Massage Parlor Reports

What? you put my name on the sign up sheet? Laura will be so pissed when CPD calls the White House.

Don't worry about Laura, George. I ran into her Saturday night. She's working at Singapore now. A 5 on massage, but a definate 9 on hand-dicraft.

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Don't worry about Laura, George. I ran into her Saturday night. She's working at Singapore now. A 5 on massage, but a definate 9 on hand-dicraft.[/QUOTE]

Although when I was at Singapore, I saw her making out with Ruby, so you better watch out.

[QUOTE=Past Tense]Happened to notice Bamboo massage on Western off Montrose in the City and checked them out last week. Contrary to the Asian sounding name this is a Latina place. Door was 80 and I drew Alejandra, a petite, 30 something woman maybe a 7 for looks on the scale. If the serveice had been more thorough she would be considered a spinner.

Cautious table shower, decent but not great massage that was pretty much clinical. I was resigned to just a massage when just before the flip she started a light touch massage that wandered to the previously unattended areas. On the flip she told me about the "options"... HJ for 50, topless 50, bottomless 50. I never go into a place with more than 200 because I have very poor impulse control so I opted for HJ and bottomless.

Good HJ but I was a little disappointed with the lack of free access to her goodies. Nothing inside and she backed off to the edge of my reach so I couldn't roam as freely as I would have liked, but all in all an OK time if you like Latina's. I prefer Asians (I have a little of that yellow fever) so I probably won't repeat.

One other thing... they did have a signup sheet and asked me to write down my name as I was paying, although they didn't ask to see any ID. So my appologies to George Bush for besmerching his reputation.[/QUOTE]
Just curious - did you try to negotiate for maybe $40 HJ and then go for $40 bottomless.

Not knocking what you did at all. I'm glad you had a good experience.
If it was me, I would have opted for a HJ for $40. Then 'when' she accepts, and she will accept, I will shoot for the top or bottom. At most places the girls will take clothes off or let your hands wander anyway, not for an extra amount. We have to negotiate. Its ALL negotiable. Plus, when you do get your price, make sure your hands can touch too. I don't want to pay more just to see some tits or ass. I want to be able to touch them. If anyone pays for topless/bottomless, it better be hands allowed. To be sure - ask them first.

If they say no - then its a no for the extra $40.

Just my .02

Respectfully,

Donnie

There is a certain place that advertises heavy, in Chinatown. Newly remodeled upstairs, table shower, steam sauna with pics of the place.

I have had some fun with the girl that is getting attention on MPRe.

Any care to share anymore info on any other "therapists" there?

Please provide as much info as possible and I will share what I have come to learn about the place.

Thanks guys!

Huge1

Hey Guys,

I just found this site and after reading as much of the thread that I could, I thought I'd ask. Can any one recommend a place near downtown for a first timer? Preferably an amp but whatever.

Any info would be appreciated.

Your not getting any info being a newb. You might as well do your own research, browse the internet, pick up a mondays sun-times and look in between the sports section and car section, or pick up the yellow pages and look under massage. That's about as helpful you'll get with one post.

Good luck guys.

I guess I joined the wrong board.

Doing my due diligence in reading like 20 pages here before my upcoming trip to your fair city. I get the feeling names addresses and intel of true Full Service AMPs are not for public posting. Given the recent political posturing, I see why.

Could not find an [post=356389]AMP address list[/post] like we have in DC. If it exists, can anyone point me to that post?

If any of you have a short list of dependable FS MPs in Central chicago, Chinatown or (please say it's so) O'Hare areas, I would greatly appreciate a PM.

Also found this interesting: [quote=nana on CL ad]Nana, and I'm a cute oriental Asian girl, 21 years young, call my assistant's phone: 773~864~0267, 160 per hour, flat fee, nice in-call location near O'Hare[/quote][url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/ers/280270700.html[/url] Any comments?

Just got back from Arizona / Mexico. Anybody seeking warmer climates should read my reports in Nogales: [post=502393]Nogales basics[/post], [post=499902]Day 1[/post], [post=500781]Day 2[/post], [post=501029]Day 3[/post], [post=501618]Day 4[/post], [post=502004]Day 5[/post], [post=502032]Day 6[/post], [post=503268]Day 7[/post], [post=503495]Day 8[/post]!

Enjoy and TIA,
LoveLOS

Would appreciate a little help, guys. I have an appointment near Midway tomorrow. Isn't there a good AMP somewhere in the area? Seems I remember something on or around Cicero. Any info would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Would appreciate a little help, guys. I have an appointment near Midway tomorrow. Isn't there a good AMP somewhere in the area? Seems I remember something on or around Cicero. Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]
Nothing around Midway area anymore. Years ago, Yes, but no more.

Pine Spa in Willowbrook is closest, and thats not close.

Order take out if you stay.

Huge1

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Would appreciate a little help, guys. I have an appointment near Midway tomorrow. Isn't there a good AMP somewhere in the area? Seems I remember something on or around Cicero. Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]


I have not seen anything worth it in that area in years... Any good AMP is about 30 minutes+ drive away... save the drive and use the phone...

Went to Victoria - AMP on Lawrence. Had to wait about 15 mins but then Jenny came in. Decent experience.

Looks 6.5
TS 7
Massage 7
Extras 6

Tried escape again. Had Helen, who had to work on me in a TINY little room. The massage was not as good as Sue's, but she was earnest and finished handily. But no more, despite some intense (though fruitless) attempts at negotiation by yours ugly. Cute balloons. Real, too.6 for the door, .6 for her.

Overall:

Looks - 8
Massage - 6 (perhaps better if she had room to work)
Room - 3
Finish - 6

I'd repeat.

your messages are full.

I was asking about your TS abbreviation. obviously not what's in the list. What do you mean? sorry if i'm being dense.

Arlo