted.

Sonia, is decent looking with a nice butt. Good english too.
I changed and stayed uncovered. She gave a good massage. We talked during and she brushed the right parts. I spread my legs giving her the ok to rub the boys some more. I rubbed her legs while she massaged. On the flip, she went to work, good HJ. Allowed hands to roam. I asked to touch her breasts and did. Then I got a hand in the bra to tweek those big nips (small breastes though). So as she rubs me, I rub her legs and ass. Then she puts a leg up on the table. Now I can easily rub her snatch and I do. I could feel her getting hot. So I keep rubbing, even harder. Then the release. Based on that, I'm thinking there is more to come. Next time I'm looking for a BJ.

$35 at the door, I gave her a $30 tip.
Even though I know, I asked her what is the normal tip, she said $40. So I go is the $30 ok, she said yes. She was being really nice, and sweet. It was as if we knew each other. But this was the first time we met.
Overall great experience. She was very pleasant to be with and had good skills. I will be back.

I used to post a lot before moving West last year. I'll be back in Chi. next week but won't have much time. Can someone tell me where Relax is located? Thanks,
Carb

Found 2 spots on CL

5050 N Cumberland in Norridge

and 2626 Dempster

Are these places AMP or EMPs

Are they worth it or not?

Thanks

The places you asked about are Megi's Spa. They generally have attractive girls there but have never had nor have I ever heard of anyone having extras.

There are better places!

I was feeling pretty stressed and so I wanted to visit a massage parlor. The only one available on the way home was Bamboo. From this forum, I've only read bad reviews, but decided to give it a try anyway. Furthermore, I was having a craving for a latina.

The place is a little dingy and bare. It has the look of a martial arts studio. I walked in and there was this older looking latina who had an angry or mean look to her. Another latina was there, and she ended up being my girl. Joanne, 28, curvy. Very, very sweet and pleasant. Puts you at ease. Soft spoken. Nice butt and about see-the cups for breasts. Paid. 8 at the door for an hour massage. No 1/2 hours are available unless it is four handed I believe. TS is included before or after the massage.

This is the same Joanne that had been working at Joy of Massage before it closed down.

She led me to a room, I stripped down naked and left myself uncovered. She came in and took off her white coat and left me uncovered. She gave a pretty good massage. Definitely experienced and went to school for it. On the flop, I asked for extras and she said 1 for topless + HJ, and. 7 for HJ only. I negotiated for. 6. I know this is very pricey, but I was really craving it so I did it. 8 at door plus. 6 = 1. 4 for HJ. 2 more and I could have been at an AAMP.

Looks 8/10
Personality 8/10
Massage 8/10
Release 8/10

No other extras are available. The look of this place is not as nice as I've seen at other places. And the one thing that bothered me was when I went to go put on the robe for my TS, it was slightly damp. Pretty nasty. But other than that, they sanitize the tables and clean all the linens. Not a huge deal breaker, but just the thought of it made me feel a little dirty.

Didn't read such good reviews on this spa but decided to go anyway be/see the ads on CL were suggestive of extras. Am I wrong in thinkin that? I played email tag with Dana, a young blonde. She was saying how she would stay extra late if needed. And so that was sort of my queue.

I was asked to fill out a form, which was strange. Bogus info. And when I saw Dana, I was disappointed. Short, stubby. But she was dressed as if she was ready for quick disrobing. I could see her thong and her skirt was 1 button from coming off. Looks were ehh.

Massage was just mediocre. She used hot stones. I was going to hint at extras, but she did the professional towel tuck and kept me covered the entire time. It looked too professional so I didn't bother. But I did converse with her to feel around. "do wierd guys ever ask you for 'extras'"? And she said, "of course! ". I then asked, "what do you do? " she replies, "I get mad! This last guy that was here kept grabbing me ass and I slapped him and told him the massage was over. "

After that, no desire to try for anything, but I really wasn't even turned on by this girl. Stay away from here unless you want a mediocre massage from a mediocre girl with no extras. The only good thing about this place is the internal decor. It's very clean.

[QUOTE=Basil Fomine]I love it when I read on here that the girl at the AMP wasn't enthusiastic about giving them a HJ. Yeah, hard to believe that woman who is pretty much forced into giving HJ and BJ to guys for money wouldn't be so enthusiastic about it.[/QUOTE]


All RIght!!! Great first post! Lets here for the union organizer for Asian Association of Massage Professionals......AAMP

[QUOTE=Basil Fomine]I love it when I read on here that the girl at the AMP wasn't enthusiastic about giving them a HJ. Yeah, hard to believe that woman who is pretty much forced into giving HJ and BJ to guys for money wouldn't be so enthusiastic about it.[/QUOTE]

You've got one post?!? And its to give us a hard time?!? I've sent you your door prize via private message. Thanks for your participation . . .

[QUOTE=Basil Fomine]I love it when I read on here that the girl at the AMP wasn't enthusiastic about giving them a HJ. Yeah, hard to believe that woman who is pretty much forced into giving HJ and BJ to guys for money wouldn't be so enthusiastic about it.[/QUOTE]

BF: have you been reading for a long while? Your first post is totally worthless, so my question would have to be .... How long were you forced to work in an AMP?

[QUOTE=Basil Fomine]I love it when I read on here that the girl at the AMP wasn't enthusiastic about giving them a HJ. Yeah, hard to believe that woman who is pretty much forced into giving HJ and BJ to guys for money wouldn't be so enthusiastic about it.[/QUOTE]

Another weird, piece of crap post on the forum.

If I am paying money for a service, there better be some enthusiasm. No one is forcing anyone do to anything.

I sense that you are self loathing, guilt ridden and feel your penis is a dirty thing.

[QUOTE=SamaRy]BF: have you been reading for a long while? Your first post is totally worthless, so my question would have to be .... How long were you forced to work in an AMP?[/QUOTE]

That reminds me of a question I like to ask guys who think they are cool -

When was your first BJ?

Oh yeah? How did it taste?

It gets them all of the time.

[QUOTE=Shrooms]Didn't read such good reviews on this spa but decided to go anyway be/see the ads on CL were suggestive of extras. Am I wrong in thinkin that? I played email tag with Dana, a young blonde. She was saying how she would stay extra late if needed. And so that was sort of my queue.

I was asked to fill out a form, which was strange. Bogus info. And when I saw Dana, I was disappointed. Short, stubby. But she was dressed as if she was ready for quick disrobing. I could see her thong and her skirt was 1 button from coming off. Looks were ehh.

Massage was just mediocre. She used hot stones. I was going to hint at extras, but she did the professional towel tuck and kept me covered the entire time. It looked too professional so I didn't bother. But I did converse with her to feel around. "do wierd guys ever ask you for 'extras'"? And she said, "of course! ". I then asked, "what do you do? " she replies, "I get mad! This last guy that was here kept grabbing me ass and I slapped him and told him the massage was over. "

After that, no desire to try for anything, but I really wasn't even turned on by this girl. Stay away from here unless you want a mediocre massage from a mediocre girl with no extras. The only good thing about this place is the internal decor. It's very clean.[/QUOTE]After seeing all their CL ads and a few posts on here, I stopped by Elle this afternoon. This place must have been called Absolute under different owners because that's the name on the door. As mentioned in some other posts, they asked me to fill out a 2 page form with dozens of questions. Kind of a pain to have to make up a name, phone, address, email, etc. But whatever.

I got a girl by the name of Tiffany. She is a good looking tall blonde probably 25 years old. Since it was my first time at this place, I took it easy, but she brushed up against Mr. Big a few times while she was massaging my legs (both when I was face down and face up). I definately got the impression a hand shake was available, but I didn't want to push it. When she was rubbing my hands, she let my fingers hit her fine tits a few times.

I don't know what's up with the "Elle Spa" name, but based on some previous reports about Absolute, I bet you could go back to Elle, ask for Tiffany, and a nice handshake. Anyone else have any luck with Tiffany at Elle?

Didn't even try?!?
She gave you a few signals, brusing the right spot and letting your fingers it the tits a few times. Come on man, go for it. At least least show her something - rub her leg - ease her hand to your area needing attention - something.



[QUOTE=SpaSearch]After seeing all their CL ads and a few posts on here, I stopped by Elle this afternoon. This place must have been called Absolute under different owners because that's the name on the door. As mentioned in some other posts, they asked me to fill out a 2 page form with dozens of questions. Kind of a pain to have to make up a name, phone, address, email, etc. But whatever.

I got a girl by the name of Tiffany. She is a good looking tall blonde probably 25 years old. Since it was my first time at this place, I took it easy, but she brushed up against Mr. Big a few times while she was massaging my legs (both when I was face down and face up). I definately got the impression a hand shake was available, but I didn't want to push it. When she was rubbing my hands, she let my fingers hit her fine tits a few times.

I don't know what's up with the "Elle Spa" name, but based on some previous reports about Absolute, I bet you could go back to Elle, ask for Tiffany, and a nice handshake. Anyone else have any luck with Tiffany at Elle?[/QUOTE]

After climing a steep stairway and passing through 2 doors I was greeted by a older Chinese woman and the strong smell of Vicks vapor rub or Tiger balm. I asked about the prices for massage: (1 hour $65. 00)(half: $40. 00)ok. The older woman worried that I was about to bail called for a younger girl that emeged from a tv viewing area chewing something. She smiled an gestured for me to follow about 10 feet to a small kinda dank room. When she left I heard what sounded like an argument, but who can say. I positioned myself, without a towel, and found that- that was no problem. The girl kinda wholsome 6. 5 or seven cranked the timer and away we went. Not bad. Nervous chit-chat in broken english etc. A couple of odd interuptions from mama S, but so far so good. She was putting some effort into pleasing with the massage itself and without any nonsense rubbed and caressed me to a satisfying frontal finish. Hey ok. The seemless transition, how I like it, motivated two tweties to emerge. Many thanks all around and off I went with a card for a free massage if I come back 9 more times. Hey ther are better places, but it was an interesting ride. Probably not for everybody, I took a chance and was ok on results.

Greetings gentlemen,

It's been interesting reading your posts and doing my research. I think I've benefited greatly from all your tips so far. I haven't actually gone hobbying yet but I'm looking forward to my first trip to an EMP with extras. I'm really interested in going to Lisunia's. It sounds fantastic and reasonably priced. Is there any advice you'the give someone just starting out? I don't want to go in there and say something or do something stupid that would ruin everything for everybody. What should I expect? Other than a great finish of course.

C'mon man RTFF!! There have been several post offering first timer advice. WTF is with you guys asking the same questions over and over.

[QUOTE=Assman7]Greetings gentlemen,

It's been interesting reading your posts and doing my research. I think I've benefited greatly from all your tips so far. I haven't actually gone hobbying yet but I'm looking forward to my first trip to an EMP with extras. I'm really interested in going to Lisunia's. It sounds fantastic and reasonably priced. Is there any advice you'the give someone just starting out? I don't want to go in there and say something or do something stupid that would ruin everything for everybody. What should I expect? Other than a great finish of course.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Goat Trotter]C'mon man RTFF!! There have been several post offering first timer advice. WTF is with you guys asking the same questions over and over.[/QUOTE]

GT, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink it.

Based on the guys post, he already did some homework. Now if he was paying attention, he would have enough info to take his first step. Don't know why he is asking for more. Especially with the most recent posts about the place he is interested in trying.

Go for it dude, then write a review.

Fair enough, in fact I did find one first timer advice post, BACK ON PAGE 13. So excuse me for trying to play by your guys' rules. Way to roll out the welcome mat.

Assman7

Here is a link that you may find of interest -
[url]www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=331916&highlight=amps#post331916[/url]

It's an old link but this discussion reminded me of it. It's geared towards AMPs (not EMPs), but I think you will find the info is still helpful. After you read RealFun's comments, make sure that when you finally go that you adjust for inflation. For current rates do your homework again. And enjoy.

I have been going for massages for over 30 years, When it comes to tipping If the MT askes for money, in the begining I may, now I never go back. I only go back if they don't ask. First the massage has to be good.

I have gotten a TS an HJ for under 100 FS for under 100 what makes it different is I go to the same places if they are no good don't even tip, if they answer the phone don't tip, The reason I watch what I say on this sight is a lot of places have shut down,

There are some that are real good, out there just try, I have even gotten free massages I just tip. I made many mistakes, Now I just go to get a good massage This is just a little feedback.

Tipping is always an option, Most all will get at least half of what you pay unless they are a student, good luck.

[QUOTE=Assman7]Greetings gentlemen,
What should I expect? Other than a great finish of course.[/QUOTE]

You are already going in with unrealistic expectations. YMMV, YMMV, YMMV. Whatever happens in there is not going to be as wild or as exotic or as fantastic as you have already built it up to be. Just go in, relax, don't expect anything, and let nature take its course. If something happens, great. If not, chalk it up as TOFTT, and then go back again in two weeks with a new attitude and they will say "Welcome Back" and maybe something will happen this time. It is the great mystery of EMPS and AMPS.

Thanks fellas. I totally understand that YMMV, and I'm okay with that. I wasn't expecting something of roman proportions. I actually just got back from there and I'm ready to report before I forget everything that happened. First off, I love the location. Secondly, as soon as I walked in I was greeted by a pretty young blond lady named Maggie. I told her about the ad I saw on CL and she confirmed it so that's what I went with. It certainly wasn't very busy in there so I didn't know who I'the get. It turns out it was her. This was not a bad thing as it turned out because she actually gave very pleasant conversation. In fact she seems like the type of girl that you'the want as a gf if you met her anywhere else.

I started asking questions about the place and how long she'the been there, etc. Etc. She told me two years, so I made small talk for the first 30 minutes and it was pretty fun. The massage wasn't so great, it felt like she knew what she was doing but not nearly strong enough to make it sensational. So in the second half hour I asked her how many clients she saw per day and so on, then I asked if any of them had ever gotten in trouble with her. She said no not really, so I pressed a little by asking if they'the ever asked for extra stuff and if so did she (I said jokingly) kick them out in to the street naked. She laughed and said no but that she just doesn't do that stuff or that she wouldn't do that (I had trouble hearing her a little).

So to break a bit of the awkward tension I asked her what the funniest thing she's ever seen was. She told me she hadn't seen anything really. I figured this was BS but I made her laugh by acting disappointed about it. I asked her what other services where offered by them and she listed all the types of massages. I figured I should just let it go and enjoy the rest of the session. As I was walking to the table shower room I nearly ran into another of the girls there and man was she a 10. I should ask for her next time.

Anyway, Maggie encouraged me to come back and I told her I would. Does anyone know anything about her? I think it would benefit me to become a regular, to her perhaps, but I'the also like to see who else works there. So that was my first trip. How's that for drinking the water?

[QUOTE=Assman7]Greetings gentlemen,

It's been interesting reading your posts and doing my research. I think I've benefited greatly from all your tips so far. I haven't actually gone hobbying yet but I'm looking forward to my first trip to an EMP with extras. I'm really interested in going to Lisunia's. It sounds fantastic and reasonably priced. Is there any advice you'the give someone just starting out? I don't want to go in there and say something or do something stupid that would ruin everything for everybody. What should I expect? Other than a great finish of course.[/QUOTE]

Expect a Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie look-alike. If it is an AMP she will look like Sung Hi Lee.

They will come in the room with very little on and proceed to give you a massage that will elimate all of your body's aches and pains. Expect your golf score to drop by a few strokes and you will be able to run faster and jump higher.

After the massage, they will make passionate love to you. Tips are optional, but they are usually just happy that they had the opportunity to make love to you. Sometimes they will cook you a 5 star meal as well.

Peace.

Assman7

Nice post/review, especially considering all the sh*t you were taking. I will say that while it was good you struck up a conversation and established a rapport with her, the comments about extras and whatnot may have made her think you LE. Maybe, maybe not.

If you do a search on Maggie you will see that Shrooms saw her and a hr is possible, but he also comment on her lacking massage, but that his hands were free to roam. Things to keep in mind when you go back.

[QUOTE=Basil Fomine]I might ask ,"How long have you had to pay for sex?"[/QUOTE]


Dude, you have been paying for sex all of your life. Add up the dinners, the movies, the flowers, the phone calls, etc, etc. WE just skip all that BS, go right for the pussy that you are begging/hoping for, and then we pay her to leave. No emotional BS. no entanglements, we still get the thrill of the chase and then move on to the next one with out having to explain why.

good one assman. at least you took the first step.
next time ease up on the questioning. if anything, just have some normal conversation. and read the previous reports about that place. take the mental notes with you next time.

[QUOTE=Assman7]Thanks fellas. I totally understand that YMMV, and I'm okay with that. I wasn't expecting something of roman proportions. I actually just got back from there and I'm ready to report before I forget everything that happened. First off, I love the location. Secondly, as soon as I walked in I was greeted by a pretty young blond lady named Maggie. I told her about the ad I saw on CL and she confirmed it so that's what I went with. It certainly wasn't very busy in there so I didn't know who I'the get. It turns out it was her. This was not a bad thing as it turned out because she actually gave very pleasant conversation. In fact she seems like the type of girl that you'the want as a gf if you met her anywhere else.

I started asking questions about the place and how long she'the been there, etc. Etc. She told me two years, so I made small talk for the first 30 minutes and it was pretty fun. The massage wasn't so great, it felt like she knew what she was doing but not nearly strong enough to make it sensational. So in the second half hour I asked her how many clients she saw per day and so on, then I asked if any of them had ever gotten in trouble with her. She said no not really, so I pressed a little by asking if they'the ever asked for extra stuff and if so did she (I said jokingly) kick them out in to the street naked. She laughed and said no but that she just doesn't do that stuff or that she wouldn't do that (I had trouble hearing her a little).

So to break a bit of the awkward tension I asked her what the funniest thing she's ever seen was. She told me she hadn't seen anything really. I figured this was BS but I made her laugh by acting disappointed about it. I asked her what other services where offered by them and she listed all the types of massages. I figured I should just let it go and enjoy the rest of the session. As I was walking to the table shower room I nearly ran into another of the girls there and man was she a 10. I should ask for her next time.

Anyway, Maggie encouraged me to come back and I told her I would. Does anyone know anything about her? I think it would benefit me to become a regular, to her perhaps, but I'the also like to see who else works there. So that was my first trip. How's that for drinking the water?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo]Assman7

Nice post/review, especially considering all the sh*t you were taking. I will say that while it was good you struck up a conversation and established a rapport with her, the comments about extras and whatnot may have made her think you LE. Maybe, maybe not.

If you do a search on Maggie you will see that Shrooms saw her and a hr is possible, but he also comment on her lacking massage, but that his hands were free to roam. Things to keep in mind when you go back.[/QUOTE]Thanks BadAz Mofo. I was initially a little miffed after reading his review. I had written the same exact thing (maybe a little more detailed) a few days ago. Good to know that someone actually reads my posts. I threw out specifics and so it should have been a given.

[QUOTE=Basil Fomine]I expected better responses to my original post. So you guys think these girls who work in asian massage parlors wait their whole life so they can make it to America to give lonely jackasses like yourselves handjobs. That's not delusional thinking at all. Keep it up. I mean after all ,how could anyone be forced to do anything they wouldn't want to do. Talk about dumb. And what difference does it make how many posts i have out here? Is there an award for the most?[/QUOTE]

When was your first BJ?

How did it tatse?

Assman7 = LE?

Basil Fomine = serial killler?

F you to both of you creeps and your sleezy PM's.

Senior members, it is time to get Jackson involved.

[QUOTE=PeoplesElbow]Assman7 = LE?

Basil Fomine = serial killler?

F you to both of you creeps and your sleezy PM's.

Senior members, it is time to get Jackson involved.[/QUOTE]
I've already notified Jackson regarding BF. Should be just a matter of time.

First things first, thanks for the feedback be it positive or negative. I did feel like I should not have asked her so many questions, and I did my best to space them out over the period of the hour, but I did get the vibe that the possibility for roaming hands was there, on my part anyway. I took the steam then realized I made the wrong choice when I couldn't breathe. I'm glad I shut up when I did though. In fact, as I said, I had fun and I will be going back there.

As for you guys that are being jerks, that's fine, I can handle the hazing however, if I write you back with a good burn and piss you off don't go crying to your mod about it, just ignore me like I ignore you. (yes I'm looking at you Mr. Most pointless move in wrestling history ever) And I understand that as long as you've been here it's easy to forget that you were once new as well. But whatever, if I bug you that much, just put me on your ignore list. I have no problem with that. At least I'm not being considered a serial killer.

So, that's that with that, and if any of you (and some already did) have specific questions, PM me. I'll get back to you quick. Thanks again.

[QUOTE=Assman7]First things first, thanks for the feedback be it positive or negative. I did feel like I should not have asked her so many questions, and I did my best to space them out over the period of the hour, but I did get the vibe that the possibility for roaming hands was there, on my part anyway. I took the steam then realized I made the wrong choice when I couldn't breathe. I'm glad I shut up when I did though. In fact, as I said, I had fun and I will be going back there.

As for you guys that are being jerks, that's fine, I can handle the hazing however, if I write you back with a good burn and piss you off don't go crying to your mod about it, just ignore me like I ignore you. (yes I'm looking at you Mr. Most pointless move in wrestling history ever) And I understand that as long as you've been here it's easy to forget that you were once new as well. But whatever, if I bug you that much, just put me on your ignore list. I have no problem with that. At least I'm not being considered a serial killer.

So, that's that with that, and if any of you (and some already did) have specific questions, PM me. I'll get back to you quick. Thanks again.[/QUOTE]

Congratulations for taking the plunge, Assman!

A couple words of advice, that may or may not be helpful to you:

1. as others have said, I suspect your conversation made your masseuse suspect you as LE - don't ever talk about extras - motions, putting her hands where you want them, etc, will work much better - these woman are worried that you are recording them in the act of solicitation

2. keep going back - to this and other places - you'll figure out what works and doesn't for you

3. ymmv, always, but especially with massage parlors - if you want more of a sure FS thing, try escorts or craigslist wh*res - you have to wade through crap on craigslist, but its not that hard - pm me for something more specific, if you'd like

Best wishes,

Bend It

[QUOTE=PeoplesElbow]Assman7 = LE?

Basil Fomine = serial killler?

F you to both of you creeps and your sleezy PM's.

Senior members, it is time to get Jackson involved.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I reported Basil too. Waste of bandwidth and air. Maybe he'll redeem himself, but I'm not holding my breath . . .

Assman doesn't strike me as LE, but again, its online and who really knows . . .

Bend It

Poof!!! BF is outa here. Thanks, Jackson.

You're right about number 1. I was just a bit nervous and started blabbering. Also, to Shrooms. I apologize, I did read your post a few days before my first post but I got caught up in being flamed so I didn't put 2 and 2 together. In fact, she didn't even introduce herself until I was leaving. That's what has made my mind up to go back because she suggested I come back a couple of times.

I disagree with the toilet paper feeling but I do think she needs to do some curls or something and get her strength up. Also, I found her personality quite charming. I had a great conversation with her when it came to the music they had on. Having re-read your post I realize I f**ked up. Hopefully after a few more visits she'll realize I was just nervous. I did tell her that I had been to one other place before, which at the time the thought hadn't occured to me about extras. But the Swedish massage there was very relaxing and rigorous. It's and American MP and they have a website so I think it's all on the straight and narrow.

[QUOTE=Bend It]Congratulations for taking the plunge, Assman!

A couple words of advice, that may or may not be helpful to you:

1. as others have said, I suspect your conversation made your masseuse suspect you as LE - don't ever talk about extras - motions, putting her hands where you want them, etc, will work much better - these woman are worried that you are recording them in the act of solicitation

2. keep going back - to this and other places - you'll figure out what works and doesn't for you

3. ymmv, always, but especially with massage parlors - if you want more of a sure FS thing, try escorts or craigslist wh*res - you have to wade through crap on craigslist, but its not that hard - pm me for something more specific, if you'd like

Best wishes,

Bend It[/QUOTE]

I've been reading these threads for years and have never added my own post. Given peoples propensity for "slamming" bad posters I was a little nervous of writing the wrong thing but since I've gleaned so much good info over the years I decided to try to add something.

Victoria's. Been there twice and had 2 different asian girls (there is also a latina who I haven't had yet) thin girl (also a little older) gave a good massage and at the end asked if I wanted anything extra BJ and HJ were on the menu. Opted for HJ (asked for. 6 settled on. 5) massage was good, extras were so so. Heavier girl was weaker on massage and better on extras. (same amt) Facilities are quite nice and table shower is pretty private. Only problem is walls don't go to ceiling and music is too soft. You can hear everything in the next stall. Hope you're the only one there and all will be okay.

Elle's on Milwaukee. (. 65 as far as I know no ts but I noticed on CL that they are now advertising the ts. So? ) been there 3 times, originally with Wendy (she's been at Rose's, Senina and probably others) I think she's already gone from there, then Helen (who will if pushed a little offer a HJ, which is pretty mechanical but she is cute, young and thin) lastly had a heavy american girl (I think dana) who gave an okay massage but extras seem out of the question.

Lisunia. Been there several times, once had Monika (who I think is now gone wish I knew where) she was a stunner and by far the most attractive provider I've ever seen. Gave a crappy super soft massage but there were extras on the menu. Had Lucy which does not seem to offer anything else up. Had a few other girls that also did not offer any extras. (kinga a little heavy but a very nice rack! )

Rose's. Been there many times. (. 65 no tableshower) Kiki (if she's still there, haven't been in a couple of months) gives a great massage and will tease but nothing more. Patricia very good massage but no extras. Generally a ligit place but when wendy worked there extras could be had. Also Rose (the owner) give massages and I would guess no extras. There are frequently new people there so results may vary.

Q&Q. As far as I can tell they have only 3 girls there. (. 7 ts & massage) There's a guy that looks to be the owner and is always there which means you don't get interrupted by the doorbell which is nice. One girls is cute and thin (but seems like she's probably older) her massages are pretty bad and ridiculously short but extras are guaranteed. 2 other girls give much better massages and also give extras. (one is attractive and extras are okay, the other is not as attractive but extras are much better) This place is pretty much a sure thing but the down side is you don't get much more than 30 minutes of massage (even though you're paying for 60). The table shower is pretty good and of course the more you go the more they will do.

Also went once to the place on milwaukee I think it's 5906N that's supposed to be a clinic/school. Had the massage from a pretty polish girl but it was such an "office" type environment that I guessed extras would be difficult?

I hope someone finds this info useful.