The Woodshed

[QUOTE=BobbSledd;2538423]I found this exchange on the St Petersburg page and thought it was interesting enough to bring to our humble page.

My one comment; A2's explanation is reason why I find the silly and antiquated practice of writing reviews as a dream unnecessary.

Before anyone asks; I decided to place it in The Woodshed section in case it starts a heated discussion.

Happy Mongering.[/QUOTE]Love it. A2's comments are great.

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2538482]Love it. A2's comments are great.[/QUOTE]Kiss up! LOL JK.

[QUOTE=BobbSledd;2538525]Kiss up! LOL JK.[/QUOTE]Well sure! I've already told him I'd pay for this service here. Guess they aren't going that route yet.

Ignore, posted in wrong place

[QUOTE=InKogneedo;2539907]The mistake was giving her a ride in the first place. I had one that I never even met before ask me to take her to a drs appointment because she needed a ride (we had a couple phone conversations). I flat out said "No, sorry, can't do that". Saying anything but no never entered my mind. Dudes on this board act like these girls are their friends because they can act sweet and nice, but trust me, they are all acting. ALL OF THEM! Maliyha, PV Jade, Rikki and so on and so on.[/QUOTE]Wow. I see why PoniBoi got at you on your reply to his post a few days ago. You just about to start a new flame with that last sentence. That's like being a rookie in the NBA and talking crap about Lebron Kobe and Durant.

The providers you named I don't remember you reporting a dream with any of them. You never what mongers have an actual friendship with what provider. About the acting nice and sweet part by the providers. That's no more acting then your cashier at your local grocery or department store. They job is to perform a services that requires taking your money. Giving you your goods and getting you out in a timely manner. Not saying they got to rush you with PDQ motto. Also yes they are acting. That's what you are paying for sex act not love. Love doesn't come with QV rate on the ad. So to any monger who thinks that they might have feelings or be special to a provider. If you paid for it then you are just another dead president.

If a provider or any person in general treats you with kindness and respect then that's all that matters in the hobby. Giving them a ride is all a matter of individual comfort. I have given plenty of rides over the past year or two. From down the street to cross town. Even to shifts at strip clubs, court dates and even pissed in bottle to help a SW pass her drug test. Never once have I regretted any of the favors. If you want to make it a trade or a discount on services then that sound like a deal. Or just being nice.

You make your decision and so should every other monger on the board. YMMV refers to more then just the "dream. ".

[QUOTE=CantB1;2540604]Wow. I see why PoniBoi got at you on your reply to his post a few days ago. You just about to start a new flame with that last sentence. That's like being a rookie in the NBA and talking crap about Lebron Kobe and Durant.

The providers you named I don't remember you reporting a dream with any of them. You never what mongers have an actual friendship with what provider. About the acting nice and sweet part by the providers. That's no more acting then your cashier at your local grocery or department store. They job is to perform a services that requires taking your money. Giving you your goods and getting you out in a timely manner. Not saying they got to rush you with PDQ motto. Also yes they are acting. That's what you are paying for sex act not love. Love doesn't come with QV rate on the ad. So to any monger who thinks that they might have feelings or be special to a provider. If you paid for it then you are just another dead president.

If a provider or any person in general treats you with kindness and respect then that's all that matters in the hobby. Giving them a ride is all a matter of individual comfort. I have given plenty of rides over the past year or two. From down the street to cross town. Even to shifts at strip clubs, court dates and even pissed in bottle to help a SW pass her drug test. Never once have I regretted any of the favors. If you want to make it a trade or a discount on services then that sound like a deal. Or just being nice.

You make your decision and so should every other monger on the board. YMMV refers to more then just the "dream. ".[/QUOTE]There are some good points in this response. Urintated in a bottle to help a hooker pass a drug test? Man that's just nuts to me, but hey you do what you want to do I guess. My only point is these girls are not friends to you and will lie to get what they want. And to your point about the cashier at a grocery store, that's hardly a good analogy. The grocery store clerk is not selling her body to support her habit. It's not a judgement, just a fact, sorry if you got your feelings hurt. Truth never changes.

[QUOTE=InKogneedo;2541810]There are some good points in this response. Urintated in a bottle to help a hooker pass a drug test? Man that's just nuts to me, but hey you do what you want to do I guess. My only point is these girls are not friends to you and will lie to get what they want. And to your point about the cashier at a grocery store, that's hardly a good analogy. The grocery store clerk is not selling her body to support her habit. It's not a judgement, just a fact, sorry if you got your feelings hurt. Truth never changes.[/QUOTE]Yea the piss test thing was on another level of crazy. But hey, she asked. Why not piss in a bottle for her. She allowed CIM for me.

Now on to my feelings you hurt. Have you even met the providers you named. I'll say this. Ones a druggie. Ones I don't know so I'm not sure. And the other I'm so sure I just might bet my life on her. I have met a lot of providers in the past couple years. And 90% are druggies. The other 10 have other reasons why they choose this "profession. " From CL to UTR to ladies in a bad situation that just need some cash to get threw it at that time.

The cashier might not be a hookers but she is selling her body for a pay check. Most of us do one way or another. No matter what job or career you have, you working for someone. Oh if your the owner and this might not apply. Well Uncle Sam got to get his share so you kinda working for him.

All I'm saying is, your first post was last month. You have barely contributed to this board. But you very opinionated about these providers and you haven't met but maybe a couple. So calm down my friend. Remember what site you logged into. This ain't POF. If you want to finds some good old fashion ladies then you might want to log out and try Match or Christians Mingle. But I'm sure it's going to take you more than a phone call or a drive to a local stroll to get some booty. This site is free and the dates are faster and cheaper. How much is a movie and dinner for two now? Wow that much huh! And that doesn't guarantee the no "action" at the end of the night. This site about insures you get some anywhere. It covers All states. "What's in YOUR wallet?

CB1.

Words of advice. Hang with us folks here. "Try on" a few providers. Post some reviews and have a good time. Don't become the forum "troll" so soon. Remember they live under bridges and you might not want to start burning them just yet.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2541986]Yea the piss test thing was on another level of crazy. But hey, she asked. Why not piss in a bottle for her. She allowed CIM for me.

Now on to my feelings you hurt. Have you even met the providers you named. I'll say this. Ones a druggie. Ones I don't know so I'm not sure. And the other I'm so sure I just might bet my life on her. I have met a lot of providers in the past couple years. And 90% are druggies. The other 10 have other reasons why they choose this "profession. " From CL to UTR to ladies in a bad situation that just need some cash to get threw it at that time.

The cashier might not be a hookers but she is selling her body for a pay check. Most of us do one way or another. No matter what job or career you have, you working for someone. Oh if your the owner and this might not apply. Well Uncle Sam got to get his share so you kinda working for him.

All I'm saying is, your first post was last month. You have barely contributed to this board. But you very opinionated about these providers and you haven't met but maybe a couple. So calm down my friend. Remember what site you logged into. This ain't POF. If you want to finds some good old fashion ladies then you might want to log out and try Match or Christians Mingle. But I'm sure it's going to take you more than a phone call or a drive to a local stroll to get some booty. This site is free and the dates are faster and cheaper. How much is a movie and dinner for two now? Wow that much huh! And that doesn't guarantee the no "action" at the end of the night. This site about insures you get some anywhere. It covers All states. "What's in YOUR wallet?

CB1.

Words of advice. Hang with us folks here. "Try on" a few providers. Post some reviews and have a good time. Don't become the forum "troll" so soon. Remember they live under bridges and you might not want to start burning them just yet.[/QUOTE]Yeah you did get your feelings hurt but that doesn't mean anything to me. Just because you don't like what I have to say doesn't make it any less true. I have not seen any f the providers I refernenced and never will. Why? Because I am smarter than that. One of them actually wanted my employer information to see her. Huh? How stupid is a person to give out his employers information to a hooker? There is a fine line between being bold and stupid and that is pretty much stupid right there and you can't fix that. As far as being a troll, hey!! I've been called worse. That's actually a compliment compared to what some people think of me so fire away buddy, trust me, you won't hurt my feelings. Have a great day.

[QUOTE=InKogneedo;2542492]Yeah you did get your feelings hurt but that doesn't mean anything to me. Just because you don't like what I have to say doesn't make it any less true. I have not seen any f the providers I refernenced and never will. Why? Because I am smarter than that. One of them actually wanted my employer information to see her. Huh? How stupid is a person to give out his employers information to a hooker? There is a fine line between being bold and stupid and that is pretty much stupid right there and you can't fix that. As far as being a troll, hey!! I've been called worse. That's actually a compliment compared to what some people think of me so fire away buddy, trust me, you won't hurt my feelings. Have a great day.[/QUOTE]No feeling were hurt here boss. I just don't know why you so mad. You bashing them because they hookers. But you a "John" if you out paying them. That don't make you no better than them. If you really think about. You can't have one without the other.

As far as giving out your employer info. That's another story. She wants to insure her safety and freedom just as much as you. I know that all three of those providers do reference checks. And so do some of the others. You could have gone seen one and used them as a reference to see another. Lets say Rikki. All you have to do is write a review of it and there is your other hobby proof. Your forum handle and maybe any first name. Now Jade calls her. She says she has seen you. Now you good to go. No Employer info needed. Now you get to make your PVJade sandwich. LOL.

Also. Most mongers by the time we reach Senior status has made a friend or few out for other mongers here through pms and sharing intel. (Not saying anyone ever has to meet in person.) That's when you can fully use this site for your benefit. I even was offer from one monger here to have a BP provider delivered to my front door. (Thanks again for the offer friend. You know who you are.) So there is a lot of hanky panky going on that's not reported.

CB1.

I think we all here for the same thing.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2542656]No feeling were hurt here boss. I just don't know why you so mad. You bashing them because they hookers. But you a "John" if you out paying them. That don't make you no better than them. If you really think about. You can't have one without the other.

As far as giving out your employer info. That's another story. She wants to insure her safety and freedom just as much as you. I know that all three of those providers do reference checks. And so do some of the others. You could have gone seen one and used them as a reference to see another. Lets say Rikki. All you have to do is write a review of it and there is your other hobby proof. Your forum handle and maybe any first name. Now Jade calls her. She says she has seen you. Now you good to go. No Employer info needed. Now you get to make your PVJade sandwich. LOL.

Also. Most mongers by the time we reach Senior status has made a friend or few out for other mongers here through pms and sharing intel. (Not saying anyone ever has to meet in person.) That's when you can fully use this site for your benefit. I even was offer from one monger here to have a BP provider delivered to my front door. (Thanks again for the offer friend. You know who you are.) So there is a lot of hanky panky going on that's not reported.

CB1.

I think we all here for the same thing.[/QUOTE]I know these girls know each other. Heck if you find one on social media you will find them all as they all know each other. They even use the same photos for their facebook accounts they do for their escort adds on BP. Shows you how smart they really aren't LOL! One of them is married to a minister and they have been separated multiple times LOLOLOL. You can find her at the Golden Coral off Normandy. I guess that's her real job LOLOL (this is true, you can't make this stuff up). BP is nothing more than a streetwalker site is all. I have met enough of these girls and with the exception of 1 I met a couple years ago that no longer does this, they are all not worth it. I would love to say they were all disappointments but most of them looked like the crypt keeper. LOLOL. You think that's a joke but it really is true. Sad really.

Ok, I need to get a monger phone. I have many inactive old Verizon cell phones. What is the best way to do this process from experienced folks out there? Like to do the calling card process and no plan option if I can and be able use old phones. Walmart said something about getting a code from Verizon to re activate old cell phone and can buy a card or something. Not sure Verizon would do this and can be done. Any suggestions?

From an old fart here! 😊.

Google voice can be an option if you are just looking to protect your number. Uses your active phone though. On a side note, I am interested in used Verizon phones. I've never tried to convert one to a no contract, not fully sure they do that or not.

[QUOTE=Jaxlooker1;2546598]Ok, I need to get a monger phone. I have many inactive old Verizon cell phones. What is the best way to do this process from experienced folks out there? Like to do the calling card process and no plan option if I can and be able use old phones. Walmart said something about getting a code from Verizon to re activate old cell phone and can buy a card or something. Not sure Verizon would do this and can be done. Any suggestions?

From an old fart here! .[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sned1;2546606]Google voice can be an option if you are just looking to protect your number. Uses your active phone though. On a side note, I am interested in used Verizon phones. I've never tried to convert one to a no contract, not fully sure they do that or not.[/QUOTE]Been using an app called Text Now myself. Just delete off your phone when not in use. You can also buy minutes for really cheap and change number often. Worked for me pretty good so far. Tried Google Voice but hate having to add another Google account on my Android phone.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/drinks-first-then/16183750[/URL]

Just happen to run across this one during a trip this week. Wondered why she hadn't posted lately.

Tampa anyone?

[QUOTE=PTMonger;2548400][URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/drinks-first-then/16183750[/URL]

Just happen to run across this one during a trip this week. Wondered why she hadn't posted lately.

Tampa anyone?[/QUOTE]I was on her FB. Which she deleted awhile ago and changed her phone number. What a nutty chic.

[QUOTE=MouthHunter;2548526]I was on her FB. Which she deleted awhile ago and changed her phone number. What a nutty chic.[/QUOTE]That ***** is nuttier than squirrel shit.

[QUOTE=Fleric69;2546646]Been using an app called Text Now myself. Just delete off your phone when not in use. You can also buy minutes for really cheap and change number often. Worked for me pretty good so far. Tried Google Voice but hate having to add another Google account on my Android phone.[/QUOTE]Curious about the texting app or Google voice. Would that make it untraceable? My concern would be if the SW got popped by the police and she rolled on her contacts for a plea deal would it be traceable to me? That's what attracts me to a cheap no contract phone; pay cash and never use cc to recharge it.

Sorry mongers, but the old EG is retiring after 5 short months in the hobby. Unfortunately, the marital unit discovered my extracurricular activities (fortunately, all she knows is that junior has been straying, she doesn't know the details). Anyway, I fully anticipated a divorce, but with a nice house, one income and 2 kids, she opted for marital counseling instead. The bright side is, a friend of hers counseled her that the best way to keep me from straying would be to wear junior and me out so much that I lack the energy for another woman. After a 7 month dry spell at home (plus she only fucked me twice in all of 2014), she has done just that. I don't know how long this will last, but she's become a total nymph at home over the past few days. I'm not sure just how I'm supposed to feel, but I'm enjoying the moment. I only hope a good shrink can help with all the other issues we have. Good thing is that after refusing counseling for many years, she's quite eager now, having realized that my dick actually works and there are other females more than willing to partake. After kissing her ass for years has failed, it's ironic that she's suddenly attracted to me after knowing without a doubt that I am a total asshole. Don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that.

Again, I owe a debt of gratitude, which I can never repay to the mongers on this board who helped make my brief stint in this lifestyle a safe, fun and memorable one. If things don't work out, I hope why'all don't mind me coming back in the future and imposing for a "handout" or two.

If you want to glean from my experiences, I posted a recent review of every provider I've met in a report on this thread called "Mid year report from a newb".

An extra special thanks to the special ladies who helped me get my "man card" back!

Peace.

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2550280]Sorry mongers, but the old EG is retiring after 5 short months in the hobby. Unfortunately, the marital unit discovered my extracurricular activities (fortunately, all she knows is that junior has been straying, she doesn't know the details). Anyway, I fully anticipated a divorce, but with a nice house, one income and 2 kids, she opted for marital counseling instead. The bright side is, a friend of hers counseled her that the best way to keep me from straying would be to wear junior and me out so much that I lack the energy for another woman. After a 7 month dry spell at home (plus she only fucked me twice in all of 2014), she has done just that. I don't know how long this will last, but she's become a total nymph at home over the past few days. I'm not sure just how I'm supposed to feel, but I'm enjoying the moment. I only hope a good shrink can help with all the other issues we have. Good thing is that after refusing counseling for many years, she's quite eager now, having realized that my dick actually works and there are other females more than willing to partake. After kissing her ass for years has failed, it's ironic that she's suddenly attracted to me after knowing without a doubt that I am a total asshole. Don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that.

Again, I owe a debt of gratitude, which I can never repay to the mongers on this board who helped make my brief stint in this lifestyle a safe, fun and memorable one. If things don't work out, I hope why'all don't mind me coming back in the future and imposing for a "handout" or two.

If you want to glean from my experiences, I posted a recent review of every provider I've met in a report on this thread called "Mid year report from a newb".

An extra special thanks to the special ladies who helped me get my "man card" back!

Peace.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your contributions, and hope the nympho remains active for a long time!

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2550280]Sorry mongers, but the old EG is retiring after 5 short months in the hobby. Unfortunately, the marital unit discovered my extracurricular activities (fortunately, all she knows is that junior has been straying, she doesn't know the details). Anyway, I fully anticipated a divorce, but with a nice house, one income and 2 kids, she opted for marital counseling instead. The bright side is, a friend of hers counseled her that the best way to keep me from straying would be to wear junior and me out so much that I lack the energy for another woman. After a 7 month dry spell at home (plus she only fucked me twice in all of 2014), she has done just that. I don't know how long this will last, but she's become a total nymph at home over the past few days. I'm not sure just how I'm supposed to feel, but I'm enjoying the moment. I only hope a good shrink can help with all the other issues we have. Good thing is that after refusing counseling for many years, she's quite eager now, having realized that my dick actually works and there are other females more than willing to partake. After kissing her ass for years has failed, it's ironic that she's suddenly attracted to me after knowing without a doubt that I am a total asshole. Don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that.

Again, I owe a debt of gratitude, which I can never repay to the mongers on this board who helped make my brief stint in this lifestyle a safe, fun and memorable one. If things don't work out, I hope why'all don't mind me coming back in the future and imposing for a "handout" or two.

If you want to glean from my experiences, I posted a recent review of every provider I've met in a report on this thread called "Mid year report from a newb".

An extra special thanks to the special ladies who helped me get my "man card" back!

Peace.[/QUOTE]Gringo, I also went through the counseling thing after a long marriage and all I can say is I hope it works out better for you then it did for me. Sounds like you have a lot to lose, best of luck. JD.

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2550280]Sorry mongers, but the old EG is retiring after 5 short months in the hobby. Unfortunately, the marital unit discovered my extracurricular activities (fortunately, all she knows is that junior has been straying, she doesn't know the details). Anyway, I fully anticipated a divorce, but with a nice house, one income and 2 kids, she opted for marital counseling instead. The bright side is, a friend of hers counseled her that the best way to keep me from straying would be to wear junior and me out so much that I lack the energy for another woman. After a 7 month dry spell at home (plus she only fucked me twice in all of 2014), she has done just that. I don't know how long this will last, but she's become a total nymph at home over the past few days. I'm not sure just how I'm supposed to feel, but I'm enjoying the moment. I only hope a good shrink can help with all the other issues we have. Good thing is that after refusing counseling for many years, she's quite eager now, having realized that my dick actually works and there are other females more than willing to partake. After kissing her ass for years has failed, it's ironic that she's suddenly attracted to me after knowing without a doubt that I am a total asshole. Don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that.

Again, I owe a debt of gratitude, which I can never repay to the mongers on this board who helped make my brief stint in this lifestyle a safe, fun and memorable one. If things don't work out, I hope why'all don't mind me coming back in the future and imposing for a "handout" or two.

If you want to glean from my experiences, I posted a recent review of every provider I've met in a report on this thread called "Mid year report from a newb".

An extra special thanks to the special ladies who helped me get my "man card" back!

Peace.[/QUOTE]You mind telling us how she found out? This may help future mongers avoid detection.

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2550280]Sorry mongers, but the old EG is retiring after 5 short months in the hobby. Unfortunately, the marital unit discovered my extracurricular activities (fortunately, all she knows is that junior has been straying, she doesn't know the details). Anyway, I fully anticipated a divorce, but with a nice house, one income and 2 kids, she opted for marital counseling instead. The bright side is, a friend of hers counseled her that the best way to keep me from straying would be to wear junior and me out so much that I lack the energy for another woman. After a 7 month dry spell at home (plus she only fucked me twice in all of 2014), she has done just that. I don't know how long this will last, but she's become a total nymph at home over the past few days. I'm not sure just how I'm supposed to feel, but I'm enjoying the moment. I only hope a good shrink can help with all the other issues we have. Good thing is that after refusing counseling for many years, she's quite eager now, having realized that my dick actually works and there are other females more than willing to partake. After kissing her ass for years has failed, it's ironic that she's suddenly attracted to me after knowing without a doubt that I am a total asshole. Don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that.

Again, I owe a debt of gratitude, which I can never repay to the mongers on this board who helped make my brief stint in this lifestyle a safe, fun and memorable one. If things don't work out, I hope why'all don't mind me coming back in the future and imposing for a "handout" or two.

If you want to glean from my experiences, I posted a recent review of every provider I've met in a report on this thread called "Mid year report from a newb".

An extra special thanks to the special ladies who helped me get my "man card" back!

Peace.[/QUOTE]You can't fuck your problems away. With your marriage go "All in" or "Get out" now are the best options. Time flies. If she in fact does make change, don't come back hear for a handout.

CB1.

If your right hand (or dick) causes you to stumble (sin), cut it off and throw it away. It's better to lose one body part then for your whole body to go to hell.

[QUOTE=HornyGuy2;2550639]You mind telling us how she found out? This may help future mongers avoid detection.[/QUOTE]Kind of embarrassing actually. I earn all the money, but the Mrs. Pays the bills. Every 2 weeks, I have all the household funds go to a joint account for bill paying, etc, and keep just a small allowance to myself to cover gas, lunch, etc. I've been doing really well at work and can control how much money is put aside in each account via direct deposit (she never sees what goes where, just what goes into the house account). While doing the bills last week, she asked me how much I was taking for my expenses, and I literally gave her a figure that was 30 bucks off from what I'd previously taking. She then went into a tirade about my lying and said "what else are you lying about". Plus, upon further investigation, she quicky realized, I'd spent a good deal more than $30 per month extra. Well, after 2 days of the silent treatment, and fully expecting divorce regardless of my answer, I "came clean" and admitted that I'd seen 2 random gals I'd met online. (I figured this may put her mind at ease that I wasn't leaving her and the kids for another woman, but no such luck). She then broke down crying about how much she loved me and how badly she was hurt. I then gave the options of A). We get a divorce, but try to work together as best we can to parent our kids B). We seek counseling and see what's in the family's best interest. I made it clear that sex every six months isn't going to cut it. I politely stated that I would be having my needs met by someone, preferably her, but if not, so be it. I do still love my marital unit, but I don't remember a vow of celibacy ever being in the nuptuals. It's still an emotional roller coaster, and I don't know how it will end, but at least I'm getting some at home and SHE wants to see a therapist (she always refused before, no matter how much I begged). I don't know if she'll ever be able to look at me the same way again, but I CANNOT go back to what we had before. And finally, NO JTM. . she doesn't want to meet up with you to even the score (just kidding).

Hope this helps. Thanks for listening.

EG.

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2551463]Kind of embarrassing actually. I earn all the money, but the Mrs. Pays the bills. Every 2 weeks, I have all the household funds go to a joint account for bill paying, etc, and keep just a small allowance to myself to cover gas, lunch, etc. I've been doing really well at work and can control how much money is put aside in each account via direct deposit (she never sees what goes where, just what goes into the house account). While doing the bills last week, she asked me how much I was taking for my expenses, and I literally gave her a figure that was 30 bucks off from what I'd previously taking. She then went into a tirade about my lying and said "what else are you lying about". Plus, upon further investigation, she quicky realized, I'd spent a good deal more than $30 per month extra. Well, after 2 days of the silent treatment, and fully expecting divorce regardless of my answer, I "came clean" and admitted that I'd seen 2 random gals I'd met online. (I figured this may put her mind at ease that I wasn't leaving her and the kids for another woman, but no such luck). She then broke down crying about how much she loved me and how badly she was hurt. I then gave the options of A). We get a divorce, but try to work together as best we can to parent our kids B). We seek counseling and see what's in the family's best interest. I made it clear that sex every six months isn't going to cut it. I politely stated that I would be having my needs met by someone, preferably her, but if not, so be it. I do still love my marital unit, but I don't remember a vow of celibacy ever being in the nuptuals. It's still an emotional roller coaster, and I don't know how it will end, but at least I'm getting some at home and SHE wants to see a therapist (she always refused before, no matter how much I begged). I don't know if she'll ever be able to look at me the same way again, but I CANNOT go back to what we had before. And finally, NO JTM. . she doesn't want to meet up with you to even the score (just kidding).

Hope this helps. Thanks for listening.

EG.[/QUOTE]Wow you committed a huge mistake in my opinion, never admit to anything. Unless she's caught you redhanded with your dick buried deep in some girls pussy, lie, always lie! Women are like elephants, they will never forget or forgive. Even if you happen to stay together they'll use that admission against you till the day you die. Gringo I wish you all the best my friend but it sounds like you have a very long uphill climb ahead of you. JD.

[QUOTE=JaxDog;2551594]Wow you committed a huge mistake in my opinion, never admit to anything. Unless she's caught you redhanded with your dick buried deep in some girls pussy, lie, always lie! Women are like elephants, they will never forget or forgive. Even if you happen to stay together they'll use that admission against you till the day you die. Gringo I wish you all the best my friend but it sounds like you have a very long uphill climb ahead of you. JD.[/QUOTE]JaxDog is right on the mark here. I've seen it happen countless times over the years: wife finds something, gets suspicious, then monger gets a conscience attack and confesses all. Then maybe there's some therapy or what-not, but the marriage is basically over. It's always, always, always a mistake. Learn how to keep your stuff under wraps, and if some little clue surfaces, learn how to creatively explain it away. As careful as I've been over the years, I have slipped up a few times - the worst case being a text I sent to my wife instead of to an escort. But I explained it as a stupid fantasy joke and, it being an isolated thing, she bought the cover story. Don't forget: They can't figure out the whole picture from just a little piece here and there. So don't help them by painting the whole thing out for them. Eventually the relationship will unravel and you'll be living in a world of shit, visiting the kids on the weekends, if you're lucky. I'd disagree with JaxDog on only one thing: If she finds you with your dick in some other girl, ask her the immortal question, "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?"

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2551463]Kind of embarrassing actually. I earn all the money, but the Mrs. Pays the bills. Every 2 weeks, I have all the household funds go to a joint account for bill paying, etc, and keep just a small allowance to myself to cover gas, lunch, etc. I've been doing really well at work and can control how much money is put aside in each account via direct deposit (she never sees what goes where, just what goes into the house account). While doing the bills last week, she asked me how much I was taking for my expenses, and I literally gave her a figure that was 30 bucks off from what I'd previously taking. She then went into a tirade about my lying and said "what else are you lying about". Plus, upon further investigation, she quicky realized, I'd spent a good deal more than $30 per month extra. Well, after 2 days of the silent treatment, and fully expecting divorce regardless of my answer, I "came clean" and admitted that I'd seen 2 random gals I'd met online. (I figured this may put her mind at ease that I wasn't leaving her and the kids for another woman, but no such luck). She then broke down crying about how much she loved me and how badly she was hurt. I then gave the options of A). We get a divorce, but try to work together as best we can to parent our kids B). We seek counseling and see what's in the family's best interest. I made it clear that sex every six months isn't going to cut it. I politely stated that I would be having my needs met by someone, preferably her, but if not, so be it. I do still love my marital unit, but I don't remember a vow of celibacy ever being in the nuptuals. It's still an emotional roller coaster, and I don't know how it will end, but at least I'm getting some at home and SHE wants to see a therapist (she always refused before, no matter how much I begged). I don't know if she'll ever be able to look at me the same way again, but I CANNOT go back to what we had before. And finally, NO JTM. . she doesn't want to meet up with you to even the score (just kidding).

Hope this helps. Thanks for listening.

EG.[/QUOTE]This is the kind of situation we all dread or perhaps have once been part of, so good luck, as it's a tough road ahead for sure. Been there, done that, more than a couple of times. Would offer up one suggestion, and that is to get an STD check as son as possible, before she insists on it. For two reasons. It allows you to address any medical issue before hand and keeps her from finding out, because they all want to see the actual test results, which on the second tests will therefore be negative, and two, it shows your intent to make amends. And for the record, I didn't offer to help even the score, in my PM I was merely relaying my preference for cockhold / poly situations and how I too am thinking about leaving the Hobby and just sticking with those adventures. Dang man, unlike some Mongers on here, I do have a heart!! SOL Good luck, really hope it works out for you both, especially with kids involved.

[QUOTE=FredZeppelin;2551785]JaxDog is right on the mark here. I've seen it happen countless times over the years: wife finds something, gets suspicious, then monger gets a conscience attack and confesses all. Then maybe there's some therapy or what-not, but the marriage is basically over. It's always, always, always a mistake. Learn how to keep your stuff under wraps, and if some little clue surfaces, learn how to creatively explain it away. As careful as I've been over the years, I have slipped up a few times - the worst case being a text I sent to my wife instead of to an escort. But I explained it as a stupid fantasy joke and, being an isolated thing, she bought the cover story. Don't forget: They can't figure out the whole picture from just a little piece here and there. So don't help them by painting the whole thing out for them. Eventually the relationship will unravel and you'll be living in a world of shit, visiting the kids on the weekends, if you're lucky. I'd disagree with JaxDog on only one thing: If she finds you with your dick in some other girl, ask her the immortal question, "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?"[/QUOTE]Fraid I tried that one Fred, she believed her lying eyes! Being able to think quick on your feet is always a good thing. Once when I was married I came home and was getting undressed and my ex wife asked me why my underwear were inside out, I told her if she would put them away correctly when she did the wash I'd have them on right side out! She never said another word. I think some guys are just asking to get caught and once the wife finds some evidence they spill their guts! Bad idea all the way around in my opinion, never, ever, give out incriminating evidence to your spouse or god forbid the police. JD.

[QUOTE=FredZeppelin;2551785]JaxDog is right on the mark here. I've seen it happen countless times over the years: wife finds something, gets suspicious, then monger gets a conscience attack and confesses all. Then maybe there's some therapy or what-not, but the marriage is basically over. It's always, always, always a mistake. Learn how to keep your stuff under wraps, and if some little clue surfaces, learn how to creatively explain it away. As careful as I've been over the years, I have slipped up a few times - the worst case being a text I sent to my wife instead of to an escort. But I explained it as a stupid fantasy joke and, it being an isolated thing, she bought the cover story. Don't forget: They can't figure out the whole picture from just a little piece here and there. So don't help them by painting the whole thing out for them. Eventually the relationship will unravel and you'll be living in a world of shit, visiting the kids on the weekends, if you're lucky. I'd disagree with JaxDog on only one thing: If she finds you with your dick in some other girl, ask her the immortal question, "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?"[/QUOTE]You're both right. However in my case I honestly thought the marriage was over either way. Ironically, now that she knows I'm a scumbag rather than just suspecting it, we've screwed more in the last few days then we had in the past year. This really puts-year-old boy EG in quite a pickle. Her wanting to stay in the marriage was the last thing I expected. Typical female Jedi mind tricks. The fact that I still love her makes things all that much more complicated.

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2552156]You're both right. However in my case I honestly thought the marriage was over either way. Ironically, now that she knows I'm a scumbag rather than just suspecting it, we've screwed more in the last few days then we had in the past year. This really puts-year-old boy EG in quite a pickle. Her wanting to stay in the marriage was the last thing I expected. Typical female Jedi mind tricks. The fact that I still love her makes things all that much more complicated.[/QUOTE]Go back to your wife. When it's all said and done she will be there for you. Surely none of these BP chicks won't (Not that you would want them to be anyway) .

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2552156]You're both right. However in my case I honestly thought the marriage was over either way. Ironically, now that she knows I'm a scumbag rather than just suspecting it, we've screwed more in the last few days then we had in the past year. This really puts-year-old boy EG in quite a pickle. Her wanting to stay in the marriage was the last thing I expected. Typical female Jedi mind tricks. The fact that I still love her makes things all that much more complicated.[/QUOTE]I have to laugh and feel your pain as a 3 x loser in domestic affairs, so my advice is follow your brain (not your heart or little head), as if my advice did me any good!!

We appriciate your honesty and feelings. I remember my 1st and 2nd wives became very sexually once they realized that I had found another. Only you can decide if.

The magic is still there.

Good luck!

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2551797]This is the kind of situation we all dread or perhaps have once been part of, so good luck, as it's a tough road ahead for sure. Been there, done that, more than a couple of times. Would offer up one suggestion, and that is to get an STD check as son as possible, before she insists on it. For two reasons. It allows you to address any medical issue before hand and keeps her from finding out, because they all want to see the actual test results, which on the second tests will therefore be negative, and two, it shows your intent to make amends. And for the record, I didn't offer to help even the score, in my PM I was merely relaying my preference for cockhold / poly situations and how I too am thinking about leaving the Hobby and just sticking with those adventures. Dang man, unlike some Mongers on here, I do have a heart!! SOL Good luck, really hope it works out for you both, especially with kids involved.[/QUOTE]Thanks for all the well wishes and advice guys. JTM, I was only joshing you about the "get even" remark. I hope you took it as such. I've been both entertained and informed by you and the many mongers on this board. Hopefully I won't be back in the hobby, ever, but got to take things one day at a time. It's a long road from here. I have to go to the lab every six months for some other medical issues anyway, so I think I will take you up on your advice to get myself checked out for STD's. Thankfully, I never did BBFS with any providers, but did get my share of BBBJ's.

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2550280]Sorry mongers, but the old EG is retiring after 5 short months in the hobby. Unfortunately, the marital unit discovered my extracurricular activities (fortunately, all she knows is that junior has been straying, she doesn't know the details). Anyway, I fully anticipated a divorce, but with a nice house, one income and 2 kids, she opted for marital counseling instead. The bright side is, a friend of hers counseled her that the best way to keep me from straying would be to wear junior and me out so much that I lack the energy for another woman. After a 7 month dry spell at home (plus she only fucked me twice in all of 2014), she has done just that. I don't know how long this will last, but she's become a total nymph at home over the past few days. I'm not sure just how I'm supposed to feel, but I'm enjoying the moment. I only hope a good shrink can help with all the other issues we have. Good thing is that after refusing counseling for many years, she's quite eager now, having realized that my dick actually works and there are other females more than willing to partake. After kissing her ass for years has failed, it's ironic that she's suddenly attracted to me after knowing without a doubt that I am a total asshole. Don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that.

Again, I owe a debt of gratitude, which I can never repay to the mongers on this board who helped make my brief stint in this lifestyle a safe, fun and memorable one. If things don't work out, I hope why'all don't mind me coming back in the future and imposing for a "handout" or two.

If you want to glean from my experiences, I posted a recent review of every provider I've met in a report on this thread called "Mid year report from a newb".

An extra special thanks to the special ladies who helped me get my "man card" back!

Peace.[/QUOTE]

I commend and respect you for it! Much success to ya! Don't lose your family my friend because it ain't worth it!

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2550280]Sorry mongers, but the old EG is retiring after 5 short months in the hobby. Unfortunately, the marital unit discovered my extracurricular activities (fortunately, all she knows is that junior has been straying, she doesn't know the details). Anyway, I fully anticipated a divorce, but with a nice house, one income and 2 kids, she opted for marital counseling instead. The bright side is, a friend of hers counseled her that the best way to keep me from straying would be to wear junior and me out so much that I lack the energy for another woman. After a 7 month dry spell at home (plus she only fucked me twice in all of 2014), she has done just that. I don't know how long this will last, but she's become a total nymph at home over the past few days. I'm not sure just how I'm supposed to feel, but I'm enjoying the moment. I only hope a good shrink can help with all the other issues we have. Good thing is that after refusing counseling for many years, she's quite eager now, having realized that my dick actually works and there are other females more than willing to partake. After kissing her ass for years has failed, it's ironic that she's suddenly attracted to me after knowing without a doubt that I am a total asshole. Don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that.

Again, I owe a debt of gratitude, which I can never repay to the mongers on this board who helped make my brief stint in this lifestyle a safe, fun and memorable one. If things don't work out, I hope why'all don't mind me coming back in the future and imposing for a "handout" or two.

If you want to glean from my experiences, I posted a recent review of every provider I've met in a report on this thread called "Mid year report from a newb".

An extra special thanks to the special ladies who helped me get my "man card" back!

Peace.[/QUOTE]My condolences: because you and the Mrs. Hit a point in your matrimony where both of you are questioning your relationship.

My congratulations: because of your infidelity, it sounds like both of you just became a lot closer- weird. I sincerely hope it stays that way.

Don't know if this is appropriate, but the attached link is just a PB parting gift. Hope I attached it correctly.

[URL]http://xxxbunker.com/housewife_1_on_1_mrs_robbins[/URL]

Well wishes.

Be Safe- Stay Faithful.

-PB.

I had the pleasure of enjoying Holly of Arlington yesterday and even though she is a little heavy and not that attractive her F cup and skills make up for it. Her pay scale is the deal.

Maker! I received a PM this morning asking if he had the correct phone number and I said yes. Just for grins I did the number check and it comes back with several warnings.

About how this is a police sting etc. This is BS! I was serviced, paid and left. My vote is to ignore the "warnings" from these BS sites!

[QUOTE=PuurFit;2556856]I had the pleasure of enjoying Holly of Arlington yesterday and even though she is a little heavy and not that attractive her F cup and skills make up for it. Her pay scale is the deal.

Maker! I received a PM this morning asking if he had the correct phone number and I said yes. Just for grins I did the number check and it comes back with several warnings.

About how this is a police sting etc. This is BS! I was serviced, paid and left. My vote is to ignore the "warnings" from these BS sites![/QUOTE]I have enjoyed Holly on several occasions and I agree with your assessment but she is very reliable. However, I was confused or not sure if you received a PM or text and how did someone get your personal number to text you?

[QUOTE=JuiceSeeker;2557457]I have enjoyed Holly on several occasions and I agree with your assessment but she is very reliable. However, I was confused or not sure if you received a PM or text and how did someone get your personal number to text you?[/QUOTE]Here she is now.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/join-me-on-an-mind-blwing-adventure-come-taste-holly/7514442[/URL]

[QUOTE=PoniBoi;2552762]
Be Safe- Stay Faithful.
[/QUOTE]If guys with SOs all stayed faithful, escort marketplaces and strip clubs would likely dry up.

[QUOTE=RickDugan;2558944]If guys with SOs all stayed faithful, escort marketplaces and strip clubs would likely dry up.[/QUOTE]I'm hearin ya, Rick and I agree w / your statement. Just tryin to give our man, EG some words of wisdom and encouragement towards his matrimony. EG states he's going to try and make his marriage work and I was merely sending him off on a positive note and a video of one of my favorite porn stars.

Really needin Jr sucked on right now!!

BSHM. Got to Go!!

-Ptugtfyh.

[QUOTE=PoniBoi;2552762]My condolences: because you and the Mrs. Hit a point in your matrimony where both of you are questioning your relationship.

My congratulations: because of your infidelity, it sounds like both of you just became a lot closer- weird. I sincerely hope it stays that way.

Don't know if this is appropriate, but the attached link is just a PB parting gift. Hope I attached it correctly.

[URL]http://xxxbunker.com/housewife_1_on_1_mrs_robbins[/URL]

Well wishes.

Be Safe- Stay Faithful.

-PB.[/QUOTE]It's always nice to see your personal POV shots enjoyed by others, and Little Willie always likes the exposure. SOL.

I see no one has posted a review in the USA classifieds section A2 added. Maybe we have an unspoken pact to not post? I don't mind and not trying to fix something that's not broken. I know I'm not keeping them in business and the list is growing. I'll say this, I know a couple of them that have popped up recently and one is a complete waste of time. Don't spend your money guys without the same or more due diligence you use on any ad.

Any input on posting??