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Some providers are offering half hour service (for known clients) whereas they never advertise for half hour services per se. This also works well, as hobbyists can see more providers on a slimming budget, as well as feel good about having helped more providers pay the bills.
[QUOTE=Justin Urrkunt]Goddess is probably too young to know this but Kmart used to have this blue rotating light (just like on a police car) on about a 10' pole. They would put it in a section of the store where their next special is, and turn it on and make an announcement that for the next 15 minutes such and such item was marked down significantly. Hence the term "blue light special".
They probably did away with this about 25-30 years ago so it probably isn't recognized by anyone under 40.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, you just gave away my age as I remember the "blue light specials" like yesterday LOL
I was thinking red light special like as in red light district haha.
I should have just googled it.
[QUOTE=Goddess]I was thinking red light special like as in red light district haha.
I should have just googled it.[/QUOTE]
Maria - we could certainly create our "own" district and name it the Blue Light Distrct :-)
I fancy I could find a blue light bulb for you.
Hi fellow board members,
I apologize in advance for not posting reports of my adventures, I promise I will contribute more going forward, but for now I ask your help. Does anybody know what happened to this provider. I was hoping to reconnect, but there is someone else answering the phone now. Last I saw her was in April and help would be appreciated thanks again guys.
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[QUOTE=Goddess]I fancy I could find a blue light bulb for you.[/QUOTE]I have blue lights in my hallway! LMAO
[QUOTE=Jenna Divyne]I have blue lights in my hallway! LMAO[/QUOTE]
Shouldn't we maybe call these "blue ball" specials?
[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Shouldn't we maybe call these "blue ball" specials?[/QUOTE]Not a good idea.
I've never left anyone with that issue!!! Might give the wrong idea to some who over analyze everything.
Sometimes they leave me blue and black everywhere haha
Hey it's what they want
I recently had a guy come with 3 bags of oranges and all he wanted me to do was throw oranges at him as hard as I can while he stood against a wall.
Different strokes for different folks.
[QUOTE=Goddess]Sometimes they leave me blue and black everywhere haha
Hey it's what they want
I recently had a guy come with 3 bags of oranges and all he wanted me to do was throw oranges at him as hard as I can while he stood against a wall.
Different strokes for different folks.[/QUOTE]We could definately share some great stories of fetish. As long as a client leaves with a smile on his face, I have done my job.
Anyone ever seen this provider?
I want to TOFFT. but she has advertised at least 7 months on Orlando BP and I have never seen a review of her anywhere.
Her name is Lanni 407-668-3775 or 407)-668-3775 if you look it up on bp.
Thanks in advance.
Be safe out there.
Quote high to the general public. Offer unlisted discounts only to the people you WANT as regulars. Screw the rest of them (pun intended).
My personal pet peeve about people complaining about fees and surcharges aside.
The ladies should charge you based on whether you are a pleasure or a burden to be with. Why in God's name would any provider in her right mind even entertain the notion of a blue, or red, or black light "special" (or whatever you want to call it) for a guy who is stingy to begin with, especially if he's a complete asshole and/or has hygiene issues to boot?
Now unfortunately for me, short of coming into Bill Gate's-type of cash flow, I don't think I could ever earn enough in my life time to satisfy my affliction because I am a multi-hour kind of guy at a minimum (which is why I really should be looking for a girlfriend. Or a mail-order bride. But I digress). That being said, however, I still ALWAYS meet a provider's asking price unless and until THEY offer otherwise. And they almost always do.
How is that possible without haggling in my own self interest you ask? Just follow a few simple rules (which are also good for women in general): 1) Be clean. You personally, your clothes, and your sheets.
Treat her like you would treat any other woman you are meeting or dating. Grunge may have been cool in the early 90's, but with most women it is not exactly a turn on.
2) Smell good every time you see each other
A woman can forgive you for many things. A provider probably even more so, but I have yet to meet a woman that will forgive you for body odor or bad breath the first time you meet. Ever. Now if you're dating her, later on maybe she'll overlook the "I just came from the gym" musk or give you a pass because it says "honey, I just finished the {yard work/home repair/insert generic physical labor here}". But what reason would a provider ever have to forgive you for smelling like you haven't washed your taint this year? I believe the answer is NONE.
And while cologne, etc. Is nice. Keep it reasonable. Overpowering perfume is as bad as overpowering BO. You want her to get closer, not be repelled.
3) Make her feel like she is worth your time. Or in a providers case your time and the money for her time. Not like she is suffering through earning it the hard way.
Let's face it, some of "us" take providers for granted; that they are hard up for money, gold-diggerish at heart, or whatever. Since "we" are paying, "we" should be able to treat them as we please. Unless "THAT" is a specific service they provide (I. E. Hardcore S&M) and "THAT" is the specific service you contracted for, how the hell do you figure "THAT" is appropriate behavior?
You pay a lawyer, a doctor, pretty much any professional, for their TIME and their EXPERTISE. Would you try to pull that nonsense with them? You should be using the same attitude with providers, at the very least to the ones that conduct themselves as professionals.
4) If you make it your goal to please her instead of yourself, she will reciprocate ten fold in return.
This plays into #3. And pays off in spades. So try truly giving her something to remember you by, whether it be high stamina, an amazing cock, or my personal favorite, an exceptional "dining" experience (s).
Now does this work with every provider? No. There are trick ass rip-off artists out there, women who's hearts just aren't in it and shouldn't be in the life, and the ubiquitous bad lays. Sure you may run into those types on occasion, but if you aren't a "pink spooner", they will be few and far between, provided you do your research. And when you do, simply don't patronize them again. Oh, and spread the word on the forum so we can all avoid them too.
(And while I was not speaking to or about anyone specific, patron or provider alike, if you fragile ego and questionable self-esteem personally took offense to anything I have said, then you are self-admittedly part of the problem. I am thrilled that you are offended and that you now think "Mikey is a raging asshole." In fact, I think I feel a Woodrow in the making. Bless you.)
I believe she has reviews somewhere on here.
Not sure how she is as a provider but as a person her attitude sucks.
She took 2 hours out of her day to call my friend christie when she was pregnant a few months back and threaten her and ridicule her for being a pregnant provider.
[QUOTE=Humdrum]Anyone ever seen this provider?
I want to TOFFT. but she has advertised at least 7 months on Orlando BP and I have never seen a review of her anywhere.
Her name is Lanni 407-668-3775 or 407)-668-3775 if you look it up on bp.
Thanks in advance.
Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]
So what's it going to be then, eh?
That devotchkas a bit o' the shady type. She's used many a name the last year or more. That much re-branding and relocating can't be a good sign
O my brothers and droogies, is it not our duty to share the benefits of our exploits for the benefit of us all?
If Lanni is anything like one of her associate providers, keep thy yarbles in thy trousers, as no suffering nights past lacking a bit of the ol' spatchka is worth risking the shameful excuse of the ol' in-out in-out that her molodoy associate demonstrated. And since we all know about birds of a feather and all.....
Peep your humble droog and narrator's previous soviets on her associate (and yes, there are pictures):
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It would appear that the malicious devotchka formerly known as Anjel and/or Tiff is back as Liz and occasions to partake in both solo and tag-team action with the Lanni in question. (also seen her post as Elisabeth More... more Like Lizzy Less). "Liz" is so mechanical she would need to be operated by a card carrying union member of a machine operators local in 36 states, 5 territories, and the District of Columbia. Like me, you'll be leaving saying "Dōmo arigatō, Robato-san." and wondering why you bothered.
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Save yer cutter me brother and droogs. Or spend it on a real deal provider who delivers the full meal deal with seconds and thirds. Learn from your humble narrator's unfortunate mistake.
You'd be better served purchasing a RealDoll. Believe it.