Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2667666]I had to post here because there is no thread for Warrenville. I wanted to start by saying that I am new to the hobby, I have only been at it since May. Because of my job I often find myself on rt. 59 in Warrenville. In August I stopped by an AMP in a strip mall, it is kind of hard to see because it is behind the bank. This was very memorable because to date it is the Worst experience I have had at an AMP. The MT told me that her name was Poison Ivy and said that she could kill me just like Poison Ivy. I didn't have the heart to tell her that poison ivy doesn't kill you, just gives you a rash. During the massage, which was very bad she talked the entire time. She explained to me that she doesn't date American guy's because they are all so lazy. She also told me that she was having a hard time finding a boyfriend. Go figure she spends 7 day's a week working at an AMP and she doesn't like American guy's and she is having trouble finding a date. I will admit I am a fat guy, and at one point she was spanking me very hard and saying really mean thing's to me. I asked her to please stop, then she spanked me even harder and called me names. On the flip she was teasing me and I became aroused, when she saw that I was aroused she slapped the boy's and said "Why you so horny" Then she grabbed Mr. Happy very hard and it hurt. At that point she say's "Are you police" ? I say no. She performs HJ with no clean up and goes yo the lobby to wait for me. I tip her and leave. This was a horrible experience, I wanted to go to an AMP, not a mean dominatrix that hate's fat white guy's. Sorry for the long post, I just wanted to warn you guy's what you could be getting into if you go there. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]The place sounds GREAT! LOL! Rocket Dork.

SaintChuck:

This lady is the biggest nut job in the western suburbs and an absolutely a person to avoid.

A lot of the girls have low self esteem but she is the worst I've ever encountered low class and total garbage.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2667666]I had to post here because there is no thread for Warrenville. I wanted to start by saying that I am new to the hobby, I have only been at it since May. Because of my job I often find myself on rt. 59 in Warrenville. In August I stopped by an AMP in a strip mall, it is kind of hard to see because it is behind the bank. This was very memorable because to date it is the Worst experience I have had at an AMP. The MT told me that her name was Poison Ivy and said that she could kill me just like Poison Ivy. I didn't have the heart to tell her that poison ivy doesn't kill you, just gives you a rash. During the massage, which was very bad she talked the entire time. She explained to me that she doesn't date American guy's because they are all so lazy. She also told me that she was having a hard time finding a boyfriend. Go figure she spends 7 day's a week working at an AMP and she doesn't like American guy's and she is having trouble finding a date. I will admit I am a fat guy, and at one point she was spanking me very hard and saying really mean thing's to me. I asked her to please stop, then she spanked me even harder and called me names. On the flip she was teasing me and I became aroused, when she saw that I was aroused she slapped the boy's and said "Why you so horny" Then she grabbed Mr. Happy very hard and it hurt. At that point she say's "Are you police" ? I say no. She performs HJ with no clean up and goes yo the lobby to wait for me. I tip her and leave. This was a horrible experience, I wanted to go to an AMP, not a mean dominatrix that hate's fat white guy's. Sorry for the long post, I just wanted to warn you guy's what you could be getting into if you go there. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2667666]I had to post here because there is no thread for Warrenville. I wanted to start by saying that I am new to the hobby, I have only been at it since May. Because of my job I often find myself on rt. 59 in Warrenville. In August I stopped by an AMP in a strip mall, it is kind of hard to see because it is behind the bank. This was very memorable because to date it is the Worst experience I have had at an AMP. The MT told me that her name was Poison Ivy and said that she could kill me just like Poison Ivy. I didn't have the heart to tell her that poison ivy doesn't kill you, just gives you a rash. During the massage, which was very bad she talked the entire time. She explained to me that she doesn't date American guy's because they are all so lazy. She also told me that she was having a hard time finding a boyfriend. Go figure she spends 7 day's a week working at an AMP and she doesn't like American guy's and she is having trouble finding a date. I will admit I am a fat guy, and at one point she was spanking me very hard and saying really mean thing's to me. I asked her to please stop, then she spanked me even harder and called me names. On the flip she was teasing me and I became aroused, when she saw that I was aroused she slapped the boy's and said "Why you so horny" Then she grabbed Mr. Happy very hard and it hurt. At that point she say's "Are you police" ? I say no. She performs HJ with no clean up and goes yo the lobby to wait for me. I tip her and leave. This was a horrible experience, I wanted to go to an AMP, not a mean dominatrix that hate's fat white guy's. Sorry for the long post, I just wanted to warn you guy's what you could be getting into if you go there. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Why did you tip her? Not a place I'd return too, so the hell with her!!

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/cold-day-warm-touch-630-286-2414-3-s-021-route-59-warrenvile-il/25672151[/URL] Here is a link to the place on 59 in Warrenville. They never seem to advertise with any name. I would not send my worst enemy to this place. I know that these girl's move around a lot and every time I go an AMP I alway's have this fear that I will run into Poison Ivy. I really don't want to see her ever again.

Honestly, if it had been me I would have busted out laughing as soon as she said her name was Poison Ivy. At least she didn't use Calamine lotion instead of baby oil.

The girl who runs this place used to run the spot on corporate lane down the block in the business park. It was a really discreet spot but I don't think they got the business they wanted. (They did and still have lame ads, probably because their trying to stay utr) she can be really weird. When I used to hit up the spot on corporate lane me and her had some fun a few time. LOTS of roaming top to bottom. Then I didn't go for a while and made the mistake of telling her on my next visit that I had been a few other places and her vibe changed. Then she wanted more than the standard tip. Then one day while in St Charles over a year ago I stopped by the place on Praire since I happened to be in the area and guess who walks out to greet me? Yep, it was her! I was like damn! Especially since she had an attitude the last time I saw her. To my surprise she was great and had a nice. Same amount of roaming ALL over as On previous visits at other location. Made the mistake of saying I would come back and didn't LOL. Then this place in warren vile opened up and I stop by. Yep! She was there telling me she ran the place! She said she was busy and another time she said to come back another time when her "new girl" comes. Never went back. Like I said when I first met her it was great but her attitude is all over the place. I think she wants exclusive clients. She doesn't want you trying other spas.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2667666]I had to post here because there is no thread for Warrenville. I wanted to start by saying that I am new to the hobby, I have only been at it since May. Because of my job I often find myself on rt. 59 in Warrenville. In August I stopped by an AMP in a strip mall, it is kind of hard to see because it is behind the bank. This was very memorable because to date it is the Worst experience I have had at an AMP. The MT told me that her name was Poison Ivy and said that she could kill me just like Poison Ivy. I didn't have the heart to tell her that poison ivy doesn't kill you, just gives you a rash. During the massage, which was very bad she talked the entire time. She explained to me that she doesn't date American guy's because they are all so lazy. She also told me that she was having a hard time finding a boyfriend. Go figure she spends 7 day's a week working at an AMP and she doesn't like American guy's and she is having trouble finding a date. I will admit I am a fat guy, and at one point she was spanking me very hard and saying really mean thing's to me. I asked her to please stop, then she spanked me even harder and called me names. On the flip she was teasing me and I became aroused, when she saw that I was aroused she slapped the boy's and said "Why you so horny" Then she grabbed Mr. Happy very hard and it hurt. At that point she say's "Are you police" ? I say no. She performs HJ with no clean up and goes yo the lobby to wait for me. I tip her and leave. This was a horrible experience, I wanted to go to an AMP, not a mean dominatrix that hate's fat white guy's. Sorry for the long post, I just wanted to warn you guy's what you could be getting into if you go there. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

Jlima, this has to be the same girl. The day that I was there she was the only one there and she complained to me how she was there 7 day's a week with no help. Also, about 10 minutes in she started grilling me about going to other spas. I thought she was doing this to confirm that I was ok and not Uncle LEO. This was a big mistake!! When I told her that I had recently visited a new spa that is not even half a mile away she became furious and that is when the physical abuse began, she started spanking me VERY hard and saying "Why you go there?" This all happened within the first 15 minutes of my hell session. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2668491]Jlima, this has to be the same girl. The day that I was there she was the only one there and she complained to me how she was there 7 day's a week with no help. Also, about 10 minutes in she started grilling me about going to other spas. I thought she was doing this to confirm that I was ok and not Uncle LEO. This was a big mistake!! When I told her that I had recently visited a new spa that is not even half a mile away she became furious and that is when the physical abuse began, she started spanking me VERY hard and saying "Why you go there?" This all happened within the first 15 minutes of my hell session. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]This place sounds perfect for those that are into being spanked or have a humiliation fetish.

She's can definitely be forceful! I've thought about going since the times we did have were pretty awesome but the last couple of times I stopped by and was turned away she seemed distant and pissed.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2668491]Jlima, this has to be the same girl. The day that I was there she was the only one there and she complained to me how she was there 7 day's a week with no help. Also, about 10 minutes in she started grilling me about going to other spas. I thought she was doing this to confirm that I was ok and not Uncle LEO. This was a big mistake!! When I told her that I had recently visited a new spa that is not even half a mile away she became furious and that is when the physical abuse began, she started spanking me VERY hard and saying "Why you go there?" This all happened within the first 15 minutes of my hell session. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

Seems like Gman might be interested in her.

[QUOTE=Jlima;2668913]She's can definitely be forceful! I've thought about going since the times we did have were pretty awesome but the last couple of times I stopped by and was turned away she seemed distant and pissed.[/QUOTE]

I've been to that spot in Warrenville as well. And I agree with what everyone here is saying. That lady has a couple of screws loose. My experience at the spa was similar to Jlima's. She was friendly and allowed lots of roaming. BUT she does complain a lot. And she can be very rude on the phone if you call.

She bad and good, but like some of the best girls, they are messed up cause of the job no boyfriend husbands kids, life. Feel bad about themselves. But add on some other issues then you got ivy, like the best and the rest lots of the girls you know where there going to end up sad to say. I did have some free fun with her a few times but the inconsistent attitude and experience no good. I hope her well as to everyone.

On a Friday night over the summer I once again found myself in Warrenville and I decided to stop in at this new spa that I kept seeing advertised. The spa has no name, they alway's advertise that they are behind Burger King. The place is in a strip mall with really heavy foot traffic, so you can forget about sneaking in and out. Upon my entrance I was greeted by a tiny little Chinese woman who appeared to be around 70. I paid for the hour and was taken to a room, at which time she told me to get undressed and wait because they were busy and the girl who was going to be my provider was busy. I thought to myself thank god, I really don't want a massage from someone older than my grandmother. I laid on the table undressed for 15 minutes, then grandma finally comes in and say's that we need to switch room's. She give's me a tiny women's robe and we go to another room. WOW, we walk in the room and this room was still under construction, about a dozen 2 x4's on the floor and steel pipe's that were eventually going to be installed for back walking. I navigate the construction site and climb onto this high table. Now grandma say's that all the girl's are very busy and she will give me the massage. I didn't know whether to cry or run, so I did neither and let her give the massage. Probably the worst massage in the history of massage, and exactly what I expected from a 70 year old woman who weighed about 80 pound's. I hate to admit this part, on the flip she asked me question's to make sure that I wasn't LE. Then I closed my eye's and imagined that I was in the room with the girl from their ad, while grandma performed a slow and tired HJ. When I left and got into my vehicle I looked at the clock and saw that I was only in there for 45 minutes. With the wait time and room switch I really only got about 20 minutes of the hour I paid for. I would only recommend this place to people who like to get screwed on time and people that have a grandma fetish. This was not my proudest moment. Strike #2 Warrenville. SaintChuck.

Here's the link:

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-openingnew-masseusesbest-in-towncall331229-1530/29154053[/URL]

Name on the door, name in the ad, and name on the business card are all different.

Anyway, I've known her for a couple years. (She started in a Foot Spa and we became friends). She is using the name Cece at this place. About 45. Chinese. I will say average looks. Very good massage technique. Sweet woman. $60 door + tip. Two thumbs up from me. 70 minutes today. There was another woman there today, a bit older and fat. I have no data on her skills. Bob.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2673203]On a Friday night over the summer I once again found myself in Warrenville and I decided to stop in at this new spa that I kept seeing advertised. The spa has no name, they alway's advertise that they are behind Burger King. The place is in a strip mall with really heavy foot traffic, so you can forget about sneaking in and out. Upon my entrance I was greeted by a tiny little Chinese woman who appeared to be around 70. I paid for the hour and was taken to a room, at which time she told me to get undressed and wait because they were busy and the girl who was going to be my provider was busy. I thought to myself thank god, I really don't want a massage from someone older than my grandmother. I laid on the table undressed for 15 minutes, then grandma finally comes in and say's that we need to switch room's. She give's me a tiny women's robe and we go to another room. WOW, we walk in the room and this room was still under construction, about a dozen 2 x4's on the floor and steel pipe's that were eventually going to be installed for back walking. I navigate the construction site and climb onto this high table. Now grandma say's that all the girl's are very busy and she will give me the massage. I didn't know whether to cry or run, so I did neither and let her give the massage. Probably the worst massage in the history of massage, and exactly what I expected from a 70 year old woman who weighed about 80 pound's. I hate to admit this part, on the flip she asked me question's to make sure that I wasn't LE. Then I closed my eye's and imagined that I was in the room with the girl from their ad, while grandma performed a slow and tired HJ. When I left and got into my vehicle I looked at the clock and saw that I was only in there for 45 minutes. With the wait time and room switch I really only got about 20 minutes of the hour I paid for. I would only recommend this place to people who like to get screwed on time and people that have a grandma fetish. This was not my proudest moment. Strike #2 Warrenville. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]1. Put up the website, especially for bad reviews. 2. Take note of the time when you leave your car, when you walk in the room, and especially when she walks in / starts to the time it is over. 3. This will support your claim she shorted you to your reason to your tip if any. Good Luck in the future.