Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Loose Cannon]Second on the list was Cheaters. I went in the afternoon. Pickin's were slim. I was approached by one of the dancers and for the same price $1.5 she would take me for a private lap dance and some extras..needless to say it wasn't the job I was looking for. Next time we will try the AMP's. Personally I don't see the value at Club 253, but you have to start somewhere. Good luck to all.[/QUOTE]



Those "extras" at Cheaters may have been the job you were looking for after all.

What I mean is that those "extras" include BJ's and full sex but you'll only find that at Cheaters, not the other RI clubs.

I recommend taking a Brazillian or Eastern European girl back there, they tend to kepp their pre-booth promises more regularly than most of the Americans do although the last time I was there an adorable little light-skinned black girl named Sugar took me out back and did everything she promised to do and then some. But before you take a girl back there make sure she spells out what she's going to do for you and negotiate the price.

[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]Those "extras" at Cheaters may have been the job you were looking for after all.

What I mean is that those "extras" include BJ's and full sex but you'll only find that at Cheaters, not the other RI clubs.

I recommend taking a Brazillian or Eastern European girl back there, they tend to kepp their pre-booth promises more regularly than most of the Americans do although the last time I was there an adorable little light-skinned black girl named Sugar took me out back and did everything she promised to do and then some. But before you take a girl back there make sure she spells out what she's going to do for you and negotiate the price.[/QUOTE]


I'll back up what PB said - always do all of your negotiating before you give the guy your ticket and go into the booths. If in any doubt, don't be shy to ask them straight out: "are we going to fuck?" (or whatever you're looking for).

As far as trying to judge trustworthiness, from my own experiences and others' reports I think you have to judge more by the individual girl than anything else. However, I agree completely w/ PB about Sugar - she is definitely one of the better girls there.

Vito

Hey everyone,

The only strip club I've been to is Providence is the Cadilac Lounge, and I find it curious that I can hardly find it ever mentioned in these posts. The girls certainly weren't knockouts or anything like that, but they certainly were liberal. The last time I went was a few months back, before I started reading these posts. I didn't understand / know back then that Providence strip club girls would "crank it up a notch" in the private rooms, I. E. HJ, BJ, FS, etc. I was just astounded with the fact that they would let me touch them, and with the fact that their contact was extremely close. All of that was new to me, for I was used to Mac's II in Billerica (MA) where there is ZERO contact. I didn't know I could even include that stuff in the negotiations. Anyhow. What's up with the Cadilac? Is there any special reason why nobody has mentioned it? Is it the worst. Should I try another one instead?

If looking for a "traditional" experience rather than blow-n-go for $200, than I suggest you come to *our* state up I-395. After 15 years of having to drive down there for a decent SC experience, it is pretty satisfying to say that.

Went to Mario's Showplace 2 around 3:00/4:00pm. There were at most 10 customers competing for 14-16 girls. Curiously there was little-to-no diversity between them -- all spinners, brunettes, B or C cup (with a couple Ds), in their early 20s. But f**kcing hot every one of them. There honestly was not one of them who didn't have a very pretty face and kicking body. The least attractive was as good as anything I have ever seen at a Massachusetts club or anything I was expecting to see in Providence.

I spent most of my time with "Chanel" who claimed to be half Cherokee Indian and half Puerto Rican. Don't know -- but she has a beautiful face and an amazing body. Had free-reign with my hands, and I haven't felt hips or an ass that felt that good in my hands for as long as I can remember. She had the nicest looking twat I can remember seeing since high school, with very full labia and just sumptuous looking lips. Thing is, I almost never even look at a strippers c#nts but she really has a nice one -- and being fully nude LD she spent a fair amount of time rubbing her c#nt in front of me, then rubbing her c#nt on me. She has B-cup tits, but otherwise has an amazing body.

Again, there was an unusual amount of homogeneity between girls. Last time I was there I saw different shapes and sizes, but this time they were all pretty much the same (save for one black and one Asian, but even they were more or less the same as previously described). Another one I would definitely like to see again is "Maria" -- looks just like Mila Kunis but with D-cups (thou says she's from Everett not Ukraine).

Also curious -- I asked every girl "where are you from" and everyone authentically said Providence or Boston (could hear the authenticity in their accents -- not a Brazilian or Ukrainian between them). I think all the neighborhood girls left the PVD clubs and moved up to Mario's!

Someone did some coordinating with staff today, as they were the best I have seen in New England. Also, last time I was there I noticed they had a great Prime Rib special, so I headed there for lunch. Were "out of Prime Rib" (one of the other two guys there ate I guess) and served up a Delmonico instead. Steak was $14 vs $9 advertised for Prime Rib, LDs were $20 vs $15 last time. But it was a damn good steak (seriously -- the guy in the back is obviously not a typical stripclub line cook as it was as good as anything I have had at Hilltop) and the LDs were well worth $20 (better than $30 LDs in PVD).

Walked in with $100 -- had a steak dinner (albeit for lunch), two Jack-and-Cokes, 3 unusually sensual LDs (will admit it -- completed the deal on the 3rd), and tipped liberally with 5-6 smoking hot dancers on the stage with a lot appreciation and reciprocation of boob-in-face rubbing, etc. And I left with money in my pocket.

There is no other SC or AMP around here where I would expect to have that kind of a good time for that kind of money. If you can beat that, I would love to hear about it. I have no vested interest in promoting the place. I am not shareholder or anything -- albeit thinking I should be!

[QUOTE=Tim S]Hey everyone,
...
The only strip club I've been to is Providence is the Cadilac Lounge, and I find it curious that I can hardly find it ever mentioned in these posts. .... Should I try another one instead?[/QUOTE]The Cadillac Lounge has no reputation for extras, hands-on lap grinding is pretty standard fare in RI clubs, I can't speak to The Foxy as I haven't bothered to go there in a few years.

Extras are generally available at Cheaters, and rumored on a limited basis at the Sportmans and Club Fanatsies. I just notices in the Phoenix that the Sportsman has an ad announcing private booths (ala Cheaters), what you need to do is take one for the team at Sportsman by checking out the ad.

[QUOTE=Tim S]
The only strip club I've been to is Providence is the Cadilac Lounge, and I find it curious that I can hardly find it ever mentioned in these posts...

Anyhow. What's up with the Cadilac? Is there any special reason why nobody has mentioned it? [/QUOTE]

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WTF are you talking about , Tim ??

The [b]Cadillac Lounge[/b] is discussed in fifty·five different Posts here

Yer a newbie , so here's one acronym you need to learn real quick =>

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WTF are you talking about , Tim ??

The [b]Cadillac Lounge[/b] is discussed in fifty·five different Posts here

Yer a newbie , so here's one acronym you need to learn real quick =>

[size=0][b][i]* R * T * F * F * ! ! ! [/i][/b][/size][/QUOTE]My apologies for the spelling error.

But, WTF am I talking about? It's been mentioned five times since November.

Hardly on the map.

What you will find Tim is that there are great opportunities all over Providence...and Mass if you concentrate on finding the girls who do what you want rather than worrying about what club you are in. I've had some great times at the Caddy, Fantasies, Club Desire, Satin Doll and even at the Sportsmans (though it's been a while). At this point I'm actually not spending much time at Cheaters as the booths there are completely disgusting.

FWIW, Mario's and the Foxy in Brockton Mass will give any Providence club a run for their money though the contact is definitely more consistent in RI.

[QUOTE=Tim S]My apologies for the spelling error.

But, WTF am I talking about? It's been mentioned five times since November.

Hardly on the map.[/QUOTE]

Don't sweat it Tim, some here like to rag on others for some reason I'll never understand. I checked, there have been scant few Cadillac posts for quite some time. In this game, any posts older than about 6 months are useless anyway. With club turnover as it is and constant "policy" changes, what happened in a club 6 months ago with a particular dancer is not likely to happen today.

[QUOTE=Bubba261]Don't sweat it Tim, some here like to rag on others for some reason I'll never understand. I checked, there have been scant few Cadillac posts for quite some time.....[/QUOTE]

I respectfully disagree , B·261

Tim got 'ragged on' because he didn't [b]*R*T*F*F*[/b] before asking a question
that's been answered here many times before

There are [b]*FIFTY·FIVE*[/b] fricken reports here on the Cadillac Lounge , and virtually
every one of them agrees with my opinion that it's one of the [i]WORST[/i] Strip Clubs
in Li'l Rhody

So to answer Tim's question directly = that's why you don't read any recent reports
about the place .... because it's a waste of time and money and nobody who reads
this Board bothers to go there any·more

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]

There are [b]*FIFTY·FIVE*[/b] fricken reports here on the Cadillac Lounge , and virtually
every one of them agrees with my opinion that it's one of the [i]WORST[/i] Strip Clubs
in Li'l Rhody
[/QUOTE]Things may be changing for the better at Cadillac. The reports that CL has added a curtain area has grabbed my interest, I may stop by and check it out. Maybe CL management is finally getting smarter. Lower cover and dance prices would help too. Their greed has hurt them. This is the same greed that has put their sister club, Satin Doll, on life support.

Does anyone here remember Marlena from Cheaters?

Older woman, very slim, very, very stacked but with kind of a Buttaface.

I'm in need of her special treatment and she hasn't been at Cheaters the last few times I've been there and I'm wondering if she's just taking time off or wintering in a warm climate which she's done before or if she's moved on to another club or retired altogether.

If anyone has seen her at Cheaters or at another club or whatever could you please take a few minutes and type in some info for me?

Thanks in advance guys.

Here's a couple of pics for reference but they're both pretty old and yes, her face looks much prettier than that now and her boobs are much bigger too.

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]I respectfully disagree , B·261

Tim got 'ragged on' because he didn't [b]*R*T*F*F*[/b] before asking a question
that's been answered here many times before

There are [b]*FIFTY·FIVE*[/b] fricken reports here on the Cadillac Lounge , and virtually
every one of them agrees with my opinion that it's one of the [i]WORST[/i] Strip Clubs
in Li'l Rhody [/QUOTE]

As I said, there have been very few [b]"for quite some time"[/b], and clubs change drastically in the space of six months (or even quicker!)

If there have been no recent posts, clearly there is nothing much for Tim to read.

[QUOTE]So to answer Tim's question directly = that's why you don't read any recent reports
about the place .... because it's a waste of time and money and nobody who reads
this Board bothers to go there any·more[/QUOTE]

Now, that wasn't so difficult to do, was it?

[b]"Attitude is everything" in life....[/b]

Anyone who ever saw Marlena in person could never forget her. I think it was about 12 years ago I first saw her at Cheaters and I fell in DEEP LUST. I of course am a breast man and when she had her Red Hair and Irish accent, that was just icing on the cake. She used to sell a video out of the Phoenix. I didn't know she was still around. Last I saw her was like 5-6 years ago. If anyone has a fresh sighting please oh please let me know. She is a quality find. She was sexy even without the huge breasts. Hard to believe. But true. Back then there were a few women that would come and go there when Cheaters was still a place of fantasy and some touching. Full access is great don't get me wrong. But there is still something really sexy about the woman you can almost but not quite have.

[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]Does anyone here remember Marlena from Cheaters?
[/QUOTE]First, to be clear, I have all but stopped going there. But I seem to recall she "retired" last year. She went away, then came back inconsistently. Don't know the complete circumstances. Certainly she was a big attraction of the club (but that was also before they got big on the booths.- don't know that she ever did the booths? If so, would significantly reinvigorate my interest in the booths)

Question: Not to be a wise guy, but have you called Cheaters and asked?