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I visited this provider from Craigs List who advertises massage, HJ, French, Lingam, . Once the cash changed hands, the rules started.

1. No touching the provider.
2. French became HJ as she was "Too tired from a busy day"
3. She was pleasant - but then again, for $160.00 she had to do something to avoid getting her ass kicked for theft of service.

Anyway, an hour and a crummy handjob later I was about 1/2 quart low and heading home. From now on, if things do not work out as planned, I will not take the alternate plan. I will just go home.

So, thats my Friday - hopefully I do better on Saturday

[QUOTE=Chief2003]I visited this provider from Craigs List who advertises massage, HJ, French, Lingam, . Once the cash changed hands, the rules started.

1. No touching the provider.
2. French became HJ as she was "Too tired from a busy day"
3. She was pleasant - but then again, for $160.00 she had to do something to avoid getting her ass kicked for theft of service.

Anyway, an hour and a crummy handjob later I was about 1/2 quart low and heading home. From now on, if things do not work out as planned, I will not take the alternate plan. I will just go home.

So, thats my Friday - hopefully I do better on Saturday[/QUOTE]Stay away!

This massage therapist is horrible and known for poor service. She operated from BWI area earlier this year. There was always a problem: "This hurts, I'm sore, Not today", etc. She overcharges and offers sub par service.

Stay away!

Gentlemen

I finally got the chance ot hook up with the CL Bored Housewife. She looks even better in person than in the pics and OMG, what a great technique. We met in an upscale hotel, and she greeted me in a strapless black dress with nothing else, except a great DFK. She advertises GFE, and she is a great GFE and seems to love what she does. Making out with this MILF was like being back in high school, and the BBBJ was awesome!!!. She tried really hard to get me a second pop, b ut not with all of the old hite guy diseases that plague me now, but it wasn't for lack of effort on her part. She was total no-rush, and classy. Her phone rang once during our session and she apo;igized and turned it off. Points for that. Looks 8, she has a few pouinds but looks good in them. Attitude 10 and technique 10. I will definitely repeat. Seniors PM me for more details and contact info.

Be safe

Baldconan1

Polish lady here at BWI is awsome not the best in with her english but she made up for it in other areas if you know what I mean. Would highly recommend her for anyone who does not mind paying $$$ for great service.

Any advice on known scams or good deals (other than RTFF which I did).

I will try to attach a photo that I came across on CL. Wondering if there is any intel on this little hottie.

[QUOTE=Brian Wcz]Polish lady here at BWI is awsome not the best in with her english but she made up for it in other areas if you know what I mean. Would highly recommend her for anyone who does not mind paying $$$ for great service.[/QUOTE]Not to doubt you, Brian, but what are the [I]bona fides[/I]...for you [U]and[/U] for her? This being your first post, and the "Wcz" in your handle (suggesting that you, too, are Polish), give me pause to doubt. She may be "awsome," as you claim, but with the $$$ you cite, I think I'll wait until she (and you) have a longer track record. But, thanks for the "heads-up" anyway.

Stay away from this ROB - stephony - from Craiglist ([url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ers/476328087.html)[/url]. She's european. BJ was painful. She uses her teeth and doesn't know how to pull them back. And then when it came time for mish... whoooooooo-weeeeeeeee... that kitty wreaked bad. I was out of there quick. I didn't ask for my $ back because I saw her pimp sitting in the truck outside, and didn't want to get into a tango with him.

Stay away from this one.

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Stay away from this ROB - stephony - from Craiglist ([url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ers/476328087.html)[/url]. She's european. BJ was painful. She uses her teeth and doesn't know how to pull them back. And then when it came time for mish... whoooooooo-weeeeeeeee... that kitty wreaked bad. I was out of there quick. I didn't ask for my $ back because I saw her pimp sitting in the truck outside, and didn't want to get into a tango with him.

Stay away from this one.[/QUOTE]A bit overly dramatic aren't you? You didn't get "robbed" as in cash and dash, or a stick up. You were just unfortunate in spending some money on a nasty biatch with a stinkin pu$$y. You actually got service, just wasn't up to your personal standards. Undoubtedly, there are some guys that think she gives great service. Like her pimp for instance.

Should be some consolation to you in the fact that the pimp was probably her boyfriend, and he probably eats that nasty shit out. That's a thought to enjoy your lunch over.

Gentlemongers,

There is more info on CL ladies here:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=825[/url]

It can also be found under the "All the Forums" link. The second grouping down is CL reviews.

You may want to cross post your info there.

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Cracksmoak]A bit overly dramatic aren't you?[/QUOTE]You're reading into my report more than I intended. I'm just reporting a fact, and the kitty did wreak bad. If you're sensing anything "dramatic," get over it.

Peace

[QUOTE=Cracksmoak]A bit overly dramatic aren't you? You didn't get "robbed" as in cash and dash, or a stick up. You were just unfortunate in spending some money on a nasty biatch with a stinkin pu$$y. You actually got service, just wasn't up to your personal standards. Undoubtedly, there are some guys that think she gives great service. Like her pimp for instance.

Should be some consolation to you in the fact that the pimp was probably her boyfriend, and he probably eats that nasty shit out. That's a thought to enjoy your lunch over.[/QUOTE]
I agree completely with your assessment Crack. ROB=Rip Off Biotch. As my settings to ignore are still fully functional, I only have the beauty of seeing what you quoted. I think you hit the nail on the head that it was a complaint about technique and hygiene. She clearly was not a ROB, just a skank. lol. But then it seems most all of someone's posts "reek" (spelled correctly).

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]You're reading into my report more than I intended. I'm just reporting a fact, and the kitty did wreak bad. If you're sensing anything "dramatic," get over it.

Peace[/QUOTE]Wow. You zeroed right in on that like it hit a raw nerve.

A little sensitve about people calling you drama queen aren't you?

Sorry. Didn't mean to dredge up old traumatic playground memories.

I stand corrected. I'll make it a point to steer around your sensitivity.

It's alright that i call you "sensitive" instead isn't? It's better than biatch.

[QUOTE=Cracksmoak]Wow. You zeroed right in on that like it hit a raw nerve. A little sensitve about people calling you drama queen aren't you? Sorry. Didn't mean to dredge up old traumatic playground memories. I stand corrected. I'll make it a point to steer around your sensitivity. It's alright that I call you "sensitive" instead isn't? It's better than biatch. [/QUOTE]Again, you seem to have a knack for misreading into emotions that do not exist. Rather, if anyone is zeroing in, I seem to have zeroed in to you as the one being the drama queen. Rather emotional, aren't you, for thinking other people are emotional? Since you're the one that seems so sensitive (or da biatch), I'll just leave you alone to imagine up whatever emotions you think seems to be there that isn't there.

And it's also ok I call you "sensitive" or do you prefer "biatch" yourself?

Peace

[QUOTE=Brian Wcz]Polish lady here at BWI is awsome not the best in with her english but she made up for it in other areas if you know what I mean. Would highly recommend her for anyone who does not mind paying $$$ for great service.[/QUOTE]As I understand it, her name is "Marta", and she's got a ton of reviews over at a review board that gives numerical scores. She has a lot of good scores, and I remember seeing her posting to CL as well while she was here, although I can't find the ad in a quick search.

Her Eros ad is at [url]http://www.eros-dc.com/files/ph-diamond195-marta1.htm[/url], and her personal site seems to be located at [url]http://marta.tonightescorts.com/page1.htm[/url]. She does seem to be an actual provider. Haven't seen her myself, as I've been working a ton of overtime lately, but if she had been around for a while longer, I'd have certainly tried to see her.

Thought I'd try out CL for some quick stress relief today and was bitterly dissappointed! Answered the following Ad:

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ers/484597509.html[/url]

This chick gave me an address to the ghetto and told me to call her when I was near. So, being the cautious person that I am, I patrolled the area first, some where near waterview, and then pulled up down the street from the house. I then called the girl and told her that I would be there in about 10 mins. After about 5 mins, a car pulls up w/ a guy driving, and a girl gets out and goes to the house (through the window! ) her "friend" proceeds park about 2 houses down. Not knowing who I was, I sat and watched the whole thing! Just for kicks, I called 'Tammie' and asked her did I just see her going through a window? She claimed that she had forgotten her key and everything was cool. I told that it didn't feel right and I was going home. She tried to talk fast, but I hung up the phone. I then sat and watched 'Tammie' storm out of the house and try and explain what happened to her friend waiting in the car. Bottom line: Definitely a set-up for a robbery.

To make it worse, she didn't look anything like her pix (she had a horrible weave about a mile long and a mustache)!

Be safe out there!