So I take it no Prostate massage either
Well if it was during a prostate massage it could have been very interesting.
[QUOTE=Knoxgeek; 1312617]So I checked out the new massage place on Broadway. Very clean and nice, and seemed to me to be completely legit. I have since learned from another post that I just got the wrong girl. But I can still never go back there again. I'll tell you why.
I got there and Amy met me at the the door. We went back to a room and I got undressed and laid out on the table. About 15 minutes into the rubdown, I was a getting distinct "no extras" vibe off of her, so I resigned myself to a good backrub. In fact, I really needed one and Amy's skills are legit. I was really enjoying it and getting really relaxed when she climbed on my back and started really leaning into my back to crack some vertebrae back into place. She leaned in especially hard on my lower back and I farted.
It was not a quiet little poof, or even a poot. It was the blatting honk of a strangled goose. I swear to God, I think I made the curtains move. I was mortified and wanted nothing more than to find a nice big rock to crawl under. I began to apologize profusely and then she began to snicker and finally to laugh. It didn't help, I was so embarrassed that I could barely meet her eyes.
OMFG I am such a barbarian sometimes.
I made it through the rest of the massage without any more "malfunctions", but I was not the least bit relaxed when I left.
I can never go back there again.[/QUOTE]
Anyone had the experience of Shaynna
I've been looking at this one for a while as well.
Also wondering if this is the same Shaynna that used to work for Taylor?
[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxation-at-its-best-two-girl-special-32/4464090[/url]
Thanks for any input!