Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Jgold]Where to go in Baltimore for the best nude lap dance?[/QUOTE]

IT is off the beaten path, east of Gold Club on 40.
Make a right on the street that at Royal Farms is on.

It is not totally nude but as close as you can get to it.
All nude dancing and generally upscale looking young dancers usually at least 12 or more on duty.
Lap dances are generally excellent, depending of course on the girl.
It is my favorite, but there is no back room like at some block clubs.
BYOB and heavy cover to enter.

This place actually has a following outside of this state and two guys used to maintain a website on it.

809 Old North Point Rd, Baltimore, MD

Clix

[QUOTE=Clixxx]IT is off the beaten path, east of Gold Club on 40.
Make a right on the street that at Royal Farms is on.

It is not totally nude but as close as you can get to it.
All nude dancing and generally upscale looking young dancers usually at least 12 or more on duty.
Lap dances are generally excellent, depending of course on the girl.
It is my favorite, but there is no back room like at some block clubs.
BYOB and heavy cover to enter.

This place actually has a following outside of this state and two guys used to maintain a website on it.

809 Old North Point Rd, Baltimore, MD

Clix[/QUOTE]

The esteemed Clixxx is of course talking about the world famous Wagon Wheel/Manhattan Player's Club. I wasted a good portion of my twenties and thirties there. I recently ran into one of the girls who danced there. Brought back some memories.

Dr. Monger

I have not been to the wheel in quite a while but there was a time when the dancers would be offended if you did NOT grab a handful of t and a during a lap dance.

Anybody been since the "renovation"?
Always had some good lookin' pussy in there, but was always look but no touch.

[QUOTE=Enor Muscock]Anybody been since the "renovation"?
Always had some good lookin' pussy in there, but was always look but no touch.[/QUOTE]

Do you mean "Exxcape" out Rt. 40?

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]Do you mean "Exxcape" out Rt. 40?

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's the one. I could only remember it had a couple of those cutesy "xx" deals. Don't get up that way much. There was another real dive joint a little further north too but I think that's gone under.

Spent a couple hours at the Millstream Fri around 1pm. Pretty good eye candy, but business was slow. The nipple condom thing is just too strange. Talked for a while with a nice dancer who goes by "Jordan". No shot at takeout.

Got a laugh when the chick barkeep spritzed herself accidentally with the soda thing and says, "Look, I'm a squirter".

A "Jack and Jill" party came in, and the groom to be had lap dance pussy all over him for the whole time. Bride did her best to grin and bear it. Too funny.

I do love nekkid chicks.

The Millstream stinks as far as mileage goes. Maybe if you are a Brad Pitt type you could get something outta there, but otherwise forget it. They generally have good-looking dancers, but it is very hard to get any time with them. I never tried a lap dance in the back, but I heard the owner, who lives next door, has the whole place wired with cameras, which he watches from home. Leads to zero action. Plus it is in Baltimore County which has no tolerance for anything, which is why the Wagon Wheel moved form Towson to Baltimore City.

Dr. Monger

If you do stop by the stream do it on a Tuesday that way atleast you get two for one beers.

BD

It doesn't appear that any place is safe in Baltimore these days where a guy can go have a few drinks and relax.

This article appeared in today's Baltimore Sun newspaper:

Two off-duty police officers inside a South Baltimore strip club opened fire on two men trying to rob the bar this morning, killing one and wounding the other, police said.

Officer Troy Harris, a police spokesman, said the incident occurred at Fantasies Nightclub in the 5500 block of Pennington Ave. about 2 a.m. when two men -- one armed with a shotgun, the other with a handgun -- walked into the bar.

Harris said one of the men fired a shot into the ceiling and announced a robbery. The two officers, who had just finished a 4 p.m. to midnight shift in the Southern District, took out their service weapons and shot the men.

The spokesman said one of the gunmen was pronounced dead at the scene; the other was hospitalized with gunshot wounds to his hand and arm. Harris said no patrons were injured.

Names of the suspected gunmen and the police officers were not released this morning. Harris said the officers have been placed on routine administrative duties while the shooting is investigated.

BBB

[QUOTE=Bdls73]If you do stop by the stream do it on a Tuesday that way atleast you get two for one beers.

BD[/QUOTE]
Now that's useful info.
Friday after 3pm they put out a complimentary spread.
Of food, that is.

[QUOTE=Bad Bad Boy]

Two off-duty police officers inside a South Baltimore strip club opened fire on two men trying to rob the bar this morning, killing one and wounding the other, police said.


BBB[/QUOTE]
Good for them. I hope they got to finish their beers.

I'm coming to town soon. What's the best couple of clubs in town to visit?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Ohiohighlander]I'm coming to town soon. What's the best couple of clubs in town to visit?[/QUOTE]It depends on what you want. The Block is a must-see for any strip club enthusiast who has not previously been there. I'm not a fan of The Block, but it can be fun periodically. The great thing about The Block is that you can stroll from club to club without paying a cover. The disadvantage is that you are expected to purchase a drink within a few seconds of entering.

Here's the most important thing to know about The Block...."Hold your ground". Don't allow yourself to be strong-armed into buying a drink at a club where you do not see anyone of interest. Simply walk in, make a quick survey of the girls and environment, and decide whether the place is worth a $6-$7 beer.

While some Block clubs have nicer aesthetics than others, most Block clubs are essentially the same from an appearance perspective. Also, some of the girls may move between clubs.

I have enjoyed past visits to The Jewel Box, but as with anything, YMMV.

If you have not previously been to The Block, my advice is to roam among the clubs (The Block is very aptly named, as it is a city block filled with one club after another). Buy a drink at a club where you initially like the girls/atmosphere, and move one to another club for your next drink if you don't like it.

There are hawkers on the street (most of which are extremely irritating and pushy) which try to convince you that their club is the best. Don't allow them to intimidate you.

The Block is not cheap. You will be asked by one girl after another to buy a drink from her. Drinks start at $20 for the dancers, and go up from there. Be prepared to have them suck it down quicker than you've ever seen anyone drink anything, so they can move on to the next "victim".

If you're going to buy a drink for a girl, I recommend going with the ones that are frisky immediately upon going up to you. While that certainly doesn't not guarantee a satisfying experience, I have found that a dancer's initial approach is often indicative of your drinking time with her.

Depending on what you want, the older dancers may be a wise choice. By all means, if you simply want to hang out with a hottie (keeping in mind that a Block hottie is not the same as a hottie at another club...it's all relative), choose a younger one.

The Block has a larger variety of girls than more traditional clubs.3

There are other clubs in the city, which you can see reviewed on various Strip Club review sites.

Have fun.

Oh, and DO NOT use a credit card there. Also remember that if they ask for $200, they will likely settle for $100. In addition, the bartenders expect hefty tips. Depending on your intent, it may be worth giving into the 20% or more tip expectation, as they will ensure you have a good time.

Yes Yes I am a bell ringer, last minute man, don’t do any thing to day you can put off until tomorrow. Well finishing up my 2006 personal tax returns at 11:00 PM EDT which allows me to get them to the Fayette Street US Post Office by 11:45PM EDT. Just drive by postal employees with bins offer curb side service to the lines of cars creating a midnight traffic jam. Hey I do my part I get there before midnight, no lines, no cars, no postal employees, Post office closed at 9:00 PM EDT, WTF. Get out my wireless laptop and the deadline is tomorrow 4/17/07 due to Emancipation Day in DC, I look at my Form 1040 filing Instructions and it clearly states 4/16/07 is the filling deadline WTF.

I am pissed I did something a day early WTF, first fucked by the IRS, then fucked by the Post Office, then fucked by the old wrong date routine. I am real pissed, I could go postal or get a drink, decisions decisions. It is time for me to fuck somebody, being conveniently adjacent to the Block at midnight, is this Karma or what? Drive Fayette Street to South Street to Baltimore Street and find an open parking place on the left, this is Karma again. The open parking is directly in front of the Club With No Name , I don’t think I have been here in 20 years. The last two Baltimore RT’s in December, I need help from attendees that were not as drunk as myself, did we go in The Club With No Name? Help me Doc, SF, BSR, Fool.

I go in to The Club With No Name, 1 patron, 3dancers and 1 barmaid the place is deserted. I need a f’ing drink, order a beer and a fine, fine, fine black dancer is coming off of the stage and heading for me. She is very pretty 22(finally saw her ID, you know the old fake name and then real name routine, I was not born yesterday, I come from the show me state) 34C-24-36 5-6 130#. Another black booty girl, Big Red might get lucky. Block Dancer(not her real name) starts rubbing my back, neck and other things; I flip for the lap dance. 2 this girl is grabbing little red through my jeans with that fine fine ass. She can clap her ass like RT Girl from the Last DC RT. Block Dancer(not her real name) goes down in the darkness of the bar, pulls my zipper down with her teeth and asks if she can taste my dick. This is the old are you A Cop test, I passed while Block Dancer(not her real name) is giving me a DT BBBJ at the bar. She stops and asks if I want to go down stairs, this is called suction, let me think, what do you want to do little red, but the big head asks how much, $ for the champagne and any tip I wanted to give.

So we go down into a small dingy basement changing room with a convenient mattress on the floor. The atmosphere and ambiance was shit but her attitude and service more than compensated for it. This girl was very cool and not pushy, I asked what kind of tip she had in mind, she suggested I lay back and think about it while she DTBBBJ and let me finger her fine sweet pussy, again this is called suction. I decide this could turn into a nice thing so I gave her $, that was the right incentive. DTBBBJ I mean with her tongue under my balls, stood up fucked her throat (this is Karma fellas), cover on Doggie, then CG, RCG, Mish, then head stand with me doing a inverted doggie if there is a better name for this let me know. That was it blew my load so much for Karma! She pulls off my rubber and cleans me off with her mouth DTBBBJTCNQCIM, Hoorah. She asked if I was pleased, wanted me to take her home, problem with BF Blah Blah Blah. Sorry sweetheart me casa es no su casa. She gave me her cell number, and real name, I said prove it she showed me her ID. She said she would meet me for a date at a hotel or any place of my choosing, she gave me her schedule and she said I could come by at end of shifts and pick her up. She was very accommodating lets see if digits work and attitude/service repeats.

Stats
Looks/body/attitude/service
8/8/9/9 she gets extra points for not using the standard block call: buy me a drink, buy me a drink, buy me a drink, buy me a drink…….

Well guys I had some eat in, I will try carry out later this week or next week and will report then.

Oh yeah my taxes are done a day ahead of time, I hate when that happens!

Big Red

I visited Baltimore for the first time a few weeks ago and thanks to all the information on this forum, I made efficient use of my extracurricular time in the city.

First, the profane. I couldn’t leave Baltimore without visiting the block. After walking around a while, I went into the Glass Slipper about 11 one weeknight and was immediately approached by Hollywood, a large black woman. She gave me lots of options but I settled for a HJ at the bar for .4 (plus the obligatory drink for .2). She didn’t charge anything for the lotion she used. Even though it was kind of crowded and we were in the open at the end of the bar against the mirrored wall, I was able to roam freely and finger her as she jerked me off. My fingers ended up smelling more like armpit odor than pussy smell. I left there both excited and disgusted.

And the sacred. The next morning I had an appointment with Jill, the CMT who advertises on craigslist. She has a small room in an old office building in a nice neighborhood. Soft lights, soothing music, nice conversation, very thorough massage. I left there happy and tingling all over.