Strip Club Reports

In reading all the previous posts., I have figured out I am not the only one having a bad impression of the clubs. I was back in Ten's Monday and I didn't have a single dance offer either. However that is happening at Curves, CS, and TD's West, too.

So far, the Boat Rocks and I agree the waitstaff are sometimes more attractive then the dancers. I always get dynamite dances from the waitstaff at the Boat.

Now If I could convince that one tall blonde waitress at TD's West to do me few dances.----OHHHH YEAHHH.

[QUOTE=Merlin Magician]In reading all the previous posts., I have figured out I am not the only one having a bad impression of the clubs. I was back in Ten's Monday and I didn't have a single dance offer either. However that is happening at Curves, CS, and TD's West, too.

So far, the Boat Rocks and I agree the waitstaff are sometimes more attractive then the dancers. I always get dynamite dances from the waitstaff at the Boat.

Now If I could convince that one tall blonde waitress at TD's West to do me few dances.----OHHHH YEAHHH.[/QUOTE]What's her name? Are you talking about the one that used to work at CS?

Well I had the urge to visit CS today which is odd because I got lucky at a local watering hole last nite. Anyhow heeding the warnings of my peers suffice it to say. Relief was had in the VIP asked me for a tip for the door guy tho? I started to tell her to take it from her end but it was five bucks so oh well. Anyhow I felt like I was in ancient Rome looking at the activities going on around me hehehe. Was one interesting girl blonde, naturals, bcup, nice bubbly butt waaaay too small g-string that I wanted get a lapper fom but was swept away before she was off stage. Also was asked at least five timesif I'd like a dance!

Went into TD's West again looking for my fave lady Tianna. No Tianna. No Honey either.

Oh, well, I found Aimee tho. Tall blonde. Nice Nice Nice. She made my day worth it.

I have found that when the big Black gentleman is operating the club, the girls all circulate and do it well. I bet I had ten dance offers. Lots of stunners there this aft.

So, it was a good run today. I'm happy.

My 0.02 cents advice generic to any club is that it always pays off to tip the bouncer. I don't want to be obvious with a separate tip... if they don't know you that would likely send up flares and get the opposite reaction, but when I pay the VIP fee I always let them keep the difference. After a few times they get to know you and leave you alone. You still need to be discreet but I've noticed a difference. And on occassion bouncers have waived me in for free. The smart dancer will take care of the bouncers as well.

When you grease, you slide... 8^)

MythicBrew

[QUOTE=Member #3235]Relief was had in the VIP asked me for a tip for the door guy tho? I started to tell her to take it from her end but it was five bucks so oh well. [/QUOTE]

Agreed. Bouncers are to be included in your overhead. I've always made a practice of appeasing bouncers and it's paid off big time. I get left totally alone by them and if I'm in an empty VIP with a dancer, we get undisturbed quality time...if you know what I mean.
Sexhobbyist

Thanks I appreciate the schooling! It makes sense just the first time I was asked in that way, I will heed your sage advice!

Be safe!

I concur totally.

Mythickbrew's "Rule # 1 of Motion and Action:"

"When you grease, you slide... 8^)"

Well, found a little time on my hands Friday evening (7pm ish) so found myself visiting Curves. Used to be a very frequent visitor about a year or so ago when I was seeing a dancer there.

Anyway, place was packed. A lot of new faces (dancers and waitresses) from my previous days. Only had 2 offers for dances (neither were what I had in mind) so I can definitely see the trend. I can remember getting asked every song before.

A couple of really talented pole workers that I took note of for a repeat visit. Guess I'll have to go back for some better intel soon.

[QUOTE=Kirstyforme]Well, found a little time on my hands Friday evening (7pm ish) so found myself visiting Curves.[/QUOTE]

Daytime is always better than evening for attention, service, action, fewer customers, etc. If you have a choice, daytime is the right time at Curves.
Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]Daytime is always better than evening for attention, service, action, fewer customers, etc. If you have a choice, daytime is the right time at Curves.

Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]Thanks Sexhobbyist - definitely good words of advice. Also usually no cover to get in which is a small plus.

Today I decided to take some cash and have some fun blowing it. With everything personal that has been going on with work and the lack of female companionship in my life, it was time to have some fun.

First stop was Tens on Speedway. Not too crowded and the girls to guy ratio was in the guys favor. Waitress was right there after I got settled and order a beer on draft and got 2 good sized glasses for 3.75...not a bad deal. It was cold too...I dont drink often, but when I do I want my beer COLD..they lived up to that today.

Got into watching the dancers and got approached for a table dance by a girl named Paris. Since my mission was to have fun, and she wasnt my type..ie she had the TOO perfect body..I like imperfections, I said ok. She started hot and heavy right off the top, my radar was feeling good on this one. No more than a minute into it, she said if I wanted to hit the VIP to just say the word.

3 minutes later, and 15 bucks (10 entry and 5 tip) to the bouncer and we were settled into the VIP. She started dancing and it was very touchy feely, but not satisfying. 5 dances and $ later and I was back in the club.

Approached by a few girls for dances, but not in the mood. I wanted Satisfaction dammit!

I sobered up (yes, 2 beers does that to me) and headed over to curves.

I no more than sat down at the bar and I was approached by a lady with a retainer in her mouth who moved right up on me. My hand was on my leg at the time...guess where my hand went? Anyway, she is from Colombia and was turning me off with her talking...voices do that to me. I sent her away, but something tells me I will be back to sample that platter in private.

I was into watching having lost my libido for the day and a girl named Cherokee walked up and asked if I wanted to get molested. Now this girl had what I wanted, hispanic features, speaks clearly and has a few chubby areas...perfect :) I said yes and she sat me down at a table.

Didnt take her 30 seconds to find the happy spot and to tease it, but it was strictly hands off for me. She spent more time showing me she flex her boobs and butt than dancing on me. After 1 dance I paid her and sent her packing. Stuck around for another 10 mins or so and decided to head home.

Not a perfect day hobbying, but was a very entertaining intelligence gathering mission for future use.

Are there nude clubs in Tucson? Are the admission and dance fees different? How much touching is allowed, if any? You can PM me if it's not something you are comfortable sharing publicly.

I went back to CS just to see if Isis or Angel were there. I didn't find either but I found Tai. Tall blonde, most perfect bod in the joint. I decided to stay. Went to VIP room. Just what I needed. Absolute dynamite lady. I could almost dribble my britches just looking at that fine ass.

Usually the girls in here are really snobby but not today. I found Mythickbrew's little Latina. She is an absolute sweetie. I wanted to steal her bad.

Also, I had posted here previously about a slightly chunky Latina with the dynamite big Caddy bumper bullet titties. That is Daysi. She was all tied up most of the afternoon and no chance for me to get a dance in.

Hey Merlin,

Tai does have a great body and is very friendly... I haven't seen her in a while -- she must be working more days than nights... if you like Tai's body you would really love Tiffany. Similar to Tai in build and a blonde also... she is flawless. Tiffany has my vote for the most perfect form in the CS. Another blonde dancer, Ashley, who is pretty new is fantastic as well. The talent has been pretty good of late at the CS.

So you liked my little latina spinner, eh? She is fantastic... a killer body and the perfect hiney, the best attitude, a lot of fun, absolutely adorable! Well, I'm in Costa Rica for the next few days partying like a rock star so I won't be around to monopolize her time. 8^)

MythicBrew

[QUOTE=Merlin Magician]I went back to CS just to see if Isis or Angel were there. I didn't find either but I found Tai. Tall blonde, most perfect bod in the joint. I decided to stay. Went to VIP room. Just what I needed. Absolute dynamite lady. I could almost dribble my britches just looking at that fine ass.

Usually the girls in here are really snobby but not today. I found Mythickbrew's little Latina. She is an absolute sweetie. I wanted to steal her bad.

Also, I had posted here previously about a slightly chunky Latina with the dynamite big Caddy bumper bullet titties. That is Daysi. She was all tied up most of the afternoon and no chance for me to get a dance in.[/QUOTE]