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[QUOTE=Utwogood;1401472]Went there on Saturday night. Chula X4B is advertised as a nude club, and is only open Friday and Saturday nights; I usually enjoy this club because of their low dancer to patron ratio. This isn't good for the dancers, but there is money to be made, and the low customer turnout means they work a little harder (I. E. Get nude) , and I can make my rounds to everyone sparking my interest. I understand they are desperate for business there. But this "desperation" is what got the girls to go nude. I've gotten impromptu nude lapdances there, but it became evident that the girls get nude based on demand, or how much potential there is to make money. A lot of demand, no nudity. I walk in around 11:40 and there's like 15 or so women patrons along with about 15 guys! Where did all these women come from? Since when are women flocking to strip clubs to see female dancers? I mean you normally see a few stragglers here and there, or a few butches hiding in the corners and shadows. Having this many women in a strip club changes the dynamic of a club. Women dance differently for a lot of women in the room than they do for a mostly male audience. So nobody got nude, (though a couple of girls went topless). I'm sorry but I'm not "making in rain" on some chick dancing around fully clothed. It was a dissappointing night there, and I left for the first time, having only paid the $20 cover charge and not tipping anyone (sucks going home with $40 in singles). This club follows that pattern-go hard and push the boundaries, then they simmer down and get very "PC", then when people stop coming back and the place gets dead, they get raunchy again. Weird. I guess I'll have to wait it out a few more weeks for them to get "desperate" again.[/QUOTE]Just got back from this club and I have to say I was extremely disappointed. Drove about an hour to go because its the closes place which is full nude and does lap dances. Got there at 1130 and it was dead as hell on a Saturday night. There were a good number of girls but they were bored as fuck and sitting around a lot, dj was constantly telling them to get out on the floor and dance. I may be use to a different style as well, being from tx, and it may have affected my opinion of the place. The girls can dance and look good but was never approached about getting a lap dance even though I tossed a few dollars at the ladies who were on the pole. Even made it a bit obvious I had cash to spend and even with sticking out like a sore thumb by being lighter skin then was in there. The made stage girls were getting nude form time to time but the side girls barely did anything but dance.
It was also my buddies first time to ever go to a strip club, he is new to the country, and even though I told a few of the girls he didn't know what to do or expect they didn't care at all. Again may just be a tx thing but if it had been in tx they would of been raping him, both his pocket and more.
Over all very disappointing and won't be making the long ass drive to go back.
Fuego's in Hyattsville, MD.
Club Type: Nude.
Dancer Ethnicity: Mixed.
Hours: opens at 8 PM.
Daytime Cover: closed.
Nighttime Cover: 10-20.
Dance Prices: 10.
Drink Prices: 0.
Features: BYOB, Juice Bar. 18 and Over Welcome. 21 and Over Only, Couple Friendly, Snacks / Buffet, Non-Smoking, DJ, Jukebox, Bikini Dancers Only, Topless Dancers, Nude Dancers, Bikini Lap Dances Only, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, VIP Room, Mandatory Coat Check
They have about 100 girls that dance there so they only dance the stage once and then work the floor the rest of the night. Mostly black and latino. Don't get the expensive private dances because you can get a $10 dance on a chair on the floor and your money will go a long, long way plus the girls can do more to freak you in the chairs. It is BYOB so you can bring your own drink provided it is in a milk jug and some plastic cups. I saw at least a dozen girls that I would take home to introduce to momma. I have been to a lot of strip clubs and was in heaven in this one. If I would have hit the Mega Millions last week then I would have went here to celebrate and make it rain!
I dropped this review on the Ultimate SC List, so without further ado.
Decided to visit The Ebony Inn twice before writing a review. Once during the weekday and once on the weekend in the night. Both visits / experiences were similar in many ways except that the dancers dancing during the daytime tend to sit / walk around more and do less pole / stage performances. Don't get me wrong, I know its a lap dance club but I love to see a nice pole performance as well. Also during the day shift waitress are available to get your refreshment from the bar as well as make change if you need it.
The club is easy to find and parking is towards the side and back. There is a liquor store attached to the club but entrance to the strip club is on the front side of the building. When you enter the first part of the club youll be in the bar area which also includes a pool table. Directly across from the bar is the entrance to the strip club.
Inside is spacious with plenty of seats, tables and two stages / dance floors. The larger stage is just a dance floor as it is not raised. The second is smaller, raised and in the VIP area but with out a pole.
The girls range from 3's to 8's, some are true dancers / stripper while others are posers / lappers. The environment is relaxed and the dancers are not pushy.
Lap dances are good, drinks are reasonable and the club is very spacious. I enjoy both visits to the Inn and will be going back very soon.
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Went to the Ebony Inn on Monday night and lets just say I had a great time! Wallet friendly and a good number of quality girls. Some even Stadium level. Free before 11 and $20 after til 3am.
Hope this helps.
[QUOTE=Pimp Trick;1425442]Well, this spot will be LEO after this review. SMH.[/QUOTE]Hahaha. Really.
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[QUOTE=Syck Daddy; 1427269]Went to the Ebony Inn on Monday night and lets just say I had a great time! Wallet friendly and a good number of quality girls. Some even Stadium level. Free before 11 and $20 after til 3am.
Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]That's because some actual Stadium girls dance there on Monday nights. Stadium is less a strip club and more of a regular club chicks that can't make 500 a night will start to drift back to PG county clubs.
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[QUOTE=WiseBorn;1429148]That's because some actual Stadium girls dance there on Monday nights. Stadium is less a strip club and more of a regular club chicks that can't make 500 a night will start to drift back to PG county clubs.[/QUOTE]Works for me! $5 lapdances from premium girls is.
[url]http://washingtonexaminer.com/local/maryland/2011/10/pg-officials-target-undercover-strip-clubs/119586[/url]
Council would give the police more authority to root out and shut down clandestine businesses operating as shops by day and nude dancing clubs at night.
Councilman Eric Olson, D-College Park, introduced a bill that redefines the county's definition of adult entertainment and requires businesses seeking to comply with the new code to participate in a public hearing.
The tactic would place clubs under the scrutiny of the surrounding community, Olson said.
Officials don't know how many illegal strip clubs are in Prince George's County, but rumors fly of barbershops and auto repairs stores bringing in nude dancers late at night, according to Deputy Police Chief Kevin Davis.
[QUOTE=Scorpion Frog; 1430875][url]http://washingtonexaminer.com/local/maryland/2011/10/pg-officials-target-undercover-strip-clubs/119586[/url]
Council would give the police more authority to root out and shut down clandestine businesses operating as shops by day and nude dancing clubs at night.
Councilman Eric Olson, D-College Park, introduced a bill that redefines the county's definition of adult entertainment and requires businesses seeking to comply with the new code to participate in a public hearing.
The tactic would place clubs under the scrutiny of the surrounding community, Olson said.
Officials don't know how many illegal strip clubs are in Prince George's County, but rumors fly of barbershops and auto repairs stores bringing in nude dancers late at night, according to Deputy Police Chief Kevin Davis.[/QUOTE]Never change P. G. County, never change.
What can I say about The House except they totally lost their awesome last week. I'll start with my first visit there in years last October when a long time friend said he'd meet me there. It was a Saturday so they were charging $10. (last time went it was $5 and I just sat there feeling depressed.) I knew they were working on it for some time and the boarding was still up covering the main floor. Long story short, I discovered they had lapdancing now. Well, I had a GREAT time that night and had been going once a month then on. Fast forward to last Thursday, my visit was less then eventful and none of the girls I get regular dances from are there and worse, it seems as if it were built to compete with Stadium with leather seats and tables with "Reserved" signs on them, meaning unless you pay for that seat you can't sit there as well as a whole new interior. It just screamed "My broke a* don't belong here!" Sadly, must some of my other visits, it was kinda empty except for the well dressed deeper pocket group that was there. The general seats were right by the stage but I never sit there and neither did anyone else besides the lesbians (I'm sorry, but I can't stand it when a club is filled with lesbos. Total dealbreaker.) I then discovered the BIG blower, they're now charging to use the lapdance area! I don't know how much but the fact that they're charging really breaks my heart. With nothing to really look at (for that Cache chick but that's another heartbreaking tale) I half emptied my $6. 50 bottle of water and split.
Earlier though, I went the Macombo Lounge. I'm not the biggest fan of this place due the size and frequency of the young knucleheads that go there. The last time I went there was some time last year when Creame (the lovely lady hosting MondaysatEbony Inn) was doing shows there. This time there was a good variety but the lack of elbow room just plain bothers me. I heard something about lapdances being there but that was last year and the girls had changed since so I'm not sure. Oh well. Didn't stay too long, left after 45 minutes. That is all.
Til my next report.
Just wanted to say I don't know why this place seems to get bad reviews. I was there the other night and as always there were many sexy girls / ladies. The beer is not cheap granted and the burger was 10 bucks plus. Spent 60-65 minutes in there and left 60 dollars short after the burger and 4 beers. Dollar a minute. But all the girls I saw were definately 7 plus. The only draw back was they would not put the O's game on one of the TVs. Nobody was watching golf or tennis. I would go there again in a flash.
Went for lunch a couple weeks ago, all but one of the girls looked good, they just stayed to long with the regs. Anyone have any luck with the Asian waitress?
[QUOTE=MikedD;1436115]Just wanted to say I don't know why this place seems to get bad reviews. I was there the other night and as always there were many sexy girls / ladies. The beer is not cheap granted and the burger was 10 bucks plus. Spent 60-65 minutes in there and left 60 dollars short after the burger and 4 beers. Dollar a minute. But all the girls I saw were definately 7 plus. The only draw back was they would not put the O's game on one of the TVs. Nobody was watching golf or tennis. I would go there again in a flash.[/QUOTE]