An Old Fleamont Street Joke
[QUOTE=Speck] Then she smiled. She should not have smiled. Missing, discolored teeth. Gross. I waved her away and took off. Note to crack ho's: don't smile if you do not have a full set of teeth. [/QUOTE]
Wadaya call 32 crack hos sitting at the Atomic?
A full set of teeth !
Too Many Women / Too Little Sperm
Trolling for street walkers is a very unpredictable business in this fair valley. For years I've done it at every hour of the day and night. There has never been any notable patterns or hot spots (other than Fremont Street from dusk to dawn when they were thick as coakroaches before Oscar's cleanup). Some days plenty of providers. Other days slim pickings. But even on the hottest summer day or coldest winter night, you'll find a few hearty souls out there plying their wares. Then there are a few days like today: a virtual Bonanza.
I felt like a little B/H cruise this afternoon. Not really looking for anything. Just a little window shopping and a few brewskies. First stop the Stadium about 16:00 (that's 4pm for you medical types). EUREKA ! Four speed queens present for duty. One outside on the veranda I didn't know. One inside the laundromat I got to know. And two in the bar I know very well, a spitter and a swallower. I paid my respects and bot each of them a domestic beer of their choice. After a short exchange of pleasantries I thought what the hell, how often does such any opportunity avail itself. Better two in the hand today than 32 in the bush tomorrow. I gave into my carnal a-dick-tions. I invited the spitter for a meeting with Saint Peter.
I chose the spitter because: a) I had had the swallower on Monday. b) I hadn't seen the spitter in six months. c) they are equal artists both enjoying skull fucking and deep throating. d) I owed the spitter one as she tipped me off to a serious deal going down I didn't want to be a party to. She was quite happy to see Saint Peter again and didn't fail me. I rewarded her with two Jacksons. You heard me, TWO. One for current services rendered and one for her stand up warning the last time I saw her.
I headed North on the B/H about 4:30. First sighting B/H and Flamingo bus shelter. Three walking on the east side and one on the west side between Flamingo and DI. One at the DI bus shelter. Nothing till St Louis then one at EVERY Bus shelter to Charleston. Three walking between the Lamplighter and Dennys plus one on the Showboat side. Up Fremont the normal gaggle of pimps and drug dealers around 15th then 3 unknown and 2 familiar providers as far as 8th and a Brewski stop at the Western (about 6 regulars and an equal number of weekend warriors).
Did the return trip to the Stadium. Similar sightings on the return with the most target rich enviornment being the strech from Charleston past the Showboat. There were 6 to 8 there on each of four passes I made between 4:30 and 6:30 (that's 0 dark 30 for you L/E types). For you doubting types, these are positive ID's. I do the customary honk and wave. When they wave back I know they're working. And I stopped and chatted with a couple to introduce myself for future ease of application. And when you see the same girl sitting at the same bus stop over two hours, you know she's not waiting for a bus.
On return to the Stadium, three of the four girls were engaged. I got a chance to chat it up with the one I didn't know. Laid the groundwork for a future engagement by allowing her to have a domestic beer of her choice. I did the complete loop again and a simialr target count. Only one black and white the entire tour and that was about 7p at a 13th and Fremont ho shake down.
What a day. Feast or famine. When it rains it pours. This must be an example of trickle down economics or all you mongers are over paying them on the strip whilst these poor B/H girls are starving. As for me, I'm starting a concerted sperm management program to try and feed as many of these street waifs as my old testicles will allow.
Hope this helps!
Prostitute ordinance is called too vague, arbitrary
On second thought, this belongs here, so I've taken it out of the "Off-topic" thread:
CARSON CITY -- The Nevada Supreme Court on Wednesday will hear arguments about whether a Clark County anti-prostitution ordinance is unconstitutional.
A justice of the peace declared the ordinance unconstitutional last year, but a district judge disagreed.
Lawyers for $¢¢¢ $ $¢¢¢¢¢, a woman arrested and charged with "loitering for the purpose of prostitution," argue that the county's ordinance is too vague and "places arbitrary restrictions on personal liberties." The Clark County District Attorney's Office says the ordinance is clearly understood and does not encourage arbitrary arrests.
The ordinance makes it a misdemeanor to induce, solicit, entice or procure another person to commit an act of prostitution.
It says that someone can be considered to be doing this if he or she "repeatedly beckons to, stop, attempts to stop or engaged persons passing by in conversation, or repeatedly stops or attempts to stop motor vehicle operators by hailing, waiving of arms or other bodily gestures."
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$¢¢¢¢¢ had been near Fremont and Atlantic Streets on Aug. 28, 2003, when Metro Detective J. Signorello drove by. According to the officer, he tried to make eye contact with $¢¢¢¢¢, and then drove into the parking lot at Denny's.
$¢¢¢¢¢ allegedly got into the car and said, "Hey honey, you dating?" Police say dating is a street term for soliciting prostitution. The detective allegedly said he was not dating.
According to Signorello, $¢¢¢¢¢ became nervous and said she was not dating either, then tried to get out of the car. Signorello identified himself as a detective and $¢¢¢¢¢ allegedly admitted to him that she had been offering him sex for money. She was arrested, and police then found that that there was a warrant outstanding from Henderson for $¢¢¢¢¢'s arrest on a prostitution charge as well.
Tufteland said $¢¢¢¢¢ standing on the street did not create probable cause for an arrest. "But when she entered the police car and asked if he 'dates,' the officer had probable cause," Tufteland said. Burke said the ordinance does not provide sufficient guidance as to what is prohibited.
She said it could be used to arrest people who have done absolutely nothing illegal. As an example, she said a female visitor to Las Vegas "who happens to have the bad taste to dress in flashy, cheap and somewhat revealing clothing" might be on the Las Vegas Strip trying to find her friends. Thinking she sees her friends, she "beckons," but is mistaken.
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[url]http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/s.../519519424.html[/url]
Map of location of the unhappy couple's loitering for the purpose of not dating encounter:
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps?q=2545+Fremont+St,+Las+Vegas,+NV&t=h&iwloc=A&hl=en[/url]
It was across from the Castaway's, which is due to be imploded early next year. But I see that she'd also been busted for working in Henderson, which would no doubt have been out on the southeast part of the Boulder Strip.
